Hey, Don’t Act Unruly!

Gao Yulan complained and felt so dizzy. She suddenly heard the phone ringing. She picked it up and asked roughly, "Who?"

"I am Windsor."

Upon hearing this name, Gao Yulan's whole body was burning, and she patted the table: "You bastard. Why are you killing me?"

"I'm sorry, I was also forced to be helpless. Someone framed me, so by coincidence that the back in the photo looks like you, plus you don't have a boyfriend, and the conditions are met, I have to drag you into the water. Sorry, I will compensate you If there is a suitable job opportunity, I will definitely introduce it to you."

"Bah, baah! Introduce your head. You quickly take your girlfriend to the company, tell them clearly, and pay me back!" Gao Yulan shouted louder and louder: "You tell them that I love It's a man! It's a man! Don't you know it!" She slapped the table fiercely and frightened away the two men who wanted to hook her before.

"You have to prove that it has nothing to do with me. It's very simple. Just find a boyfriend?" Windsor didn't plan to listen to her at all. She did everything, and of course she wouldn't expose herself. She was totally unaffected by Gao Yulan's loud voice, and came up slowly: "You can bring your man to the company and you can expose my lie."

This means she doesn’t have a man, right? Is she Gao Yulan so bully!

Gao Yulan "Huo" stood up, swayed, and said loudly: "I'll find a man to show you. If you have a man, take him to the company for a stroll. You wait for me!"

She just said to do it, and finished buying the order in a daze. She swayed towards the door, thinking about what kind of man to find. With a loud "boom", she hit the door frame.

The people around looked over, but she didn't feel the pain.

The waiter who guarded the shop hurried over to help her: "Miss, are you okay? Do you want me to call a taxi for you?"

"No." Gao Yulan waved his hand quite boldly: "I don't need a taxi, my house is very close. I don't go home, I want to find a man first! I want a man!"

Drunk and crazy woman!

The men around were all rushing away, for fear of being seen by this woman.

"Don't be afraid, go forward, all bad things will pass, there will be angels to love you..." The female singer was still singing, and Gao Yulan swayed out of the bar in this song.

She was drunk at this moment, her eyes blurred, and she moved forward one step at a time. This night, there are really many men on the street! Which one to choose?

Gao Yulan rubbed his eyes, how could he not see clearly? How can I choose?

She stopped, narrowed her eyes and stared forward. People said that choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun, so she might as well choose a boy.

That's him! The one directly ahead!

Gao Yulan sullenly rushed forward, not knowing what she had done, anyway, in a daze, she heard a man shouting: "What are you going to do? Hey, hey, don't mess around!"

Sunlight projected in through the open gaps of the curtains and landed on the messy bed.

Gao Yulan struggled with a headache and poked his head out from under the quilt, and found that half of her body was hanging beside the bed. She actually slept all night in such a difficult posture? No wonder the back pains.

She groaned and lifted the quilt while holding her head to get up. Then she stayed, and was startled by her lack of clues. Then fragmentary memories poured into her mind-she was drunk yesterday and seemed to be looking for men all over the street very seriously.

Gao Yulan sat up swiftly, quickly wrapped herself in the quilt, glanced sideways, searched quickly, thankfully, there was no wild man in the bed room with unknown origin.

Gao Yulan breathed a sigh of relief, thank God, thank God, thank myself. She carefully thought about what she did last night, but unfortunately her head was empty and she didn't think of anything. I looked at myself again, there were no traces on my body and no discomfort. I should be fine, surely fine... right.

But why is she sleeping so unrestrainedly without clothes? The intense scene of losing her underwear also made her very uneasy.

What happened last night?

Thinking hard, there was a little movement outside the house. It seems to come from the kitchen.

Gao Yulan's nerves tightened. The word "man" jumped into my mind instantly. Did she really take the man home? Now that person is cooking her breakfast in the kitchen?

No way?

She would not do such a heinous thing, would she?

Step back ten thousand steps, even if she is really drunk and messy, how rough does the man who was snatched back is in such a situation to make breakfast without leaving?

There was the sound of objects colliding from the kitchen again. Gao Yulan was so frightened that she jumped up and put on her clothes quickly, opened the door of the room and looked out.

Damn, who made the living room so messy? Why are the pillows all thrown into the ground, the shoes are one by one, and the knick-knacks are still rolling on the floor?

Gao Yulan was about to start cursing, and then she wondered if she drank too much last night. She swallowed the words back, and decided to find the wild man before speaking.

The small suite that Gao Yulan rented was not big, and the kitchen was not far away, but she worked hard for a while before she arrived. As she walked, she wondered what to say to the man, to ask what was wrong with herself last night, or to scold him first regardless of the three-seven-two-one?

Well, no matter what she wants to say, she has to be vigorous! Be sure to calm the scene! Have the upper hand!

Regardless of whether she robbed someone to come back or seduce someone to come back last night, whether she took the initiative, and how far things are going, anyway, according to the way she got up, she must have been taken advantage of.

