I am Vardy

Stab it!

The elephant's trunk was pulled off by the little fan and held in his hand.

Vardy naturally knew what was going on, lifted the elephant headdress, and started staring at the little fans.

Little guy, you are too naughty!

Vardy's eyes conveyed such a meaning.

But he seriously underestimated the ability of the little devil to cause trouble.

The little fan looked at Vardy innocently, then looked down at the elephant's trunk in his hand, then looked up at Vardy's face, blinking, as if recalling something.

Then the next scene left everyone dumbfounded and speechless.

The little fan picked up the elephant's trunk, poked it into Vardy's mouth, and grinned happily.

Vardy was just stunned and didn't open his mouth...

Is the little guy learning to poke Cahill in the mouth with his elephant's trunk?

Seeing this cheerful scene, everyone laughed so hard that their cheeks cramped.

Vardy really wanted to throw this brat on the ground, this little guy just owed discipline.

The little fan's father laughed awkwardly, obviously the little guy's actions were a bit dirty.

Vardy also returned the child to his father in embarrassment, turned around and wanted to leave this embarrassing place.

But as soon as he turned around, Vardy turned back again, snatched the elephant's trunk from the young fan, and then left without looking back...

The camera has been capturing Vardy, not only the fans in the stands, but also the fans in front of the TV.

"It's so funny, let him go to spoof his teammates, will he be spoofed by others this time?"

"I'm very envious of this little Everton fan, who learned such a move at such a young age!"

"Is it really good to teach children badly?"

"I really want to know why Vardy didn't open his mouth!"

"Maybe he thinks this path is not too much?"

 …

It's dirty anyway!

Although it's embarrassing, Vardy can't hide his joy, this kid is very cooperative!

Originally, he was only certain that the system would recognize the funny behavior and get the characteristic points, but now after the little fans make such a move, the characteristic points will definitely not be able to escape.

After thinking about it, Vardy walked into the locker room in a mascot costume.

At this time, Moyes had just finished speaking, and his teammates were about to play.

"How does it feel to be popped?" Cahill blocked his way when he saw Vardy, with a gloomy expression.

Vardy pulled Cahill aside and said with a smile: "Shouldn't you be the clearest about that feeling?"

If it wasn't for his teammates to stop him, Cahill would definitely have a duel with Vardy.

Vardy took out a new jersey from his cabinet, signed his name, and then asked his teammates to sign their names one by one. He planned to give this jersey to the little fan just now.

But looking at the signatures of his teammates flying around, Vardy felt that children might not want this jersey very much.

Where is the signature then?

Obviously the jersey was splashed with ink!

He really wanted to despise these animals, but after weighing the situation between the enemy and ourselves, he wisely chose to remain silent.

Walking out of the locker room, Vardy wore an elephant head without a nose, and came under the stands very funny.

"For you, little one, I hope you learn something useful with your clever mind..."

Handing the jersey to the little fans, Vardy said to the little guy with a wonderful expression.

The little fans may not be very interested in the jersey, but they still can't forget the elephant's nose. His expression made Vardy feel that he may not be on the same channel as the little guy.

Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long?

Seeing the silly and cute look of the little guy,

Vardy would love to teach him this song!

 …

At the beginning of the second half, Vardy fled in embarrassment and escaped from the control of the little devil.

Due to the lead in the first half, Everton played very comfortably in the second half. As long as they stabilize the rear and catch the opponent's counterattack, it is enough for Southampton to feel uncomfortable.

Vardy sat on the sidelines bored, thinking that this game would probably be like this.

Unexpectedly, in the 74th minute of the second half, a controversial scene appeared on the court.

Osman made a clean tackle from the wing.

But Southampton's dribbling player exaggeratedly completed the extremely difficult mid-air rotation. After landing, he covered his feet and rolled and screamed. If you don't know, you must think that his leg is broken.

After getting up, Osman was very angry, ran to the opponent's player, and roared ferociously, "I didn't touch you at all, don't act like that!"

The Southampton players rushed over and pushed Osman aside, and the conflict between the players on both sides was on the verge of breaking out.

The referee decisively blew his whistle and came to the scene of the incident, trying hard to control the situation and prevent the situation from expanding.

Players from both sides gathered more and more, and substitute players also rushed into the field. The staff and the referee team were a little out of control.

After thinking about it, the referee took out a yellow card and showed it to Osman.

Perhaps in his mind, no matter whether Osman really fouled or not, he must be punished for causing such a big disturbance.

But the next second he knew that he might have made a mistake.

Osman already carried a yellow card in the first half, and now he has accumulated two yellow cards, he is going to end!

The referee was a little bit stuck, struggled a bit, and still took out the red card and gave it to Osman.

This time Osman's anger was really ignited. Maybe he didn't have the bald heads of Gravesen and Carsley, but when he was angry, he also showed a fierce look.

"I didn't touch him at all, that bastard was just acting!" Osman stretched his neck and shouted at the referee with a terrifying expression.

But the referee still shook his head and insisted on his penalty!

The scene became more and more chaotic. Some Everton players asked the referee to justify, and some were competing with Southampton players. The boos in the stands never stopped.

Osman's expression was very sad and angry. He knew that even if he continued to fight, there would be no change, so he could only stare fiercely at the Southampton player who caused him a red card, and then walked off the pitch angrily.

Fuck! You are so blind!

Vardy can't wait to rush to the referee and point at the referee's nose and curse!

Vardy was distraught when he was sentenced to a red card for diving in the last game, so Vardy can understand Osman's current mood very well.

Without everyone's attention, Vardy rushed into the field wearing an elephant costume, bypassed the players from both sides who were entangled in twos and threes, and rushed to the referee on duty.

The referee didn't react immediately, but felt a strange creature appeared in front of him.

But in the next second, Vardy snatched the red card from his hand and raised his hand to shine at him!

red card!

Get the fuck out of me!

end!

At that moment, the entire Goodison Stadium was silent!