Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter 89 [I didn't expect you to be such a dog]

"It only takes a few hours for the desert to change from a cold night to a hot day. The best way to avoid the heat is to get up early at night or in the morning, and travel more before the sun has had time to scorch the earth."

Chen Ergou was physically and mentally exhausted, his face was haggard, and the dark circles under his eyes were already obvious.

Looking at the yellow sand everywhere, the horizon is endless, no matter how he walks, he is surrounded by yellow sand, and all he can see are piles of withered desert hay. Feeling quite helpless, he said: "Poor thing, I lost my cactus too, I was reluctant to eat a bite last night... that's all."

The audience comforted him with gifts and barrage.

He also just complained casually, and soon became embarrassed.

He took a deep breath and regained his energy, smiled at the camera again: "It's okay, I still have camels. Camels are famous for finding water. It is said that their noses can smell water ten kilometers away. , I think I'll come across new water-bearing plants soon."

"And... as luck would have it, I got my kettle back. The dew-collecting method I made last night worked very well, and my kettle was mostly full of dew. And the cobblestones that I couldn't take away were full of It is a pity that there is no way to collect the condensed dew."

He licked his lips, carefully unscrewed the bottle cap, and took a sip.

After the cool water circulates in the mouth, it infiltrates the stomach along the intestines and stomach, moisturizing the internal organs.

"It's very cool. Many fantasy novels often say that rootless water can be used to induce alchemy. I don't know much about metaphysics. I don't know if these dews are considered rootless water. In short, it is very clean, and it is the cleanest in my body. A precious item."

"I know of a tribe, the Mexican tribe called the Tarahumara, who can walk 80 kilometers a day in the hot desert and need only a little water. The method they use is to pour some water into their mouths No drinking, when they run, they can breathe through their nose, and the water in their mouth makes the air they breathe in become hydrated air. In this way, the loss of body fluid is minimized. Now I plan to try this method too .”

"Everyone can also help me calculate how long this saliva can hold without being swallowed by me."

He was full of confidence before he tried, but the result made him very embarrassed. Even though he didn't exercise a lot while sitting on the camel's back, the first sip of water didn't last long before he swallowed it.

On the bullet screen, the audience promptly issued a time number, "3 minutes and 20 seconds."

This number embarrasses the always powerful Lord Dog. An ordinary person can last longer than him.

He was a little unconvinced, so he simply threw the pot away and said, "It's reasonable, it can't be all my fault, it's just that the water is too tempting, and you have been posting bullet screens to distract me, so you have to bear certain responsibilities. And I The first time I tried this way, I didn’t seize the opportunity. It’s actually quite tiring to not drink water in my mouth, and my cheeks will be stiff and sore, which is uncomfortable. But from what I just felt, this method is useful. Breathing in the air It circulates through the mouth and enters the lungs, and it really slowly nourishes the internal organs."

"I'm going to persevere and see how long I can last without drinking this time."

The live broadcast room became noisy——

"You can't blame the pot of water."

"You're handsome and you're right, that's fine."

"I didn't expect you to be such a dog. We won't accept this blame."

"Hahaha, it turns out that Master Dog can also be lazy. Cute, so cute."

This is obviously a female fan, Chen Ergou rolled his eyes and ignored it.

Drinking water in the desert is addictive. He paused for a moment and said on a whim, "Well, I'm going to be alone, so I'll play a game with everyone... It just so happens that the Wolf Fang Necklace has already asked the principal to find a professional Craftsmen helped to make it, and it should be almost finished by now.

This is made from wolf teeth and wolf bones that I hunted and pulled out with my own hands. Just take five necklaces as a bet, I will list a time option, and everyone will guess the question together. The person who has guessed correctly five times in a row will draw a lucky audience from these people and get a necklace. "

This kind of small program doesn't even need to bother Panda's background, if he doesn't want to expose too much, he will let Goudan directly hack into it. Goudan quickly made a small page and updated the voting applet directly under the live broadcast room. After Chen Ergou notified, the water friends can directly participate.

With the first attempt, his options are not too exaggerated, less than 5 minutes, 5-8 minutes, 8-10 minutes, 10-15 minutes, 15-20 minutes, and more than 20 minutes.

The water friends are really boring. In just a short time, they have already participated very enthusiastically, and soon there are more than 7 million votes. What the hell is it that 35% of the votes are voted for under 5 minutes?

Chen Ergou expressed dissatisfaction, so he began to drink water decisively.

During this period, I was naturally unable to speak, and could only use gestures instead of expressing meaning.

But he doesn't understand sign language, and he looks like he is showing his teeth and claws, and he is puffing his cheeks in a funny way. People who don't know why look at him and think he is pouting to show cuteness. The audience watched the barrage of "233333" continuously and laughed out loud.

So, in such a monotonous rush, he actually played an interactive game of counting time with the audience.

...

Occasionally there would be a few piles of dry grass or low bushes in the dry desert, and whenever he saw them, he would jump off the back of the camel to check them out.

Not to hide from the sun, but to scout out the shaded grass for shady snakes and scorpions. Not to mention, the probability of finding these "aboriginal people" in the desert is quite high, and he only found a black fat-tailed scorpion after turning over three piles of grass. This guy's whole body is pitch black, completely different from the nearly transparent fat-tailed scorpion discovered last time, just looking at the color of his skin is daunting.

He wanted to explain, but his mouth was full of saliva mixed with dew, which made him unable to speak. He could only squeeze out an ugly smile on his face, holding the guy with no tail and no pliers in one hand, dancing and gesticulating.

After watching the pantomime for a long time, the audience was inexplicably amused by his antics.

Chen Ergou was discouraged and simply stopped working. Put the scorpion up, and "vent" on a pile of fur grass on the ground. Even if you don't find it, you can cut a handful of dry hair and bring it with you, which can be used as a fire starter.

The camel in front suddenly let out a long and joyful roar, and Chen Ergou gulped down the water in a gulp.

Timed for 12 minutes, this is the third time to drink water, which has already set a record. It's just that the cheeks are uncomfortably stiff. He was not in a hurry to continue the game, and ran over to check the situation.

"Ha, everyone, take a look..."

"Great, this is Sudan Red!"

I saw a few camels opening their ugly mouths and biting a few red rose-shaped plants on the roadside, which were the famous Sudan red. Chen Ergou rushed over to snatch it, fearing that if he moved slowly, he would be eaten up by camels.

He seemed very excited, and explained quickly while picking: "The Arabic transliteration is 'Kirkedi', the Chinese is called 'roselle', and Sudan red is the folk name. This kind of growth Plants in desert areas can reach a plant height of 1.5 meters. The leaves are petal-shaped, and the flower color is crimson red. It looks gorgeous from a distance, like little red lanterns. In the African desert, Sudan red is very easy to survive. A very tall desert plant. After harvesting, the Sudan Red can be taken from its petals and dried to make a drink that Africans love."

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