I Am a Nobleman in England

It is said that men like to go crazy when they are drunk. In fact, women are even more terrifying when they are drunk. Don’t think that beautiful women are not attractive when they are drunk. The imagination is very beautiful, but the reality is very dry. After drunk, the brain does not listen to yourself. After being ordered, all kinds of embarrassment and ugliness are revealed, even the usually weak young lady will become quite scary!

Please believe that even the most beautiful woman, once drunk, don't try to get close, because it is very likely that she will be spit all over. . . . . .

Helping Emilia, who was muttering something from time to time and showing a smirk from time to time, covered the quilt. Arthur also shook his head with a sense of alcohol, and the mixed smell of sourness and alcohol permeated the whole room. unbearable.

Standing up unsteadily, he walked to the window, opened the window, and let the fresh cool wind from outside blow into the house to dilute the smell in the room. Arthur walked into the bathroom where the smell was even worse, took off his clothes and put them on Tossed in the laundry basket, stood under the shower, turned on the water heater, and started rinsing.

It has to be said that since becoming Arthur Boleyn, Arthur has been quite satisfied with everything else, except for his body odor, which makes him very unhappy.

However, Europeans and Americans have heavy body odor and rough skin, which is something the whole world knows. Fortunately, he only has body odor and no body odor. Of course, this also forced Arthur to take a bath at both ends in the morning and evening, and choose his favorite orange perfume as his daily necessities.

Arthur also deliberately checked the reason. According to the authoritative British scientific data, from the perspective of modern biology, the earliest humans had body odor before they left Africa. This is an important symbol for people to recognize each other.

However, when human beings entered the temperate zone of East Asia, some people had a genetic mutation, which caused the secretion of apocrine glands to decrease. (Don't ask me about those genetic mutations, I don't know either.)

Anyway, in short, the ancestors of the Celestial People mutated in this way, distinguishing them from other nations in the world. Ninety-five percent of the people in China have no body odor, and the population in other regions is not as lucky as people in China.

Only 30% of Oceanian wood turtles do not have body odor, and only 10% of white people do not have body odor! Almost all blacks! In other words, except for East Asians, almost everyone has body odor! On the mobile phone, remember "→m.\\B\\iq\\u\\g\\\\o\\m" in one second to provide you with wonderful \\novel reading.

The ridiculous thing is that Europeans and Americans are not used to the tastelessness of Chinese people. I took a closer look and found no body odor, no nostalgia, no heterosexual youhuo, boring. . . . . .

Raising his arms, after using the roll-on perfume on his underarms, Arthur smelled it with his nose before putting on the perfume. Looking at himself in the mirror, Arthur grinned,

Pulling a towel around her waist, she walked out of the bathroom.

Looking at Emilia, who was drunk and sleeping dishonestly, Arthur shook his head and laughed, closed the window again, drew the curtains, turned off the light, and lay down on the bed.

The alcohol made him a little snarky, and he lay flat and closed his eyes, and the Ji Li Hazell he had seen before could not help appearing in his mind, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

To be honest, under the global trend of skinny beauties, men still like women with hot bodies.

Although as a third-version girl, she has a lot of scandals, but with her devil figure of 34E2436, she was rated as the number one sexy girl in the world by "FHM", and Eva Longoria, "Goddess of Sex" Scarlett Johansson and The fact that Angelina Jolie and others have all become her subordinates is enough to explain how kind she is.

What makes people like her is that she not only has such a good figure, but also has a long and beautiful face. Ji Li, who has a quarter of Asian blood, undoubtedly conforms to the aesthetics of oriental people. Can't bear to move away, people can't help but set this face of hers as a computer screen, which can be watched for a whole year.

It's not that Arthur is scum, eating from a bowl and looking at what's in a pot, it's just that his strength doesn't allow Arthur, a young earl, to hang himself on a tree like this!

From what I have seen and heard, what I feel and what I think, the conclusion is that men do not go bad because they have no money, no rights, no opportunities.

There is no way, a man is too good, if he is not careful, he may be targeted by other women.

cough cough. . . Well, this is just an excuse. To put it bluntly, it has nothing to do with these three things when a man turns bad. He is bad because he is bad himself.

