"What is this." Li Hanshan asked, he looked at Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao, his face had lost expression, like a fuzzy lump of dough. He repeated his question again, "What is this."

    Zhou Ruyao licked his mouth, "It's hard for me to explain to you."

    Gu Zhixing also licked his mouth, his expression very sincere, "I don't understand, but it can be ruled out that this is a foreign language."

    Li Hanshan: "Do you think I can't tell it's Chinese?"

    Gu Zhixing said: "Then you don't understand?"

    And Zhou Ruyao has honestly pulled out his mobile phone, "What can't rely on technology? Let me do a search."

    A few minutes later, Zhou Ruyao said, "I found a translator."

    Gu Zhixing leaned over to take a look and read: "The translation means that I went to drink milk tea today and met you and us, but she didn't make up today and felt very speechless, but it was autumn. First date—"

    "Stop." Li Hanshan stretched out his hand to stop her from continuing to speak, "I still understand these things."

    Zhou Ruyao snorted and became angry, "You understand and ask here?"

    Gu Zhixing also shook his head, looked at Zhou Ruyao and said, "This person can't be dealt with."

    Li Hanshan took a deep breath and retrieved his brain and the expression on his face in time, he said, "I mean, what are these messy tone particles."

    Gu Zhixing: "What mood particle?"

    Zhou Ruyao: "Which particle particles?"

    Li Hanshan: "Just those uh... and so on."

    Gu Zhixing: "I don't understand, you have to make it clear."

    Zhou Ruyao: "Say it, how will we know what you say if you don't say it."

    Li Hanshan: "No, there are letters and symbols that are repeated in the circle of friends..."

    Gu Zhixing: "Say it."

    Zhou Ruyao: "Brother, be bold and read what it is."

    Li Hanshan: "...Mi hotel, Jimei, yyds and the like—"

    Zhou Ruyao: "Pfft—"

    He clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and kept a smile. He struggled to remember from his memories. When he looked up, he saw Zhou Ruyao and Gu Zhixing with their duck mouths and cheeks bulging and blushing.

    Zhou Ruyao's mouth opened a series of loud laughter, he shook his body with laughter, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha heh heh heh heh heh heh heh, did you hear him?" "

    Gu Zhixing's cheeks became more and more bulging, tears came from the corners of his eyes, he swallowed a series of laughter in his throat, and then gave him a thumbs up.

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    You two bastards.

    Li Hanshan collapsed a little, "Don't **** laugh!"

    Zhou Ruyao laughed even more wildly, pointed at Li Hanshan and looked at Gu Zhixing, "Axing, he is angry! The ultimate rational person is angry!"

    "No way, why are you angry?" Gu Zhixing pretended to be dazed, scratching his head pretentiously, "What's wrong with being angry, everyone is good brothers, right?"

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He thought that these two people whose combined mental age was not twenty had made fun of him like this, and at this moment, he began to feel what a failure his life was.

    Li Hanshan silently turned around and left the milk tea shop.

    It has entered the season of late autumn, the wind is very cold, but it must not be as cold as his heart.

    Li Hanshan thought.

    If he interacts with these two people again, it will be hard for him not to become the crazy legal coffee in the novel.

    Li Hanshan took two steps and heard the sound of hurried footsteps, placing a hand on both shoulders.

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    Zhou Ruyao came over from the left, "Wow, why did you just leave, really, won't you really be angry?"

    Gu Zhixing immediately leaned over from the right again, "Brother, listen to me, I have come up with a good way, this way is really good."

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He didn't bother to pay attention and continued walking.

    Zhou Ruyao pulled Li Hanshan's body and gestured towards Gu Zhixing, "Please listen."

    Gu Zhixing cleared his throat, "Now, let me just say a few words."

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He stopped, reached out and rubbed his head, "Okay, let's talk."

    Gu Zhixing stretched out his hand towards Zhou Ruyao, Zhou Ruyao immediately understood and took out a thermos cup from his bag. She took the water cup, unscrewed the lid, took a breath, and snorted, "cough, blah, blah, hey, hey, hey? Can you hear me?"

