Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

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The wolverine's fur is a good thing, and it can be cut and handcrafted for a fluffy and expensive leather neckerchief. But it doesn't have much meat, only a few kilograms in weight, and this amount of meat is enough for everyone to have a full meal. But don't forget the two little ones. The Rengar is also a picky eater, refusing to eat offal except the heart. Fortunately, it is not hungry, nor can it eat much. It's not taboo to eat J-20, but it can't eat too much.

The rest is everyone's dinner.

"Because the environment does not allow, we did not cook the first dinner in the wilderness very carefully. But this time I brought some sugar, sea salt, and whiskey, which may be used to cook the broth. Lei Ge, you come to help Let’s boil a pot of snow water.”

"Okay~ I have a simple cutting board in my backpack, take it out and use it."

"good!"

Two men sat on the ground with chopping boards on their knees cooking wild food.

There are pairs of longing eyes all around, everyone chatting with each other, waiting for food.

A piece of hot steam rolled out of the pot, and everyone swallowed hurriedly.

Chen Ergou used a Finnish knife as a table knife, poked out a piece of meat, tasted it, and said: "The meat is a bit old. Because the altitude is too high, the temperature is too low, and the snow water boils, and it can't be cooked completely. But my ingredients are good. , the taste is not too bad, you can try it.”

Everyone couldn't wait, and got out of their sleeping bags one after another.

Follow him to poke a piece of meat with a Finnish knife and eat it.

"Ugh~ It's so hot." Yun'er stuck out her tongue, and the audience in the live broadcast room saw this cute look, and wished they could take a bite.

"Delicious, delicious, and a little sweet."

Leader Huang said without hesitation in his praise: "It's not too bad, it's absolutely top-notch. Very chewy!"

Chen Ergou lay down next to Ge You, leaning on Huang Lei's shoulder, chomping on the meat.

The camera perfectly presented everyone's expressions, and the audience in the live broadcast room got tired of it again——

"This kind of program is to show us a truth: what other people eat is delicious!"

"Grandpa Dog pretends to be aggressive every day, releases poison every day, and tricks the audience every day~"

"Hey, it's unfortunate that I was recruited, and I was so hungry... At one o'clock in the morning in China, do I still have to go out for supper?!"

After eating and drinking enough, everyone finally regained their vitality.

So we made an appointment to go out to boo boo together, but almost froze the chicken head off. Hurry up and finish, and hurriedly climbed into the snow cave with a cold air. Chen He exaggerated: "At least twenty degrees below zero, it's simply not a place for people to stay."

The two girls were going to pee, but seeing everyone's appearance, they would rather hold back than go out.

Chen Ergou wrapped up the rest of the meat and sent it to a place outside the cave for storage. He marked it and said: "This will prevent hungry polar bears from coming and knocking on our door at night. It's getting late, everyone, go to bed early. Sleep on the outermost side. You don’t have to worry about the fire going out, I’ll call everyone if you have any questions.” He helped everyone zip up their sleeping bags one by one.

Huang Lei said: "It's quite interesting to sleep in Datong shop like this, it's a rare and fresh experience."

"Ouba, help me cover the quilt." Yun'er Jiaohan raised her head and acted like a baby.

"Okay, stick your head down."

Yun'er suddenly said: "I want to say a prayer before going to bed, is that okay?"

"Pray? No problem, come on."

"Yona, are you a Christian? Pray, we don't mind."

Yoona clasped her hands together and prayed solemnly: "God, thank you for giving me Chen Ergou Oppa, he made us feel safe and brought us delicious food. It made me feel as I thought, You can take the wilderness as a tourist. God, thank you for giving me so many good friends. Sister Xiaomi, Xiaoming Ouba, Xiaoyu Ouba, Chen He Ouba, and Teacher Huang, they make me very happy and relaxed. Thank you, God. My prayers are over."

Everyone laughed.

Chen Ergou smiled and said: "Well, I also pray. I pray that we can walk across the glacier smoothly, find a suitable place to set up camp, and then go through this wilderness survival journey smoothly.

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Xiaomi said: "I pray that I will sleep warm tonight, and tomorrow will be a sunny day."

Huang Lei said: "I also pray, pray for my family, pray that my family and my children are safe. I pray that everything will go smoothly."

"Isn't it nice to have children?" Huang Jiaozhu asked.

Huang Lei said with a smile: "Yes, in fact, sometimes I feel that the children are too noisy at home, but once they are far away, I will start to miss them."

Everyone chatted about homework, and there was no special topic, but suddenly something called warmth spread in the cold snow cave. It seems to be contagious, passed on to millions of viewers, millions of families through the radio and through the lens.

The water friends who were still watching the live broadcast room in the middle of the night were suddenly moved. Maybe I have been staying up until now and haven't slept, because I want to say "good night" at the end.

But not everyone needs to pray.

Chen He didn't pray, he said to Chen Ergou who came to help him zip, "Mom, tell me a story."

Peng Yuyan cheered and said, "I want to listen too."

"I want to listen too." Yun'er joined in.

Huang Lei laughed and said, "Are you all children who haven't grown up?"

Huang Jiaozhu said: "We are still broadcasting live."

"What does it matter, the Lun family is only 6 years old." Chen He said meanly.

Peng Yuyan said: "The Lun family is eight years old, how old are you, Yun'er?"

Yun'er smiled and said: "Haha, the Lun family is only 10 years old, still a child."

Xiaomi also said abruptly: "I am 12 years old, and I am your older sister."

Er Huang was defeated, and the leader Huang said: "Well, I am eighteen years old, and I also need to listen to stories to sleep."

"Then tell the children a story about the snowman in the snow cave. This is what my grandma always liked to tell us when I was young."

