Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

"Who said I wasn't in a hurry?"

Uchiha Mai stopped and said slowly, and after the ink was dry, she picked up the paper on the table and spread it out: "Look!

This is how I prepared for the Hokage campaign. "

What is it, is it a meticulous plan?

Tsunade approached curiously, and after two glances, he realized that it was the lyrics and music score of a song, and the name of the song seemed to be called "Blue Bird".

"What is this?" Tsunade asked.

Uchiha Mai explained: "This is the embodiment of my will to fire, and it is also the biggest guarantee for me to run for Hokage and continue to gain popularity in the entire ninja world.

In order to run for Naruto, I decided to become an idol! "

"How's that?"

Tsunade feels that Uchiha Mai's head is flooded. Other people's elections for Hokage are all about running relationships and road shows. How many songs do you sing?

Uchiha Mai went on to explain: "For a long time, members of the Uchiha clan have served in the Konoha Security Department, which is a thankless department.

And because the Uchiha clan is too mysterious and the clansmen are too cold to have any affinity, it seems to be on the opposite side of the Konoha people.

Although it has improved in recent years, the inherent impression of Konoha people on Uchiha is not so easy, and it can be reversed only by subtle changes.

This not-so-excellent image is obviously not conducive to my campaign for Hokage.

At least compared to Minato-sensei, who is friendly to others and is called Little Sun, my image is dragged down by the surname Uchiha and is at a disadvantage.

If you want to turn things around, you have to take powerful medicine and punch!

So, I decided to debut as an idol. Of course, it's not just me, but the Uchiha family too.

When I debuted as a male solo singer, I would also select twelve men between the ages of 14 and 18 in my family to form a group called [Boyhood].

A total of 60 concerts have been held in the whole Ninja world through a two-pronged approach.

For these 60 concerts, I have made full preparations in the past six months and wrote about 60 songs with lively and energetic melodies and positive lyrics.

I believe that when the tour is over, the image of the Uchiha family will definitely be reversed, and my reputation in the entire ninja world is unmatched. "

A talk show actor who understands Wang Cricket can become the great leader of America, and a driver and a comedian can also become the great leader of the European womb.

Then I, Uchiha Mai, can also become Naruto by virtue of my identity as a singer and ninja!

Uchiha Mai is confident.

"Will it be too embarrassing?" Tsunade complained while holding his forehead.

"Is it already a shameful profession to be an artist, or do you look down on us who are engaged in art?"

Uchiha Mai asked rhetorically.

"That's not true." Tsunade shook his head, pondered and found some mystery, even if it was "shame", it was just right to lose.

It's time to run for Hokage, and the image of being close to the people and down-to-earth is always better than the mysterious image.

"calm down."

Uchiha Mai stopped Tsunade's shoulder and said with relief: "The entire ninja world has just experienced a protracted war, and there are still small-scale exchanges of fire in very few areas.

The people in the entire ninja world who have been devastated by war need something to soothe their spiritual pain and let them forget the pain.

My full ninja tour will be a great success. "

In addition to reversing the image and accumulating prestige for the Naruto campaign, the biggest use of this full ninja tour is to brush the fashion value.

The war is basically over, and Uchiha Mai can no longer get a lot of fashion value by killing people in the short term. But the 20,000 points required for the two-star and half prize pool, Uchiha Dance has only accumulated more than half of it so far.

One person captured Wuyin Village and hacked three generations of Me Fengying to death, adding up to 10,000 fashion points, which was far from satisfactory.

The war is over, and the speed of acquiring fashion value has slowed down. If you want to obtain a large amount of fashion value, you must think of some partial methods.

The whole ninja world tour is a good way.

Although I always scolded "players" in my previous life, I have to admit that the profession of "players" is naturally more likely to attract attention.

Even in the ninja world, for example, Fenghua Xiaoxue in the future.

If this wave is done well, perhaps the harvest will not be less than the capture of a Ninja village.

Running for the fourth generation of Hokage is one of Uchiha Mai's goals. But in the first place, it is always fashion value, fashion value is the foundation of Uchiha Mai's career in the ninja world.

Uchiha Mai has made up his mind, and Tsunade is persuaded.

A few days later, on the night of Konoha Village, Mai Uchiha, the No. 1 male ninja boy, and the No. 1 male group in the ninja world [Boyhood] made their debut with vigour and vigour.

