I am Vardy

If you have scored enough goals, then change the method and continue to torture the stick. Anyway, giving your teammates a few assists is also beneficial to the internal core of the team.

Besides, Vardy has more important tasks!

Although the Buddhist system now recites sutras every day regardless of world affairs, but I can't just forget about the system like this, I have to make fun of it!

Who said that being funny is not as good as scoring goals and making life worse for the sticks?

Humiliate them in another way, Vardy will not delay.

Thinking of this, Vardy began to arrange things, and his teammates hit it off with him. Anyway, the sticks are shameless, and cleaning them up is considered a contribution to world peace.

At the beginning of the second half, Vardy found that the sticks directly made three personnel adjustments, and even the absolute core of the team, Park Ji-sung, had already left the field.

It is not without malicious speculation, I am afraid that these players asked to leave the field on their own initiative. If they continue to play on the field in such a disgrace, they may be useless.

But it doesn't matter, they are all sticks anyway, whoever is cleaned up is not cleaned up!

Perhaps it was the arrangement of the head coach. The sticks were all huddled in the penalty area at the beginning of the second half. Regardless of whether there is a chance to score one, they must first ensure that they do not continue to concede the ball.

Moreover, the stick players' defensive actions are much bigger, and they even intentionally hurt the English players in some defenses. They can obviously run towards the ball in a more civilized manner, but in the end they are directed at the feet of the English players. This kind of despicability is in line with the stick players. consistent practice.

Of course, in the face of the mighty England and the absolute disparity in strength, sometimes some conspiracies and schemes are nothing more than clowns, just laugh it off.

In the 54th minute of the second half, England, which had been besieging Bangzi for a long time, finally got an absolute chance. Valdilla made a cross from the wing, and the ball accurately found Rooney's head. At close range, the stick goalkeeper didn't even have time to make a save response.

6:0

The bloody stick is as easy as dating a lover, and of course, the feeling of comfort is not bad at all.

Rooney leaped onto Vardy, and thanks to Vardy's assist, he finally scored.

But Vardy didn't give Rooney a good face, did you forget the celebration?

Seeing Vardy's unhappy expression,

Rooney suddenly realized.

So he jumped off quickly, stood opposite Vardy, and gave Vardy a wink of "I'm ready".

Looking at the appearance of Vardy and Rooney, everyone doesn't need to guess that this pair of funny friends will definitely use the opportunity of celebrating the goal to make trouble again, so while celebrating, they are looking forward to their performance.

Under everyone's curious eyes, Vardy hunched his back and tried to make himself look a little more wretched. Of course, in terms of wretchedness, Vardy doesn't really need to act.

Stand still on the spot, put both fists on the side of the body, let out a loud shout, push the right foot on the ground, rotate the hip joint to the left, bend the knee and lift it up, and kick the lower leg forward and upward quickly. This is a standard Taekwondo premise action.

The fans were dumbfounded and inexplicably surprised.

Didn't Vardy learn Chinese martial arts?

Why did you switch to Taekwondo?

Did Ibrahimovic teach him?

So what does it mean he's performing taekwondo moves now?

South Korean fans suddenly saw hope in despair. They felt that Vardy must have admired Korean culture very much and worked hard to learn Taekwondo.

Next, Vardy demonstrated the main moves of Taekwondo such as side kicks, back kicks, downward chops, and even roundhouse kicks. Coupled with his wretched appearance, it really gave people a sense of provocation.

Until now, everyone has not understood what Vardy is going to do!

At this time, Rooney, who had been staying next to Vardy for a long time, suddenly moved. Facing Vardy, he suddenly hit Vardy with a left uppercut. Of course, it was just a false hit.

I saw Vardy fall several meters away in a very exaggerated posture, twitching and trembling on the ground, looking like he was seriously injured and dying.

Then Rooney clasped his fists and thanked the audience like a victorious player.

After a "coax", the fans burst into loud laughter. This time, they finally understood what Vardy meant.

After practicing Taekwondo for a long time, he was knocked down by a second-hand guy in a circle. Vardy is using this method to mock the quintessence of South Korea.

Reminiscent of Vardy's wretched appearance, it is obvious that he is imitating the stick, but it is indeed lifelike.

Vardy is just able to do things, and he is lawless when he is funny. Now he doesn't even pay attention to the country of South Korea.

"It is estimated that after this time, Taekwondo gyms all over the world may close their doors!"

"That's right, Taekwondo is rubbish. No matter how advanced the martial arts are, I'm afraid of kitchen knives. What's the use of learning that thing!"

"Strongly appeal to the Oscars to present Vardy with an award, and to play the wretchedness of the sticks to life. Who else can do it except him?"

"Stop making trouble, it's just a true performance, okay?"

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And the sticks who watched the game couldn't stand it anymore. It doesn't count that Vardy led England to beat the South Korean team bloody, but he insulted and mocked the national competitive sport Taekwondo, who can bear it!

So for a while there were boos in the field, and the sticks in front of the TV also shouted and cursed loudly. It was very hard for Vardy to die early.

But how can Vardy care about the feelings of the sticks, the more humiliated you are, the happier I am.

After the celebration was over, Vardy got up and put his arm around Rooney's shoulders and walked back to his own half, chatting and laughing under the eyes of the sticks who were about to kill.

The sticks clenched their fists and gritted their teeth, but there was nothing they could do about Vardy. The strong sense of powerlessness made them wish they could hang themselves with a rope.

The anger and resentment in the eyes seemed to have broken through the sky, and the flames of revenge were burning all over their bodies. If they were the protagonists, then it would be another great reversal of the plot.

But the problem is that they are obviously supporting roles, and they are also the kind of supporting roles that have been ravaged to death.

Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, be careful that I will torture you to death!

Don't accept it, if you don't accept it, you will die!

After the game restarted, the sticks were obviously a little bit broken, and they became unscrupulous, and their movements were not as big as kicking, but like fighting.

For a while, the England players were on their backs in the sticks' half, very embarrassed.

But at this time, the referee pretended to be deaf and dumb, and had no intention of stopping the sticks at all, even if Beckham was injured and fell to the ground, he did not show any sign.

Vardy looked at the referee indifferently, and the meaning conveyed in his eyes was also obvious.

Do you want to die with the sticks?

I'm cleaning up the stick, I really don't have time to clean up you, can you show some face?

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