I am Quaresma

"Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

"Goal scored!"

"He finally scored his first goal in Serie A! 320 minutes!"

"This day belongs to Ronaldo, this day belongs to Juventus!"

"We seem to have seen the beginning of a legend again!"

......

Seeing Ronaldo celebrating passionately in the picture and the tsunami-like stands of the Allianz Stadium, David in front of the TV also jumped up with excitement, as if the excitement could not be restrained!

This time, those trolls who slander Ronaldo about to sink into Serie A have nothing to say!

Maybe he may not like Ronaldo to his bones, but Dawei hopes that his legend can continue. This is the so-called feeling.

Well, today I seem to be able to sleep well, and if I can have a good (chun) dream, it will be even better.

Tossing and turning, tossing and turning, because of the excitement, it seemed hard to sleep this night.

"1 goal, 2 goals, 3 goals... 2046 goals, 2047 goals..."

Not knowing how many goals he counted, Dawei finally fell asleep in a daze, and he really had a dream.

But even if he dreamed, he would never have imagined that he actually had such an absurd dream, and what was even more absurd was that when he woke up, this absurd dream turned into reality.

......

"I'm sorry, this classmate, because of our work mistakes, you have crossed over. This is caused by the misoperation of temporary workers. Don't worry, we will take it seriously!"

In the boundless darkness, a slightly apologetic voice suddenly appeared in Dawei's mind.

Inexplicably, Dawei had absolutely no idea what he was talking about.

Subconsciously, he wanted to reach out and scratch his head, but found that he was just a conscious body now.

At this time, even if you are rough, you should scream to show respect for the unknown, right?

Dawei couldn't help but think nonsensically, but before he could act, the voice sounded again.

"In order to compensate for your loss, we have decided to give you the right to choose. Next, you can decide who you will become through transmigration!"

Who do I want to be?

And this kind of operation? I don't read much, so don't lie to me!

"Then I'm going to become God!" Dawei said without hesitation, even though he still didn't know what was happening in front of him.

"..."

The voice fell into a brief silence, and the air seemed to freeze.

"Can you change the request, you are a bit out of line!" After a long time, the voice said faintly, but Dawei actually heard a hint of helplessness in his tone.

"Then Iron Man."

"We don't have iron here..." The voice seemed even more helpless.

"What about Superman?"

"We don't have that many panties here either..."

"As for Spider-Man, it really can't be done, and Captain America can barely."

"..."

"Well, since Marvel can't do it, then Ultraman can always do it. I like to fight little monsters!"

The voice fell silent again.

"Normal people!"

"I mean normal humans!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Unable to bear it, the voice jumped like thunder.

In the face of the outbreak of mysterious existence, Dawei has been very calm, and at the same time expressed disdain in his heart.

There is no such thing as this, so don't talk so full just now, as if you are omnipotent!

However, in this case, if you can only choose among ordinary humans,

Who is better to choose?

Emperor Qin Shihuang?

No, there are too many Qin Shihuang now, and Qin Shihuang always texts me and asks me to make money.

A certain emperor of a certain dynasty?

No, the emperor is too tired. Every day hundreds of concubines surround you scratching their heads and making poses. Just thinking about it makes your kidneys hurt!

Speaking of which, I always have a regret in my heart. I like to play football. I always fantasize that I can become a professional player one day. I can charge on the green field and score goals like numbness. Everyone's eyes are focused on me. shine.

But the problem is, I don't have that talent, let alone professional players, even playing a wild ball is disliked by my teammates!

Now that I have a chance to travel, why don't I become a player, realize my dream, and make up for my regrets?

Thinking of this, Dawei made a decision in his heart.

"I want to cross into Ronaldo." Ronaldo should be regarded as the rich and handsome in football. For a time, David only thought of this name.

"I'm finally a normal person!" The voice said excitedly, "This is possible! Please wait a moment, I'll take you through and fly you right away!"

As if afraid of Dawei's repentance.

Now Dawei has accepted a reality, either he is dreaming, or he may really want to travel.

Anyway, there is no loss, no matter what kind of result he can accept.

"Huh? Then I want to ask, you just said that my time-travel was caused by the misoperation of the temporary workers. Then, I want to know, who was the person who was going to cross?"

Dawei suddenly thought of a question and asked curiously.

"Well, there is an author named Wang Dabu who writes football novels. It turned out that he was going to cross!"

"How is he now?"

"That dead eunuch, let me be sent to the palace."

Hearing the unfortunate experience of this poor author, out of humanitarianism, Dawei silently expressed his sympathy in his heart, and at the same time was glad that he was not sent to the palace.

But if I chose to transcend to become an emperor just now, maybe I could be in the same dynasty as the author named Wang Dabu, who happened to be the eunuch who specially served him...

It's funny just thinking about it.

"Okay, that's it, have a nice day as Ronaldo."

The sound drifted farther and farther, and eventually disappeared.

But at this time, Dawei felt something was wrong.

He forgot to ask, which year did he want to travel to?

It doesn't matter if it's earlier, but it would be fun to travel back to Ronaldo's 90s.

Lying in a ward full of the smell of disinfectant, with tubes inserted all over his body, he needs to take three breaths of oxygen when he speaks a word, and reports to God in minutes, no matter how sexy the little nurse is, it has nothing to do with her farts... .

I can only pray silently, this is my first time crossing, I hope not to be so foolish.

In the claustrophobic space, there seemed to be a spot of light in the distance, and Dawei's body or consciousness began to fly towards this spot of light involuntarily.

He knows that when he passes through this light spot, it may be the end of the journey. At that time, he will become Ronaldo, and he will live in a mansion and sleep in a tender model...

"Irina, I'm here." Dawei couldn't help roaring.

But as soon as the voice fell, the voice that had disappeared appeared again.

"Damn, what's wrong again? Where did so many temporary workers come from?" The tone of the voice was already exasperated,

"I'm sorry! I want to tell you some unfortunate news. This time crossing may have gone wrong again! But it doesn't matter, you cross first, and then I will take care of you." Perhaps because Dawei was afraid, the voice quickly explained.

At this time, time-travel couldn't stop even if he wanted to. With the ignorance of doubting life, he crossed the light spot and the time-travel was officially completed.

Before Dawei could see clearly in front of him, he heard a slightly magnetic voice on the opposite side—

"That's the truth, you were kicked out by Barcelona!"