Arthur knew that if he worked harder, he might really be able to walk into the Ninth Wonder tonight, and then study and visit it carefully, but he didn't rush it.

Cast the bait and catch the big fish.

Although he doesn't want to eat big fish all at once, Arthur doesn't want to eat big fish just once, and he can eat as soon as he wants, which is the real happy life to enjoy!

As for whether the fish will bite the bait, Arthur is not worried at all, relying on the third edition to be famous, changing his life, and relying on the gossip of Ji Li, although now there is no need to rely on the popularity of those gossip blogs that can't be on the stage to increase exposure.

But when faced with the ambiguity of a young earl, Ji Li, who has already encountered a bottleneck in her career, unable to get rid of the "halo" of the past, and encountered difficulties in transformation and breakthrough, will never miss the opportunity to improve her status and level.

For actresses who live in the "dire water" entertainment industry, their future is directly related to life and death. As long as they choose and step into this industry, there will be no way out with a good ending.

It is precisely because of this reason that they are desperate and willing to sacrifice everything to win the top position. What does it mean to be high? That is a symbol of honor and money, but also means being able to stand out.

For Arthur, how could he be willing to be the opponent's background board before getting enough benefits.

As for Emilia. . . Arthur had thought for a long time that he would not be able to stop Emilia from pursuing her dream of becoming a famous actor, nor would he stop interference. If nothing changed, she would still embark on a journey to pursue her dream in Hollywood.

Don't say that if the relationship lasts for a long time, how can it be silly talk day and night, long-distance love, long-distance love, you can win if you survive it for a long time.

But can you get by?

Life is a train to the grave, there will be many stops on the way, it is difficult for someone to accompany you from beginning to end. When the person who is with you wants to get off the car, you should be grateful even if you are reluctant to let go, and then wave goodbye.

Arthur opened his eyes, turned his head to look at Emilia who was sleeping soundly beside him, and watched without blinking, until he was sleepy, and then closed his eyes and fell asleep. TV mobile terminal/

At the dinner table the next morning, Arthur looked at Eddie and Emilia, who were still plagued by hangovers and sluggish, and couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

And Eddie stared at Arthur with some displeasure, and asked, "You bastard, you threw me into the guest room last night and left me alone, and let me sleep on the floor until dawn."

Arthur pursed his lips and shrugged his shoulders, picked up a piece of bread dipped in cheese and put it into his mouth. After eating, he said under Eddie's fiery eyes: "I can only take care of one of the two drunk cats. Of course I won’t leave Emilia alone, so let’s take care of you.”

"Thank you, honey, boo—"

Emilia smiled sweetly and came to Arthur's side, and with Arthur's cooperation, kissed him on the cheek.

And Eddie, the cheap little sister, almost exploded in anger, snorted coldly, turned grief and anger into appetite, and started to eat extravagantly.

"Okay, I'm full, I'm leaving." Eddie wiped his mouth and hands with a napkin, stood up from his seat, and said arrogantly.

"Go slowly, don't send it off." Arthur said with a light smile, holding a knife and fork in his hand.

"Eddie, if you don't go to the crew with me, you might get a chance to participate..." Emilia put down her knife and fork, and said with concern.

"No, the British movies are completely finished, and the movies in the whole of Europe are rubbish. I'm going to Hollywood. I believe there, I will succeed and become a big star!" Eddie looked confident and full of infinity. Said expectantly.

"Go to Hollywood? Why didn't I hear you say it before? Have you thought it through?" Arthur frowned when he heard that, put down his knife and fork, and asked.

"You don't need to take care of my affairs, you should take care of yourself. That's it, I'm leaving. I may spend Christmas in the United States this year." As he said, Eddie combed himself casually with both hands Her long curly hair was casually gathered up and tied with a leather cord around her wrist.

"Emilia, think about it too. Only Hollywood has many opportunities. In the UK, there is no way out. Well, I'll go first..."

"boom!"

"Stop! Don't leave until the matter is clarified!" Arthur slammed the table, stood up, and scolded in a very stern tone. He didn't know why he suddenly became angry.