Harry Potter and the Attack of the Squibs

"When it is the simplest dish and you cannot add too many seasonings to change the taste of the dish, but someone else makes it more delicious than you, then you should consider whether it is a grease problem."

The house elf's eyes seemed to be shining, and he looked at Lu Ke with admiration: "Grease?"

Lu Ke nodded: "Replace vegetable fat with animal fat. This is my secret. You can try it."

After speaking, Lu Ke started to eat.

After finishing his meal he returned to the Slytherin common room.

Although there was only one class today, Professor Binns from the History of Magic still assigned homework, and Lu Ke planned to finish it as soon as possible.

Because he will officially start work in the evening.

Lu Ke waited for a while, feeling that the time was almost up, but still nothing happened.

So he decided to go out and take a look, and as soon as he stepped out of the common room, an owl rushed towards him.

The messenger dropped a letter at Lu Ke and then flew away.

Lu Ke picked up the letter from the ground and opened it, and saw the flying handwriting: "Come to Filch's office on the first floor!"

The signature at the bottom is Severus Snape.

Lu Ke sighed helplessly, turned and walked upstairs.

In fact, if you think about it for a moment, you will know that if Lu Ke was in the hall on the first floor during dinner, then this letter could have been delivered to him. However, Lu Ke was in the kitchen at that time, and after coming out, he went directly back to Slytherin. common room.

As a result, the letter was late.

Lu Ke could only pray in his heart that he was not late, otherwise he would be too stupid, because it was nothing to be scolded by Snape for this reason. What Lu Ke was worried about was affecting Filch's opinion of him.

But it's too late to worry now.

Lu Ke ran all the way and rushed to Filch's office door out of breath.

Snape stood in front of the door and did not go in.

"You're late, Lu Ke."

Lu Ke nodded quickly: "I'm sorry, Professor Snape."

Pallas on his shoulder shouted as if in mockery.

Snape looked at the dark gray owl with a strange look, but said nothing.

Then suddenly, Filch's voice came from behind Lu Ke.

"Professor Snape!"

Lu Ke turned around quickly, and then he saw Filch following Mrs. Norris.

"Filch," Snape said with a dead face, "this is Luke, I think Dumbledore has told you."

Filch nodded: "Yes, Professor Snape."

Snape nodded: "From today on, Lu Ke will be your assistant."

Lu Ke nodded to Filch: "Hello, Mr. Filch."

Filch nodded awkwardly: "Hello..."

Mrs. Lorris was completely rude and was already meowing and rubbing Lu Ke's feet.

Lu Ke smiled and took out a handful of dried fish from his pocket.

Snape nodded: "Since you already know each other, then so be it."

After saying that, he glanced at Lu Ke, turned around and left.

Seeing Snape's black robes swaying like bat wings disappearing around the corner of the corridor, Lu Ke couldn't help but think of a man with a bat in his name.

Then he squatted down and handed the dried fish to the skinny old cat.

Mrs. Norris ate happily, and Filch looked embarrassed.

That expression is probably called facing a minotaur.

Thinking like this, Lu Ke felt that he seemed a bit too cruel, after all, he already had Pallas.

So he raised his head and smiled at Filch: "What do you need from me, Mr. Filch?"

Filch looked up confused.

As a model employee of Hogwarts, Filch is passionate about his work. Basically everything he does is out of interest. If he really wants to give Lu Ke something to do, Filch is simply reluctant to give it up.

Lu Ke was stunned for a moment. He could understand Filch's expression. He loved his work so much that he didn't want to share it at all.

But Lu Ke finally grabbed this opportunity from Dumbledore, how could he give up at this time.

"I think Mrs. Lorris needs some rest."

Filch was stunned for a moment, looking at the old cat in disbelief.

At this time, Mrs. Norris was obsessed with dried fish without even raising her head.

Filch hesitated for a moment, then nodded to Lu Ke: "Come in."

With that said, he opened his office and walked in.

Lu Ke followed and walked in.

This is a very narrow place, it looks like a filing room, at least half of the area is occupied by filing cabinets.

Filch stepped aside and awkwardly asked Lu Ke to sit down.

Lu Ke looked around. There was only one chair in this office.

He smiled helplessly: "It doesn't matter."

Filch nodded awkwardly, then fell silent.

But Lu Ke didn't feel embarrassed at all. He still had small dried fish in his hand and had a great time teasing the cat.

"You said Mrs. Norris needs to rest..."

In the end, Filch, who still cared about his companions, couldn't help but speak first.

Lu Ke nodded: "Cats are nocturnal animals. Of course, their schedules are actually very irregular. In short, patrolling all day long is not good for the body."

This was just a common guess. Lu Ke didn't know if Mrs. Loris had been enchanted or not. Anyway, Filch looked like he didn't feel tired at all.

However, looking at Mrs. Lorris's appearance of being thin and dry, with very dry hair, it seems that she is not in good health.

And if you are so addicted to dried fish, you must not eat well at ordinary times.

Filch hesitated for a moment, then finally made up his mind: "Then can you help take care of Mrs. Lorris while I'm out on patrol?"

Filch had a complicated expression on his face, as if he had personally chosen to be bullied by the Minotaur for the sake of his lover: "There are some things I got from students in my office. You can use them as reward if you want." …”

Lu Ke stood up with a surprised look on his face: "My reward will be handed over to me by Professor Dumbledore. Don't worry, I will take good care of Mrs. Norris."

Filch forced a smile, glanced at Mrs. Lorris who was eating dried fish without raising her head, and then strode out of the room.

"I went on patrol."

Mrs. Lorris didn't even raise her head until the office door was closed.

Lu Ke looked at the closed door and tried not to laugh.

In fact, it was not that Filch was not good enough to Mrs. Norris. You could tell just by hearing the name, and Lu Ke could clearly smell that the office was filled with the smell of grilled fish.

It's a pity that he has enough intention but not enough ability. It is obvious that Filch's grilled fish is not as delicious as the dried fish made by Lu Ke himself.

And Filch doesn't bathe.

Lu Ke thought for a while and decided to take the old cat to take a bath.

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