False Eunuch: With Many Children, I'm as Happy as a Fish in Water

Xiao Qiao pursed her lips, causing the dignified Da Qiao beside him to cover his lips and chuckle, with flowing hair, wearing peach red clothes.

"Okay, haven't you read my father's book? It says that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen."

Da Qiao whispered softly, but his eyes couldn't help but look at the figure standing under the tree in the courtyard.

Lin Chen watched Qiao Xuan skillfully kill sheep.

The throat was cut, the blood was blown, and then the skin was peeled off.

In less than five minutes, the entire sheepskin was peeled off.

What a craft!

As for Da Qiao's words, Lin Chen nodded slightly and said, "What Miss Da Qiao said is true. This quote comes from Mencius: A gentleman is like an animal. Seeing its life, he cannot bear to see its death; hearing its sound, he cannot bear to eat its flesh." . Therefore, a gentleman cooks at a distance."

Seeing Lin Chen agreeing, this young lady pretending to be elegant, a flash of joy flashed deep in her bright eyes.

Only Xiao Qiao, who was familiar with his eldest sister's past style, luckily didn't laugh.

No wonder books say that when a woman sees someone she likes, she will put on a show.

The ancients never deceived me.

As for Qiao Xuan, he washed off the blood on his hands and started chatting and laughing with Lin Chen.

It turns out that his sheep-killing skill was learned from a local sheepherder when he was serving as a county magistrate in the frontier fortress before he went to Beijing to take up a post.

"So, Lin is in a good mood today." Lin Chen said with a smile.

Today, Qiao Xuan slaughters sheep to entertain guests.

In modern terms, Qiao Xuan plans to host a BBQ.

Different from modern barbecue, the meat is cut and grilled on skewers.

In ancient times, the host would let the guests choose where they wanted to eat, and then cut and roast them specially.

Lin Chen looked at it and chose a piece of meat from the leg of lamb.

When Qiao Xuan saw this, he immediately cut it off with his knife.

Looking at Qiao Xuan's neat movements, it can be seen that he is not a weak scholar with no strength.

During grilling.

Qiao Xuan led Lin Chen into the inner courtyard and sat down separately.

There is already a stove cooking wine.

"Master Lin, this is Qiao's self-brewed wine, I hope you don't dislike it," Qiao Xuan said modestly.

Lin Chen took a look at the wine poured into the glass, and saw some light green tints.

This is the green ant wine that often appears in some poems.

These floating objects appear simply because of rough workmanship.

This made Lin Chen think about making wine.

In ancient times, high-quality wine was also a luxury product to a certain extent.

Unexpectedly, he found another business for the Ziwei Chamber of Commerce.

Suddenly, Lin Chen slapped his forehead.

Now is not the time to think about this.

Lin Chen didn't dislike the green ant wine and took a sip.

How to evaluate its taste?

From the perspective of a modern person like Lin Chen, the taste is very similar to that of crude rice wine.

The alcohol content alone is probably only around ten degrees.

Just when Lin Chen and Qiao Xuan were drinking and chatting about trivial matters in the DPRK.

Suddenly I heard a pleasant piano sound.

Then, there was another burst of guzheng sound that was not to be outdone.

The two compete with each other, yet are inexplicably harmonious.

Lin Chen thought of the introduction of Xiao Qiao in the original history.

It is said that the two women are good at music.

It’s true that I can see you today.

But at this time.

The sound of the piano suddenly became urgent, and then the melody was messed up.

The guzheng paused.

Then there was a fight.

Click.

From behind the crashed screen, two lithe figures hugging each other rolled out.

Lin Chen took a closer look and found that it was naturally the two sisters, Big and Little Qiao.

However, looking at the appearance of these two people, it seems that their relationship is not as harmonious as history books say?

Lin Chen didn't know why.

Only Qiao Xuan was so angry that his beard trembled slightly, and he didn't know what to do with his two daughters, both young and old.

Seeing that he had made a fool of himself in front of the guests, Xiao Qiao quickly let go of the other party, then began to adjust his clothes, and gave Lin Chen a blessing with a slightly red face.

"General Lin is laughing."

Qiao Xuan sighed, as if he was tired.

Lin Chen shook his head and said politely: "The two young ladies of Mr. Qiao are very..."

He paused and added, "Very energetic."

"Hehe~"

Xiao Qiao was watching the excitement and didn't take it too seriously, and let out a delicate and crisp laugh.

She felt that General Lin in front of her was really an interesting person.

Only Da Qiao's earlobes turned the color of ruby ​​due to shyness.

She is not as heartless as her little sister.

Naturally, I understood that this was a fool's errand.

Lin Chen was not surprised and continued to smooth things over.

Speaking of the sound of the zither played by Xiao Qiao just now, he could still hear the beauty of it even if he had a different tune.

Seeing Lin Chen talking about this, Da Qiao immediately became energetic and volunteered to perform another song.

Xiao Qiao also expressed that he wanted to come together.

"Stop making trouble!" Da Qiao whispered to his little sister.

After the latter nodded, Da Qiao breathed a sigh of relief.

A sound as crisp as the tinkling sound of spring water sounded again.

This time the two of them worked together so closely that they felt like sisters.

Lin Chen nodded and applauded.

As soon as the song ended, a servant from Qiao Mansion brought the roasted mutton.

This golden brown and crispy lamb is sprinkled with some seasonings.

It looks like it should taste pretty good.

This time, Xiao Qiao also took his seat.

Lin Chen was also lucky enough to meet Mrs. Qiao Xuan who was able to give birth to a big and small Qiao.

It can only be said that genes are inherited.

Even though she is old, it can be seen that she was a beautiful woman who captivated the country when she was young.

The guests and hosts enjoy themselves.

Lin Chen thanked Qiao Xuan for his hospitality.

Qiao Xuan waved his hand, saying that he was more grateful to Lin Chen for saving his daughter.

After some pleasantries, Lin Chen left.

There is only the daughter's boudoir in Qiao Mansion.

Xiao Qiao waved her hand to bring her sister back to her senses.

"Stop looking, everyone is gone."

Only then did Da Qiao come to his senses and stared at his sister slightly angrily.

"Why did you drag me to make a fool of myself in front of General Lin today?"

"Who said that? I was just careless."

Xiao Qiao started to quibble.

After some fighting, the two sisters, whose clothes were slightly worn, leaned together and talked about what happened that day.

That day, the two of them were kidnapped by gangsters arranged by Jia She.

I thought I was going to be in trouble, but I didn't expect a hero to appear.

"Sister, have you seen what General Lin looks like under his mask?" Xiao Qiao asked pretending to be curious.

"Is it like the rumors say that you are ugly and afraid to see people?"

When Da Qiao heard this, his eyes suddenly became wandering.

"Ugly?"

If General Lin's appearance is ugly, then there will be no good-looking men in the world.

but.

Da Qiao didn't know what he was thinking, but he actually said to his sister: "Don't talk about other people's looks behind their backs."

The implication is that Lin Chenjia is indeed not good-looking.

However, after hearing what his sister said, Xiao Qiao curled her lips.

Did my sister think that she was the only one who saw it that day?

She was just testing it, but she didn't expect that even her own sister was on guard!

snort!

Xiao Qiao got up, straightened her clothes, and suddenly smiled brightly and said: "Sister, you and I agreed when we were young that we would imitate Emperor Shun's wife, Emperor E's daughter-in-law."

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