Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue

999 years of magic calendar, in the eyes of future generations, this is still a very slow world.

The germination of the Internet era has only just emerged. Whether it is transportation, logistics, or the speed of information transmission, it is still subject to physical constraints in the real world. At the same time ... It is Elena ’s last chance for the magic world to seize the dominance of human civilization.

Hogwarts round face fat chicken express, this is just the name of the project used to hide people's ears.

According to Elena's idea, its official name should actually be called-Skynet.

The owl navigation of the global positioning system, the transmission ability of the house elf ignoring the space barrier, if the magic can realize the non-delayed information transmission of quantum entangled states, the intelligent screening processing of huge disordered data, the instant upload and download reorganization of soul and matter ... … Then it will undoubtedly completely subvert the life style of the entire human civilization.

The starting point for all of this started with the take-out service of the special issue of Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue.

With the start of this year's holiday, Hogwarts Kitchen officially began accepting orders from the entire wizarding world, but all wizarding families who subscribe to the "Hogwarts on the Tongue" magazine can send Hogwarts applications for ordering meals.

Of course, due to the limited manpower, the number of orders per day is limited-according to the rules set by Elena, the wizard family with Hogwarts students at home will have the right to make reservations. In addition, the customs clearance is black Students of the "Magic Defense Test" will receive further priority sequences.

Hogwarts' house-elves will guarantee the quality of each dish and the order is delivered accurately and on time.

Based on her understanding of Hogwarts kitchen cooking standards and the current situation of poor cooking in the UK, Elena has a lot of confidence, but any wizard who has tried Hogwarts dishes once can hardly resist this wandering on the tip of her tongue Temptation.

Even if the price is a little more expensive ...

But Elena also specially provided an extremely valuable service-all families who order more than 50 gold gallons of food, after the dishes arrive, they can have a one-hour house elf temporary rental permission.

In this hour, Hogwarts' house elves can help the family complete the tedious housework, as well as some basic house repairs, vegetable gardens and garden repairs, and even some basic dishes cooking teaching.

You know, house elves are a kind of magical species.

Although some wizard families teach children, this is just a slave created by wizards.

But in fact, according to Grindelwald's description, as well as the ancient historical documents collected in the Dumbledore bookshelf, they were actually a kind of high-magic wisdom race like a goblin.

In the ancient wars, the entire family of house-elves was completely conquered by ancient wizards, erasing their own history. Every one was born to receive slavery training, and must serve slaves from generation to generation. Not only are they proficient in all kinds of daily housework magic, they also possess powerful magical abilities that many modern wizards cannot reach.

Therefore, domestic elves usually appear only in some very old wizard families.

The delicious food across the ages, the service experience card unique to the ancient family, and even the one-to-one culinary teaching, the delivery service of large goods ... Elena really ca n’t imagine what the wizards refused except expensive. Reason.

And for some families who are shy in their pockets, Hogwarts Round Face Fat Chicken Express also has a low-profile service. Hundreds of students' owls come out, and the round face fat chickens abandoned in the owl shed are ready to be called- —Although it might be a little cold when you arrive, the appearance is not good, but after unpacking, you only need to heat it a little, and the taste is still good.

In fact, from the first day of the summer, the order did fly to Hogwarts like snow flakes.

But the only problem is ...

"A whole month has passed since the beginning of the summer-there are thousands of orders every day, right?"

Elena flipped a small book lightly, her smile still on her face, but every syllable showed cold anger.

"According to the report, so far, Hogwarts has suffered losses of thousands of gold gallons every day. I don't care about the loss of money, but ... I hate this feeling of being fooled. Can you understand? ? "

"But, but ... chef, they don't pay ..."

The house-elf screamed, clenching her little clothes, which were changed from Hogwarts napkins, and shook her body with trembling.

The Hogwarts takeaway service uses a pay-as-you-go model, which means that every house-elf brings food to the homes of the wizards and waits for them to complete the meal before charging service fees and meal fees.

However, even those little wizards who earned a huge amount of gold at the end of the semester, after returning home, most of them "proactively" handed in gold coins under the persuasion of their parents, and the parents took care of them temporarily-Deng Bu Letters signed by Professor Liduo were accurately delivered to each parent, and all adult wizards made exactly the same decision.

Therefore, with the exception of a few wizarding families who keep their promises, most wizards will involuntarily find strange excuses when facing high costs and cowardly house elves.

For example, if there is no cash for the time being, it will be the next time after it is taken from the vault; or the child is ignorant and has ordered many unpalatable dishes; or directly questioned the unreasonable price and refused to pay ...

As house-elves, they have no way to resist or actively perform magic to harm other wizards.

"Regardless of the reason, the loss has already occurred, and someone always needs to be punished."

The smile on Elena's face grew brighter and she said softly coldly.

"That means ..."

"No!" The house elf screamed silently, and his eyes suddenly became horrified. "Don't wear clothes! Chef! We will urge, we will find a way! No clothes! Except Hogwarts, where are we Can't go ... "

"Don't panic, I'm not accusing you, I'm just lamenting the wonder of human nature."

