Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

"Heh, what a glib."

Tsunade's expression is a little disgusting. You, Uchiha Mai, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, has such a hobby, but in fact he is secretly delighted.

Where is beauty not beauty? We can make the first handsome boy in Konoha unable to take his eyes away with a pair of legs, which proves that our beauty has no flaws.

Uchiha Mai is also very wronged, he is not leg control, foot control, he is just a simple sp.

Do you think he didn't want to praise Tsunade's true excellence? He wanted to. It's not that you don't want to, it's that you can't. There is no way, the wind is tight, and some words can be said by paper media writers, but Uchiha Mai can't.

After a while, the day just passed.

The next day, every family in Konoha put on lanterns and festoons to congratulate the New Year. The smoke of the war seemed to be washed away, and everyone greeted each other with a smile, ready to welcome the new year.

At noon, Uchiha Mai, Tsunade and his party rushed to Hokage Rock Plaza, and while setting up the stage, they started the final preparations before the festival.

Today in previous years, Master Men would always use the Flying Thunder God technique to return to Konoha, preside over the related work of the festival, and make a cameo role as the emcee and host.

This year, the situation is a little more special. The front-line battle is so tight that even the door masters can't spare a few hours today.

So the task of presiding over the village evening festival fell to Uchiha Mai.

The current Uchiha dance, that is, the collective of the general director of the village night + the host + the program planner, has a heavy responsibility.

In the evening, with the willows on the head of the moon, the ninjas and villagers left behind in the village took to the streets one after another, participating in this annual event with laughter and laughter.

The members of the garrison were busy and cameos as security personnel, sacrificing the time to reunite with their families and enjoy the grand event to maintain law and order on the battlefield.

Obito was a member of Anbu and a subordinate of Mai Uchiha, not a member of the Security Department, so he rarely took a day off.

Taking this rare opportunity, Obito carried a few boxes of fireworks, secretly climbed up to Hokage Rock, and put on a grand firework show in front of all the villagers.

The east wind blooms thousands of trees at night, and it blows down even more, the stars are like rain.

At the same time as the fireworks took off, Obito was standing on top of the stone statue of Senju Tobirama, shouting and waving to Nohara Rinharu in the crowd.

Nohara Rin didn't notice Obito, because when everyone's eyes were attracted by the fireworks, Nohara Rin's eyes still stayed on the little cool brother Kakashi beside him.

Kakashi just glanced at the fireworks and Obito, and said something childish casually.

So Nohara Rin also agreed and said childishly.

Why Kakashi said naive Nohara Rin didn't understand, but Kakashi said naive, it must be naive.

When Kakashi raised his head, he climbed up the Obito of Hokage Rock without permission, and was captured by members of the Security Department on the spot, and escorted back to the Security Department.

Konoha has Konoha's rules and regulations. During festivals, without the approval of Hokage, idlers and others are not allowed to climb Hokage Rock and set off fireworks without permission.

Of course, as a member of the Uchiha clan, the garrison would not be too embarrassed to bring the soil, but a reprimand was unavoidable.

The rehearsal Tsunade, Kushina and others saw all of this in their eyes.

Kushina admired Obito very much, and climbed up the Hokage Rock to set off fireworks for the person she liked. This kind of romantic thing was something that Master Men had never done.

Tsunade knew a little about the relationship between Obito, Kakashi, and Rin Nohara. After scolding Obito for making a fool of himself, he felt a little sympathy for the boy in his heart.

Just a little bit.

In theory, what Obito does is no different from what Jiraiya usually does, and even better.

At least Obitu is a little out of character, but he is still very serious when it comes to men and women, and he is obsessed with Nohara Rin.

Tsunade sympathized with Obito, but getting her to accept Jiraiya was still a near-impossible thing, and being moved is not love.

Just as Uchiha Mai passed by the backstage, Tsunade and the others told Uchiha Mai what they had just seen.

Tsunade asked, what do you think about this?

Uchiha Mai just smiled contemptuously and said that as a good poker player, I would never bet heavily on a game with a low chance of winning.

Tsunade was stunned, but after a while, he understood what the latter meant.

In the final analysis, Uchiha Mai is still a little more rational, and is rarely influenced by emotions. Even if he admires Tsunade quite a bit in his heart and wants to drive a big car, it doesn't mean that he knows he can't do it.

It is fundamentally different from those male protagonists in romance novels who "have to live, I can't live without you, and if the world is your enemy, then the world is my enemy".

Tsunade asked again, one day in the future, will you climb up Hokage Rock and do something similar like Obito?

In fact, what Tsunade really wanted to ask was, "How much does Lei like me?".

Konoha's children are generally precocious, fall in love and get engaged at the age of twelve or thirteen, and get married at the age of fourteen or five.

