I am Quaresma

"You made a bet to retire?" In the locker room of the training ground, several teammates came over and asked Quaresma in disbelief.

Quaresma nodded nonchalantly, and continued to change his clothes. Although it was a bit awkward for several men to surround him when he changed his clothes, they couldn't do anything even if they wanted to do something while sitting on the chair.

Several guys got a definite answer, and at the same time gasped, as if they were listening to the Arabian Nights.

"You are playing too much!"

"Yeah, you can't joke about your future!"

"We really don't need to get angry with a evil writer!"

 …

But seeing Quaresma obviously not caring much, they felt powerless for a while.

"Now that the bet has been made, there's no reason not to win it. I'm actually looking forward to Deggs' shemale mode!"

Quaresma changed his clothes and stood up, saying with confidence.

That's right, the bet has been made, and it's really meaningless for them to say these things again, let's think about how to win the bet.

Fabiano walked over hesitantly, with a confused expression on his face, and it took him a long time to make up his mind: "I'll give you the right to take the penalty kick. count."

He was the first penalty shooter handpicked by Del Neri, and he was able to take the initiative to give up the right to take the penalty kick, which moved Quaresma a little bit.

"Yes, penalties are allowed!"

"Then Ricardo, you should practice more penalties when you are free!"

"As long as we get a dozen penalties a season, as long as you can guarantee a good shooting percentage, you can easily score 10 goals!"

"It is estimated that when Gerdes thinks about this problem, he will cry and faint in the toilet, and then he can say goodbye to his little penis in the toilet!"

 …

Quaresma really didn't think about the penalty kick. Now it seems that he is already invincible.

Of course, he doesn't care too much about penalties, and he always feels that it doesn't make much sense to score goals with penalty kicks.

If you switch to a primary school student to kick a penalty kick, your hit rate may not be worse than that of a professional player. This does not reflect your true skills.

Let the penalty kick be the last insurance, and it is best not to use this insurance all the time.

But as they talked, they went wrong, and a few bastards actually discussed the possibility of losing their bet.

"Actually, the bet is not fair. Since Gerdes loses and wants to become a ladyboy, Kado should also become a ladyboy if he loses. That's fair!"

"That's right, that's right, if you become a ladyboy, you can still play women's football!"

"Ricciardo is definitely not the best male football player now, but he can become the best female football star!"

"Yes, I announce that from now on, the Miss World Football award will be exclusive to you alone!"

"But I still want to see Ricardo's ladyboy show..."

"It is said that there is that kind of shemale who retains his penis. When he goes to the night show, he uses his penis to beat the drums. I think that role is suitable for Ricardo!"

"You think too much, he's not that long..."

The black line on Quaresma's face, these are all Nima's teammates.

 …

The new season has finally kicked off.

Porto's first game is not a Portuguese Super Cup match, but a Portuguese Super Cup match against Benfica.

Porto won the Triple Crown last season, so the Super Cup opponent is last season's Portuguese Cup runner-up, Benfica.

This is Porto's old rival. As Portugal's three traditional giants, Porto, Benfica and Sporting Lisbon, there is no need to talk about all kinds of grievances and hatreds.

Porto are under a lot of pressure right now,

The important thing is that Del Neri's transformation of the team has not yet been completed, and it is a bit hasty to go into battle.

Quaresma has entered the big list and got the chance to start. Regardless of whether the Super Bowl is tasteless or not, it is a real champion. If he can win the championship, the pressure on Del Neri will be relieved, so he He dispatched all the main forces in his mind.

The old goalkeeper Baia guards the goal, which is a relatively stable part of Porto;

The left back is Portuguese international Valente, the right back is the young Bosingwa, and the central back combination is veteran Ricardo Costa and new aid Pepe.

Midfielder Diego is on the left, Quaresma is on the right, and Meireles, who did not perform well in the warm-up match, was pushed on the bench and replaced by veteran Costinha. He is the same combination as Maniche Full of deterrence.

On the striker, Del Neri replaced Postiga with Delle. Delle was the team's main shooter last season, and his partner with Fabiano was more lethal.

Compared with last season, this set of starting lineups has actually changed a lot, and nearly half of them are different from last season.

In contrast, Benfica's lineup has not changed much compared to last season. Except for the Portuguese players, all foreign players are from Brazil.

This is also the reason why the outside world is generally not optimistic about Porto.

In the player tunnel of the Aveiro Stadium, Quaresma stared curiously at the opponent's players, trying to find a familiar face.

Portugal international midfielder Petit, Portugal's future captain Simao, Portugal international striker Nuno Gomez...

These are representative players of Portugal's golden generation. Quaresma liked the Portuguese national team very much in his previous life, so he is very familiar with them.

Of course, now that I am also a professional player, there is no need to become a little fan to find them for autographs. Besides, Quares has also been selected for the Portuguese national team's squad in the next season, so he knows a few big brothers .

But what surprised Quaresma when he first arrived was that when he was looking at others, someone was also looking at himself. There seemed to be disdain and an inexplicable heat in this person's eyes. Quaresma probably understood that this might Another guy who hopes to step on his so-called genius.

But who is this guy?

If you don't understand, you have to ask, Quaresma quickly stopped the old goalkeeper Baia.

"You don't even know your opponent?" Baia said with disbelief in his eyes.

Quaresma spread his palms and shrugged. He really didn't know that when Del Neri had a meeting to analyze his opponent yesterday, he might have deserted!

"Well, he's Benfica's left-back, and you have to face his defense when you play, and he has the same name as you, and he's also called Ricardo, Ricardo Rocha."

Quaresma finally understood why this guy didn't like him. It turned out that the two of them were direct opponents on the court!

interesting!

Quaresma has always been irritated by the media, and it happens that there is no place to vent this irritability. If Rocha has no choice but to provoke himself, then I can only say sorry to you, and I am sorry to vent my depression on you!