Fairy Tail: I am not the most terrifying wizard

"Natsu, let's go fishing!"

"Not going."

"You are also idle when you are idle."

"No, I'm going to find Lucy."

"Gray, go fishing."

"I want it too, but"

"Master Gray, can't you accompany me to that newly opened dessert shop?"

"forget it!"

"Gajeel, go fishing."

"Sorry, Everit, I have something to do with Mr. Gajeel!"

"Lebby, you...hey."

"Why are all the men in the world tied to women?" Everit said angrily.

"I'm going to find Laxus. This guy must not be popular with girls!"

Laxus had already moved out and lived alone.

'boom'

Everit kicked open the door of Laxus' house.

"Laxus, come fishing with me!"

"." Laxus blew out some air from his nose helplessly and was about to stand up.

"Brother Laxus!" Lisanna trotted into the courtyard and shouted, "Come with me to do the commission!"

"Huh?" Lisanna noticed Yefulit and said, "Brother Yefulit, what can I do for you?"

"I'm looking for Laxus to fish."

"Ah, you can do that kind of thing yourself." Lisanna said, "Brother Laxus has been booked by me."

"." After a few seconds of silence, Everit said, "I came first."

"Ah, so what?" Lisanna pretended to be disgusted and said, "Okay, brother Everit, don't interrupt your date with my brother Laxus."

"." Everit was speechless and turned around to leave.

"Hehe -" Lisanna rushed forward, hugged Everit's arm, and said coquettishly: "I'm kidding you, you happen to be here, come with me to do the commission."

She explained: "I can't keep spending Sister Mira's money. Brother Elfman also needs to save money. Money is needed for dating, so I have to earn it myself."

"I've found a commission. You two can go with me. I'll treat you to a treat on the way. You guys, just pay it forward. I'll pay it back to you when I get the commission money."

"Forget it." Everit shook his head, "I don't want to go out."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I haven't gone fishing for a while, and I've accumulated some luck. I'm sure to catch a big deal today."

"How old?"

"Four or three pounds!"

"." Lisanna let go of her hand with a look of disgust and said, "You'd better go find Sister Mira. It's so embarrassing."

"What did you say?!" Everit looked at her angrily.

"That's right." Lisanna said, "I can catch several if I just pick up a stick."

"impossible!"

"What bet?"

"What do you want to bet on?"

"If I win, you and Brother Laxus will lead me to do an S-level commission." Lisanna said.

"good!"

"Let me remind you," Laxus said, "I haven't promised you yet. Secondly, Everit, you are not S-class."

The guild requires that to carry out an S-level commission, an S-level mage must be followed.

Of course Everit has the ability to independently carry out S-class commissions, but rules are rules.

Everit spread his hands.

'Da da da'

Lisanna trotted up to Laxus, pulled off his headphones, and said, "Confiscate them!"

"." Laxus walked towards the house helplessly.

"Under the bed." Everit reminded.

"!!!" Laxus was stunned, and immediately strode away.

"Help me, Brother Yevelit!" Lisanna shouted immediately.

"You two guys!" Just as Laxus was about to take action, Everit appeared in front of him and threw him over his shoulder, knocking Laxus to the ground.

Lisanna took the opportunity to run into the house.

"Asshole!" Laxus was furious, but he didn't bother to argue with Everit. He ran upstairs, but the bedroom door upstairs was locked.

"Lisanna, don't mess around!"

"Hmph, you have big breasts, right?" Lisanna's voice with a hint of yin and yang came from inside.

"I agree, let's go, let's go now!" Laxus said hurriedly: "You come out right now!"

The door opened and Lisanna came out empty-handed.

Laxus was stunned.

"I'm too lazy to look." Lisanna teased.

"." A red "well" appeared on Laxus' forehead.

After a while.

The three of them came to the river.

Everit is fully armed and equipped with all kinds of equipment.

"Humph, a professional can't possibly lose to an amateur girl like you who doesn't know anything." Evelit mocked.

"Come on, Brother Yevelit." Lisanna said, "You have no talent for fishing at all."

"Shut up!"

"cut."

". Boring." Laxus took out his fishing rod, which was unremarkable.

He took the bait and flicked it casually.

This river has always been rich in fisheries.

Everyone can gain something by coming here.

As for Everit.

All we can say is that maybe there really is a law of conservation of luck.

Although he didn't see how lucky he was in other aspects.

"Pick up the sticks, don't cheat." Everit reminded.

