I Can Fish All Things In the Last Days

"It seems that flattering is not enough, you have to be serious!" Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Tongzi, I am doing this for your sake. Since you are shameless and insist on being a sinner of the entire universe, then I will fulfill you!"

As he said that, Xiao Zhan had a thought, and bought two Seabird brand diapers from the system 1.0 store, one was worn on the buttocks, and the other was put on the head.

"I went out to hang out!"

Xiao Zhan made a gesture to go out of the cave.

There is still no movement in the system.

"I really went out, there are only a hundred biochemical warriors outside! If I really go out and wander around, your face will fall on the ground, and you won't be able to pick it up. Don't regret it then!"

Xiao Zhan didn't believe in evil, so he put three pairs of Seabird brand diapers on his head, and strode out of the cave.

Just when Xiao Zhan was about to walk out of the burrow, the system finally spoke: "Go out, I think one lap is not enough, you should swing around a few more laps, and I think you have too few diapers on your head, the system will Give you ten for free!"

"Fourteen, just enough to form a chrysanthemum, very beautiful!"

Swish Swish Swish!

After the system's voice fell, ten diapers appeared in front of Xiao Zhan.

"Nima..."

Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched, his face black as carbon.

This dog system was not stunned by his high-quality flattery. Not only was it not stunned, but it also gave him ten diapers to humiliate him. Its IQ is really not ordinary!

Since flattering is not enough, then I can only use some more ruthless coquettish tricks!

"You forced me!" Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth, and with a thought, he entered the system 1.0 store again, pointing his finger at a product box with a flashing yellow light.

"Ding, the purchase is successful, and 500 energy points will be deducted. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Biochemical Transformation Fruit!"

Xiao Zhan's thought finger was on the purchase button of the flashing yellow commodity frame, and a yellow ginseng fruit the size of a baby's fist flew out of the commodity frame and fell into his hand.

The information panel emerged at the same time——

Name: biochemical deformation fruit

Function: ten minutes to transform into the main form of the system

Method of use: oral

Gudong!

Without the slightest hesitation, Xiao Zhan directly stuffed the biochemical transformation fruit into his mouth.

The next moment, Xiao Zhan's body began to change, he turned into a purebred husky!

"Huh?"

Xiao Zhan froze for a while, dumbfounded.

He has been secretly calling the system a dog system in his heart, but he didn't expect that the main body of the system is actually a dog!

And he is also the king of dogs with brain damage and mental retardation, a purebred sophomore!

"Haha, brother Tongzi, I didn't expect your body to be Erha!"

"You are indeed a king, a brain-dead king! Hahaha..."

Xiao Zhan laughed out loud, leaning back and forth, tears were about to come out.

"I...I'm not Erha, I...I just look a little like Erha!"

The system's tone was full of panic.

Xiao Zhan said angrily: "Brother Tongzi, you don't just look like Erha, this hair, these four muscular whirlwind legs, this big face plate, and this big tongue, are completely similar to Erha. Two ha are exactly the same!"

"You... are Erha!"

"I'm not!"

There was a trace of sullenness in the system's flustered tone.

"No, you are. Don't hide it. In fact, there is nothing wrong with Erha. His appearance is the king among dogs, and his temperament is 100% perfect with your temperament!"

Xiao Zhan held back his laughter, humiliating the system in a serious manner.

"You...you say it again, believe it or not, the system committed suicide, and you lost the system directly, and became short and poor again!"

The system is full of humiliation,

Shut up by threatening Xiao Zhan with death.

"Brother Tongzi, don't worry about these details, let's talk about business!"

Xiao Zhan straightened his face, and did not continue to mock the system.

"You said it would be more aesthetically pleasing for me to walk around hundreds of times wearing a dozen pairs of Seabird diapers in your form?"

With that said, Xiao Zhan raised his dog's paw to pick up the fifteen Seabird brand diapers that fell on the ground, and put them on.

"You dare, if you dare to go out wearing diapers in the form of this system, this system will commit suicide immediately!"

The system threatened death again.

"It's fine if you don't dangle, then you agree to my conditions, purify this super-energy crystal nucleus for free, and give me another 500,000 energy points!"

Xiao Zhan opened his mouth again, this is his ultimate goal.

"you……"

The system did not expect Xiao Zhan to be so shameless that he would threaten him in this way. He was so angry that his ideology trembled violently in the virtual space, and it was about to explode.

"No? Then I'm going out for a stroll!"

Xiao Zhan twisted Erha's big snow-white buttocks, and walked out of the cave.

He didn't believe that the dog system dared to commit suicide!

Xiao Zhan's guess was right, the system really didn't dare to commit suicide, it was just a bluff.

The system waited for countless reincarnations, and was finally reborn. How could it be willing to commit suicide?

"Okay, I agree to your terms! However, 500,000 energy points is impossible. There are rules set in the system, and the host cannot be gifted energy points in any form. Therefore, I can only cheat your 300,000 points at most. The energy value will be returned to you!"

Facing the extremely shameless Xiao Zhan, the system can only compromise again.

"300,000 points is 300,000 points. Since we are good friends, I reluctantly accept it!"

Xiao Zhan could sense that the system wasn't lying, and that 300,000 energy points was indeed the limit, so he also took a step back.

Facing Xiao Zhan, who is cheap and good-looking, the system hates Xiao Zhan so much, if he can't do anything to Xiao Zhan, he really wants to tear Xiao Zhan to pieces.

call out!

A burst of black light flashed in front of Xiao Zhan's eyes, the B-level primary super crystal nucleus disappeared, and was sucked into the virtual space by the system, activated the supernatural technology equipment, and began to purify the B-level primary super crystal.

At the same time, the system returned to Xiao Zhan the 300,000 energy points that Xiao Zhan had previously cheated.

Looking at the energy value on the personal information panel rising from 160,000 points to 460,000 points, Xiao Zhan was very satisfied and smiled from ear to ear.

It seems that if you want to eat enough, you have to be shameless enough!

The dog system is more shameless than him, but it is still a little bit worse.

Putting away his complacency, Xiao Zhan straightened his face and asked, "By the way, brother Tongzi, you just said that human beings will lose their will and IQ if they directly absorb the energy in the super energy crystal nucleus, so why did you sneak attack me just now?" Those two survivors preserved their will and IQ?"

The system explained: "Some people are naturally resistant to the radiation of the alien germs in the super energy crystal nucleus, and can be partially or completely immune to the radiation of the alien germs."

"So that's it." Xiao Zhan suddenly realized, and asked again: "When will the super crystal nucleus be purified?"

He couldn't wait to absorb the energy in the super crystal nucleus, evolve to the B-level elementary level, and stand at the top of Yangcheng's combat power.

"12 hours."

"so long?"

Xiao Zhan frowned.

It was too long, and he was not satisfied.

"Um."

The system's attitude is very indifferent, and he doesn't want to talk to Xiao Zhan any more.

"Yes, this dog system seems to have a grudge against me."

Xiao Zhan gave a wry smile, and wisely didn't bother the system any more.