Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter 272 [I didn't expect you to be such a dog]

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Chen Ergou used his running speed in the jungle to the limit, and the branches and leaves of the bushes swept under his legs, regardless of whether these plants had sharp thorns.

His calf was already a little numb from the beating through the clothes, but the unrelenting air-conditioning behind him made him dare not stop for a moment, and he couldn't feel the pain for a while.

There was a murderous aura behind him that stimulated the skin on his back, he could feel it without looking, this group of crazy crocodiles were approaching very close, if he slipped and fell inadvertently, he would fall into a hard fight again, maybe he would never be able to get up again.

No lie!

Chen Ergou couldn't turn his head back, but the audience in the live broadcast watched in horror. The distance is really close, it is like dancing with death.

Several times, it seemed that it almost bitten, but it was almost a little bit. They wished they could use their bodies to make Chen Ergou run faster.

Suddenly a ground seam several meters wide appeared in front of it, and the width was four or five meters long, which was too long! Too dangerous!

what to do?

Chen Ergou adjusted his pace while running fast, and had to jump high and high over the cracks in the ground.

"Jump, jump up—"

Chen Ergou slammed his left foot on the ground, concentrated all his strength on his feet, and leaped into the air.

With a sound of "swish", the body was already directly above the crack in the ground, and the sea wind gushing from the bottom to the top in the crack of the ground rushed up. In a hurry, Chen Ergou even had time to look at the "thousand-foot abyss" under his feet, he even saw the rolling waves under the dark seam,

Under a little twilight, the sparkling light is like a river of stars.

It was like crossing an abyss, with the river Styx roaring beneath his feet.

Immediately afterwards, there was a thick landing sound. He felt a sudden shock in his legs, and his calf was a little numb. The terrain on the opposite side was not flat, so he rolled on the spot to let go of the momentum.

Only then did he look back at the chasing crocodile.

Some of them couldn't stop, and even chased straight into the cracks in the ground.

This seam is more than four meters wide, extending tens of meters long, and you can feel the strong wind blowing your hair if you get close to the seam. Below is the sea water, and it seems that there are caves that can lead to the island.

Look at the direction, that is the cliff area on the east side of the island, a direction he has never explored.

"Huh~~"

Finally heaved a sigh of relief, he couldn't help rubbing his legs that had been numb from the overgrown branches, and glanced at the screen, which was full of congratulations——

"Congratulations to Lord Dog for escaping the siege!"

"It's really a horror movie. The ups and downs of the plot make people's hearts unbearable."

"Congratulations to Lord Dog's chrysanthemum for being preserved."

"I am breastfeeding the baby, and the baby will cry when he sees it."

"I've already sent a screenshot to the forum. Is there any up master on station b who has made a ghost or something? I'll provide the material."

"Er Gouzi, thanks to my luck buff, you were able to escape."

Chen Ergou laughed, clasped his fists at the camera, and said: "Well, I feel the blessing of your luck. It was really thrilling just now. Fortunately, the crocodile has no jumping ability, so I am safe now. Everyone has seen it. The crocodiles on the opposite side are ferocious and violent, and there are a large number of them. Friends with intensive phobia may not dare to see this scene."

"Ah, God, you saw my barrage, haha, Lord Dog talked to me."

Chen Ergou teased for a while, and began to drain the mud that was about to condense into lumps on his body. Suddenly, he noticed some itching in his thighs, and gently opened his underwear, two huge leeches were lying on them, devouring blood.

His trousers were bloody and looked very indecent.

Only then did Chen Ergou suddenly realize, "I said why is it unscientific, so it makes sense..."

"No wonder these crocodiles are chasing me like crazy. I'm afraid the voice call of the little crocodile is just a minor problem. The real problem is that the smell of blood on my body stimulated them."

"After all, crocodiles are cold-blooded animals. Although they can breed cubs, they are limited to their own children, but crocodiles often eat their own kind. Crocodiles are reptiles that are very sensitive to their own territory. To protect their own territory, they will attack and eat their own kind, and they are not animals that are good at attacking in packs like wolves."

