Hello, 1983

"The kisser is back!"

The little kids standing on the road shouted loudly.

Although today is not a day off, Teacher Yang has arranged for a holiday.

Otherwise, these children will not feel at ease in class, just thinking about eating croquettes at the seat.

"Look at it and fire again, don't be like last time."

Da Zhangluo is also wise to eat a cut, and hurriedly told the half-eldest boys who were going to set off firecrackers.

"Don't worry, Uncle Zhang Luo, you can't go wrong!"

The half-sized boys had long since spotted the jeep and Da Jiefang, and poked the prepared cigarette butts on the firecrackers. In an instant, they crackled and crackled into a ball.

Liu Qingshan was driving a jeep, leading the car, parked the car on the road facing Zhang Ganzi's house, and smiled behind him: "We're home."

"Yes, Cuihua, Xiaoman, we're home."

Zhang Zhanzi first pushed the car door, and then pulled out Wang Cuihua, whose face was reddish.

This girl, Xiaoman, is just ten years old this year. She was a little scared and timid.

When Liu Qingshan saw the fourth and fifth in the crowd, he waved to them, and the two little girls ran over.

"This is your little sister, let's play with her."

Liu Qingshan greeted him, and then started to act as a photographer with the camera on his back.

When the family members who came to see the relatives saw it, they were all envious: these days, when they got married, they were able to go to the county to take a group photo.

Recording all the wedding scenes like this is really precious, and it will be full of memories in the future.

"Sister, when you get married, you must also take pictures."

Liu Wenjing's sister, talking to her sister.

She didn't forget to glare at Liu Qingshan when she came: "It's this guy who doesn't agree, hum!

"Grandpa Zhishu, and Liu Zhishu, take a group photo with my uncle Ponzi's family of three."

At the gate of Zhang Ganzi's house,

Liu Qingshan was in command of the group, and there were many little kids who also smiled and leaned in front of the camera, but they were all chased away by Da Zhangluo.

After taking the photo together, Xiaoman was held by the fourth and fifth with both hands and went to play with her friends in the village. I believe she will soon integrate into this warm family.

The crowd crowded the bride into the new house, especially her family, and looked around with critical eyes.

There was a new radio on the cabinet cover, and a new grandfather clock, plus Wang Cuihua was wearing a bright new watch on her wrist.

"Looks like a TV is missing."

One of Wang Cuihua's elders grumbled. After entering the village, he noticed that there were almost ten TV antenna poles in the small Jiapi ditch.

"When the dividend is distributed at the end of the year, I will definitely come back with a TV!"

Zhang Zhuzi's waist is also stiff now, and he has the confidence to speak.

The owner of the car was also beside him with a smile and help: "Pole, why don't I bring you the cardboard box for the TV in my house and put it on the TV cover, just like a TV."

Liu Qingshan couldn't help but want to laugh: Shouldn't it be necessary to ask Captain Zhang to hide behind the cardboard box?

He suddenly remembered a sketch in the Spring Festival Gala, which seemed to be called a lazy blind date. The village chief inside was posing as the host of the TV in a cardboard box.

It turns out that slobs aren't always slobs.

After the ceremony was over, they took their seats and prepared to start the banquet. Zhang Ganzi was also inside and outside the house, wandering around like a headless fly.

His mouth seemed to be muttering, not knowing what he was muttering.

The owner of the car followed for a while and listened to it for a while, and then he almost laughed, and hurriedly ran out of the house, saying to everyone:

"Guess what's going on in the pole's mouth?"

This is really hard to guess, everyone is looking at the owner of the car, waiting for him to reveal the answer.

"Haha, you're laughing to death, the pole keeps babbling there, why isn't it dark!"

A few little kids next to them listened, and immediately became unhappy. The four tigers said angrily, "We haven't sat down yet, so it can't be dark."

Er Xiaozi also asked curiously, "Is Uncle Pole sleepy and want to sleep?"

The adults around were also doing nothing, laughing loudly and saying, "Yes, Uncle Pole, just want to sleep!"

Well, this joke must have been told last year.

But it's understandable. Put yourself in the shoes and think about it. If anyone has been a bachelor for nearly 40 years, can they not be in a hurry?

Liu Qingshan also wandered around, picking interesting photos and taking a few.

For example, the small table for writing gift accounts will be changed to red envelopes in the future. Of course, it must be photographed as a souvenir.

And it was still grandfather Liu Shikui, holding a five-yuan note in his hand and happily handing it to the kidnapper who was in charge of collecting the money.

The kidnapper's grandfather also asked: "Lao Liu, do you want money?"

At this time, the gift person has one piece and two pieces, so you have to ask.

Liu Shikui smiled and shook his head: "Everyone, please help, don't ask the pole to catch up."

Many people have the same thought, so most of what is recorded on the gift account is five yuan.

"Or you Jiapigou are rich, and you are all gifted."

There were two familiar family guests who came to stroll around and looked at the ledger, and couldn't help feeling inspired.

That's right, five yuan is indeed a lot in the countryside of this era.

When the banquet started, this dish was quite tough, with fish and meat, and various fresh vegetables.

The fish is the river fish bought from the reservoir, which is very fresh.

The meat was kept during the Chinese New Year. It was placed in a large vat in the warehouse and kept in ice.

Of course, Zhang Ganzi didn't have this kind of calculation, it was left by the old party secretary for his nephew.

Liu Qingshan took a few pictures of the drinking scene at the seat, each with simple smiling faces, all sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding a small wine cup, which has a sense of age.

Zhang Ganzi led Wang Cuihua and toasted by the table. Seeing that Liu Qingshan was still busy there, he pressed him onto the table and shouted loudly:

"Qingshan, eat some pads first, your uncle can marry a wife, you are the best!"

