I Am a Nobleman in England

Thanks--"

Arthur, who was enjoying dinner with a knife and fork, smiled and said to the butler Paul, who was holding a crystal clear decanter bottle in white gloves and pouring red wine into a new empty wine glass.

"Please enjoy--"

With an elegant smile, Paul poured the red wine, put down the decanter bottle, took a step back, and watched his Earl enjoy the newly served dishes and wine pairing.

On the dining table of the nobles, almost every dish is paired with different wines, and the amount of wine is really unusually large.

In fact, European aristocrats have a lot of alcohol for a meal, and usually this is completely handled by the butler. Including wine selection and purchasing, inventory management, food and wine pairing and proper wine serving, etc.

Of course, how many bottles of wine are in the wine cellar, how much is the price, how is it suitable for drinking, etc., the housekeeper will record everything in detail, and one of the important tasks of the housekeeper is to keep track of the wine inventory.

Of course, this also means that all the wine that the nobles drink has passed through the mouth of the butler in advance, and only orders are confirmed. Hehe, I have to say that being a butler is also very happy, after all, the wine that nobles drink is extraordinary!

Some people may question that after a meal of Western food, there are more than ten or twenty dishes, and so many wines, it is strange not to be drunk. Well, for this, Arthur can only say that there is no need to worry about this issue at all, because each glass of wine is just one or two sips, and that's all.

It is worth mentioning that, generally speaking, there are as many decanters as there are bottles of wine, because the butler Paul almost never pours wine directly from the bottle. or other delicate containers.

Therefore, for the nobles, some people envy and hate them, while others think they are boring, because the daily tasks of the nobles are to go for a walk outdoors, hunt or ride horses, and of course wear gorgeous and elegant dresses to attend various celebrity banquets. And eat and drink four meals a day.

After Arthur finished enjoying the sumptuous French meal, he satiated with wine and food, lit a cigar comfortably, and smiled at the butler Paul standing by: "To be honest, there is no place as good as home."

"Your house is your castle. Without your own home, you are like a snail without a shell. The walls of your home give you comfort, tranquility, and safety." Paul the housekeeper said a British proverb with a smile. "Since you are tired from running around outside, Lord, you should stay at home for a while this time and take a rest."

"Hehe, although I really want to stay at home, but there are too many things to do, and there is no way to stop." Arthur shook his head and let out a puff of smoke with a wry smile.

Looking at the housekeeper Paul, he continued, "I'm leaving for the United States soon."

"America?" Paul the butler muttered with a slight frown, with a look of disdain on his face, although it was only fleeting, Arthur still caught it. "The people there are arrogant and rude, speaking bad English..."

Arthur also shook his head in his heart and laughed. An old-fashioned British gentleman like the butler Paul, who is immersed in the afterglow of Great Britain, has a great prejudice against the rude, uneducated, and tasteless America.

Well, I have to say that many British people generally don’t think highly of Americans. The British are relatively low-key and pragmatic, and they hate people who feel good about themselves and talk too loudly. These Americans basically account for them.

The Americans, on the other hand, are self-confident, love to brag, like to tell jokes, and their tone and words are very arrogant. Many things will eventually involve "the bald eagle is the chosen country" and "the bald eagle is the number one in the world". This is disgusting and terrible in the eyes of the British, with the idea of ​​a clay pot.

What is even more frustrating is that the British generally believe that there are fools and geniuses in every society, but there are especially many in the United States. . .

In fact, most British people seem to look down on Americans and often complain that they are rude and uneducated, but in fact they are very concerned about the United States, from current affairs news to leisure and entertainment.

On the contrary, Americans don't pay much attention to what the British think and do, and they don't deliberately observe and think in daily life. It's not a joke. Many Americans don't even know where the UK is. The most shocking thing is that there are Americans who are very surprised Yes, English is also spoken in England. . .

Well, this is really nothing new for the arrogant bald eagles, because they only care about themselves, and have no interest or time to learn about the world outside the United States, because in their opinion, there are only bald eagles in the world!

Even some Americans who know the UK, most of them are based on the prejudice of the media. For example, American popular culture always emphasizes British history and Wangshi culture. Many Americans worship European castle culture, thinking that modern British people still live in medieval castles, ordering dozens of servants with a straight face. .

After getting off the plane, many Americans are surprised to find that Britain is a modern country, London is a modern city, and the British are smiling instead of keeping a straight face. . . For example, there is even a McDonald's in the UK. . .

