I Became a Progenitor Vampire

ps: This chapter is a spoof of nonsensical chapters, you can skip it if you don’t like it, it won’t affect the plot.

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At a military base of the American military, a colonel with cold eyes stared closely at the tall soldier in front of him.

"Henry, as the most elite spy in the United States, I hope you can collect more useful information after entering the game "Glory" this time."

"Yes, sir!" The tall man in military uniform in front of him responded loudly, his eyes extremely determined.

"Very good." The colonel was quite satisfied with this, "Although you have memorized all the game information for more than a month, it is not enough.

This is an extremely difficult game that our intelligence agencies have not figured out until now.

Moreover, a large amount of new news appears on China's Internet every day.

This game must hide some ulterior secrets of China.

So I need you to make friends with some high-level Chinese players when collecting information, just in case you need it. "

"Yes, sir." Henry's eyes flashed with an extremely confident look.

"Sir, I have mastered all the strategies and techniques of this game. They will definitely be conquered by our mountain country!

We in the United States are the chosen people, the race favored by God. What those heretical Chinese people can do, our great America will definitely be able to do better! "

The colonel nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, you are right, we are the only race that is the best!"

“There are 5,000 elites from our Military Intelligence Department who will enter the game with you, but you may not be able to get help in the early stage because we cannot affect the progress of the game.

I need you to get on your feet as soon as possible. It will take some time for the funds to be given to you. "

Henry responded loudly, "Yes, sir, don't worry, I will solve the funding problem myself!" His eyes were extremely determined. In the opinion of this military elite, how difficult is it to play a game?

And with the support of a large amount of intelligence from the Military Intelligence Office, there are already dozens of mature strategies in mind.

Where you were born, what NPCs you encountered, and what to do, the Military Intelligence Department had already formulated a plan.

In this case, it's like copying the answer. How can Henry, as an elite military spy, not be confident?

The colonel was very satisfied with Henry's answer.

"Go down and get ready..."

Not only Henry is confident, but the Colonel is even more confident. He firmly believes that with the participation of 5,000 military agents, this game that claims to be absolutely real is not just about conquering...

The launch of the beta test of "Glory" is a major event that the whole world is paying attention to.

This is especially true for foreign players, especially those who watched the live broadcast of Li De's killing in Enos City with their own eyes. They can't wait to get into the game and compete.

Of course, there are also intelligence agents from various countries with special purposes mixed in.

There is no way, the influence of "Glory" is too great, not only because of the game, but more importantly, what the game represents.

For example, the core point is that games can improve physical fitness in real life. This fact simply makes the top scientists crazy.

But "Glory" is too high-tech. Hackers from various countries have not even broken into the anti-theft network of "Glory" to obtain the source code. Until now, they can't find where the other party's server is...

Therefore, the game quota they spent a huge price to obtain cannot be wasted so easily.

Everyone is gearing up and sending troops to participate, all wanting to find out the secrets of this game.

With each country having different purposes, Henry, as an elite agent of the United States, followed hundreds of millions of people into "Glory".

On January 1, 2052, at 21 o'clock in the evening, Henry's eyes dimmed while he was lying in the game cabin. When he opened his eyes again, the surrounding environment had changed.

This is a medieval church building. The crumbling magic lamp emits a faint light at the base of the dilapidated wall, making the mottled oil paintings hanging around it look even more ancient.

Henry sat up and began to look around, his blue eyes quickly becoming sharp, like a hunting falcon.

As an elite agent, although I have absolute confidence in my heart to conquer this game, I still hold back my mood and start to observe carefully after entering the game.

"Information says that players are all born in the Temple of the Goddess of Life in "Glory", and there are usually priests around them. What's the situation if there are no priests here?"

He frowned, didn't think much, stood up from the altar, gathered up his coarse cloth robe, and walked straight out.

Now the first thing is to find the priest. He does not know the Glory Common Language. He must be proficient in the language here before he can take the next step.

Eee~

The moment the door opened, Henry frowned at the blood moon in the sky.

“Sure enough, the intelligence department said in the morning that huge changes have taken place in “Glory”. It is speculated that it is because of the second open beta and the official release of a new expansion pack - The Coming of the Old Day.

Although there has been no relevant announcement on the official website of "Glory", considering the other party's mystery, it seems that this is reasonable. "

The sharp-eyed Henry began to think about everything about the game. It seemed that he was a experienced professional player at this moment, showing his elite characteristics in this place where no one was around.

Outside the church is a courtyard with very high walls. Although it looks a bit shabby, it is very clean and seems to have people walking around it often.

After glancing around and seeing nothing useful, Henry came to the courtyard door, but just as he was about to push it open.

Bang~

The wooden courtyard door in front of him exploded, and sawdust flew everywhere.

Then before Henry had time to hide, several players broke in.

After seeing Henry, the eyes of these players who obviously had malicious intentions lit up.