So anyway, she has to be the first to win!

To force him to forget this matter, she will never be responsible. Moreover, she is not a casual woman, this man had better realize this clearly, and he should not take advantage of her anymore!

Thinking of this, Gao Yulan took a deep breath, fisted and stared, armed and quickly turned into the kitchen. She yelled out of breath: "Hey, you..."

All the words choked in her throat at this moment, Gao Yulan's eyes widened, and she looked forward in disbelief.

For a long time, she shook her hands and pointed at each other, finally suffocating a sentence: "...How did you... become a dog?"

The puppy in front of me has two erect ears, short legs, yellow-brown hair, and watery eyes. It is as cute as it looks. It is sitting on the ground very well, looking at her with its head tilted. He whimpered twice in a pitiful way.

Why did wild men become cute dogs?

This world is extraordinary!

Gao Yulan didn't know how to react. She stood there for a long time, until the puppy got impatient, smashed the door of the kitchen cabinet, and ran to Gao Yulan's feet. Then she woke up. There is really an extra dog in her house for no reason!

"Are you a man? Or are you a dog?" This is really an idiot question. Gao Yulan despises that she can ask questions of this level, but things are too weird. What else can she think? ?

The puppy was lifted up by her with both front arms, eyes level with her. It smashed its mouth, took a look at her, and then stuck out its tongue to gasp. It looked as innocent as it was.

"Don't pretend to be cute!" Gao Yulan criticized it seriously. She glanced at the key part of the dog, she was indeed a "boy", could it be... there is really a possibility of fantasy in this world?

The puppy was uncomfortable being held by her, and began to whine, twisting his body to get down to the ground.

Gao Yulan finally surrendered and went well, anyway, soldiers came to stop him, and water came and soil flooded. If the dog becomes a man after a while, she will beat him out. She put the puppy back on the ground and began to clean up the house. After cleaning up, she found that there were two pee and one **** in the living room, which made her feel angry. The puppy originally turned around her feet, and when she saw her angry at her masterpiece, he showed a guilty expression and took a few steps back.

Gao Yulan was even more angry when she saw this. She picked up a clothes hanger and opened her arms to the puppy: "Don't think that I can't play with this cute look now. I will change back as soon as I can. See if I can beat you to death!"

The puppy sat on the ground, wagging its tail to please her and whimpered.

Gao Yulan pretended to curse a few words, it was boring to think about it. She cleaned up the house, cleaned herself up, washed and changed clothes, feeling hungry.

There were only three quick-frozen meat buns in the refrigerator to eat, so she cooked a pot of porridge and steamed the meat buns. The puppy graciously and happily turned around her feet, flicking its tail in favor. Gao Yulan touched its head and asked, "How did you get here?"

Of course the puppy can't speak, he just raised his eyes to look at her with watery eyes, and continued to flick his tail.

Soon, the buns were steamed. One person and one dog were sitting in front of the coffee table to divide the buns. The puppy was so excited that he kept under the plate and drooled desperately. Gao Yulan laughed: "I'm two, you one, do you know?"

The puppy obviously didn't know, but after eating one, he stared eagerly at the other two. Gao Yulan hesitated for a long time: "Well, then you two and me." He tore the other buns open and fed them to the puppy. This dog is good and cute. Gao Yulan likes it very much. But it appeared in plain sight, its origin is unknown, and she didn't know what to do with it next.

At this time the doorbell rang and Gao Yulan opened the door.

A young policeman and a young man in a wheelchair with a cast on his leg were outside.

Gao Yulan glanced at them and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

The policeman didn't speak, and looked down at the cast man. The cast man stared at Gao Yulan for a while, frowned and asked, "Don't you remember me?"

Gao Yulan looked at him carefully and shook his head: "I don't know."

"Give you one more chance." The man in cast was upset.

baffling!

"You knocked on the wrong door." Gao Yulan wanted to close the door, but the plaster man pointed at her and said loudly: "Mr. Police, it's her. She hurt me and took my dog!"

a bolt from the blue!

Gao Yulan opened her mouth wide in surprise.

Grab the dog?

So last night, she didn't steal the man, but the dog? !

Is this the truth? !

Gao Yulan closed her mouth, thinking hard, what was she thinking when she robbed the dog?

She couldn't remember anything. At this moment, she could hear the squeaky footsteps behind her. Turning around, the puppy ran over joyfully with the last bun in her mouth. The man in plaster shouted: "Mantou, steamed bun..."

Gao Yulan: "..." The three buns are gone.

The man in plaster exaggeratedly opened his arms: "Mantou, Mantou, you have suffered, I'll pick you up."

Gao Yulan stared blankly as the dog named Mantou happily swallowed the last bite of the bun and threw it into the plaster man's arms.

"My poor Mantou, did this woman torture you? Insult you? Intimidate you?"

Gao Yulan closed her mouth, biting the roots of her teeth.

It's not his legs but his brain that he should put in a cast!