    Li Hanshan: "...Say."

    Gu Zhixing hissed and cleared his throat again, and said, "About this matter, ah, it's about doing justice to the right, cough cough. Ah, this, I There's one thing to say, yes, it's an explanation."

    Zhou Ruyao applauded warmly, "Well said!"

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He turned and left.

    Why does he have to waste time with two people!

    Li Hanshan took two steps and heard Gu Zhixing shouting from behind: "What are you in a hurry for, just because she likes you to act bravely, it means that she thinks you are a good person! Just try to be one! Rotten people." He stopped and turned to look at them, "Don't make things so simple, since you really think this idea is feasible, why don't you tell me how you define a rotten person or how to play this person? Assume?"

    Zhou Ruyao: "We define a bad person as Li Hanshan."

    Gu Zhixing: "So it's good for you to act in your true colors."

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He's had enough.

    Li Hanshan left angrily

    At eight o'clock in the evening, the sky had already fallen into complete darkness.

    Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao sat in front of the display screen, their bodies were turned upside down, and the sound of the game sounded throughout the apartment. Calling Zhou Ruyao, he shouted, "Li Hanshan, what time is it?"

    Li Hanshan, who was sitting on the sofa, looked at his watch irritably and said, "Eight o'clock."

    After he finished speaking, he said, "Can you guys stop playing, it's giving me a headache."

    "Okay I got it."

    Gu Zhixing's perfunctory voice sounded.

    Li Hanshan became even more irritable, "Isn't there a quiet place in your house?"

    Gu Zhixing said, "My room is very big, do you want to take a look?"

    Zhou Ruyao interjected: "Brother, don't!"

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    After a few minutes, the two of them seemed to be tired after a round, and they put down their handles.

    Gu Zhixing got up and stretched, "There are still three or four hours before twelve o'clock, are you really going to wait here?"

    "We must now find out if this branch is the only one she is possessed by." Li Hanshan looked at the glass cabinet wrapped in black cloth not far away, and said: "If we can be sure If so, we can send it directly to Lu Mengmeng while keeping the branch intact and let her solve it by herself."

    Zhou Ruyao drank water and yawned, "I'm so sleepy, Xing, let's go to sleep."

    Li Hanshan: "It's only eight o'clock, I don't know when your work and rest are so regular."

    Gu Zhixing snorted, "No, we usually sleep until the early morning and get up to play games."

    Li Hanshan: "...what's your work and rest schedule, what about in the morning?"

    "Then why do I sleep as soon as I go to class." Gu Zhixing was very righteous, and added: "As for Ru Yao, he is different, he is not sleepy, he has been sleeping less."

    Li Hanshan thought for a while and looked at Zhou Ruyao, "How many hours do you usually sleep?"

    "Me? Usually six hours is enough for me, five hours is fine." Zhou Ruyao touched his chin, and after a long time, he showed a sincere and aggrieved expression, "It's really impossible. , four hours."

    Li Hanshan was shocked, "Aren't you going to die suddenly?"

    "It's okay, I just can't sleep."

    Zhou Ruyao said.

    Gu Zhixing added: "Ru Yao has slept very little since he had dreams about novels. It feels like the dream has affected him."

    "That makes sense."

    Zhou Ruyao yawned again.

    He rubbed his eyes, and simply lay down on the sofa and spread his hands and feet, "I'm going to sleep now, Axing, please call me."

    Gu Zhixing nodded and pulled out this comic from under the TV cabinet.

    At this point, the whole apartment was finally quiet, and Li Hanshan was finally able to read a book in peace. But unfortunately, he turned a few pages and was a little sleepy because of lack of sleep today. He squinted his eyes and tried to cheer up and continue to read, but he became more and more sleepy.