"This kind of disgusting and cannibalism increases with the increase of the number of crocodiles. Because the environment is limited and the food is limited, as the number of crocodiles continues to rise, the larger crocodiles are controlling the population. So this time suddenly Being hunted down by dozens of crocodiles was not because I let the little crocodile go, but because this unsuspecting leech succeeded in sneaking up."

He paused, spread his hands, and was speechless for a while.

The water friends could only mourn for him, blaming him for his bad luck, "Hurry up and deal with the leech, it's disgusting!"

"The leeches are still sucking blood."

Naturally, Chen Ergou would not ignore the culprit, and it was not easy to do it through the trousers. He simply took off his trousers, took off the little master gourd on his belt, and poured some salt on his thighs. This thing, he has always carried.

"Don't be too scared when you encounter leeches, just use the correct method, don't scream when you see a leech. If the inhalation is not deep, you can pull it out, just like I did last time in Congo. But If you suck it for too long, the suction cup will get closer and closer. If you pull it out with force, once it is pulled off, the suction cup may stay in the wound, which is easy to cause infection and ulceration, which is fatal to me. "

"There are many correct ways to deal with it. You can gently pat the area around which the leech is sucked a few times to make it loosen the sucker and fall off by itself. In addition, use cool oil, table salt or if you smoke, use water soaked in cigarettes, concentrated Sprinkle vinegar, chili powder, lime, etc. on the insect body, or simply use fire to reduce it, and it can make it fall off."

While talking, sprinkle some salt on it and it will take effect immediately.

The fat leech fell to the ground, but the wound was still bleeding. He forcefully squeezed out the dirty blood from the wound, and carefully poured out a drop of rum to disinfect it.

Press the wound with a clean coat corner, and the bleeding will stop in a moment.

He also took off his clothes and asked the audience to check his whole body to see if there were any "fish that slipped through the net", and he would inevitably be molested. It was not until the skin was dry that he put on his clothes again and continued his unfinished exploration.

Under such a scorching sun, it only takes ten minutes to get sunburned without wearing clothes.

Compared with those famous mountains and rivers, Whale Island is certainly not high, but it is not easy to walk.

The columnar rocks are covered with moss, and there are vines and plants entangled in them, but these rocks are severely weathered and not very suitable for climbing. Maybe he chose the wrong path, so that every time he lands, he needs to choose carefully. Halfway through the climb, there are already high mountains and cliffs behind, and the hunting sea breeze blows the hem of the clothes, and the sea in the distance can be seen at a glance.

These are the motivation and fun of exploration. Every trip is a new exploration, from a familiar place to a strange place!

Exploring the local scenery, environment and animals, and pursuing new things can make this wilderness adventure more colorful!

Take a deep breath and keep climbing.

"Actually, when a person travels far, it's not for the pleasure of 'being at the top of the mountain and looking at the small mountains', nor is it for looking at the scenery on the other side of the mountain and the sea."

"It's just a person, walking forward step by step, climbing up little by little, sweating drop by drop, and persisting again and again."

"You can enjoy the scenery along the way: leaves, ray of sunshine, seagulls, insects...these are breathtakingly beautiful, so beautiful that people linger. Sometimes people will stop and stop Watch it, or encounter a surprise after a corner...Of course, it may be disappointment!"

"Many people like to climb mountains. Sometimes they are so tired that they climb to the top of the mountain, just for the hearty shout, and then they have to hurry down the mountain. It seems that the gain is not worth the loss. But next time you ask him to climb the mountain, he will probably take a picture. Hold your chest and say, I'll go."

"It's not being cheap, but he understands the fun of doing it."

"The process of climbing a mountain is just like the journey of life: everyone is doomed to die from the moment of birth. The wonderful thing is the process, which is often more important than the ending. As it was written in Tagore's poem: just go, There is no need to linger to pick flowers to preserve, because along the way, the flowers will continue to bloom."

"It's just that the reality is too impetuous, there are too many temptations, money, fame and fortune, it is easy to lose one's heart.

