How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

This is the Lishui Dragon Palace.

Although it is the Dragon Palace, it is different from the magnificent Crystal Palace in the legend. It is just a complex of classical Chinese buildings with larger gardens.

I must say something special. It is probably that the plants planted in the garden are more like giant algae or aquatic plants than the common ornamental plants on the land. You can also see crabs and the like in the forest. The creature hurried over...

Like the Land Shrine, this place is also similar to the existence of the Kingdom of God. Even if ordinary people have the ability to drain the water and dig up to the sky, it is impossible to find it.

After Xu Shenxing opened Jie Lei with a Bing Ling (incidentally, even the sky smashed a hole), no matter how dull the Lishui Dragon King was, he could understand that he was not a mortal.

In addition, after Jasmine drank the amount of water that would cause flooding, the Dragon King and the former land **** girl had no reason to continue fighting, so in the end Lishui Dragon King simply entertained everyone in his dragon palace.

"Although it doesn't make much sense to say this until now, this king still wants to say... the strength of the gods really surprised this king. Being able to hack thunder robbers so easily is what this king has seen in his life. I'm afraid there are no more than three."

One of them still broke his own father's monkey. Of course he wouldn't continue to say it.

Because of the habit of the people of the Chinese dynasty who like to talk about things at the dinner table since ancient times, Ao Li tentatively ordered the shrimp soldiers and crabs to have a banquet - of course, it was not really a table of dishes, but the common meal-sharing system in ancient public places.

Xu Shenxing looked at the crustaceans in front of him that turned red because they were cooked, and they were suspected to be some kind of seafood. After hesitating for a while, in order to prevent the collapse of the master image he created by pretending to [BEEP], he finally did not dare to eat it.

Instead, he tasted the wine that Dragon King took out. He felt that the wine tasted very weak, but the taste was not bad, at least better than the rye wine that he had drunk in the other world before.

"You don't need to use such formulaic rhetoric. I am still more casual." Putting down the wine glass, Xu Shenxing responded to the Lishui Dragon King.

"If you can, I want to relax, but the problem is that I can't relax..." Lord Dragon King sighed, "Because the power gap is too great, the following consciousness will have a sense of awe. This is also impossible. .. It’s like a god... Well, when facing the legendary Lord Zhulong who is in charge of the sun and the moon, my dear must not be able to be as calm as ordinary people face-to-face, right?"

Xu Shenxing thought for a while, and felt that if he really faced that thing, maybe the first thing he thought of would be "Can you eat it? Is it delicious? How to eat it?" These three ultimate philosophical questions.

Then he even shook his head a little funny, threw this thought out of his brain, and said in his heart, "I am definitely infected by Jasmine."

Probably sensing that Xu Shenxing was thinking about a problem related to herself, Jasmine by his side tilted her head, revealing a puzzled look.

What's interesting is that Jasmine turned herself into a chubby look weirdly, probably because she wanted to express that she drank too much water.

However, Xu Shenxing knew that the little girl wasn't enough to moisturize her throat. If she opened her belly to drink, it wouldn't be a problem even if she drank the entire earth's liquid water.

At this time, Jasmine had eaten up all the food in front of her, and she was looking at Xu Shenxing eagerly. The latter felt that the suspected seafood could not be eaten anyway, so he simply gave it to Jasmine.

So the little girl happily took the plate of carapace creatures and chuckled.

"So what do you plan to do in the future?"

After retracting his gaze from Jasmine, Xu Shenxing felt that Lishui Dragon King should have no interest in discussing with him whether the candle dragon was steamed or braised, and how it tasted, so he changed the topic decisively.

"What's your plan? This king is naturally the same as before, as the water **** of Lishui continues to maintain the order of the river."

Ao Li sighed: "In fact, gods like land, mountain gods, and river gods are almost the same. They will be tied to the same place by their own duties until that place is merged with other places, or disappears due to various reasons. Completely hidden in history."

After listening to Dragon King's words, Xu Shenxing looked at Zhuo Xiangzhu who hadn't spoken much since just now.