"I'm not interested in cheating." Lisanna found a wooden stick and a piece of stronger grass, and tied a short stick casually.

"It's surprising that you can catch it." Everit sneered.

"Animal Soul—Mermaid!"

"????"

"." Lisanna, who turned into a mermaid, opened and closed her mouth but made no sound.

"It's the mermaid's song." Mi Ke reminded.

At this time.

A fish actually bit the stick.

Lisanna immediately mentioned it, and a fish weighing more than five kilograms was caught.

"You are cheating!" Everit said.

"It's just singing. Is there a rule that you can't sing when fishing?" Lisanna blinked and said.

"."

"Laxus!" Everit looked at Laxus.

"You lose." Laxus raised his wrist, and a strange-looking fish weighing eight or nine pounds was pulled up by him.

"That's not right." Everit looked at his quiet fish bobber, and took out the step-by-step instruction manual that Hubby had given him.

"Stop studying, Brother Yefulit, hurry up and complete the commission with me." Lisanna rushed forward.

"This is unscientific!" Everit said.

"What is science?"

"Well" this is the magical world.

"But this isn't magic either!"

"Okay -" Lisanna said: "Go and guard the fishing rod."

After saying that, Lisanna transformed into a mermaid again and started singing.

This time, I could actually hear it.

"La~"

Very sweet and pleasant sound.

"Does it mean summoning fish?" Everit asked.

Mi Ke said: "No, it's just singing."

"Without magic?!"

“The mermaid’s song could have gathered the fish together.”

Soon, a large number of fish came close.

Everit was extremely excited.

Under his fishing rod, there were all big fish, at least over four pounds!

"Come up quickly!" Everit whispered, for fear of disturbing these fish.

But

'Snapped'

Laxus caught another one.

Three seconds later.

'Snapped'

Three seconds later.

'Snapped'

"Get out!" Everit turned around and kicked Laxus' fish basket over.

"." Two red "well" characters appeared on Laxus's forehead.

"Why haven't you come up yet?" Everit said.

"This isn't right." Lisanna was also confused, and she stretched out her finger towards the water.

A fish bit her finger and was pulled up by her - it weighed seven or eight kilograms.

"." The three people present were silent.

"Brother Everit," Lisanna looked at Everit cautiously.

"." Evelit put away the fishing gear silently, then touched Lisanna's head and said with a gentle smile: "Brother is going to a far away place, don't miss him."

Saying that, he was about to jump into the river.

"No, brother Yefulit!" Lisanna hugged Yefulit quickly.

"Let go, I'm going to ask them why they didn't take the bait!" Everit shouted.

"Don't do anything stupid!" Lisanna became anxious and shouted towards Laxus: "Brother Laxus, come on, I can't control it anymore!"

"It's boring." Laxus packed up his fishing gear and said, "If you want to make a commission, hurry up. If you want to jump into the river, jump right away."

"." Everit suddenly became quiet. He silently untied Lisanna's fingers, walked to Laxus, and suddenly shouted: "We will die together!"

'Snapped'

When Laxus heard this, three red tic-tac-toes appeared on his forehead, and then he threw him over his shoulder.

"." Everit looked at the sky with a hopeless expression on his face.

"Okay, Brother Yefulit, don't waste any more time. Besides, I make money not only for myself, but also to buy Sister Mira a birthday gift."

Everit sat up and said, "Let's go."

Two commissions.

Lisanna took one herself.

Then Laxus received another S-class.

Class B commission——

Searching for missing kittens.

Client - Eddie Lan.

"Transcender?" The three of them were a little surprised when they saw a standing yellow female cat.

"Mr. Everit, Mr. Laxus, it's great that you accepted the mission, woohoo." The female cat Adilan kept crying, and her eyes were red from crying.

As a Transcendent, of course I know some very powerful people in the Edras War.

After coming to this world, I even knew how powerful Laxus, an S-class wizard, and Everit were.

"What happened?" Everit asked.

"My child Speed ​​is missing." Aidi Lan cried and told what happened.

Speed ​​is a very adventurous cat.

I have always wanted to take risks and prove myself.

Three days ago, he learned a piece of news——

To the east of Alaka Town, many magical beasts appeared, always invading the village. The nearby Mages Guild found this troublesome because they could not kill all the magical beasts, so they wanted to know what happened in the forest. What kind of accident.