After he finished speaking, he turned to face Wang Cuihua again: "Cuihua, don't you know, I used to be a lazy guy, I didn't eat the last meal, and the mice didn't even come."

Why don't you know, your kid is too lazy to be famous in the surrounding ten miles and eight villages.

Old Liu Zhishu, who was also sitting at this table, secretly replied for his niece.

Seeing her husband talking more and more, Wang Cuihua became more and more excited, and couldn't help grasping Zhang Pangzi's hand: "Pole, that's all in the past. I know that you can do it now, and you know how to hurt people, so I'll be satisfied."

When Zhang Ganzi heard this, he felt more and more excited, holding his daughter-in-law's hand, trembling a little.

Seeing Zhang Ganzi's eyes turning red, Liu Qingshan quickly persuaded him, "Uncle Pole, the days to come will definitely get better and better. Today is a happy day, everyone is still waiting for you to toast."

Yes, toast!

Zhang Ganzi wiped his eyes with his sleeves: "Qingshan, the person who should be respected the most is you. I'll give you a toast first. If you hadn't led the group, I wouldn't even talk about marrying a daughter-in-law, I wouldn't even have a mouse!"

This wine must be drunk. Liu Qingshan's alcohol capacity is not bad. After all, he has to drink half a bowl of medicinal wine every morning, and he has exercised it early.

It's just that he knows that alcohol is bad for his health, and he is still young, so he usually knows how to control himself.

But happy today, I must drink one.

He held the wine cup in both hands: "Uncle Pole, and Aunt Cuihua, I wish you a happy life and an early child!"

After he finished speaking, he let out a squeak, and then lit the bottom of the cup.

Zhang Ganzi was more than happy to hear about having a baby boy early, he immediately smiled, stretched out his palm, and patted Liu Qingshan on the shoulder:

"Qingshan, borrow your auspicious words, when I have a son, I must recognize you as a godfather, and I will definitely be as promising as you in the future!"

No, I haven't started a family yet, okay, let's take my son, isn't it appropriate?

Liu Qingshan's mind was a little confused, and he blinked twice:

"Uncle Pole, let me stroke it first. Your son recognizes me as his godfather, and I call you Uncle Pole. Isn't this a poor generation?"

The people at the wine table couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Zhang Ganzi scratched the back of his head: "Then recognize you as the eldest brother, and then teach your brother well."

Da Zhangluo, who was next to him, couldn't bear it anymore, and interjected: "Pole, let's not study this first, and then wait until you give birth to your son."

"Hehe, then I must work hard, anyway, it's an old-fashioned way of farming."

Zhang Ganzi was smiling, while Wang Cuihua, who was beside him, was blushing with shame, and couldn't help but secretly pinched Zhang Ganzi.

This time Zhang Pole was not so honest, he bared his teeth and made an exaggerated ouch, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

In such a happy atmosphere, when the banquet was over, Liu Qingshan and the others sent back their satisfied family members, which was considered a successful completion of the task.

In the evening, Er Biaozi came to Liu Qingshan and said that he was going to see the bridal chamber.

Liu Qingshan smiled: "Uncle Pole is in a hurry, let's not make trouble, ** is worth a thousand dollars for a moment."

Er Biaozi also smiled wickedly: "Then I won't go either. After all, I'm a generation older than us, and I can't let go."

It is estimated that most of the people in the village have this in mind, so at night they only went to a few people symbolically, and they left early when it was lively.

But this does not mean that everything is safe, because in this bridal chamber, there are not only the newlyweds, but also a little baby.

In the countryside, some adults are so idle that they like to tease children and make clichés from the mouth of the child.

When a child speaks the truth, sometimes he can ask something funny.

For example, ask: "Second son, did your father and your mother fight last night?"

The child is ignorant: "hit."

The adults will continue to ask: "Who won the battle?"

Those little kids who don't care will answer: "My father won, and my mother is riding down."

Such things can make adults happy for a long time.

So the next morning, when the girl who changed her name to Zhang Xiaoman went to school with the fourth and the others, she was questioned by several old and unscrupulous guys.

Zhang Dashuai asked first, "Xiaoman, have you gotten used to sleeping in a new place?"

This is an experienced old fritters, not in a hurry to ask the right question.

Xiaoman is a sincere child. He was a little tired from playing yesterday and slept soundly, so he nodded.

Then Dashuai Zhang started to talk: "I heard something about your house last night?"

Xiaoman blinked and thought for a while: "I slept in Beikang. When I was about to fall asleep, I seemed to hear that Nankang's father and mother lost something and were looking for something there."

There is a play!

Zhang Dashuai and others couldn't help but their eyes lit up: "How did you find it?"

Xiaoman thought again: "My father said I couldn't find it first, but my mother said I was stupid, and my father asked my mother to help me find it. I was sleepy and fell asleep, and I don't know if I found anything."

Ha ha ha ha, those guys held back their laughter and waved their hands to tell the kids to go to school.

When the children were gone, these guys laughed together.

Zhang Dashuai was even more happy to slap his thigh: "This guy is still bragging. He wants to kill seven in and seven out, but the result is good, he didn't even find the enemy camp, he just got lost!"

Just in time, Zhang Ganzi was wearing overalls and went to work on the pig farm in high spirits. He was caught by Marshal Zhang and asked solemnly, "Pole, I heard that you lost your way last night?"

It made Zhang Pangzi inexplicable: "What are you getting lost, in a place as big as our village, I don't even get lost with my eyes closed."

After he finished speaking, he went straight to the pig farm. After being nourished by love, Zhang Ganzi became more motivated.

Behind him, Dashuai Zhang and the others were giggling with laughter.

The story of getting lost soon spread in Jiapigou...