"Finally I found a foreign player. There are so many Chinese people that I'm embarrassed to do anything to them. This foreigner doesn't have to worry about it anymore. Let's get to work..."

As a special agent targeting China, Henry had studied Chinese for 10 years, so he could naturally understand these words. He was startled and quickly showed a kind smile that was somewhat disguised.

"Hello, dear Chinese players, although I am an American...but I love China the most. I like your food and your culture...

Are you a closed beta player? Can I be friends with you? Or I can pay you to help me upgrade? ..."

According to his past experience, under normal circumstances, most Chinese people would smile and feel a bit proud in their hearts when being praised by a foreigner in this way. This trick can definitely bring them closer to each other quickly, and it works well every time.

But what happened next was beyond his expectation...

"Fuck, this bitch still wants to lie to me? My perception is approved by the mage master. If it weren't for my poor control, I would have become a mage."

The tall, pockmarked player in the lead was furious, waved his hand and roared.

"Do it quickly, we must kidnap 30 gringos today and send them to the extreme limit of the Evil Temple..."

The young guy next to him suddenly clucked his tongue when he heard this, "30? Boss, what's wrong with you? Isn't it just that your boyfriend hooked up with an Englishman?..."

"Shut up!!" The pockmarked man's face turned green with anger, "He and I are in love!! These bastards deserve to die. Capture them and sacrifice them to the evil god!!"

Henry's face changed drastically, are these bastards serious? ?

"Fuck, I'm American!! You can't treat me like this!! I can pay you, I have dollars..."

"Hmph, the one I'm arresting is you, America. Pull me out..."

Several players rushed forward, and Henry was immediately angry when he saw this scene. He was an elite member of the Military Intelligence Agency, but how much important information had he stolen, and a few idiot players wanted to embarrass him?

He immediately put on a mixed martial arts stance. He wanted these bastards to know what it means to be elite and what it means that America cannot be insulted.

Just before Henry had time to take action, suddenly he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then a fist as big as a sandbag appeared in front of him.

Phew~

The next second this elite spy was unreasonably killed.

"He~tu, a novice who doesn't even have Level 1 dares to act like a master in front of me?

Take him back first, and the rest will continue looking! !

Find all those old foreigners who have descended on the surrounding temples, and arrest them if they see them on the street. Today, grandpa will let them know the consequences of seducing other people's boyfriends! ! "

From the moment he appeared until he was dragged out, the spy who had mastered a large amount of intelligence only had time to glance at the blood moon in the sky...

After 8 and a half sundays.

Brush~

The gloomy Henry was resurrected on the altar. After waking up, the military spy took a quick look at the church, made sure there was no one around, stood up quickly, and then jumped out of the window with agility.

Behind the window was the church's backyard. He didn't dare to walk through the front yard because he didn't know if those damn Chinese players were still waiting for him.

Thinking of what happened when he was kidnapped just now, Henry subconsciously touched his crotch. The pain still made him frightened...

"Damn bastard, my penis... No, calm down and do business first..."

Henry suppressed the vengeance and anger in his heart, and after scolding those stupid players millions of times in his heart, he began to calm down.

He needs to do several things now. The first is to find a priest, learn common language, and integrate into this world.

Second, you can spend money to hire Chinese players to provide him with protection. If you have money, you can definitely gain a foothold quickly.

Third, find a safe hiding place and stabilize yourself first.

After thinking for a while, Henry decided to do these things at the same time. This was the easiest way to continue the game among the intelligence given to him by the Military Intelligence Department.

As long as he can survive for a few days, after a large amount of funds from the military are received, he can immediately take off with krypton gold.

Although the first loss was painful, Henry, as a military elite, quickly adjusted.

After determining the target of the next action, he turned to look at the three-blade-high wall in the backyard of the church. Henry felt certain in his heart after slightly sensing the power in his body.

Can be climbed over.

He threw a stone from the courtyard wall. After confirming that there was no magic barrier, he took a few steps forward and turned over.

Henry, who has undergone rigorous training, is certainly not a weakling. Even with the physical fitness of a civilian, he can reach the top of the courtyard wall in a few steps.

But just as he climbed up the courtyard wall and Henry's expression showed joy, a magic lamp suddenly lit up outside the courtyard wall, and then dozens of guards who seemed to be crouching turned to look at him.

The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Henry wanted to cry when he saw this scene.

"Damn bastards!! What are these people doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?!"

This was this guy's last thought, and then he heard the sound of a crossbow, and his body fell back heavily.

After 8 Sunday hours.

It was already 1 o'clock at noon.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, gritted his teeth and stood up. After seeing that no one was around, he quietly walked out of the front door. After making sure that the yard was safe, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Those damn bastard players should never come again..."

"You can't climb over the courtyard wall at the back, so let's go from the front."

After this thought arose, Henry was more careful this time. He bowed his waist slightly, and then cautiously stepped forward, trying to see what was going on outside through the broken door.