The other party smiled slightly.

"My **** position has been passed to Xiao Yi, after this, I plan to go to Beijing."

This answer did not come as Xu Shenxing expected, so he nodded slightly and made a clear look.

"What, Xiangzhu, are you going to Beijing?!"

On the contrary, Dragon King looked shocked, obviously he didn't expect the other party to answer this way.

"Isn't this a clear thing..." Even Xiao Zhengyi, who had stopped eating like Xu Shenxing, had a face of'indifferent. Looks like: "There is no need to be surprised at all, okay?"

"What, is the eldest going to Beijing?!" The land **** Lori widened her eyes and said in disbelief.

"Hey, even you are here!"

Xiao Zhengyi's face immediately became embarrassed.

Xu Shenxing could understand why the Dragon King was shocked. After all, this guy is a hard-working and honest dragon. Until just now, I’m afraid I’m still thinking, "Even if you can’t be a lover, you can at least look at her from a distance." Here, he also hopes because of such a little "maybe" fluke, not thinking about what is more likely to happen.

If you think about it this way, Lishui Dragon King is still quite pitiful...

"Then I have to go with Missy!"

After the land **** Lori reacted, she said immediately.

"No, Xiaoyi. This is not possible." Zhuo Xiangzhu smiled bitterly and rejected the land **** Loli: "You are now the **** who guards this land, and the people on this land need you, no It can be so capricious."

"Then they will pass on the divine status to other people. Rather than becoming a god, they would rather be with the eldest lady!"

The land **** Lori said without hesitation.

"Xiao Yi!" Zhuo Xiangzhu showed a serious expression: "The land god's position is not something that can be surrendered at will. I have lived with you for hundreds of years, and this has confirmed that your character and talents are sufficient. This job...no, it can even do better than me! Do you want me to feel uneasy even to leave?"

"Miss..."

The land **** Lori looked at Zhuo Xiangzhu with tears in her eyes, but the latter was obviously the type that couldn't bring back ten cows after making a decision.

She just looked at the listless Lishui Dragon King: "Ao Li, after I'm gone, Xiao Yi will trouble you to support and take care of you."

"Well, that's for sure."

The dragon king urged his spirit, nodded and agreed.

The next banquet became a little dull because of this incident.

Xu Shenxing was studying a new kelp-head attendant who looked like kelp refined, but Xiao Zhengyi quietly came over when something was suspected of kelp soup.

"Old Xu, I feel a little strange." He whispered quietly.

"What's the matter?" Xu Shenxing suddenly lost interest in the seaweed soup after hearing what he said, and asked in a low voice.

"The one you did before should have reversed the tragic ending, right? But why hasn't the clearance screen appeared yet? Even if it's an Easter egg plot, it's too long?"

It seems that when this product came to the Dragon Palace, I thought I could see the staff list.

At this time, Jasmine, who had returned to her original state, saw the two of them sneaking together sneakily. She couldn't help but playfully rushed over, and then sat down on Xu Shenxing's cross-legged lap. , The little head also got in between the two.

"There is only one truth," Xu Shenxing put his chin on the little girl's head smoothly, and continued to answer in a low voice: "That is the ‘sad memories’ that the land **** Loli cares about may be more than one, and there are others."

Xiao Zhengyi thought for a while, and then showed a suddenly realized look: "Are you talking about the story between Zhuo Xiangzhu and the scholar?"

Xu Shenxing nodded. His movement caused Jasmine in his arms to twist her body uncomfortably.

If you think about it carefully, they originally focused on the story that Qin Xingyan brought back, but they were attracted by the Dragon King halfway, so they forgot.

If that story is true, then Zhuo Xiangzhu gave up his thousands of years of hard work this time, and what he got when he went to Beijing alone is probably only the sad news that the scholar had a new love.

"In this way, if we want to reverse BadEnd, shall we also go to Beijing?"

This made Xiao Zhengyi, who had thought everything was going well, frowned and asked.

"It's hard to say, after all, if this is a dream, the master is still coming from Jiang Jin... I don't think it will be fine to leave the master aside."