    Li Hanshan sighed, put down the book, and looked at Gu Zhixing, "I'm a little sleepy, let me squint, you—"

    "Go to sleep, I will call you." Gu Zhixing didn't look back, continued to read the comic, and said, "If you are not sleeping well, just lie down like Ru Yao, I don't mind."

    Li Hanshan had closed his eyes, answered vaguely, and fell asleep after a while. In a trance, he heard the footsteps going up and down the stairs. After a while, the footsteps stopped not far away, and then walked towards him.

    The soft touch of the blanket covered her.

    Li Hanshan completely lost consciousness.

    I don't know how much time has passed, his mind is still dizzy, and there is a conversation in his ear.

    "Axing, why didn't you cover me with the bear's blanket, why did you give it to Li Hanshan! I hate you!"

    "You started again, right? I won't return it to you next time."

    "I knew it! I knew you would!"

    "Is it almost time? I see movement in the box."

    "Wait a minute, let's cover up."

    "Okay, let's take a look."

    Twigs?

    Li Hanshan wanted to open his eyes when he heard the key words, but his exhaustion made his body unable to support such behavior. His mind became more and more drowsy, and the drowsiness made it difficult for him to wake up mentally.

    Sleep a while longer, he thought.

    Li Hanshan thought so, the conversation in his ears continued.

    "Ru Yao, to be honest, I still think this is my favorite twig after watching it for a long time."

    "Don't say it, I also think it moves so slim and slender."

    "It can't see us now anyway, let's play with it."

    "I think it's okay, I'm going!"

    Not long after, a crackling sound suddenly sounded in the apartment, the harsh movement made Li Hanshan's dizzy mind clear up, just at this moment he felt that someone was trying to shake his arm, "Li Hanshan, Wake up!"

    Li Hanshan's reason was finally recharged, and his spirit was restrained. He opened his eyes in a trance, "What's the matter? Time is up?"

    He leaned on the sofa and got up, only to see the living room in a mess, with boxes and black cloth lying on the ground. Gu Zhixing stood in front of him with his head and face covered, a little anxious in his eyes.

    Li Hanshan's dark eyes are hazy, a little dazed, and his voice is a little hoarse, "Where is the branch? Where is Zhou Ruyao? Why is it so messy?"

    Gu Zhixing seemed a little hesitant, "Just now the branch moved, Zhou Ruyao touched the branch."

    Li Hanshan rubbed his eyes and cleared his throat, "Well, then what?"

    Gu Zhixing: "The branch seems to be angry."

    Li Hanshan: "...So?"

    Gu Zhixing: "So he is fighting with the branches now."

    Li Hanshan: "Hmm-hmm???"

    He was shocked when he saw Zhou Ruyao jumping out of the kitchen and throwing a fist at the branch. The branch nimbly dodged, then hit Zhou Ruyao's head straight, and the next second was blocked by Zhou Ruyao's grid. One person and one branch, you come and go like this, walking around while hitting, and then the figure disappeared in the

    Li Hanshan: "...???"

    What the **** is this? ? ? ?

    Li Hanshan pressed the bridge of his nose and calmed down for two seconds, "Wait for me to think of a solution."

    Just as he finished speaking, he listened to Gu Zhixing again: "By the way, your phone has just vibrated many times, as if there was news or a call."

    "I see." Li Hanshan took out his phone tiredly and looked down, "Meng Jiaojiao's information, why are you looking for me."

    He said, and opened the lock screen, only to see a series of messages.

      ]

    

    [Disney cooks on the run: why don't you call me back]

     

    [Disney cooks on the run: Let's make some fairy milk tea tomorrow 778]

    [Disney cooks on the run: Huhuhu, I have reserved a place]

    [The Disney cook on the run sent a circle of friends and mentioned you]

    [Fugitive Disney Cookers: Today's Chat Fragments Hi Hi Hi 【Avocado, milk tea has half price for the second cup, Jue Zi 【painting your nails】, all defaults are heart photos in the eyes of this princess Unspoken affirmation [crown] A little secret, I am the moon, but I fell, so I broke [star] The brilliant galaxy is a broken moon [star]]

    Gu Zhixing, who was on the sidelines, said "tsk tsk tsk", "Is Meng Jiaojiao asking you for a date or a forced consumption?"