But as soon as he stretched his head out, a sound made him grit his teeth.

"Hey, I was too tired from staying up late last night. I just had a good sleep and saw a foreigner when I woke up. I'm pretty lucky."

The sturdy, pockmarked player yawned and looked at Henry with a smile.

"Now that you have seen it, come with me to see our great devouring god again..."

Henry's face turned green and he felt a severe pain in his crotch. He turned around and ran away, but as soon as he took a step, the back of his head hurt and he lost consciousness.

His last thought was a Chinese curse he once learned.

I fuck your uncle...

After 8 Sunday hours.

The impassive Henry rose from the altar.

After quickly confirming that no one was around, he did not rush out this time, but began to rummage inside the church.

As a professionally trained American military agent, using cold weapons to fight can greatly increase combat effectiveness.

So he needs to find a suitable weapon.

But unfortunately, there are no good weapons and equipment here, only two slightly hard wooden sticks were found.

With weapons in his hands, he felt more confident. Three consecutive deaths in battle still did not dampen this determined American agent. He needed to let outsiders know that America cannot be insulted.

Huh, damn Chinese! !

After Henry cursed angrily, he looked at the already dark sky, his mouth twitched, and his mood suddenly became bad. This bullshit game experience, he was killed three times this day without doing anything.

This time he didn't rush out of the yard. Instead, he climbed out of the window and came to the backyard again.

He didn't believe it. There were people squatting here last night, and there are still people here tonight.

But as a precaution, Henry slowly climbed up the courtyard wall with extreme caution, and then prepared to stick his head out to observe the situation.

The three-blade-high courtyard wall was easy for this military elite. With the smallest movement, he quickly climbed to a position close to the top of the courtyard wall.

After stepping on the stone cracks to stabilize his body, Henry slowly stepped his head out of the courtyard wall, wanting to quietly observe what was going on outside.

But when he just stuck his head out, suddenly a strong wave of magic flashed across the courtyard wall.

Henry felt his whole body tremble as ten thousand alpacas ran past him.

"Isn't there no magic circle here last night? Uncle Fake..."

thump.

After 8 Sunday hours.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, had a flushed face and his hands were shaking unnaturally.

"You can't be angry. I am the most elite soldier trained by the United States. How can I be angry?"

"There is still a chance, there is definitely a chance!!"

After standing up tremblingly, Henry gave up the idea of ​​entering and exiting from the front and back this time. It was too dangerous.

Opening the door quietly, the blood moon in the sky was still exuding a heart-stopping aura, but Henry was in no mood to see this at this time.

Arriving in the courtyard, the courtyard door that had been hammered down by the player was still lying broken on the ground.

Henry was short and looked at the empty, doorless exit in the yard. It seemed that he could get out in a few steps.

But at this moment, this American military elite did not dare to approach, because he did not know whether the perverted player covered with pockmarks would suddenly appear.

The two experiences of cutting off his penis had left him with a serious psychological shadow... The doorless exit was like a devil's giant mouth, and it seemed that it could swallow him at any time.

Henry gritted his teeth and decided not to gamble his luck. He avoided the entrance and exit of the yard and began to look around the yard.

The front wall is obviously on a street. It is better to go out directly through the door than to climb over the wall from the front.

But after going around in a circle, he suddenly discovered that there was a dog hole at the corner of the wall on the left, and that dog hole obviously led to another street...

Henry was sneaking like a thief, hiding his figure and squatting in front of the dog hole, with an extremely troubled expression.

To drill or not to drill? ?

"No!! Even if I die, I will not take any chances. I am a military elite trained by the United States. How can I take advantage of this...!"

I had just made up my mind, but after turning my head and taking a look at the empty front door, I suddenly felt a chill in my crotch and shuddered.

"This is digging a dog hole for America, this is an honor!"

Thinking of the terror of the pockmarked player, Henry gritted his teeth and ducked into the dog hole...

The dog hole is about two blades long. As an elite in the army, Henry climbed through the dog hole very quickly, and his head emerged in just a few clicks.

After sticking his head out to make sure there was no one around, he immediately climbed out, then polished off the dirt on his body and quickly walked towards the alley outside the street.

After he took a few steps, he turned around and looked at the church surrounded by high walls, and suddenly felt tears streaming down his face.

It took more than a day, but I finally escaped from hell.

But just when Henry was reborn, a voice from behind made his face freeze.

"Yo? Why did a foreigner suddenly appear? Hurry, tie him up. It's going to be dawn soon. The sacrifice must be quick."

Henry slowly turned his head and saw a burly man with a pockmarked face appearing in the alley behind him and several players carrying a knocked-out foreign player.

He was about to speak, and then he felt a fist as big as a sandbag appear in front of his eyes. His eyes blurred and he fell into coma.

This time Henry had only one question in his mind before he fell into coma, who developed the game? ?

I fucked his uncle! ! !