I Became the Villain’s Own Daughter

Zhang Dazhuang looked at them like this, tsk tsk shook his head, and said:

"Like I don't expect my illiterate little bastard to know that this thing is called eggplant. I'm thankful that he doesn't call this eggplant a plane."

Zhang Dazhuang said that he hates iron is not steel, obviously he has no hope for his son's IQ.

However, as soon as Zhang Dazhuang said this, Zhang Yiming, who was looking at Transformers toys, heard the purple banana, and immediately abandoned his toy and ran over.

Seeing the eggplant in Xiao Luli's hand, he was a little disappointed. He shook his head timidly and shouted:

"Sister Lili, you are mistaken! This is not a banana."

Xiao Luli and Qu Qianqian hadn't spoken yet, but Zhang Dazhuang was stunned.

There is quite a kind of unreal feeling that I thought my son was a student scum, but I didn't expect him to be a student of God.

The two old fathers who thought their daughters were academic gods, but did not expect to be scumbags: "..."

Jian Yi looked at Zhang Dazhuang and said lightly, "Your son is not bad."

Although the two old fathers were jealous, they had to admit: "Indeed."

"There is nowhere."

Zhang Dazhuang looked humble, but in fact pride almost overflowed from his eyes.

But the next second, Zhang Yiming shouted again:

"This is a plane!"

Saying that, Zhang Yiming also stood on tiptoe, took an eggplant from the vegetable cabinet, and then simulating the appearance of an airplane toy, it flew through the air,

"Look, woo-kakaka, the plane is coming!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Jian Yi: "..."

What hope did they have for Zhang Yiming just now?

Zhang Dazhuang covered his face with his hands, his pride and modesty just now was no longer there, but instead a painful expression on his face: "Look, I'll say it."

Jian Xiyan was the most sober one. He ran over, looked at the purple eggplant, stroke by stroke, and wrote seriously:

This is not a banana.

Xiao Luli, Qu Qianqian, and Zhang Yiming didn't move, they just stared at the word "banana" on the banana.

I don't know, I thought the three of them were so serious, what academic papers were they working on.

In the end, it was Xiao Luli who clapped his palm and suddenly realized:

"I see! Brother Xiyan wants to say, this is not a purple banana!"

Jian Xiyan pursed his lips and nodded hard.

Qu Qianqian blinked her eyes and looked at the ugly and ugly word "banana" again. Xiao Daiyin murmured, "So this word is the banana of bananas, it looks so strange."

Zhang Yiming nodded and hummed: "So I never like to eat bananas, I like to eat watermelon!"

Jian Xiyan usually likes to eat bananas. In order to get his servants to buy him more bananas, he specially learned the word "banana" for bananas.

Afraid that the servant could not understand pinyin, he bought him a cantaloupe.

Xiao Luli and the others asked again, "Brother Xiyan, if this is not a banana, what is it?"

Although Xiao Luli and Qu Qianqian are scumbags, they are not stupid enough to associate the plane Zhang Yiming mentioned just now with the eggplant in their hands.

After all, when they came to participate in the show, they had done many planes.

They know what a plane looks like.

Naturally, I didn't believe Zhang Yiming.

Jian Xiyan thought about it and wrote:

This is plus...

Now, Qu Sinian saw it, and looked at Jian Yi in amazement:

"I can't see it. Your son is really smart. He actually knows that it is an eggplant."

Although the word "eggplant" of eggplant is written with the following "plus" first, it is not difficult to see that the Jianxi proverb wants to write "eggplant".

Even Zhang Dazhuang was surprised: "When did he learn it?"

Lu Junhan looked at Jian Yi, obviously wanting to know too.

Jian Yi thought for two seconds, this was probably a year ago.

He said succinctly: "The last thing he likes to eat is eggplant."

To be precise, it was a year ago that Jian Xiyan accidentally took a bite of salted fish and eggplant in a pot, and thought it was not tasty.

On that day, his little brows were all wrinkled.

I'm afraid the maid will buy it again next time.

So, I specifically asked the servant what kind of green vegetable was that long, soft and purple skin in the salted fish and eggplant pot.

At that time, the servant bought a lot of eggplant and pointed it to Jian Xiyan.

I told him that it was this dish called eggplant, and according to his request, I wrote it to him with a pen.

At that time, she was only two and a half years old, and Xiao Zhengtai, who was recognizing characters, frowned her delicate brows deeply and stared at the word "Eggplant" for a long time.

After that, when there was no one in the kitchen, he moved a stool and, little by little, laboriously carried the eggplants into the trash can, and even kicked the trash can with his little foot.

So, the servant knew that he really didn't like eating eggplant.

After that, eggplant was never served on the table again.

But that was all a year ago.

Unexpectedly, after a year, Jian Xiyan still recognized that it was an eggplant.

But the next moment, the four adults were silent.

Because the time interval is too long, Jian Xiyan really doesn't quite recognize it.

- He recognized it as an eggplant, but forgot how to write it.

So, Xiao Luli and the others scratched their heads, looked at his writing pad, and read:

"This is Jiazi...? Brother Xiyan, what is Jiazi?"

With a puzzled look on their faces, they looked at Jian Xiyan in unison, with puzzled expressions on their faces.

Jian Xiyan's face was flushed, but he shook his head vigorously, indicating that what he wanted to say was not Jiazi.

Then, he erased the word "plus" with an eraser, and tried desperately to recall it, but he still couldn't remember how to write eggplant.

He clenched his delicate little brows tightly, wrote "plus" again, and wiped it off again.

Then I wrote the word "frame", and then wiped it off, and wrote "Ka" of Ultraman Tiga, but I felt it was wrong, and wiped it again.

After trying again and again, no less than ten typos were erased.

Jian Xiyan collapsed, he pursed his mouth tightly, wiped off the whole sentence, and wiped off the above sentence "This is not a banana", and then began to write again.

After more than ten seconds, he turned over his writing board with a sincere expression and showed it to his friends:

Yes, that's right, it's a banana.

Jian Yi: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Sure enough, the old saying is right, it will never be your enemy but yourself who will defeat you.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.

"Dad, look, purple bananas!"

After the unanimous "confirmation" of the four friends, Xiao Luli was convinced that this was the purple banana.

She also said that she must let her father, who has never seen the world, also take a look at this purple banana.

Saying that, the little girl hugged the eggplant and ran to Lu Junhan, as if she was hiding a big baby, and carefully showed him: "It's beautiful, right!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

【Ah, ah, here we come, here comes the famous scene! My pear baby took her purple banana to her dad! 】

[Woooooo, Dad Lu, run! You can't run away if it's too late! ! ! 】

[Good night~ I don't know what to say, ask for a monthly ticket! 】