    Li Hanshan collapsed.

    At this time, Zhou Ruyao, who was still fighting with the branches, passed by the two of them, and said: "Li Hanshan is going on a date tomorrow?

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    Li Hanshan collapsed.

     At nine o'clock in the morning, the sun was just right, and the black car was silent.

    Li Hanshan supported his face to make up for sleep, while Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao also fell asleep.

    The three struggled like this again last night until a few hours in the morning before subduing the twigs, and they discussed for a long time how to deal with today's date with Meng Jiaojiao, and they were busy after a few hours of sleep. Set off. Under such high-intensity physical and mental exhaustion, the three people's weekends were actually more tiring than usual classes.

    Although the driver wondered what they looked like now, he didn't say anything and woke them up after arriving at the place.

    Gu Zhixing woke up first, shook his head and pushed the two people around him, "Here, wake up."

    Zhou Ruyao opened his eyes first and stretched his waist.

    Li Hanshan also opened his eyes in confusion, and sighed for the first time when he woke up.

    The faces of the three of them were full of sadness, and they were burdened with sadness that did not match their age.

    Gu Zhixing opened the car door, and the three got out of the car one after another.

    It was exactly nine thirty, and the appointment time between Li Hanshan and Meng Jiaojiao was ten o'clock, half an hour earlier.

    The three of them arrived at the reserved location, but found that Meng Jiaojiao was already sitting and was doing makeup.

    Seeing them, Meng Jiaojiao's eyes widened and she immediately put away her vanity mirror. Afterwards, she looked at Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao with some embarrassment, and said to Li Hanshan, "You came with your friends? Haha, I thought you came alone?"

    Li Hanshan calmly said, "Can't I bring it? I thought it was a party together."

    This was the first response they discussed, directly turning the date into a party.

    Meng Jiaojiao was really embarrassed to point out something, she just said, "It's okay, just come out and play, it's okay if there are many people."

    She said, then stood up and greeted them: "What are you standing for, sit, let's go to the amusement park after drinking milk tea? There are a lot of fun and novelty in the newly opened amusement park nearby. The project! I think the score given by the review network is very high!"

    The three sat down and ordered some desserts and drinks.

    Li Hanshan ate something casually, and heard Zhou Ruyao teasing himself: "Li Hanshan, you can do it, you are a beautiful sister again? What a big face."

    This is the second step of the plan, creating a bad image.

    Meng Jiaojiao was tricked again and asked, "What is another one? Are there any other beautiful sisters?"

    She said, but her eyes turned to Li Hanshan.

    Li Hanshan took a sip of coffee, the corners of his mouth twitched, looking a little careless, "Don't talk nonsense."

    "Do not talk nonsense." Zhou Ruyao was quite dissatisfied, and said with a smile: "Don't look at him with a gentleman and gentleman, but he can attract girls to like it. of."

    Gu Zhixing also catered: "The situation is true."

& nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; "Hahahahahahahahahaha, don't be unhappy." Meng Jiaojiao laughed and made a piece of dessert with a fork, but he was unwilling to look at Li Hanshan, "You won't know if you won't. Is he really such a person?"

    Li Hanshan still smiled, but did not answer, just said: "Hurry up and eat."

    Gu Zhixing held his face, his black eyes were indifferent, but the corner of his mouth slanted an interesting smile, "Do you have a boyfriend? If not, what do you think of me?"

      "

    This is the third step, creating two friends, making her feel that the three of them are the same.

    At present, it seems that these three-step plans are very effective, because Meng Jiaojiao has pursed her lips and did not speak, she just lowered her head and ate the cake.

    Li Hanshan looked at Meng Jiaojiao's state and guessed that it would not be long before she would find an excuse to get away.