It is worth mentioning that Obito was caught by Uchiha Mai as a strong man, and he was stuffed into [Boyhood] to become the captain and the singer.

I believe that there will be many girls who are willing to give birth to monkeys for Obito after the concert in the whole Ninja world is over. In order to make Obito more confident and lose his dog-licking nature, Uchiha Mai is also well-intentioned.

In the village night, Uchiha Mai sang the song "Blue Bird", and the shot was Wang Zhan, and the song sung by [Boyhood] was the theme song "Take Me Higher" by Ultraman Tiga.

It won the applause of the whole house, and the applause of Sarutobi Hizan!

Well, the singing is very good. Although there are no words or sentences related to the Will of Fire in the lyrics, there is an inexplicable feeling that these two songs are very compatible with the Will of Fire.

Especially the song "Blue Bird" is simply the perfect embodiment of the will of fire!

Uchiha dance is also well-intentioned in order to be fashionable. The 60 songs are basically the theme songs of Blood Man, Ultraman and Kamen Rider.

Just highlight a blood, highlight a positive.

Of course, the more important reason is that these songs are originally in Japanese, so there is no need to translate Chinese to Japanese, which can save a lot of effort.

At the end of the song, Uchiha Mai held the microphone with her left hand and pointed her right hand to the stage, and announced another news that shocked Konoha.

"Thank you so much for liking my songs.

Next, I have one more thing to tell you, in order to soothe the pain in everyone's heart, in order to bring a [smile] to the ninja world, I wrote a whole 60 songs!

In the next six months, I will be touring the whole ninja world, holding Not one, not two, not three, not four…

But 32 concerts! The [Boyhood] group launched by our family also had 28 concerts, totaling 60 concerts.

At least 20 songs will be sung in each concert.

Konoha! This is for you!

The most recent concert is in four days, the concert venue is Konoha Arena, and the ticket location is…”

In just a few sentences, Uchiha Dance also connoted James, Yang Kun, and Girls' Generation, and it was just a wave of fashion values.

These few declarations completely ignited the enthusiasm of the Konoha people.

After the end of the village evening, they flocked to the ticketing location. There will be a total of 10,000 tickets, with 2,000 yen for the front row, 1,500 yen for the middle row, and 1,000 yen for the back row.

Some ninjas who were delayed by some unexpected situation had to spend twice or even three times their salary to buy tickets from other people at a high price.

Half an hour before the opening ceremony, the tickets for the front row were even fired to 10,000 yen, and even so, it was still hard to get a ticket.

After deducting the venue fees and maintenance fees that need to be paid to Konoha, he can still earn nearly 10 million yen, which is much more than being a ninja.

Tsunade, who has been fishing at home, saw a business opportunity and found Mai Uchiha, hoping to get a fixed share of tickets from him in the future and become an official scalper.

It is impossible to give out a mission, and only by reselling concert tickets can you barely live.

Tsunade's unreasonable request was sternly rejected by Uchiha Mai. If you are short of money, you can ask me for it, but if you want to be an official scalper, there is no need to discuss it.

My fans and fans are all my family, and I, Uchiha Mai, are not some unscrupulous anchor who harms "family".

Besides, you, the official scalper, made all the money, and the people who paid high prices for my concert tickets couldn’t help but feel uncomfortable. How could I go the mass line?

Not only can we not engage in official scalpers, but we must also crack down on such behaviors as scalpers!

Why to maintain order, Uchiha Mai specially transferred a few people from the family to serve as conductors, announcing that each person is limited to 3 tickets.

And severely crack down on the behavior of scalpers. Some scalper ninjas who use the transformation technique to buy tickets repeatedly will be invisible under the eyes of the Uchiha family!

Of course, it's fine for ordinary people to sell their three tickets, as long as scalpers don't hold a lot of concert tickets.

After Konoha's 6 concerts, Uchiha Mai and [Boyhood] immediately turned to the country of fire and started a tour of the whole ninja world.

Because several games have been held in Konoha, the influence has radiated to the surrounding areas, so the box office of each of the next few games will be around 5,000 or 6,000.

Then, step by step, we will advance to the capital of the country of fire, with stability and improvement.

Of the 60 concerts, 50 were in the land of fire and water, 2 were in Sandyin Village, and 2 were in the capital of the land of wind.

