Fancy Manual for Teasing the Male God

"Abu, Apo, ahahaha!"

The fleshy little bun sat on Xiao Qichen's chest, hitting Xiao Qichen with powder fists, because he saw that Xiao Qichen was woken up by him, and he was very happy to spit out.

Xiao Qichen wrinkled his face deeply, and did not dare to hide too much to prevent the child from falling down.

He could only hold the back of the little bun in one hand, and support the bed board with the other.

And as soon as this action was done, the little bun who suddenly changed from a sitting position to a lying position immediately gave Xiao Qichen a handful of boy urine like a fountain.

"Oh, my God!" Xiao Qichen immediately leaned back to hide, but he was still holding the little bun in one hand, where could he hide?

The little bun was amused by the effect of his own soaking of urine, but he didn't wait for long. Soon, he cried again, just because the urine also splashed on his own face. Yes... on the lips.

Xiao Qichen had a dazed expression at first, but he didn't even realize what was going on. The bun first laughed and then cried.

Maybe it was because he knew that he was going to be a father too, even if his buns didn't appear in front of him so quickly, but Xiao Qichen's mentality changed quite quickly.

Unable to bear the child crying too badly, Xiao Qichen quickly started to coax him clumsily.

It's a pity that Xiao Baozi felt that this way of coaxing people was not good, and his crying sound did not decrease at all, and his face even turned red from crying.

It was at this time that Xiao Qichen received the first message from the system.

‘The baby you conceived felt ‘abnormally sad’ for up to 30 seconds, and the affection between the father and the son decreased by 10%. ’

‘When the father-son favorability degree will be 0%, the baby will turn into a giant to chase his father brutally for 1 hour. ’

‘All the senses in this game are the same as those in the real world. At the same time, it simulates the whole process before death. Please enjoy it~’

Before Xiao Qichen completely accepted this cruel notification, Xiao Qichen received another message at the same time.

"Welcome to the daddy concentration training camp."

"This training camp is for the mothers who are about to give birth to register privately for their lovers. Our group cooperates with the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of S Private Hospital and the Good Yuesao Company. Habit training, will learn a series of courses such as breastfeeding, diaper changing, diaper washing, coaxing children, short and fast sleep, etc."

"This training camp guarantees that before you leave the training camp, you will become a qualified professional dad, a good husband for your wives, and a good father for your children. Then, the course of our training camp will start soon, please work hard Study and get acquainted with your child as soon as possible. I sincerely wish you an early qualification!"

Very good... this time... he fully understood that he would never be able to get out of this game before completing this course.

A wry smile appeared on Xiao Qichen's face, and the little bun who kept crying in the palm of his hand was struggling to get out of his palm.

Even if he knew that he was not his real child, Xiao Qichen, who knew that he was already a father, still couldn't bear such a beautiful and lovely child crying like this in his hands.

But... he really doesn't know how to coax it!

And what this broken game just said is true! Now he can smell the smell of urine on his body!

Isn't this broken game meant for him to learn! Then come the tutorial! come!