Xu Shenxing shook his head.

It might be that this action made Jasmine a little itchy, so the little girl gave Xu Shenxing's chin a vicious head.

Just listen to a "boom" sound.

Nothing happened to Xu Shenxing, but Jasmine was lying on the table with her head in her hands, shaking constantly, looking "so painful".

When three people get together, it is naturally impossible to completely ignore other people's attention.

In addition, the movement just now was too loud, even if it was from just now that "this king is so sad, no one should care about this king", the bleak-looking Lishui Dragon King couldn't help but look sideways.

"Well, is it because the dishes in the Dragon Palace don't suit my dear's taste?"

He asked Xu Shenxing anxiously.

"Nothing, it's okay." Xu Shenxing replied with a dry smile.

Although it is true that some dishes give people a weird feeling, in fact most of the dishes are quite normal and taste very good.

"That's good. This time, the king specially ordered the chef to prepare carefully. Although it happened suddenly and some rare ingredients were not available for a while, what I brought up now is also very precious ingredients. For example, this pot of seaweed soup... …"

This black nima is really kelp soup. Hey, who’s kelp looks like this ghost? If it’s squirming just now, this thing hasn’t been cooked yet. It’s better to say why kelp can Wriggling like leeches!

Xu Shenxing suddenly complained in his heart.

"It was made with kelp full of spiritual energy near the Penglai Fairy Mountain. Because the immortals who grow kelp only occasionally do it after practicing, so the output has not been large." Lishui Dragon King very graciously recommended the pot. Some weird seaweed soup: "It is said to have the function of hair growth, nourishment and hair care. It is favored by many monks who stay up late to cultivate immortality."

"Really, breast augmentation, I'm not old enough to worry about my hair, clams~"

Xu Shenxing said with a smirk.

"...I always feel that my dear friend's name for this king is a bit strange, is this an illusion of this king?" Lishui Dragon King scratched his head.

"Your illusion, breast augmentation." Xu Shenxing said categorically, and then he sat right down, picked up the bowl of dark mysterious substance, and ate it bluntly.

Xiao Zhengyi on the side seemed to want to complain about something, but considering his life safety, he finally chose to shut up extremely wisely.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the banquet is drawing to a close.

"My dear brother's shot this time, no matter what I say, it is considered to be a kindness to the Lishui Shui Clan," when Lishui Dragon King said here, he showed a bitter smile, it seems that he remembered that he had planned to borrow Zhuo Xiangzhu before. The feeling of frustration when the hand committed suicide: "This king has nothing too good as a reward, so just talk about what you want."

Xu Shenxing hesitated.

The kelp just now, should I ask the other party for fifty or sixty catties? But what if this is just a dream and can't be brought back?

"I want that."

Jasmine did not hesitate to stretch out her little finger.

Xu Shenxing looked in the direction she was pointing, but what he saw was the Lishui Dragon King with a stunned look.

This made Xu Shenxing a little embarrassed, and said to her heart: Is it the head of this dragon that Jasmine is fond of? This is a bit tricky, I am currently in the kind and lawful camp...

It may be that Xu Shenxing was thinking about how to reasonably kill and set fires, and so on, so Xiao Zhengyi, who belongs to the kind and lawful camp in the true sense, coughed: "Old Xu, I think Jasmine was talking about breast augmentation crowns. The jewel on it."

Hearing what he said, Xu Shenxing discovered that there was indeed a very beautiful gem on the crown of Lishui Dragon King.

"Oh? Is this?" Ao Li looked relieved, took off her crown, took down the gem and threw it to the little girl: "I brought this from my father's palace, except Apart from being beautiful, it is useless by itself. If you like it, I will give it to you."

"Oh." Jasmine held up the gem with no expression on her face: "Tanosi."

This made Xu Shenxing behind her smile slightly.

Now that I have accepted the gift from someone, it seems that everything I say this time has to be brought to the other side a Happy End.

Hmm, but from the point of view that this product has already been NTR... NE is okay, right?