I am Vardy

Vardy feels that his physical fitness has always been very good, but today he was out of breath just because he was exhausted in defense. Taking advantage of the corner kick interval, Vardy bent down and leaned on his knees, wanting to take a good rest!

For Chelsea's offense, Moyes has no good way to contain it. The only thing he wants is to be able to defend.

As the most outstanding all-round midfielder, Lampard's ability to insert in the back row is stronger than that of Cahill, and his long-range shooting ability is also better. You must know that this guy has scored 20+ goals in a season.

Simply Vardy should just stare at Lampard. Although his defensive skills are poor, he is still a big living person. I don't believe that Lampard can treat him as if he doesn't exist.

Lampard didn't expect that Vardy would specifically trouble him, but he was not too worried, but he ran more actively and moved more flexibly. He believed that Vardy would definitely be able to get rid of him.

But he was wrong again, as if he had used technology head-on to Vardy, then Vardy might have nothing to do.

But if he runs against Vardi, then Lampard is really no match!

Even if Vardy is passive on the defensive side, his excellent explosive power and speed are enough to make up for this. With all his strength, he stuck to Lampard like a big snot, making it difficult for the magic lamp to connect the ball!

"Can you stay away from me, do you know that you are annoying?" Lampard, who couldn't bear it, said angrily to Vardy.

But who knows that Vardy didn't care at all, shrugged, and said easily: "I often say that to my opponents who defend me, but it's not the same, they still stick to me, so in the end I use goals to make them go away Now, what do you think of the result?"

Lampard spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and almost lost his breath.

Just when he was trying to trouble Vardy with small moves, his teammate suddenly passed the ball to him. Caught off guard, Lampard didn't stop the ball.

How could Vardy let go of such an opportunity, he strode over to get stuck, and controlled the ball under his feet.

Looking around, in Chelsea's vast half, there are only Carvalho as the defender and Petr Cech as the goalkeeper. For Vardy, this is definitely the best time to counterattack.

I'm going to start!

I'm about to charge!

No one can stop me!

I am a chasing boy!

I want......

Huh?

Why didn't it start?

Stinged——————

Accompanied by the sound, Vardy turned his head to look and found that Lampard was holding a blue rag in his hand and was in a daze.

And chilly around their ass!

Excuse me, what happened just now?

Beep--

The referee blew his whistle decisively, ran to the scene of the incident quickly, and gave Lampard a yellow card without hesitation.

With a resentful expression on his face, Lampard didn't make any excuses, and handed Vardy the rag in his hand.

Only then did Vardy react from his bewilderment.

"Did you tear my pants just now?"

All the fans in the audience burst out laughing, no one can help laughing at this scene!

Before Vardy went to Lampard to settle the score in a rage, he was stopped by the referee.

"According to the rules, the jerseys of the players on the field must be complete, please go off to change the shorts!"

Vardy gave Lampard a hard look, gave him a look that "will make you look good later", and then had to end the game to change his underpants.

Stamford Bridge was full of boos and laughter. The culprit of this goal was unlucky, and Chelsea fans were the happiest.

Vardy always felt that everyone's eyes were shooting back and forth between his crotch and buttocks, and he couldn't help but tighten his ass.

What's so cool about pants! ! !

Covering his butt with one hand and his front with the other, he ran to the sidelines very awkwardly.

Just now Moyes already knew what was going on,

I asked the staff to go to the locker room to give Vardy new shorts. Vardy just needs to wait on the sidelines.

"Valdy's underpants, everyone can tear them off!"

"The last time I tied someone up, today I'm torn apart by others. This is retribution!"

"Lampard's hands are very slippery, Vardy runs like a rabbit, he can even react!"

"Am I the only one interested in Vardy's ass?"

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From time to time, the camera showed Vardy who was anxiously waiting on the sidelines, and the fans also discussed and complained in full swing. Every time Everton played, they could always see Vardy’s happy side, although this time it was not Vardy’s original intention... ...

Soon, the staff rushed out of the locker room and handed the shorts to Vardy.

Vardy didn't care whether it was in the public or not, he took off the torn underpants directly, and put the underpants on three times.

He couldn't help being unhappy. When the team was besieged, there was one less player, which was a very big disadvantage. The teammates were actively running to make up for their vacancy.

Finally fastened the belt, Vardy ran into the field quickly, unwilling to delay for a minute.

Beep--

The referee's whistle blew suddenly, and no one knew why the referee stopped the game at this time.

Vardy stopped, confused, and looked at the referee, only to find that the referee was running towards him!

Hurry up and look yourself up and down, the pants are intact, there is nothing wrong with it!

"Why don't you wait on the sidelines until I allow you to enter? Sorry, I have to give you a yellow card!"

The referee walked up to Vardy and said to Vardy seriously, while trying to take out the yellow card from his pocket!

Vardy was dumbfounded. He received a yellow card because of defense in the first half. If there is another one, wouldn't he have to end?

no!

Absolutely not!

At that moment, Vardy's mind was clear!

"System, I want to offset the card by changing the card!" After entering the system and shouting, Vardy used the treasure he had accumulated for a long time!

It turns out that the system is omnipotent!

There was confusion and reflection in the referee's eyes at that moment, and then the hand to take out the yellow card stopped immediately!

"I'll give you a warning this time, now you go back to the sidelines, and come in again when I tell you to enter!"

The referee once again said to Vardy seriously.

The yellow card thing is over like this!

Vardy happily ran to the sidelines and stood outside the touchline, acting like a good baby.

After Chelsea's offense was destroyed, Vardy returned to the field and joined the game after the referee's permission.

"Lampard, you wait for me!"

Vardy was worried about Lampard's wretched hands just now, and he vowed to give Lampard a good look for a while.

The game became more and more fierce, Chelsea's offensive became more and more fierce, the fans were so nervous that they forgot to breathe, no one knew whether Chelsea could break Everton's goal before the end of the game.

But at this moment,

Beep--

Without warning, the referee's whistle blew again!

Looking at the referee who once again walked towards him and drew a yellow card, Vardy expressed his confusion.

I just quietly watched Chelsea pretending to be aggressive, I didn't do anything!

But the referee walked around him, the yellow card flashed, and then he took out the red card. Under everyone's gaze, he raised it high and aimed at Vardy!

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Hehe, Dabu deliberately cut off this chapter. Let’s play a game with everyone. If anyone can guess why Vardy was sent off (the time limit is 12 hours), Dabu will add another chapter.

Whether it is leaving a message in the book review area, leaving a message at the end of the chapter on the client terminal, or telling the answer in the book friend group, as long as the answer is correct, Dabu will add more!

If you didn't guess right, don't blame Dabu!