I am Vardy

The match between Chelsea and Everton quickly detonated among public opinion and fans because of the attention and various accidents on the field.

The major media have put this game on the front page headlines.

"The Sun": Lampard tore Vardy's underpants, this seems to be another story that is not suitable for children!

"Echo": Goals, red cards, is Vardy a hero or a sinner?

"Daily Telegraph": Vardy may be the first professional player ever to be sent off for wearing the wrong shorts!

"Independent": 囧! The Everton bus forgot Vardy at the stadium and drove away by itself!

"Guardian": Vardy set another record, three red cards in seven games, the fastest red card hat-trick!

The fans were discussing the game in full swing.

"I always feel that Lampard and Valdiki are full of love. Maybe these two guys have some kind of intimate relationship behind their backs!"

"I was sent off for wearing ball pants. I was drunk too. Does he think other people's original pants are good?"

"Everton might have won if it wasn't for the red card!"

"Don't make trouble, in fact, Vardy should have received a red card a long time ago. After changing his shorts, he entered the field without being allowed by the referee. At that time, the referee seemed to have already drawn the card, but I don't know why he put it back in the end. There must be something wrong with it. Telling secret!"

"Ask for Vardy's psychological shadow area. He has three red cards in seven games. He thinks he may not be suitable to become a professional player. It's a foul!"

"What I'm more concerned about is that he was actually left on the court by the bus. How low is the existence of this guy!"

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Discussions were raging outside, but Vardy was doing an inventory in the system at this time.

First of all, the task of "Three Red Cards in the Season" was over, but the pre-match task "Thinking about Life" was not completed. Not only did he not get rewards, but the system also punished the store for closing for two weeks, which frustrated Vardy's plan to continue buying fragments.

The game was tied, Everton got one point, and Vardy scored a goal. Unfortunately, he was not the best player in the game, so he only got 2 system gold coins. This is the game with the least harvest since getting the system.

However, it is a surprise to get funny points in this game. Whether it is tearing the pants or being left on the court by the bus, strictly speaking, it is all funny behaviors, but because it is not Vardy who takes the initiative, the system will be distributed according to half Reward, just a little bit.

He already possessed three characteristics, among which Heavy Artillery Lasing and Lingbo Weibu are both full-level, super substitute is lv3, and the remaining 3.5 free characteristic points have not been allocated.

Immediately, I feel much stronger. With Lingbo Weibu, my mother no longer has to worry about me being double-teamed by my opponent.

He really wants to play now to experience the feeling of flying, but unfortunately, in the next three games, he doesn't even have a chance to enter the squad.

Just taking this opportunity, I can take a vacation to adjust my mood, because of Anne's matter, I am completely empty.

I like to stay at home alone when I have nothing to do. Vardy has brought this habit into this life, so for more than two weeks, the generals in the world are destined to lack his legend.

Lying on the bed, Vardy was thinking, God should be roughly fair. He gave Anne a beautiful appearance, so he could only trouble her in other places, such as giving her an unusual orientation. .....

But it is true as everyone said, when I face gay guys, I always feel goose bumps all over my body, disgusting, but when I think of Annie's lesbian attributes, I don't seem to have anything unacceptable. This is probably the difference!

Just when Vardy was sad, the doorbell rang suddenly, and it kept ringing. It was obvious that the visitor was sure that Vardy was at home and did not go out.

Except for a few animals, the only people who came to my small house were Anne, and now those bastards are training, obviously they are not the ones who came, so...

Vardy suddenly felt hot, thinking of this possibility, jumped up from the bed, and ran to the door in three steps.

"Annie, have you changed your mind? ... Well, who are you?"

I thought it was Annie, but when I opened the door excitedly, I found out that it was a big fat man.

"Your home is very difficult to find. Why don't you invite me in to have a seat? Who is the other Annie? A female reporter who has an affair with you?"

The fat man was very familiar, and said in the tone of an old friend without any hesitation.

Vardy frowned, and said angrily: "You paparazzi are quite courageous, don't you think you can fool me by putting on airs?"

After all, Vardy wanted to keep him out.

But when Vardy closed the door forcefully, he found that the fat man's strength was no less than his own. Under the stalemate, the door did not move at all.

It takes so much strength to be a paparazzi?

Having said that, does such a fat paparazzi really have a future?

Aren't paparazzi supposed to run fast?

"I'm Mino Raiola!"

Fatty's words made Vardy let go!

For this famous agent, Vardy is very loud, so he unnaturally withdrew the effort to close the door.

After looking up and down, Vardy confirmed that the fat man is indeed Raiola, but he didn't observe carefully just now.

"Can I come in this time?" Raiola's expression relaxed.

Vardy stepped sideways to let Raiola into the room.

The two sat on the sofa, very calm.

In fact, Vardy is very clear about Raiola's intentions.

I don't have an agent, and I am definitely a delicious cake in the eyes of all agents. Now it's finally the turn of these big shots!

Raiola may not be as famous as Mendes, and his reputation is not as good as Mendes, but in Vardy's view, both of them are top agents.

Take a look at Raiola's big names:

Bergkamp, ​​Nedved, Ibrahimovic, Robinho, Balotelli, Mkhitaryan, Pogba...

Not at all inferior to Mendes.

Wasn't my original goal the top agents like Mendes and Raiola?

And he didn't expect Raiola to come to him on his own initiative.

In fact, he really has a certain tendency among top agents such as Mendes, Barnett, and Raiola, and this person is Raiola.

Although Raiola is a bit greedy and frequently extracts benefits by instigating the transfer of his players, salary increases, etc., his reputation is not very good.

But he did an equally good job of arranging for the benefit of the players.

More importantly, Ibrahimovic, Pogba, Bashen and other problematic players in the eyes of the public can all develop well under his banner, which shows that he knows how to get along with funny people and has his own uniqueness.

For such a funny player like myself, wouldn't it be most suitable to have him as an agent?