Entertainment Guru Rebirth

Chapter 594: I'm not in theaters

When everyone was talking about it, Xiao Yuanyang returned to his office, the expression on his face turned anger into joy, without saying anything, he called Xiao Yunhai.

"Yunhai, what are you up to?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm busy making music. Brother, did my "Jing Wu Hero" have passed the review? Hey, it wasn't me. As for my movie, your film and television bureaus dare to be embarrassed. Did that Yang Li get kicked by a donkey?"

Xiao Yuanyang smiled and said, "His brain was really kicked by a donkey. After sitting in the position of acting chief, he doesn't know what his surname is."

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is called Xiaoren Dezhi. Brother, how many rows are you going to give me for "Jing Wu Hero"?"

Xiao Yuanyang smiled and said, "Not at all. Didn't you tell me? Yang Li's brain was kicked by a donkey, so I want to congratulate you here. Your "Jing Wu Hero" failed."

Hearing what Xiao Yuanyang said, Xiao Yunhai was silent for a while before saying: "Very well, this Chief Yang Da is deliberately making trouble with me. Why is he blocking my movie?"

Xiao Yuanyang said: "The action scenes are too real and easy to mislead young people. It is estimated that in a while, the audit department will call you and ask you to edit again. Yunhai, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Yunhai sneered and said, "Cut a fart. The most attractive part of "Jing Wu Hero" is the battle of real kung fu. Without this, it would not be "Jing Wu Hero". If this is the case, I would rather it not be released. ."

Xiao Yuanyang said: "Then your fans must not completely explode."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Then it will break out. Once something happens, Yang Li will definitely be the culprit. He is dead, cousin, you have hope. I'm afraid this is what you are thinking now."

Xiao Yuanyang laughed and said, "Yes. I don't hide it from you, Yang Li's wrong approach gave me hope. The key point lies in you. Only by making this matter a lot, will Yang Li be completely finished."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "I understand, you are ready to be your chief director. By the way, our Xiao family is known as the first political family, how can you ignore your affairs? If the old man or your father send In other words, the position of director of the Film and Television Bureau should not fall into Yang Li's hands."

Xiao Yuanyang said: "Oh, our family doesn't do this. You can go up if you do it, or get off if you don't. You have to fight for everything on your own. The family won't show up for you."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "The old man is wise."

Xiao Yuanyang said: "Okay, I won't say much, it's up to you next."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Don't worry, I am best at making troubles."

After talking with Xiao Yuanyang, before he could rest, the Audit Department of the Film and Television Bureau called him and asked him to go there.

Xiao Yunhai agreed and said to Zhao Wanqing: "My wife, I'm going to the Film and Television Bureau."

Zhao Wanqing said: "Has the film screening license been approved?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "The Film and Television Bureau thinks there is a problem with my film, so I want to rectify it."

"What?" Zhao Wanqing said in surprise: "They won't take the wrong medicine, right? A film that is popular all over the world still needs rectification, which is incredible."

Xiao Yunhai said coldly: "They are playing with fire. I will listen to what they say."

Half an hour later, Xiao Yunhai rushed to the Film and Television Bureau.

Li Changlong, the head of the audit department, met him in person.

The current status of Xiao Yunhai is not simple. The huge sales of "Jing Wu Hero" in various regions of the world have made him a business card of China, and he is also a billionaire. Li Changlong dare not treat him as an ordinary director.

Xiao Yunhai shook hands with him and said, "Minister Li, don't know what's wrong with my movie?"

Li Changlong said: "Mr. Xiao, after the unanimous ruling of our review department, we believe that your movie is too real in the fighting scenes and needs to be appropriately cut."

"Deletion? Minister, what do you mean by deletion? To what extent should this be appropriate?" Xiao Yunhai frowned and asked.

Li Changlong was a little hard to answer. After thinking about it, he said, "I kept revising it until we thought it was almost the same."

Xiao Yunhai smiled directly and said: "Minister Li, this joke is really not funny at all. Kung fu movies cut the fighting scenes, what do you want me to show the audience. I think you should have watched my movie. Conscience, what do you think of "Jing Wu Hero"?"

Li Changlong nodded and said: "I have to admit that Mr. Xiao's shots are indeed very good, and it is no wonder that he can get such a good box office record in the world. However, China is different from other countries in terms of national conditions, and specific matters need to be analyzed in detail."