Elena shook her head gently, turning her head to look at Dumbledore sitting beside him.

"I think you have understood now, as I said before, the risks that may exist in backward cash transactions and disorderly markets, greed can never be extinguished, and these will not change because of the scarcity and abundance of materials-if While material and knowledge progress, the traditional social model remains unchanged, so it will only lead to a greater disaster. "

"In fact, a complete and sound society needs to give everyone enough freedom and a clear and concise statistical control capability for the whole. I have to say that the Ministry of Magic is not doing well in this respect."

"Fortunately, today's Hogwarts has exactly all the puzzles that fill this hole ..."

Elena paused, prolonged her tone, and slowly said softly.

"The only problem is that I'm not sure if the principal of Hogwarts agrees. After all, he opposed my proposal a month ago, and suggested to put it on hold for a month to see the actual feedback from the magic world before making a decision."

"... So, is this also in your plan? More than 70,000 gold gallons, Merlin ..."

Dumbledore looked at the report of the huge loss in his hand, silent for a moment, but rubbed his brows helplessly.

"Try it, but ... for the time being limited to the Hogwarts campus. Otherwise, Connelly, I ca n’t deal with the past-as for the popularization of the magic world, waiting for you to become the Minister of Magic Then, let ’s talk ... "

"Perhaps, it won't take so long."

Elena raised her eyebrows and answered meaningfully.

Before waiting for Dumbledore to understand the meaning behind Elena's words, the girl had turned her head again, looked at the house elves, the famous wizards and fairies in front of her, and cleared her throat gently.

"It seems that we need to formulate some rules and some more efficient and concise ways to let our customers understand the logic of the world's operation, which is why we are together at this moment."

"This world needs to appear a little bit, a little change."

Dumbledore's relief made Elena instantly refreshed, and she could finally fall on the board in person.

Since she entered Hogwarts and found that she had to live in the magic world for a long time, she was thinking about how to change the world all the time. This is not a noble idea, but just wants to live more comfortably. some.

At first, she just wanted to make some small money or have some self-protection ability.

With the emergence of Grindelwald, and the perfect strategy of the Wizarding Bank of Gu Lingge, she has already produced new ideas.

Elena glanced at the uneasy elves, determined wizards, and excited and immortal goblins before taking a breath, suppressing the excitement in her heart, and said slowly and calmly.

"From now on, in addition to normal business, the Gullinge Wizards Bank will form a separate department to be responsible for Hogwarts-related accounting matters. The entire department is in charge of Kurt Meyer, and the Hogwarts family elf coordination participate."

"As for the first thing, create a Hogwarts student file and assign a number ..."

Elena pulled out her wand and flicked it gently, and the stars gradually appeared in the air.

"Name is not a reliable objective standard. We need to give everyone a unique code, a logo that can be accurately identified and locked in all fields-I will call it, MID, Magic Identification Number."

Along with Elena's voice, the images in the air gradually converged into her appearance, and below her images, a series of characters were slowly floating in the air, explaining what she wanted to express.

"First of all, the first string of numbers represents the school ... 99999, this is Hogwarts."

"Next, it ’s the college ... 00 is Slytherin, 01 is Hufflepuff, 02 is Gryffindor, 03 is Ravenclaw-this is sorted by the age of the four founders, and reference What each college represents. "

"After the academy, each September 11th is used as the dividing line to divide the magic year for each student who is over eleven years old. In other words, it is their enrollment magic year. After that, it is the position of the list at the branch ceremony. This piece is reserved for three digits. "

"Finally, the Gulinge Wizard Bank will set up two numbers at random ... to deal with some special circumstances ..."

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Without further explaining the significance of the last two values, Elena smiled slightly and looked at the fairy Douglas.

"After all the student information has been entered, Gu Ling Pavilion can create an exclusive virtual account for everyone according to the MID to store personal property-this part of the asset will be directly settled by [Hawking]. [Hawking] can be withdrawn or deposited at any time, and can be used for all cashless transactions ... "

"The rewards or punishments that Hogwarts students receive in school will also be recorded on this in the form of numerical changes. In this regard, I think the Hogwarts house elves should be able to provide Come out, and later I will compile a detailed list of daily tasks, weekly tasks, monthly tasks, and school year tasks for everyone. "

"As for Mr. Kurt Meyer, I hope you can help Douglas together and persuade merchants in Diagon Alley to start using this settlement model, and for wizards and merchants who use this settlement model, we can provide some small Discount feedback and financial support. And for those who oppose it, first see if they can buy their store?

"Of course, if their resistance is still quite strong, then buy a shop next to them to fill the market vacancies-as for materials and funds in this regard, the former Soviet light industry and Gu Ling Pavilion will be you Backing. "

Elena waved her hand, breaking up the image in the air, and asked in a soft tone.

"I'm done, now, you can ask questions ..."

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