He is His Excellency Zhi Li

let's start! Parents vs parents

Nothing: Ann's Life Record

Take the lazy, replace this, rest tomorrow. My response to the comments will inevitably be invisible to some people, so I have responded to the following questions at once.

1.I am female

2. I rarely use communication tools, I rarely use QQ, the least favorite is to call, and I don't have Weibo. I feel that I share my mood or a certain dish, a certain scenery with many people on it. It's a bit difficult because I'm not interested in it.

3. I will not adapt the article again. I changed them to other people's names. I never thought about them. I wrote them for them.

4. I'm not a good teacher. I ca n’t even call a good writer. It ’s not that I do n’t want to communicate, but I do n’t know how to communicate ... I rarely read love and BL novels. I am more comic-oriented. So many people asked me how I wrote it and what experience I shared. I did n’t even think about the plot at all. I sat in front of the computer when I was quiet every night, and they came out while writing, so I often like you, tomorrow or I do n’t even know what the plot is next, but I always think that the text is a magical thing. Obviously nothing happens, but my feeling can be conveyed to you.

5. My world is the same as yours, and it is not so beautiful, so I will create a beautiful world. This is my original intention to start writing. It has not changed until now, and I believe it will not change in the future. Is it strict at the beginning or is it the current one? I wrote to satisfy myself, and I poured my likes on them. Because I have a bad personality, I do n’t care about a lot of things, and I have a lot of rules for love stories. I do n’t like the character or plot of a third person who takes too many chapters or the main character. I have to create what I want. I wrote love by hand in junior high school and high school, wrote many stories, wrote a lot of notebooks, and put them in drawers for myself. But now, since I wrote it out for the first time on the Internet, I found that my likeness can make you like it too, which is also a good thing.

6. I almost thought of it. I wish you a happy Chinese New Year. Many people complain to me that I am too foolish and don't know me at all. In fact, I really do not need to know. But I have compiled a small part of my past and present life as a gift for you:

Ann and parents:

1. Parents are two fairly naive and narcissistic people.

One day Mom was sitting on the sofa watching TV and started talking about her past: "You don't know how popular I was then, and my figure is good. A small handkerchief can tie my waist. Now those you know XX's father, XXX's father, chased me at the beginning, I didn't look down on them, and ended up blindly looking at your dad. I took your dad back to see my parents for the first time. Sigh, why would a person so marked find such an object. If your grandma liked him, there would still be you in this world? "

"Thank you for letting me know that I was born so dangerous".

After a few days, Ann conveyed this to Dad, and Dad made a very disdainful voice: "Whatever she is, I do n’t think anyone wants her to pity her. When I was young, those girls rushed to help me wash clothes every day. , Running after me every day, and I did n’t wash them, they wept. I chose them at random. If I take it seriously, it will be your mother's turn. "

Ann was silent, trying to ignore the two false and exaggerated pasts.

2,

"Dad, how much is mom's salary?" Ann asked

"I don't know. There is never a truth in her mouth." Dad said.

Twenty minutes later, the three people sat together, and Dad said to Ann, "Hurry downstairs and cut your hair, and you've covered the eyes in front, like a bear."

An turned to stare at Mom: "Mom, how much do you pay?"

Mom: "Few."

An: "Cheat, Dad says you don't have a truth in your mouth." An easily sold Dad. In fact, the truth that Dad told her was that she was cheated many times by her mother since she was a child, so that she no longer believes her mother. For example, when she was in middle school, she told An An that she owed a lot of debts. There is also usury, and tears are falling. Although this did not affect Ann too much, Tianan finally couldn't bear it, saying that he was particularly stressed about spending money, and his mother suddenly said easily in her mobile phone: "Haha, stupid, that is a lie to you . "An immediately hung up her phone, and those days she desperately spent money to vent her anger.

3.

["Help me pay attention and see if your dad is looking for a woman outside." Mom said.

"Even if he looks for a woman, he won't be in front of me." Ann said. 】

["Don't make curly hair, don't dress too mature, and maintain it often." Mom said.

"When did you care about my image?"

"Daughter looks old, and people would guess her mother is also old."

"........."]

[An sits on Dad ’s car, drives over a construction site, the ground is full of sand and dust, there is a motorcycle rider in front of An, Dad suddenly refuels, surpasses them at the fastest speed, and then a large, very high air rises in the air. Big sand dust, Dad glanced back at them: "Let you eat dust."

Ann stared at Dad, then was silent and pretended not to hear anything]

Ann and friends:

1. After Little C accompanied An to withdraw money several times, he was very puzzled and asked, "Why do you use your **** every time you enter your password?"

Ann pulled out the card from the cash machine: "Because I want to dry the cash machine every time I withdraw money."

"........."

2. In the KTV toilet, An Zheng unzipped the pants. The door was suddenly opened. Little C and Xiao X stood in front of An, turned around, took off the pants, exposed pink and yellow panties, and dug up their buttocks. Aim. Xiao Y said, "C said that her underwear looks better than mine, and I don't believe it. You come to judge, who is the best of us?"

Ann: "Get out of here!"

3. Little Z is a boy. At a certain time, everyone went out to ride a bike together and sat in the back seat of Little Z. The road was bumpy. Every time he turned up, Little Z made a scream.

"What the **** are you calling?" An in the back seat finally spoke.

"My bastard, my bastard, is about to explode."

"... ……."

4. April Fool's Day in high school, a superficial joke.

An Gang walked up the stairs. Little J (male) said, "Hey, your pants are unzipped."

Peace of mind and looked at J: "Then you come to help me pull up."

Little J blushed.

5. Little Y is an exaggerated girl. One day, An passed by. When she saw the seniors gathered and pointed, Anshun looked at it. Then she saw Xiao Y squatting in front of a flower and took a deep breath: " Ah ~~ Today ’s air is so fresh, and the flowers are also fragrant. ”The seniors sneered beside him, and Little Y turned his head to see An, An An turned his head, moved forward quickly, and Little Y came after him "Wait for me ~~ The beautiful girl in front."