I am Vardy

Without any suspense, he entered the squad for the game, but this time Moyes did not choose to make the starting list public in Liverpool. I don't know if he is holding back something bad again.

The whole team came to London one day in advance and stayed at the hotel.

Although the starting list was not announced, Vardy knew that he would definitely start, because Moyes actually chose to take himself to the pre-match press conference this time.

Perhaps Moyes felt that his newly promoted big bald head could attract the attention of reporters, so that no one would pay too much attention to the game!

Vardy speculated about Moyes' psychology not without malice.

Sure enough, Vardy walked into the press conference with a big bald head, and there was a burst of exclamation immediately. Although there had been news before, seeing this scene in person still felt hot.

Bald heads are very common on the court, but there are no more bald heads from a killer!

The camera flickered and clicked, completely like the treatment of a superstar appearing on the stage.

Even the head of Mourinho next door glanced at Vardy several times.

"You have a nice haircut!" This was the first conversation between Mourinho and Vardy.

However, Moyes may have underestimated everyone's interest in Vardy, so that the first half of the press conference completely turned into Vardy's personal press conference, and there was no football at all!

"Excuse me, Mr. Vardy, why do you want to change your hairstyle?"

"What's the meaning of this hairstyle?"

"May I ask if you have suffered some serious mental blow?"

"It is rumored that you confessed your love to a female reporter at the Halloween party, can you tell me the detailed process?"

"Is it because your new girlfriend doesn't like your original look, so she shaved you while you were sleeping?"

"Did she shave your lower part as well?"

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Faced with these illogical questions, Vardy wanted to wear a wig.

I'm so broken in love, my bald head represents my mood, can you stop pouring salt on my wounds!

It's a pity that the reporters don't know this, and even if they knew, they would definitely not feel any sympathy.

"This hairstyle is very cool, it can make me calmer on the court, it's that simple!" Vardy said blankly.

The reporters in the audience nodded neatly.

Well, you are so funny on the field, you really should calm down!

Finally, the style of the press conference became normal, and everyone was no longer obsessed with Vardy's new hairstyle, so it was the turn of the two coaches to play.

Although Moyes brought Everton to the third place in the Premier League, his topic is far less than that of the big-mouthed Mourinho, so in comparison, Mourinho is the first male, and Moyer Adams is just a male supporting role.

"There is no reason for us not to take all three points in this game. Everton performed well, but obviously Chelsea is stronger. We have the strongest lineup in the Premier League and can definitely beat Everton's defense!"

"You ask me what I think of Vardy?"

"He is a good young man. It is unimaginable that he can have such an outstanding performance in the first season of the Premier League, but he still needs to grow more and enrich his offensive methods. There is no way to become a superstar by relying on defense and counterattack alone. of!"

"Chelsea is a team with a balanced offense and defense. We will not ignore defense for the sake of offense. We will limit Vardy's defensive counterattack to the greatest extent. Without his counterattack point, Everton's offense is not worth mentioning! "

A madman is always used to talking nonsense in front of the media. Although he has this strength and confidence, it is right that others will not sound so comfortable.

The reporters immediately turned their eyes to Vardy, wanting to see how the newcomer Mourinho evaluated would respond!

Moved the microphone forward,

Clearing his throat, Vardy smiled and spoke to the reporters in the audience.

"The Middlesbrough manager said something like that and then I scored and Everton won!"

"The Tottenham manager said something similar, and then I scored again, and Tottenham's victory was lost!"

"The Norwich and Villa managers thought I was easy to guard and they both died miserably in the end!"

"Only Portsmouth said that and it didn't matter because I got a red card for that game!"

"The data proves that usually people who think I can be guarded before the game may not end well!"

The reporters in the audience burst into laughter, and Mourinho looked a little embarrassed. He didn't expect Vardy's words to be so sharp.

Of course, Vardy didn't say anything too much. After all, this so-called pre-match dialogue is just a part of psychological warfare, and it can't be like a shrew cursing the street.

And in the state of broken love, he really doesn't have the mind to fight with others.

At night, Vardy and Osman lived in the same room, full of love.

Looking at Osman's cropped cropped head, Valdy felt that this guy really didn't have any aesthetics.

For a player in the public eye, it's high profile or dead, and mediocrity has no future.

"Where is your personality?" Vardy asked Osman seriously.

Osman was puzzled.

"Personality? Can it be eaten?"

Vardy rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone, and quickly found a previous photo of Sha Matt, and said to Osman: "See, my style is called personality, and then look at this—" Pointing at his bald head, "This is also called personality!"

Osman looked at Vardy with disdain and said, "Your personality is not personality, but you are funny!"

"What you call it is not the point, the most important thing is to attract attention!" Vardy waved his hand, with a look of berating Fang Qiu to point out Jiangshan, "Now is an era of eyeball economy. If you don't attract attention, you will be outdated!"

Osman didn't realize it, you mean you're going behind the times if you don't shave your head?

"Why don't you understand? Think about it, how much is your weekly salary? How much is Beckham's weekly salary? Do you think the salary gap between you and the strength gap match? If you are more eye-catching and famous, won't you Earn more? Among other things, the endorsement is enough for you to eat!"

Osman nodded knowingly, "Then what should I do?"

Vardy pointed with a teachable look: "Have you seen that, now I have shaved my head too, that is to say, there are three bald heads in the frontcourt of Everton! If you shave another bald head, then we are Everton." Forton’s skinheads in the frontcourt, think about it, how shocking the four skinheads appear on the stage at the same time, do you think it can grab the headlines?”

"Not to mention anything else, we can form a bald group, and countless shampoo brands will come to us as endorsements!"

Osman nodded, he thought what Vardy said was too reasonable!

Why didn't I think of it before!

All these years have lived on dogs!

He seemed to see a bright road appearing in front of him!