Therefore, bald eagles have a prejudiced perception of all countries and people except their own country. Basically, they think whatever the media promotes. They don’t care anyway, so they always look stupid.

As for English, in the eyes of an Englishman like Paul the housekeeper, there is only one kind of English in the world, which is English and other grammatical errors.

Well, Arthur also has to worry about language, because the difference between English and American English is actually much bigger than imagined, maybe even bigger than the difference between Mandarin and Qiong Yao drama.

"I went there to make money, and I bought a mansion in Los Angeles, and I never went to see it. This time I happened to have a place to live in the past." Arthur explained with a smile.

"That's it..." Paul the housekeeper pondered for a while, and immediately suggested: "Lord, let me arrange for two people to go to the United States with you, let them follow you, so I can rest assured that when I arrive in the United States, I will have their help. I can't rest assured that you hire maids and waiters and leave your food and clothing to rude Americans."

"Hehe. Well, look at the arrangements." Seeing the serious look on the butler Paul's face, Arthur didn't refuse, and he didn't want to refuse either. To be honest, it was more comfortable and convenient to bring his own people by his side.

"By the way, there is still a security issue. I need to add three more bodyguards for you. The Americans are a group of barbarians who advocate violence. Everyone has a gun... Lord, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll give it to you right away To arrange an entourage."

The corner of Arthur's mouth twitched. Looking at the butler Paul, who saluted him gracefully, and then left quickly, he opened his mouth, and finally shook his head helplessly and laughed. Well, happy bald eagle, qiang every day, it is indeed necessary to raise the security level .

Two days later, when Arthur looked at the security team that had turned into six people, plus three male and three female waiters, the maid's entourage, as well as large bags and a dozen suitcases, he was really speechless.

No way, he originally planned to take an international flight, so he had to choose to rent a private jet and fly to Los Angeles.

While on a private plane flying to San Francisco, Arthur became interested in the real and strange flight path of the plane, because his plane needs to turn around in San Francisco and then fly to Los Angeles to land.

For this reason, Arthur asked the tall flight attendant in a beautiful uniform why he didn't fly directly to Los Angeles. After the flight attendant explained with a sweet smile, Arthur suddenly realized.

To understand the flight path and explain this matter, another kind of map is needed, which is the map in horizon mode.

This map is centered on the North Pole. Flat Earth maps have a history of almost thousands of years, and are still used as official maps by the US Geological Survey, as well as symbols of organizations such as the United Nations, International Civil Aviation Organization, and International Maritime Organization.

According to the map in horizon mode, direct flight to San Francisco is the shortest straight line.

Well, come to think of it all teachers taught that the earth is a sphere, not flat. However, in the real world, aircraft routes tell us that the earth is not a sphere, but a flat land. . .

Eleven hours later, Arthur, who was sound asleep, was awakened softly by the accompanying maid who told him that he still had half an hour to arrive in Los Angeles.

Taking off the blindfold, Arthur yawned, lifted the quilt, waited for the maid to put on the slippers for him, then went down to do some stretching exercises, walked to the bathroom, and took a shower.

When he came out after washing, the maid had already prepared a set of light and high-grade tailored suit shirts for him. After getting dressed under the considerate service of the maid, Arthur left the bedroom and went to the living room in the middle first. .

To be honest, when Arthur first came to this world, Arthur was not used to the luxurious life of nobles, such as maids serving every detail, buttoning, wearing slippers, tying shoelaces, and ties. He is very awkward.

Especially in the early morning, you must know that the maids chosen by the butler Paul are not stunningly beautiful, but they all have exquisite features and tall and graceful figures, so it is inevitable that they will be a little embarrassed by the clothes that have no sense of distance.

However, when he realized that he was the only one who felt embarrassed, he didn't care, because the scope of work of the two personal maids arranged by the housekeeper Paul was all-encompassing. . .

noble!

Sure enough, the truly extravagant aristocratic life is not comparable to any feast at all. . .

Spring, a vibrant season. Everything grows, grass grows and warblers fly, the most beautiful season of the year.

Step out of the cabin, breathe the fresh air, bathe in the bright sunshine, and feel the charm of Los Angeles in spring!

California sunshine.

Stepping on the land of Los Angeles, Arthur looked at the ten black Ford SUVs not far from the tarmac, and the smiling American subordinates who were walking up to them, and took a deep breath.

Hollywood, here I come, while enjoying the bright spring, let's make fun together!

The American dream is like a cinnabar mole in everyone's heart. No matter whether you like this country or not, you can't resist its YOUHUO.