There are three each on the border of the land of the land and the border of the land of thunder. This is the tour of the whole ninja world.

It is similar to the concerts of some stars in the previous life. There are 30 domestic tours known as national tours. When I go to Singapore to set up a small venue with a few hundred people, that is an all-Asia tour.

Then go to Europe and the United States to hold two small venues with hundreds of people, and the whole of Asia will become a global tour, which sounds a bit higher.

For a time, the ninja world was shaken, and Uchiha Mai's tour of the whole ninja world set off a musical frenzy in the ninja world, and the major ninja villages responded differently.

Among them, Yunyin Village responded the most.

A certain eight-tailed man in Yunyin Village, Zhuli, anonymously suggested to Raikage that, as the saying goes, Yunyin Village is full of martial virtues but chooses to win culturally.

Konoha has it, we must have it too!

I, Chirabi, would like to take the lead and hold a few concerts in the village first, then tour the whole country, and then tour the whole ninja world.

Kirabi's petition was approved by Raikage III.

This kind of thing is just like the Ugly Soviet Cold War. When the two big forces clash, they really have to fight in every aspect, and they won't stop until they lose their wealth.

In order to fight against Konoha, Chirabi's first concert was also held in Yunyin Village with vigor and vitality. The audience totaled 15,000, which was 1.5 times that of Uchiha Mai Konoha's concert!

WIN!

Don't do it because of evil, don't think of winning as small as it is, we Yunyin Village really won the weed.

It is a pity that only one of the 15,000 spectators was left 10 minutes after the concert opened.

Sitting dejectedly on the high platform, Kirabi stared at the messy Yunyin Square and Prince Ai, who was tied to the auditorium and still struggling, and fell into contemplation.

Why?

In terms of singing skills, number of fans, body size, looks, and talent in composition, his Uchiha dance is not as good as mine.

Why can his paid concerts be full, and my rap concert, after the opening, there is only one audience left, and my concert is still free.

ah~

This is probably the pain of being underappreciated. In this vulgar world, only my eldest brother can appreciate my art.

In the next moment, Prince Ai broke free from the shackles of the eight-tailed tentacles, clenched his fists tightly and blasted out, hammering Kirabi from the east end of the village to the west end of the village.

"Stinky boy, are you trying to kill me, my father shouldn't agree to your request for a concert!"

Kirabi burst into tears, and the last bosom friend was gone.

In any case, Yunyin Village "successfully" held a large-scale concert with 15,000 people, win!

A few months later, Uchiha Mai and the [Boyhood] tour of the whole ninja world finally announced the end, and the harvest was very fruitful.

The image of the Uchiha family has been reversed. In addition to the giants of the ninja world and the thousand-year-old ninja family, there is another label: the literary family.

Obito has also successfully gained many female fans.

Strictly speaking, Obito is not ugly, and even a little handsome. Even passers-by in this world of Hokage will not be too bad.

With good looks and works, Obito has become a new idol in the ninja world, and there are many more fans, face fans, and mother fans.

The fly in the ointment is that he is already a successful person and has not lost his dog-licking nature.

After returning to Konoha, he ran to Nohara Rin's house as soon as possible, bragging about his experience in the past few months, and licked Nohara Rin again by the way.

The appearance of the slave-faced servant's knee is breathtaking.

Nohara Rin's attitude towards Obito has improved, but Uchiha Mai, a bystander Qing, believes that the reason for Nohara Rin's improved attitude is not because Obito has become better, but because Kakashi has started a blind date.

I would rather have a blind date than choose me. It seems that Kakashi really doesn't like me. That's all, it's better for Obito, the licking dog.

"Does he look like a dog to you?"

Uchiha Mai sat on the Hokage Rock and pointed to Obito to ask Tsunade beside him.

Seeing Obito who kept chasing, courting Nohara Rin, playing tricks, pretending to be ugly and trampling on his dignity, Tsunade nodded.

"Like, too similar."

In addition to being like a dog, there is also a little bit like Jiraiya.

In a trance, Tsunade understood a truth: licking a dog will not be valued by others, and if you spoil yourself to please others, you will only get contempt from others, and things that are too easy to get will not be cherished.

"Ugh."

Uchiha Mai sighed, really helpless to Obito, the licking dog. It's not that the brothers don't help you, it's that you don't live up to your expectations.

Or forget about the soil and take stock of your gains.