At least many of Uchiha Mai's classmates are now in pairs, or on the road to pairing.

Uchiha Mai is an outlier among her peers.

He ignored the pursuits of Hong Yuhi and others his age, and didn't pay much attention to the girls in the family, but he ran to Tsunade's house every day.

This behavior showed his attitude.

In the past, Tsunade couldn't understand Uchiha Mai's meaning, but as the latter grew older and his body gradually grew, he more or less understood.

Tsunade's character is indeed a little more carefree, but after all, he was in love once, not completely unable to read the air and eyes.

You can't hide the eyes that want to kill someone, and similarly, you can't hide the eyes that like someone.

After analyzing Uchiha Mai's weird behavior and XP, Tsunade came to the conclusion that she may have an Oedipus complex.

Losing a mother since childhood lacks love, and it is reasonable to like older and more mature women, right?

After coming to this conclusion, Tsunade's first emotion in his heart was not resistance, but joy, and some kind of indescribable pleasure.

Can we attract young handsome guys, we are still very attractive, right?

As for that kind of pleasure, Tsunade believes that it should be written in Jiraiya's book, the feeling of betrayal. But if Tsunade accepts Mai Uchiha now, it's unlikely, after all, the latter is too young.

So Tsunade wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Mai Uchiha's thoughts. If the latter is just young and ignorant for a while, then dispel his thoughts as soon as possible.

To Tsunade's question, Uchiha Mai just replied calmly: The world of ninja is undecided, why is it home?

This was an answer that clearly exceeded Tsunade's expectations, and it caught Tsunade by surprise.

Uchiha Mai used the drag word decision.

Now that you show your mind, there is a high probability that you will be rejected directly. After being rejected once, the relationship between the two parties will be put on the bright side.

In the future, if I want to cook frogs in warm water and Anbu Chencang, I will never have a chance. Confession is not a charge horn to launch an attack, but a horn of victory.

Love is War, Uchiha Mai doesn't know if he can win, but he knows that as long as he doesn't confess he will never lose.

After being stunned, Tsunade can't quite understand the meaning of Uchiha Mai. Is it just me who is wrong, or is this kid who is young and ignorant but doesn't know it?

"I just want to ask, your evaluation of Obito's behavior." Tsunade asked.

"It's very affectionate, but licking a dog is not easy to die." Uchiha Mai bluntly attacked Obito.

Tsunade was stunned again.

"Don't you think Obito looks a lot like a servile and wagging dog?"

Uchiha Mai stared at the cool little brother Kakashi in the crowd, and Nohara Rin, whose eyes were full of Kakashi, calmly said: "Nohara Rin has refused to bring soil more than once.

However, Obito still had a deep love for Nohara Rin, and intensified his expressions of affection, making his self-esteem worthless.

His affection is too cheap, even if Rin Nohara originally liked him a little, she would unknowingly despise Obito's affection because of Obito's behavior.

Because for Nohara Rin, Obito is a dog that comes and lingers at the whim. No one will cherish anything that is too easy to get.

What's more, many of Obito's actions will make Nohara Lin end up in an extremely embarrassing situation. "

After that, Uchiha Mai shook her head and left.

Tsunade thought about it, and he refused Jiraiya himself, probably the same way?

It's not that Tsunade and Nohara Rin are green tea. They rejected Jiraiya and Obito from the very beginning and didn't give the latter the slightest chance.

We are still friends, we can only be friends.

After eight o'clock, the village evening was held as scheduled.

The first show didn't have much to say, in Uchiha Mai's view, it can only be regarded as a pre-stage show. Even so, it still ignited the passion of the Konoha people.

After a whole year of depression, everyone needs a chance to vent.

This continued until nearly twelve o'clock.

"Next is the second-to-last program of this year's Village Night, a dance song performed by Sannin Tsunade Hime, Shangnin Uzumaki Kushina, and Shangnin Uchiha Masami, "The Pure Land of Bliss"!"

Uchiha dance forcefully said a few warm words, and walked off the stage directly after revealing the name of the show.

Instead of returning to the backstage, he came to the auditorium, chatting and laughing with high-level executives such as Sarutobi Hizan and Fuyue, staring directly at the stage.

Busy days just for this moment. It was just for this vinegar that I made dumplings, and there was absolutely no reason to return to the backstage.

Everyone looked at the stage, eagerly looking forward to the next show. The show of the three beauties on the ninja was also arranged to be the penultimate one, which must be no trivial matter.

"Crack!" With a loud noise, all the lights on the stage suddenly went out.

Just when everyone panicked, a few beams of lights suddenly turned on again, illuminating the center of the stage.

Under the spotlight, Tsunade, Kushina, and Masami were dressed in gorgeous black-bottomed dance suits, stepped on high-soled sandals, and posed for dance preparations.

