I am Vardy

"You run really fast, and if you put horseshoes on you, it's a horse race!" Although everyone didn't like Vardy as an outsider at the beginning, but as the training began, everyone gave up their previous ideas and started to compete with Vardy. Set up almost.

No way, although he didn't play in the team practice match, Vardy's speed is undoubtedly displayed. In the youth team, this is simply a BUG.

Vardy naturally won't reject people thousands of miles away, and he doesn't know how long he will stay in the Manchester United youth academy. It would be too strange if he always stands alone.

However, after warming up, McGuinness arranged different training programs for Vardy than others. Compared with others, he focused more on techniques and tactics, while Vardy did more basic technical training.

This is probably the reason why McGuinness did not give Valdy a good face. After all, the basic technical training should have been completed in the U18 echelon. The existence of Vardy will undoubtedly consume more energy for him and drag the entire team down. It was a decision made by the person in charge of the youth training, and he had no way to refuse it! "

"If you want to practice basic skills, go with U9 elementary school students!" Looking at Vardy who was seriously training, McGuinness slandered reluctantly.

Vardy, who is currently training, did not slack off because of the basic training. He is still working hard to adapt to the transformation of the body by the system, and he has learned from the system that the system can improve his ability, but it cannot. To ensure his state and maintain his state, he needs to go through daily training.

According to Langley's prediction, I am afraid that Vardy can only do basic training in the past two months, and will not be able to participate in joint training or even participate in competitions.

Off the training ground, Vardy got along well with his teammates, especially after Vardy told a few dirty jokes in his previous life that made them roll on the lawn with laughter, everyone officially accepted Vardy as a new teammate.

"Jamie, you should feel lucky. You have to know that before, new young players who joined the team had to go through a very scary team entry ceremony!" Clever said to Vardy in a very regretful tone.

Horrible entry ceremony?

Vardy thought badly, he thought it would be like a meeting of the celestial dynasty, one leader finished the other leader's speech, from sunrise to sunset, from the wild to the old, for active young people, this is very tormented One thing, maybe this is the horror he said!

Vardy, who has undergone so much training in his previous life, shook his head lightly, and said nonchalantly: "I don't think there is any horror, I can deal with it easily!"

However, what greeted him was the terrified expressions of his teammates.

"If you knew that the entry ceremony was for Clayton Blackmore's calendar, I don't think you would be so relaxed!" Shawcross said quietly, with a shy and resentful expression on his expression.

"Whatafuck? I'm going to ride a horse! Masturbating to the star calendar?" Vardy almost popped his eyes.

This is the most sensational thing he has heard in his life, bar none!

But looking at the shy looks of other teammates, Vardy knew that this was definitely not a joke.

"Even Beckham experienced such a bad thing when he joined the team!" Evans may feel that Vardy didn't believe it, so he quickly cited a big star as an example.

Vardy asked suspiciously: "Then why haven't I heard from Beckham? For a big star like him, all the details should be cleaned up!"

"If it was you, would you like to let everyone know?" Evans replied angrily.

Vardy nodded involuntarily. Let him bury such embarrassing things in his heart. The less people know, the better!

Rolling his eyes, Vardy asked viciously: "So have you guys experienced the same thing? Tell me, what's it like to masturbate to a portrait? Isn't it ecstasy?"

As soon as Vardy said this,

There was an instant chill around.

"Uh, the weather is good today, suitable for peeing, is there any one together?"

"Go together!"

"Suddenly remembered, I forgot to close the window, you talk, I'll go first!"

"I seem to be in the wrong place, goodbye!"

 …

A few seconds later, there was no one around Vardy, only himself smiling secretly here.

But Vardy should really be thankful that this damn team entry ceremony has already been canceled due to too many complaints, otherwise he would not be able to escape such a horrible nightmare.

Vardy didn't know what kind of mentality the person who came up with this tragic entry ceremony had, how frantic he was!

Masturbating to the star calendar, I am afraid that there must be an almost pilgrimage mentality in the head, which is simply a kind of devastation.

It would be fine if it was a beautiful star. Although it would be embarrassing to do such a shameful thing in public, at least it is understandable. However, if the beautiful woman in the portrait is replaced by a bearded macho, Valdy feels that he will be awakened at night.

When leaving the training ground after training, Vardy and McGuinness said goodbye, and McGuinness also changed his mind because of Vardy's current talent, and he looked a lot more kindly, and finally told Vardy Don't be late tomorrow.

Langley is already waiting for Vardy outside the training ground. The club has found a host family for Vardy, and now Langley is going to take Vardy with him.

"How do you feel about today's training? I know McGuinness is arranging basic training for you now, but you must not underestimate these basic training. Compared with our youth training, amateur clubs are obviously much worse, and these basic training can even determine your future achievements, so you must be serious!" Langley taught Vardy while driving.

Vardy naturally understood the truths he said, even though he felt a little disapproving, he still pretended to listen carefully, but his mind no longer knew where his mind had wandered.

"I think you can't stay in the youth academy for too long, a year at most. If you can't enter the first team, then the club may choose to loan you out. You may know that the Belgian team Antwerp is a satellite club of Manchester United. You may Will be rented there!"

Vardy was taken aback when he heard Langley's words.

That's right, it's okay to go out on loan. The important thing is to play games as soon as possible. The general cat is in the Manchester United youth academy, and there is no system to use.

Huh?

Antwerp?

It seems that the Chinese player Dongfang Zhuo was loaned there after signing the contract, right?

interesting!

Vardy smacked his lips.