I am Kaka

Chapter 343: Shuishui's Daily Life

"Chelsea broke the curse of the South dressing room, defeated Manchester United 4-2, and won the first Community Shield championship in club history, but from 1992 to 2004, only Manchester United in 1993 and 1996 won in these 13 years. After the Community Shield, they won the league championship that season, can Chelsea break the curse..."

"Two shots and one pass, the new Chelsea king crowned himself the champion in his first show."

"Ancelotti: Kaka is the best in the world. It would be a crime not to award him this year's World Footballer and Ballon d'Or."

"Ferguson: Kaka is excellent, but Ronaldo is not bad."

"Giggs: Kaka is very comprehensive, more difficult to deal with than Lampard."

"Shevchenko: I had already planned to leave Chelsea, but it was Kaka's joining that made me stay."

"Figo: Kaka is already at the same height as Ronaldo, and he has the potential to become the new king of the ball."

"Torres: It's a wonderful feeling to be teammates with Kaka. Joining the Blues is all because of him."

"Van Persie: I don't regret leaving Arsenal. Chelsea is full of ambitions. The Community Shield is just the beginning."

"Kaka: It's wonderful to win the championship, and the credit belongs to the whole team."

...

Kaka's name appeared on the headlines of the sports pages of all English newspapers. In the face of the data of two goals and one assist in 70 minutes, the voices of all mainstream media were unanimously unanimous: Wolves are coming.

But within two days of Kaka swiping the screen, the names of Ferguson and Abramovich quickly occupied the new page.

The reason is that the "Sun" received a report that Ferguson received a box of Tignanello red wine as a gift from Abramovich.

There is a story here.

It is said that during home games, Ferguson has the habit of asking the opposing coach for a drink after the game. Ancelotti led Chelsea to Old Trafford last year and got this kind of treatment. After returning to Stamford Bridge, An The fat man reciprocated, and invited Ferguson to his office for a drink. As a result, Ferguson was still talking and laughing with Ancelotti just now, and turned around to complain about Chelsea wine to reporters.

"Their wine tastes like degreaser."

Although everyone doesn't know why the old man knows the smell of degreaser,

But this sentence still spread, because Chelsea suffered a big loss against Manchester United twice last year, so this incident has become one of the most famous stalks for Manchester United fans to make fun of Chelsea fans.

Although it has been more than half a year, I didn't expect that the local tycoon in Russia would never forget it, and finally returned it today.

The Chelsea fans were so excited that they were almost bubbling.

The coolest is of course Ancelotti.

As the defeated party, inviting the other party to drink is already disgusting enough, but I didn't expect to be laughed at when I turned around, and the fat man felt so happy to see the hell.

Now I can finally vent.

Probably because he was too happy, Ancelotti generously gave the players two days off.

On the first day of the holiday, Kaka unexpectedly received an invitation from Figo.

Because of the hasty transfer, many players did not prepare their houses at Chelsea, and most of them temporarily lived in hotels or apartments prepared for them by the club. Figo had been living in the Four Seasons Hotel before, and he just moved into the rental yesterday Nice little cottage.

As a result, Kaka was invited to be a guest at home on the first night.

In the eyes of the King of Portugal, Kaka is undoubtedly much bigger than captain Terry, and a good relationship with Kaka is definitely the first criterion for a happy life in Chelsea.

Kaka naturally agreed to the appointment, and finally met Figo's famous wife, Helen Sweeting.

The most famous player's wife in the world is naturally Beckham's wife Victoria, but Figo's wife is also well-known, at least in Madrid, Helen Sweeting is not less famous than the Spice Girls.

In fact, the husband and wife are quite low-key, but Figo can't help having a teammate like Ronaldo.

Ronaldo once gave an interview to Spain's Onda Cero radio station, saying that Florentino suggested that he should go out less at night and stay at home like Figo.

Ronaldo's answer at the time was meaningful: "Mr. Chairman, you don't know how energetic Figo's wife is. If I also have such a wife, then I will rarely go out."

I don't know what these players think, but they always think about their teammates' wives all day long.

After Kaka and Helen said hello to each other, she began to introduce other family members to Kaka, "This is Daniela, 6 years old this year, by the way, she is still your fan, this little cutie is Martina, she is 2002 Born in 2011, which happened to be the centenary celebration of Real Madrid."

The two little lolita stared at Kaka with wide eyes. Martina seemed to be shy and quickly hid behind her mother, while Daniela screamed and rushed over.

"Kaka! Kaka! Mom, look, it's Kaka!"

"Yes, yes, I saw it. It's Kaka. Have you forgotten that your father promised you that Kaka will be our first guest."

"It's Kaka, it's real Kaka, it's really Kaka." Little Lolita had already fallen into a state of madness, holding Kaka's hand and jumping up and down.

"Hi, Daniela," Kaka touched her head, "I'm Kaka."

"Hmm, hello Kaka, I'm Daniela." Daniela still stared at Kaka without blinking.

"I brought you a gift, do you like it?"

"luv't."

Helen said helplessly, "You haven't opened it yet, Daniela."

"Is this it? But my mother won't let me eat chocolate. Can you give me one of your signed jerseys? It's not Chelsea for AC Milan, Brazil is fine, but not away, the blue jersey is so ugly... ..."

Kaka didn't expect to meet a talkative little fan girl, squatted down and pinched her little face, "Of course, but I didn't bring it, Louis didn't tell me that there is a fan of mine hidden in his house, now Can you show me around your new home?"

"Of course, Kaka, do you want to see my room first? My room is super big."

"Okay Daniela, I seem to hear someone honking the horn. Maybe our second guest has arrived. Can you help me to greet him? Let him park the car in the leftmost parking space." Figo Smiling and shaking his head, he fondled his eldest daughter's hair.

"Second guest? Who is it? Is it Torres?"

"No, it's Cristiano."

"Cristiano? I don't like him," Daniela held back her mouth. "His hairstyle is too ugly."

Figo: "...promise me, Daniela, don't say that in front of him later, what he is most proud of is his hair."

"Cristiano?" Kaka asked in surprise, "Isn't he in Manchester?"

"Haha, don't you know, Kaka, Manchester is only over 300 kilometers away from London."

After finishing speaking, Figo went to welcome Ronaldo in. Ronaldo was stunned when he saw Kaka.

"Hello," Kaka smiled and stretched out his hand, "How do you like to be called, Cristiano or Ronaldo?"

"Call me Cristiano," Ronaldo smiled and shook hands with Kaka, "Hello, Kaka, I didn't expect to see you here."

"In fact, I'm more surprised than you, Manchester is not near here."

"Louis is in England, of course I'm coming."

Figo has already regarded Ronaldo as the successor of the national team. He took good care of this little brother in last year's European Cup. It is not surprising that Ronaldo appears here.

"Okay, gentlemen, are you going to stand in the courtyard and chat all the time? And you two, have you greeted the guests?"

"I did, Mom," Daniela lied without blinking. "Can I play football with you, Kaka? There's a court in my yard."

"Of course, is your stadium super super big?"

"Yes, bigger than my room."

"Then should we invite Cristiano?"

"Okay, do you want to come together, Cristiano? Maybe Kaka can teach you two tricks."

Ronaldo: ...I really want to fuck her.

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