How can I think of wearing long johns without being chilled to the bone?

If you ask about the return date, please leave him alone.

When you're drunk, you don't know what the sky is like, so shut your crow's mouth.

I want to climb up to a high pavilion near Jiangzhu, and then play music and dance.

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6142 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

Suddenly, a monk came running quickly outside the door.

When I heard it was a letter from the Tianshen Sect.

The monk next to him immediately stepped forward and said, "Sir, this letter must have evil intentions. Please ignore it, sir!"

"That's right, sir, don't look at it. No matter what he says, ignore it!"

"Sir, your health is urgent. It is not appropriate to read the other party's letter at this time!"

Everyone tried to dissuade him, but Feng Nan gritted his teeth and said, "Bring it over!"

"Sir, don't look!"

"My lord!"

Everyone was still shouting.

Feng Nan said sternly: "I have been defeated for a while, how can I still be afraid of him? It's ridiculous! I want to see what he said? I'll pay him back tenfold in the future, bring it up!"

Feng Nan's eyes turned red.

With such an appearance, no one dared to stop him.

The only option is to present the letter to Feng Nan.

Taking a deep breath, Feng Nan slowly opened the letter.

Sure enough, it was still the same ugly words and the same short words.

"You're so watery!"

With these four simple words, Feng Nan's whole body began to tremble.

These four words are more than just a pun, they are simply a series of critical attacks.

Feng Nan seemed to be able to see the mean smile and lewd expression on the other person's face when he wrote these four words.

"ah!"

With a roar, Feng Nan spurted out another mouthful of blood.

This time the spray went farther, just like spitting out an arrow.

Then Feng Nan fell into coma again and rolled off the chair on the spot.

"grown ups!"

"Come here, someone who knows medical knowledge can quickly come and treat you!"

"quick!"

"I can't cure you, sir. Let me ask you!"

At the same time, Dongzhou.

In the city guard's office, a doctor-patient dispute is also being dealt with.

"Is it cured?"

"Sect Master, it must be cured. But Mr. Guo seems a little dissatisfied!"

"He's cured, but he's still not satisfied. He's sick!"

After saying that, both of them raised their heads and looked at Guo Fangfeng in the room.

At this time, Guo pretended to be still shouting loudly: "I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"

The ground was covered with mirror fragments. Tang Ji and several demon cultivators held Guo down and pretended to be cool.

In other words, Guo was pretending to be injured, otherwise he would have just made a big move.

Zhang Mo didn't dare to go in. Seeing how Guo was pretending to live and die, he could only say loudly: "Master Guo, isn't it cured? Why are you so irritable!"

Guo pretended to point at his face and said, "You call this a cure?"

Zhang Mo looked at his face and pursed his lips slightly. The corners of his eyes and mouth went up together, trying not to laugh.

At this time, Guo was showing off and had several pimples on his head.

It wasn't because he was angry, it was just because the new pigskin the idiot had sewn on him, and the chosen part was a bit special.

It’s all pig milk!

What you did is really...beautiful!

Er Lunzi hid behind Zhang Mo and said softly: "Sect Master, I am here according to your request. You have to protect me. I am so young and he wants to kill me. Is this considered bullying the small?"

"Forget it, forget it, forget it! Don't worry, it'll be fine. But where did you get so much pig milk?"

Zhang Mo turned his head and said softly.

Erluzi replied in a low voice: "It's cheap to buy it from outside!"

Zhang Mo said affirmatively: "Well, who said that cheap products are not good products?"

Looking at Guo's pretentious and funny face, Zhang Mo said loudly: "Master Guo, if you are not satisfied, just cut it off. Our purpose is just to cure you. Besides, you look much better like this than before."

"Yeah?"

Of course Guo pretended not to believe it.

Tang Ji and the demon cultivators hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it looks much better!"

"Sir, your original face is not a face at all, bah bah bah, I mean you don't look like a human being, bah bah bah, forget it, I won't say it anymore."

"Sir, your face now has just one word, absolutely!"

"Sir, if you are not satisfied, you can still make adjustments."

Guo pretended to be loud and said: "I want to fix it myself, I don't need you anymore."

Looking at Zhang Mo again, Guo pretended to say: "Do you really think it looks good?"

Zhang Mo and Er Lengzi nodded repeatedly.

Guo pretended to continue: "I see you've been laughing and you haven't stopped. Get out, all of you!"

He roared again and drove Tang Ji and others out.

Zhang Mo and others quickly retreated. Tang Ji walked to Zhang Mo and said, "Sect Master, it's a bit too damaging. Although he has a bad temper and a bad mouth, there is no need to punish him like this."

Zhang Mo said: "If we don't punish him, how can we let him continue to punish my sect? If he recovers, he won't have to point fingers and beat my people again? Do you want to be beaten by him? Otherwise, I will send you to follow Just watch him."

Upon hearing this, Tang Ji shook his head repeatedly and said: "Tough him, continue to punish him, till death. Anyway, it's fine if you don't punish me."

Zhang Mo smiled slightly. Sure enough, the cultivation of the temple was no different from that of other monks. They all sought advantages and avoided disadvantages.

Tang Ji quickly changed the subject and said: "Sect Master, Feng Nan is injured. Next, we should attack. Prepare the troops and start seizing the city. At least hit Feng Nan before she recovers from serious injuries. If we can capture it directly Zhongzhou is stable. Sect Master, let's attack the city together. With you here, it will be more stable."

Zhang Mo nodded and said: "Okay."

Turning his head, Zhang Mo shouted loudly: "Master Guo, we are going to attack the city next. You are injured, how about you stay in Dongzhou and defend your home?"

Upon hearing this, Master Guo opened the door directly and said: "Guardian? I cannot bear such a heavy burden. Huh, this is the time to attack, and I also want to go to Zhongzhou!"

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji looked at each other.

Zhang Modao: "You mean, come with us?"

Guo pretended to shake his breasts on his head and said, "I won't go with you."

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Guo pretended to be cold and said: "I would like to lead an army of my own and go to Zhongzhou to attack the city and seize the territory."

Zhang Mo thought for a moment and said, "It's possible. But there are many demonic cultivators in the sect. Is Mr. Guo willing to take them with him? Didn't Mr. Guo say that he doesn't want to be associated with the demonic cultivators?"

What does it mean to use other people's words to block others?

Guo pretended to change his face again and again, and finally flicked his sleeves and said: "Okay, I will go to Zhongzhou myself and seize the city to recruit troops."

"Master Guo is amazing!"

"Master Guo is truly wise and brave."

"Master Guo, this is fine. Our two teams can support each other."

"Master Guo, I'm waiting for your good news. I hope we can see you again in the main city of Tianxuan Sect!"

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji sang together and were about to send Mr. Guo away.

Moreover, it is best not to meet again before the Tianxuan Sect's hometown is captured.

Guo pretended to let out a cold snort at the end and strode away!

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