Chen Ergou himself got into the sleeping bag neatly, and slept with Rengar in his arms, while J Shishi fell asleep under the warm blanket. He glanced at the camera, and there were still more than 10 million people, and he started to preach: "It is said that there used to be a huge snow cave, in which lived a tall, long-haired monster that looked like ape-man. It was extremely lonely. Go to the nearby village They snatched a beautiful girl from the village and went back to be his wife! They lived in a snow cave, and the monster went out to catch small animals for her to eat every day, and kept mating with her! Later, when the monster went out to hunt, Guliang ran back home, and went back Not long after, a freak that is half human and half hairy is born!"

"Gu Liang thought that after all, she was born and raised by herself. It didn't take long for the monster to find her home. She locked the door and stood at the back window holding the newborn child. The monster watched the swaddled baby reach out from the window Entering the room, Gu Liang handed the child in her arms to her. Then the monster said, "When you are born, you will be half of me and half of me. With one hand, one leg will be torn apart, and the hairless one will be torn apart. I gave it to Gu Liang!"

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After the story was told, the cave was quiet for a long time.

Then there was a lot of complaints, Chen He: "If I don't speak, is it because no one speaks?"

Yuner: "Ouba, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

Xiaomi: "Speaking of this horror story, it was actually told to children?! Was it really your grandma who told it?"

Leader Huang: "Can you tell the children such a story full of JQ and blood!"

Chen Ergou laughed loudly and said, "It's really my grandmother who said it."

"She once told me the story of the fox hole. She said that the fox hole was like the red light of the socket. At that time, there was a socket with a red light in the room. As a result, I was a little scared when I saw the socket for a long time. ! The biggest memory she left for me is a lot of ghost stories!"

"My mother also inherited the tradition of my grandma. When I was a child, my mother told me a story about an old grandma who likes to coax children to her house with candies, and then kills and cooks porridge. Once when she went to eat porridge alone, she ate it. A finger was discovered. This story tells us, don’t just eat what strangers give, I was still afraid until the beginning~”

"Uh~, mother dog, your childhood was so dark!!!"

In the live broadcast room, they were all overturned by 6——

"999, I like this story about half you and half me."

"This grandma said so eeriely."

"It should be a tiger grandma."

"The Lun family almost fell asleep, but they were too scared to fall asleep."

"Three minutes of silence for Lord Gou's dark childhood."

Everyone complained, only Chen He did the opposite, saying: "I like this kind of story, does the dog mother have any more?"

"Don't talk, don't talk~" Yun'er screamed.

"Okay, good night everyone, the audience should go to bed early, don't stay up late."

The snow cave became quiet, and after a while, Yun'er suddenly said: "Let's talk about it, the last one."

"Pfft~" Huang Lei couldn't hold back his laughter.

Xiaomi warned: "Yun'er, you will regret it."

There was an audience, Chen Ergou obviously became interested, coughed dryly to moisten his throat, and began to preach: "Then the last one."

"It is said that there used to be two siblings whose parents went away to work. When they went out, they told the siblings not to open the door to strangers! In the afternoon, someone knocked on the door. My sister hid in the door and asked: Who is it? Grandma said: I am your grandma! My sister looked through the crack of the door and said: You are not my grandma, my grandma wears green clothes!"

"Then the monster outside the door went to the banana tree next to the house and broke off a piece of plantain leaf, tore the two halves and tied it around his body, and then knocked on the door! This time it was my sister who took a look through the crack of the door and said: My grandma's head The monster tied a big bun. The monster went to the cow dung on the side of the road, grabbed a handful of cow dung and paste it on the back of the head, and knocked on the door. My sister said again: "My grandma has a mole on the forehead. The monster killed a fly and stuck it on it. Brow, and then knock on the door! My sister opened the door!"

"After entering, the grandmother said that her mother asked her to take care of their siblings! When it was late, it was time to go to bed! The grandmother said to the elder sister: "My sister, you sleep by yourself. The younger brother is still young, and the grandmother takes him to sleep! My sister is here." Sleeping in the next room. When I slept in the middle of the night, I heard the sound of eating next door, so I ran to the room next door where my grandmother slept."

"When I walked to the bed, I tripped over the rope and kicked a ball. I asked my grandma what tripped me up? The grandma said: It was the braces, and the ball was brought here to coax my younger brother! The grandma asked my sister what it was It’s not that I’m afraid, if I’m afraid, I’ll sleep together. My sister just touched the bed and felt wet, so she asked if my brother wet the bed again? Grandma said yes, you sleep on Grandma’s side!”

"My sister went to the window and found..."

Speaking of this, he deliberately paused, and said in a gloomy tone: "I found that it was some intestines that tripped me just now, and the ball was my brother's head. The quilt was soaked in blood, so I touched it to get wet. My sister quickly Run out of the lobby and climb up the attic with a ladder! Grandma ran out and asked, sister, why are you climbing there? My sister was very smart and said: Grandma and mother said that you came to eat cakes for you. I’m upstairs. I’ll throw it down for you. You can take it Clothes in the pocket! Then my sister poured a jar of lime into Grandma’s eyes, the monster’s eyes couldn’t be seen anymore, and her face started to rot. She also told you that you have no conscience, blind my eyes, and see if I don’t kill you, eat drop you!"

"My sister climbed down and pulled it and said, Grandma, I'll take you to the river to wash it! I brought the monster grandma to the river, and while it was washing its eyes, I pushed it down! The monster screamed slowly. It melted away and turned into strips of leeches!"

"..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xiaomi said with strong resentment: "Chen Ergou, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

Everyone's expressions were grimacing, "I don't want to see leeches in my life."

Only Chen Ergou's arrogant laughter rang out, laughing loudly, and it didn't disappear until very late.

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