Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

The stimulus comes so suddenly that most people are not ready for it.

Chen Ergou turned his back to the camera, and in front of millions of viewers, he grandly unbuttoned his crotch and started booing at the spout of the kettle. In fact, he just wanted to pee. After all, people have three urgencies, and they can't hold back when they have diabetes insipidus.

Of course he doesn't want to drink urine, but in this case even the "King Super God" will die in waves. Haven't you heard of "Seven kills must die"?

What's more, he's not a god yet, he's just a human being, it's always good to make extra preparations.

The sound of urine jetting into the jug was too loud, with "huhuhu" and "huahuahua", which made more than 6 million people in the live broadcast room start to imagine when they heard this sound, especially female viewers.

After urinating, Chen Ergou shook his legs and sprinkled a large area on the ground, almost urinating on his shoes.

My whole body trembled, "Comfortable!"

Then he hid the little brother Erba, took a look at the camera with the water bottle, and said, "Peeing is also a technical job, and if you are not careful, you will pee on your hands. Fortunately, my water bottle has a wide spout, so it fits right in and out." I won’t pee on my hands, otherwise it would be embarrassing for a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I will definitely find ways to wash my hands first.”

The female water friends in the live broadcast room were all blushing. Topics like sticking in and urinating on their hands were too dirty.

Chen Ergou is still talking to himself, the rhythm of the live broadcast room has already taken off, and the booing "drinking pee gang" is a huge team, I can understand them, after all, I have watched the live broadcast for so many years, and I have never seen It's a live broadcast that drinks urine, let alone a big anchor like Chen Ergou.

There are also "dirty factions" who accuse him of running the train all the time, and the "dirty dirt" of the small motor. This is a group of young nerds whose hearts are in turmoil. Brain hole, it is easy to associate with the past. Then there is a group of "washing hands" with the rhythm of "washing hands". This sect is considered to be the oldest, and it has existed since the last episode of the show when he lied to go to the tuba.

If you add the large-scale "question mark army" resident in his live broadcast room, and the "God Lord Pioneer Battalion" who often blasts everywhere, then the "rhythm martial arts" in this live broadcast room is complete.

Chen Ergou didn't intend to drink urine. He watched the rhythm of the screen and ran around, with a black line on his head, and put on an upright and unyielding look. If you save yourself with your own urine, then this chef is not considered a good chef. For the dignity of the chef world, I will never succumb to the barrage of your group of Pippis."

"I just don't want to waste this pot of urine, and I hope there will be no chance of it being used."

"Let's get down to business, in the scorching desert, if you are in a desperate situation where you will die if you don't drink, I guess anyone will drink it up. Next, I will go all out and work hard to find the water source for survival."

Chen Ergou said that he would never admit defeat, and said righteously: "To survive in the desert, what is the most needed thing? Many people think of water, but I want to tell you, it is confidence. If you have the confidence to walk out of the desert and stick to it from beginning to end, miracles will happen before your eyes.”

After walking through the rugged and steep sand dunes and climbing over several hills one after another, Chen Ergou finally came to this destination hilly location. Walk in and look, this is a plateau platform full of black stones.

As far as the eye can see, the plateau platform is endless, and the black stones, which are comparable to the size of a two-story building, are shining black, as if they have entered a sea of ​​coal...

The audience in the live broadcast room saw such a strange natural landscape, and temporarily broke away from the rhythm dispute, and were shocked by the great power of nature.

Chen Ergou also sighed: "The superficial knowledge of geography tells me that this strange land under my feet was once a part of the ancient Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago. Later, with the uplift of the earth's crust, the ancient Mediterranean Sea was moved back thousands of kilometers. ...

The vicissitudes of life,

How many years have passed. These buried hills or islands that were originally hidden in the sea have been exposed to nature for a long time. After wind and rain, the calcareous objects in the mountains have gradually lost and become This is how it looks now. Coupled with the extreme lack of water, the seabed of the ancient Mediterranean has also become a desolate sand sea.

Reminiscing about the past, the uncanny workmanship of nature makes people look up to the sky and sigh at the haste of time. "

When he came to this hilly area and saw a few palm trees not far away, Chen Ergou felt relieved a lot. He found a shaded place with a palm tree with a relatively large canopy, sat down and rested first, and said, "Now Everyone should know why I came to the Sahara Desert."

"Take a break first and chat with everyone. I remember that I first learned about the Sahara Desert in my junior high school history textbook. I first learned about the Sahara Desert in the novel collection "My Sahara" by the famous Taiwanese female writer San Mao."

"I still remember some of the descriptions of the Sahara Desert in San Mao's beautiful writing—"I looked up, and there was a lonely strong wind whimpering on the endless yellow sand. The sky is high, and the ground is deep. Majestic and quiet. It is dusk, and the setting sun dyes the desert red with blood, which is bleak and terrifying. The climate is almost early winter, and under the mood of looking forward to the scorching sun, the land turns into a poetic desolation...'

In those years of reading, whenever I read this paragraph, I would have a feeling of imagination.

I have been wanting to visit it for many years, and now I have my wish. But I did not follow the route drawn by the Sanmao pen, wandering in the Sahara Desert, chasing the camel caravan led by Alibaba, and admiring the lonely smoke in the desert... …I have embarked on another road, which may be more moving and challenging than the beauty in the book, after all, I am a young man.

"Friends in the audience, you are lucky. You can enjoy such a beautiful scenery while sitting at home and looking at your computer or mobile phone."

"Of course, I am also lucky, and I am experiencing this beauty first-hand."

The sudden lyrical link almost made the water friends lose their teeth——

"6666"

"It's sour and sour, sour water is coming out."

"What a sour word, Mr. Dog, you are writing essays again."

Da Chenzi under Jianglang Mountain: "Master Dog, why don't you go out and write novels, it will definitely become popular."

Hua Yanzhi: "It's really beautiful. This is what the Sahara Desert should look like in my mind, rather than the several roads that have been developed to cross the Sahara Desert."

Chen Ergou chuckled, and said: "It seems that this friend named Hua Yanzhi also knows about the Sahara Desert. For a long time, the Sahara Desert has been like a natural barrier that hinders travelers from exploring in depth. Up to now, there have been several Routes across the desert opened one after another, making adventurers' dreams come true."

"Traveling in the desert is a physical and intellectual challenge, but it is strange and exciting: wandering the long desert, away from the hustle and bustle of the city..."

"Hua Yanzhi asked Chen Ergou to eat 10 Buddha jumps over the wall" and left a message: "I really want to travel with Lord Dog, eat and sleep together."

"6666, another local tyrant."

"Master Gou is the king of routines, you can make ten Buddhas jump over the wall by saying the name once."

"I accept this wave of routines."

Chen Ergou laughed and said, "Thank you for the Buddha Jumping Wall, my friend of Hua Yanzhi. To be reasonable, I don't have a gift from everyone. I'm afraid that you gave me Buddha Jumping Wall not to be with me, but to sleep with me."

(First of all, let me tell you something, today is the fourth update!)

(The popularity of this book has increased, and the book review area has become chaotic. I know that everyone is doing it for the good of this book, and I don’t want me to write it down. I will try my best to write it well. But people are subjective animals, and everyone is My own protagonist, sometimes it is inevitable that it does not match your feelings, so please bear with me.)

(Everyone is welcome to chat in the book group. Thank you Hua Yanzhi for the first million rewards. I just saw it last night. I was shocked. It cost me money. I thought you really wanted to sleep with me.)