After Speed ​​heard about this, he ignored Adilan's obstruction and went to the forest, and then there was no news.

"What a coincidence." Laxus looked at the other commission in his hand.

S-level commission——

Investigate the monster incident in the forest east of Araka Town and solve it.

Commission fee - 5 million J.

The two commissions just came together.

"Okay." Evelit comforted Adilan for a few words, and then promised: "Don't worry, we will do our best." ’

He didn't guarantee that in a forest full of monsters, if there was really malicious intent, then Speed's chances of survival were not very high.

"Yes." Adilan nodded, and said a little guiltily: "I'm sorry, I don't have that much money to upgrade to an S-level commission."

This kind of thing is actually taboo.

Because the two commissions are obviously the same thing, the difficulty should be S level.

Setting it to B level is misleading people. If the magician does not overestimate his own capabilities and forcibly executes the commission, it is likely to kill people.

Of course, under normal circumstances, the magician will refuse the request if he understands that the commission is difficult, but this will have a certain impact on credibility.

Everit and the others didn't mind.

But a stern warning is still needed.

"If you do something like this, you will be ostracized by all the magicians' guilds and will no longer accept commissions. Forget it this time. It just so happens that we accepted the commission. We must not do such a thing next time!"

Aidilan apologized profusely.

The two commissions were treated as one, and Everit and others set off.

The town of Araka is not far away.

It only takes half a day's drive.

After communicating with the mayor, the three of them headed straight for the forest.

‘Boom boom boom’

Along the way.

Everit and Laxus did not take action, but Lisanna was fighting.

It wasn't until she was exhausted that Laxus threw out a few thunderbolts, smashing all the monsters to a crisp.

The three of them were getting closer and closer to the middle of the forest.

But it was dark.

We can only stop and rest first.

Everit took out the card, threw it away, and a tent appeared.

Dinner is animal meat.

After eating, the three of them leaned against the fallen tree trunk and looked at the stars.

All three of them were in the same position - their hands behind their heads, their legs crossed, in the same direction, with their right leg pressing against their left leg.

"Brother Yevrit," Lisanna suddenly shouted.

"Um?"

"Have you ever thought about the future?"

"Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't."

"Then what do you think about sometimes?" Lisanna asked curiously.

"Save money, buy a manor, marry a wife, have children, and grow the family." Yefulit said.

"Then how much have you saved?"

"I haven't figured it out. It's been a bit rough recently. There are always troubles. Let's figure it out when I buy it in a few years."

"How many wives will you have?"

"Of course you're talking about one thing, but it's illegal to say more." Everit suddenly laughed.

"Don't nobles all have mistresses?"

"That's a different story."

"Okay!" Lisanna immediately turned around, looked at Everit with piercing eyes, and said, "Exposed, you big scumbag!"

"Why was it exposed?"

"If you don't deny it, you are acquiescing to it. The acquiescence is to think about it!"

"." Everit was speechless.

"Hmph." Lisanna snorted and said, "Brother Laxus wouldn't be like you."

"He? Someone who reads many novels with female protagonists." Everit said with disdain.

"Really?" Lisanna turned to look at Laxus.

"I'm not interested in novels. Everit lent me that book," Laxus said calmly.

"Then tell me if you have finished reading it or not!" Everit asked.

"." Laxus was silent.

"I'm just reading the novel. Maybe there are other plots that are well written, but it doesn't mean anything." Lisanna pouted and said.

"He has nothing to do to go to the dance hall to play." Everit hit again.

"I'm going to bed!" Lisanna stood up and ran into the tent.

"."

The two were silent for a while.

Everit said: "Seriously, Laxus, do you still want to be the president?"

"." Laxus took a deep breath and sighed, "I guess what can be done."

After what happened before, not only did he understand, but the objective fact was also true - if you want to be the president, you must at least get everyone's support.

As of now.

The loudest voice was given to Jephrit.

Followed by Erza and Gildarts.

As for him, not many people support him.

"I support you." Everit stood up and said, "You are the most suitable candidate."

Of course it has to be you, after all, he and Erza are so worried about the guild that it doesn't look good even if they are bald.

After saying that, he also returned to the tent.

Lisanna was already lying on the quilt, her eyes closed, and she seemed to be asleep.

When Everit lay down, she turned sideways and whispered as if she was dreaming: "Brother Everit, what should I do?"

"Just wait, there is no rush to achieve your goals or dreams," Everit said.

"Huh..." Lisanna snored slightly.