For a moment, everyone held their breath, and the audience was silent and could hear the needle drop.

It wasn't until a piece of extremely magical music came out from the speakers, and the three Tsunade danced in the spotlight and danced to the music, and the scene exploded.

We have never seen such a big scene!

The battle can be fought anytime, and there are not many opportunities to appreciate the beauty of Shangnin dancing in the house.

Sarutobi Hiizan's face flushed and he stared at the three beauties singing and dancing on the stage, his hands were numb and he didn't know it.

If it wasn't for the boss beside him, and one of his disciples on the stage, Hizan Sarutobi would even want to blow the rogue whistle on the spot.

Jiraiya also said that Sarutobi Hizen often used the transformation technique to visit Kabukicho.

There is also such a plot on TV: Jiraiya peeps at the women's bathhouse when he is young and is caught by Hiruzen Sarutobi, who not only does not stop it, but also says that Jirai can go together next time.

Old-fashioned.

Sarutobi Hiizan had scruples, but Uchiha Mai did not. He blew a hooligan whistle at Tsunade on the stage on the spot, and threw a few winks.

This made Tsunade even more confused. Is this kid really interested in him, or is he just making fun of the atmosphere?

"This must be the best program of this year's village evening, dance, you did a good job, you did a good job.

In this way, everyone can forget all the pain caused by the war and welcome the new year with the best possible state. "

Excited, Sarutobi Hi cut his hands and danced, staring at the stage intently, tilting his head towards Uchiha dance.

Every year after the village evening, there will be a Best Program Award. In the past, this selection was more political. For example, Uchiha Mai was shady three years ago.

There really isn't much room for action this year.

The performance of the three Tsunade was really excellent, and the audience's applause and roar could even spread ten miles away.

The response of all the previous shows is not as good as this "Pure Land of Bliss". After all, who can refuse three beauties with face and body to dance in the house?

"The movie theater is wise." Uchiha Mai praised.

Regardless of Sarutobi Hizan's idea, to assign the best program to "The Pure Land of Bliss", at least his efforts have paid off.

Just now, the fashion value has broken through the 5000 mark, and it is expected to soar to 5500 when Tsunade's performance is over.

GHS is the primary productive force.

What's the point of fighting and killing, watching the young lady dance, admiring the big Lailai and the big long legs, and being able to give the fashion value just right, this is called the ability.

After the song was over, the three of Tsunade bowed and left the stage.

The applause and shouting from the audience continued for a long time, and countless people shouted loudly, hoping that the three of Tsunade could return to the stage to say a few words, and it would be better to perform again.

It's a pity that their idea could not be realized.

The three of Tsunade are willing to perform once, but they are already saving face for Uchiha Mai and Sarutobi. How can there be a reason to do it again?

This is not a performance of Deyun Club, and it is also brought back to the show.

Uchiha Mai stepped onto the stage and waved to everyone to stop and stop shouting.

Although there are many Uchiha dance female fans in the crowd, after seeing Uchiha dance, they scold the male next to him for restraint, but not everyone is willing to give Uchiha dance a face.

How much does Ren Tsunade weigh on your chest, and how much is your chest?

It was not until the guards who maintained order came forward that the scene was suppressed.

"Beautiful things are always fleeting, just like the flowering period of cherry blossoms, once you appreciate them, you don't need to keep them.

Next, I will bring you a song "Heart Like Still Water", and I will also give this song to a friend of mine. "

After that, Uchiha Mai sat on the stage, and regardless of the reaction of the people off the stage, she played and sang.

In fact, the program Uchiha Mai prepared for himself was not this song, but after seeing Obito's move today, he got a temporary idea and changed the program.

"May it be your turn to look back and say a greeting every day

Sometimes I worry and become a licking dog

After the beginning of love, the rhythm is thumping

The heart has been hollowed out just to see your smile

Live the most hated self

I wonder if fate can attract your attention

Nostalgia is abandoned by your indifference

Your topic is but a one-man show

The blank record seems to tear apart the nostalgia

Empty room alone without a word

Like raindrops from the sky disappearing by the roadside

Maybe I'm doing shit all by myself

If she knows this, she knows it all

But just pretending to see a dog

I'm too weak to suffer

Sincerely treat her as a bubble and ask for her tenderness

Whoever loves her will not accept you

Everyone can see that only you don't want to look back

Willing to bear, she brings waiting

May you no longer be humble and go to the next intersection

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The lyrics were modified by an up master of station B in the previous life, and now they have been translated into Japanese by Uchiha Mai.

Uchiha Mai didn't want to be too embarrassed to bring the soil, and did not expressly give him the song.

He just hoped that there would be one less dog in the ninja world. If Obito was not so affectionate, maybe the ninja world would be less troublesome.