Xiao Yunhai said, "Minister Li, you are playing officialdom with me. I heard that the former Director Zhang Xinji was sick and hospitalized, and the acting Director is Yang Li, right?"

Li Changlong said: "Yes. But no matter who it is, it has nothing to do with your "Jing Wu Hero"."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "Minister Li, I'm afraid you don't believe it yourself. I am not a fool. Yang Li has a very good relationship with Tian Jishang, Vice Minister of Culture, and Tian Jishang hates me deeply. , I’m not surprised that the movie "Jing Wu Heroes" has not been reviewed. Hehe, on the contrary, it would be a weird thing if my movie was so easily reviewed."

Li Changlong said: "Mr. Xiao, we came in accordance with the regulations, and we did not receive instructions from Director Yang or Director Tian.\"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Minister Li, "Jing Wu Hero" has won a box office of 2.3 billion U.S. dollars in the world, making Huaxia Kungfu famous all over the world, and you won't let such a movie pass the trial. You Don’t you know, once this incident spreads, you, the head of the audit department, will probably be replaced. For this movie, I won’t cut a single cut. Anyway, I have made more than 3 billion from it. I don’t care if China will show it. Goodbye."

After speaking, Xiao Yunhai stood up and walked out.

When he left the house, Xiao Yunhai stopped suddenly, turned his head and said, "Minister Li, listen to my advice, you must not take this matter up by yourself. This is not something you can afford. Also, you are the most Make some preparations to cleanse yourself, lest you accidentally become someone else's substitute for the dead."

The last word Xiao Yunhai said shocked Li Changlong's body, and suddenly felt a hint of crisis in his heart.

"Jing Wu Heroes" failed to be reviewed, and the first person to bear the brunt was myself, the director of the review department.

It's okay if there is no problem. Once there is a problem, I must be the scapegoat who was pulled out by Yang Li.

Now, listening to Xiao Yunhai's tone, it seems that he will not compromise.

This guy dared to scold the Deputy Minister of Culture in front of everyone, and there was nothing in the entertainment industry that he dared not do.

Thinking of this, Li Changlong took out a small recorder from the drawer, opened it and put it in his pocket, and walked to Yang Li's office.

After Xiao Yunhai returned home, Zhao Wanqing, who had been back long ago, greeted him and asked, "My husband, how is it?"

Xiao Yunhai recounted the matter and said, "Kungfu movies delete the action scenes. Is that still a kungfu movie?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "The Film and Television Bureau is indeed too much, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I want to make this matter bigger, the bigger the better, and let the fans call the shots for me."

Zhao Wanqing frowned and said, "But if you do, I'm afraid you will completely offend the Film and Television Bureau."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "The current acting director is Yang Li. This guy is not going to deal with me. Even if I don't have to sin against him, he will not give me good fruit. On the contrary, if I get through this trouble, I will take this guy from the director. If he gets down from the position, then Brother Yuanyang may go up. Once he becomes the director, what do you think I am afraid of."

Zhao Wanqing nodded and said, "That's true. However, you must pay attention to proportion."

Xiao Yunhai kissed him on his forehead and said, "Don't worry, I know it in my heart."

Turning on the computer, Xiao Yunhai posted a post on his homepage.

"I'm sorry, my dear fans, I want to tell you a very regrettable thing, "Jing Wu Hero" may not be released in China."

"Today I went to the Film and Television Bureau~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and learned that my movie "Jing Wu Hero" was stuck. The reason was that the kung fu in it was too real and it might teach teenagers badly, so let me cut it again. The fighting scene inside. Haha, this opinion was rejected on the spot. I think they were deliberately finding fault. If a kung fu movie cuts the fighting scene, I really don’t know what to show everyone. The movie "Jing Wu Hero" contains more than 20 types of boxing, each of which is a unique skill for each type of boxing. I really can't bear to cut it.

"The products produced by Yunhuang must be high-quality goods. This is the label you gave me. To be honest, although I don't say it, I still care very much in my heart. Therefore, whether it is music, novels, TV series or movies, I do my best Do your best. There is only one purpose, that is, my work must be worthy of these eight characters. And once "Jing Wu Hero" is deleted, it will definitely lose its standard. Although I know that with you, even if it is not a boutique, the box office It's definitely not worse than abroad, but I can't pass this hurdle in my heart, and I don't want a movie to smash my brand."

"Therefore, I thought about it, and finally decided that "Jing Wu Hero" will not be released in China. I'm sorry to disappoint you."

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