I am Vardy

Murphy's Theorem proves that the more you fear something, the more likely it will happen.

Returning home anxiously, Vardy was hesitating whether to call Annie to explain, but before he could make up his mind, the phone rang suddenly.

Shocked, Vardy picked up the phone and looked.

"It's over, it's over, it's Annie who's calling, isn't she here to ask the teacher?"

Vardy felt uneasy.

But it would be better if she really came to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes. That would at least prove that she cared about herself. If she didn't show any sign, that would be sad!

With the anxiety of going to the execution ground, Vardy connected the phone.

On the other end of the phone is still Annie's sweet voice like a silver bell, but at this moment, Valdy really doesn't want to hear it.

"My big star, did you have a good time last night?"

It sounded like there was nothing unusual in Anne's voice, her tone was teasing, but without any emotion.

Vardy felt like he was stuffed.

Should he be happy or sad?

"Uh, it's not good at all!" After a sigh, Vardy said in frustration.

The reason for his frustration was that on the one hand, he felt that he might be getting farther and farther away from Anne, and on the other hand, he really didn't feel how good last night was...

I don't know anything, but I was fucked by a woman, can I feel good?

"It's so hypocritical, you can spend a night with the goddess in the hearts of men in England, and you still don't know how to be satisfied?" Anne began to make fun of Vardy more and more.

Well, he is indeed hypocritical.

"Listen to me, I was so drunk and passed out last night just because of the Club, I swear to God, it's true!" Although Anne on the other end of the phone couldn't see it, Valdy still stubbornly stretched out three fingers.

In fact, he was absolutely right, except for what happened next!

Annie laughed even more exaggeratedly: "Then you are really at a disadvantage. Nothing happened. I think you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

Vardy frowned slightly, and his mood began to sink to the bottom.

Without it, Anne actually didn't care at all.

This is really a sad story.

"You may not know it, but now you and Liz have become the same golden couple as the Beckhams. The news of you is all over the world, as if you are going to get married soon!"

"Then I can't help it, I can't control their mouths!"

"Okay, I will write an article to clarify on your behalf, but I don't know how effective it will be!"

After putting down the phone, Vardy was moody and irritable.

Perhaps young people of this age are always so unpredictable.

 …

When he came to the training ground the next day, Moyes announced the squad and starting list for tomorrow's league.

After a one-game suspension, Vardy returned to the starting lineup, while Bent was beaten back to the bench.

Bent's complexion became ugly at the time, and he really wanted to ask Moyes, why could this brat take his place?

I performed well in the starting game in the last game. Although I didn't score a goal, I was scored very high by the media. The effect on the field is obvious.

But when he thought of Vardy's almost terrifying goal rate, he couldn't say anything.

No matter how bad and invisible Vardy is on the field, as long as Vardy can score goals and bring victory, Moyes will choose Vardy without hesitation.

At the end of the day, football is a game of who scores more goals, not who performs better.

Looking at Vardy's eyes full of anger and resentment, if eyes can kill, then Vardy has already gone to heaven.

Bent is in a bad mood, and Vardy is also in a bad mood.

It seems that my love life is very bumpy!

The former unbelievably fell in love with a disgusting ugly girl, and was rejected;

I traveled by myself and fell in love with a girl, but the girl didn't seem to like me;

How sad!

If Everton selects the top ten tragic figures of the year, then both Bent and Vardy will definitely be able to make the list.

So, Vardy, who desperately needed to vent, took off his jersey on the court again...

In the game against Tottenham, Vardy took advantage of a counterattack opportunity in the first half to attack and break Tottenham's goal.

After scoring the goal, Vardy ran all the way to the stands, took off his jersey, and threw it into the stands boldly, venting his depression fiercely.

Frustrated in love, the stadium should always be proud!

Of course, Vardy, who ended the celebration, did not escape the penalty of a yellow card.

He didn't care too much, it was just a yellow card, it didn't matter, as long as there was no red card.

But Moyes didn't have a good face towards him. He was suspended with a red card just because he took off his jersey to celebrate, and now you are here again?

If it weren't for the need to focus on influence in the public eye, Moyes would have kicked his feet.

The next game was completely under the control of Everton. The solid defense limited Tottenham's offense, but they played brilliantly on the counterattack. Tottenham was not the Premier League team later on. How could Everton play such a wretched style? Too many ways.

At the beginning of the second half, Vardy hit the mountain with another long shot. Unfortunately, luck seemed to be a bit lacking, and the powerful shot hit the crossbar, causing the entire Goodison Park stadium to sigh regretfully.

Vardy scratched his head. He had already felt the power of the heavy cannon lasing (lv3). If it were replaced without this feature, it is estimated that this shot would be a soaring cannon.

Of course, characteristics are not omnipotent, and it is impossible for every shot to bring a goal. He naturally knows this.

His own scoring rate is already very terrifying. Before the two scoring machines of Ronaldo and Messi broke out, even a super striker might not be able to achieve this efficiency.

In his opinion, there is systematic help in this, but also an element of luck, and a tactical bonus.

If the current him is placed in Manchester United, facing the opponent's defense with impregnable walls more often, how can he have so many opportunities to fight back!

However, sometimes bad behavior is really not worth advocating. Just after hitting the door frame with one kick, Tottenham used an offense to cause a corner kick, and then used the corner kick to score and equalize the score.

Everton really didn't do a good job in set-piece defense. For a team that is good at defense, this is a big failure.

The decline of the old captain Will's athletic status has seriously affected the stability of the team's defensive system. Perhaps it has not been exposed before, but now, Vardy feels that it may not be far from Will's abdication.

Time is like a pig-killing knife, swiping, swishing, swiping the knife countless times, turning a vigorous young man into an out-and-out veteran.

Maybe I will face the same situation one day, so I can't move!

At this moment, looking at Will's slightly pale back, he couldn't help but feel emotional.