It's like when you are on the side of the road because of the beautiful scenery, you are intoxicated in the fun of taking pictures...then the sun goes down. If you enjoy the fun, that's all. I'm afraid you haven't played enough, and you want to look at the top of the mountain that is just a short distance away but you can't climb it. Then you can only look up at the mountain and sigh depressingly. . "

"...That's not worth the candle."

"If adventure is a climb, then all I can do is climb up persistently."

Suddenly, a furious "confession" came out of his mouth, and immediately there was a commotion in the live broadcast room——

"Master Dog is young again, look at the sour smell, I can smell it through the screen, haha/evil smile"

"It's a good pot of chicken soup. Let's cook this bowl of thick chicken soup for the soul together."

"Paralysis, I'm in my forties, and I feel like I've been educated by a young man in his twenties."

"I want to travel, really."

"Daughter-in-law, take you out to play during the May Day holiday."

"Principal Wang donated 1000/*100 bricks and tiles to the resident Chen Ergou. The rich will contribute money and powerful efforts to add bricks and tiles to Pippi Happy School. Sour! Who put the vinegar!"

"Master Dog, why do you read so many books? Is there any use in reading so many books, just to pretend?"

Chen Ergou happened to see this barrage, and said with a smile, "Men should read more books."

"Let me tell you a joke: In ancient times, a well-educated young couple had to recite poems and match each other on their wedding night and before the flowers and candles in the bridal chamber.

The bridegroom said that the last sentence must be selected from the "Hundred Surnames" to match the poetic meaning. The bride said: "Then you start first." The groom said:

My little desk is square and square, and I put the Four Treasures of the Study in the center. I pick up the pen and think about it. What I write is: Zhou, Wu, Zheng, Wang

After hearing this, the bride gave the answer casually: my sewing basket was on the bottom of the garden, and I put the needle-cut thread cloth in the center. I picked up the needle and thread and went back and forth. .

After finishing this sentence, the young couple burst into laughter, and the groom was happy: "That's right, that's wonderful, that's right, you're worthy of being the daughter of everyone's lady and a scholarly family!" Then—our one? ! The bride pursed her lips and did not answer with a smile. The bridegroom couldn't bear it and stepped forward to hug the bride and blew out the lamp with a pop. "

"There are also those who are more literary, who can write poems like "the flowers are fragrant, the moon is cloudy, and the spring night is worth a thousand gold". Look at what modern people will say when they are in the bridal chamber. Big, hard or hard', the woman yelled loudly, "Um~oh, husband, you are so powerful, no matter how hard you try"...it is too indecent.

If you also write a poem to your wife before the wedding night in the bridal chamber, "a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold", among other things, the artistic conception will be in place in an instant, right? Therefore, it is better for men to read more books. "

After all, he glanced at the camera with contempt.

Having reached the top of the mountain, he couldn't help panting a little.

After he nimbly jumped onto a stone pillar at last, finally there was no higher existence in front of him.

Overlooking the four fields, the whole Whale Island is at your feet.

"It's so beautiful!" Chen Ergou sincerely praised.

But the audience in the live broadcast room had no time to pay attention to the unparalleled beauty, they were all frightened by Chen Ergou's sudden driving just now.

"Damn it, Driver Chen is hiding his secrets, and he was almost fooled by his mouthful of chicken soup."

"666, this is the old driver, I am convinced."

"Men should read more books, yes, yes, it makes sense!"

"It's very experienced. It's not big, it's not hard, it's not strong. Hahaha, you've been exposed."

"I didn't expect you to be such a dog master. I completely recognize you."

"Haha, get it."

Liu Shaji: "I'm convinced, I didn't expect Mr. Dog to hide so deeply. People who have read the book have a lot of eyes, and they use the same set of dirty jokes to train others."

Even some of the female audience who were familiar with him before were shocked when they suddenly heard him speak in a nasty way. Even some of his friends who were watching the live broadcast were stunned and then smiled.

Some fanatics were even more agitated, "Mr. Dog fuck me."

It seems that such Chen Ergou is more like a perfect man!

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