    But unexpectedly, Meng Jiaojiao did not.

    After eating dessert, the four fell into a brief silence. The three of them never waited for her to decline, and they couldn't help but feel a little strange.

    Gu Zhixing got up and winked at the two of them, "I'm going out for a cigarette."

    Zhou Ruyao and Li Hanshan also found their own reasons to follow.

    Outside the door.

    Gu Zhixing: "Could it be that she really wants to be with us?"

    Zhou Ruyao: "Usually at this level, the other party will leave immediately, right?"

    Li Hanshan: "I didn't want to understand."

    Gu Zhixing: "What should I do now? Forget it, I'll check."

    Gu Zhixing said, lowered his head, picked up the phone, and started searching. Li Hanshan, who was standing on the side, glanced at it and saw the content in the search box at a glance: how to make people fall in love.

    Li Hanshan: “…”

      "

    Li Hanshan is almost used to being called a rotten person, but said: "She seems to be very uninterested, and she also seems very silent. I don't think this is the same kind of performance."

    "I found something very useful." Gu Zhixing took the mobile phone and began to recite: "The most annoying thing is greasy, such as lowering the voice every now and then to make a bubble sound, and shouting a few words from time to time. Baby, when you come up, pretend to be your boyfriend and tell the girl's behavior and makeup."

    Zhou Ruyao: "I thought about what Li Hanshan did, and today I want him to disappear."

    Gu Zhixing: "Li Hanshan, you are so greasy."

    Li Hanshan: "...Oh."

    Gu Zhixing put down his phone and patted his shoulder, "Go, call baby to go."

    Li Hanshan refused: "No, I can't do it."

      "

    Li Hanshan: "...No."

    He subconsciously took two steps back, remembering what Gu Zhixing was thinking, and felt that oil was seeping in his brain.

     But no matter how he resisted and refused, he was still ruthlessly pushed into the store in the end.

    Li Hanshan looked up, only to see Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao cheering him up, and despair appeared in his heart.

    He doesn't understand why he keeps getting caught up in this weird role play.

    Li Hanshan clenched his fists, forcing himself not to look embarrassed, cleared his throat and walked over indifferently.

    Seeing him coming, Meng Jiaojiao put down her phone immediately and said, "Why haven't they come in yet?"

    "They have—" Li Hanshan said halfway, pressing his back molars against the side of his tongue, lowered his voice, and chuckled: "They want to give us a chance to be alone."

    Meng Jiaojiao bit her mouth, "Haha" twice, "What nonsense."

    Li Hanshan cleared his throat again, his black eyes were three parts playful, four parts smiling, three parts indifference, approached her, and stopped at an ambiguous distance. He raised his chin slightly, with a smile on his lips, eight parts sneering, two parts cool, one part gentle, one part teasing, and a hoarse voice: "Don't you just want this?"

      , temporarily changed his mouth, "Including now, don't you want to seduce me? It's too tender, kid."

    Li Hanshan was about to continue to be greasy, but suddenly heard the phone vibrate.

    He took out his mobile phone and saw that the discussion group exploded.

    [Crash and sell (3)]

    Porridge Porridge Porridge: Don’t, don’t, don’t continue! !

    If it works, it will work or not: @Hanshan stop stop stop stop! Big problem!

    Porridge Porridge Porridge: A Xing friend sent a screenshot!

    Porridge Porridge: Run! !

    It’s okay to count the ball: [Screenshot]

    Li Hanshan clicked on the screenshot, and saw that it was Meng Jiaojiao's circle of friends, and it was published five minutes ago.

      The rain won't keep falling, I thought my head would be [tears] This is not my happy planet [heartbroken] srds, this princess is like a cow and horse who is seriously ill, the sea king wins bamboo shoots, but I'm good to go [grievance] I rushed, eh! I don't mind, I'm just playing [bow tie]]

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    He moved away silently, put away his mobile phone silently, and silently began to implement a planned crash. In the plan, orderly and restrained and limited collapse.

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