Entertaining Children

Huyou lived with three talented roommates, and Xiao Yao's winter camp career is coming to an end.

With the end of the training camp, the roster of the Olympiad national team also came out. In the last test, Xiao Yao still failed to enter the top ten. There are only six candidates for a team in the International Mathematical Olympiad, and Xiao Yao, who didn't make it into the top ten, naturally lost out.

After Xiao Yao came back, he learned that Chen Mingfei had told his fans about his participation in the Mathematical Olympiad winter camp, so he posted a message on Weibo, and reposted it on the Post Bar, informing fans that he had failed to be selected for the Mathematical Olympiad national team the result of.

Faced with Xiao Yao's new Weibo post, many people left comments to comfort Xiao Yao. But more, they looked "happy and happy", and seemed very happy that Xiao Yao lost the election. Of course, they also explained the reason.

"Xiao Yao, you should just concentrate on singing and acting. There are many mathematicians in our country like you."

"I finally don't have to worry about my little "Cheng Ying" becoming a nerd."

"If you really enter the Olympiad national team, I will apply to the national scientific research institution to conduct slice research on you."

Looking at these comments on Weibo and Tieba, Xiao Yao felt a little dumbfounded.

However, Xiao Yao's new Weibo is also an admission that he has indeed participated in the Mathematical Olympiad winter camp and participated in the selection of the national team. There were only 16 students in the winter camp this time. Even if they were not selected, as long as they could enter the winter camp to participate in the selection, it was enough to show that Xiao Yao's mathematics level was among the top among middle school students across the country. This is not at the same level as Xiao Yao's junior high school has always been the first in the school.

The winter vacation of the first year of senior high school was only forty days in total, and the one-month Olympiad winter camp was held during the winter vacation. After Xiao Yao finished the winter camp and returned to Yanjing, and spent the Spring Festival with his grandparents, there were only a few days left of the winter vacation It's over too. Fortunately, in the remaining few days, Xiao Yao, who has nothing to do, is still very leisurely.

Because of winning the Feitian Award and participating in the Mathematical Olympiad Winter Camp, Xiao Yao's popularity exploded again. In just ten days, the number of Xiao Yao's fans almost doubled, breaking through two million.

Doubling the number of fans is also something to be happy about. On a whim, Xiao Yao prepared to record a video and post it on Weibo to thank fans.

"The number of fans has exceeded two million," Xiao Yao smiled happily and gestured two to the DV camera, and was about to say something to thank the fans, but Xiao Siqi appeared out of nowhere and appeared on Xiao Yao's behind.

"I have eight million!" Xiao Siqi made an eight sign behind Xiao Yao, and suddenly said.

Xiao Yao looked back in surprise, only to see Xiao Siqi smiling triumphantly at him. Xiao Yao's face instantly collapsed.

"This...Isn't this shit what happened to Beckham's son Brooklyn in the previous life? God, are you playing with me?" Xiao Yao asked the sky speechlessly in his heart.

Although very helpless, Xiao Yao still posted this video on Weibo.

The comparison of expressions between Xiao Siqi and Xiao Yao father and son in the video is really interesting. It's rare for everyone to see Xiao Yao's hard-working look, and they still find it very interesting.

But for Xiao Siqi's funny behavior, Xiao Yao's fans still started a campaign to collectively complain about Xiao Siqi on the Internet. Then, this video was reposted by entertainment websites one after another, and the action of complaining about Xiao Siqi also changed from an exclusive behavior of Xiao Yao's fans to a national activity.

Xiao Siqi didn't care about being complained about. The day after Xiao Yao uploaded the video, Xiao Siqi uploaded a photo on his Weibo, which caused another heated topic.

The photo uploaded was of Xiao Yao, who was lying on the sofa bored and bored, with a look of lovelessness on his whole face. The accompanying text of the photo reads: "National Olympic Mathematical Team failed,

The number of fans was killed by me in seconds, Bayi's state in recent days is like this. "At the end of the text, there are a few applauding and laughing emojis.

As soon as this Weibo post was posted, Xiao Siqi's title of "unscrupulous funny dad" was confirmed. In addition to causing more ridicule from netizens, the photo of Xiao Yao paralyzed on the sofa posted by Xiao Siqi also became popular.

As the father of a photographer, under the influence of Xiao Yao, Xiao Siqi's photography skills are considered good among amateurs. This photo captures Xiao Yao's lazy state and unlovable expression very vividly, which makes people feel overjoyed at first sight.

On the spur of the moment, Xiao Siqi posted a photo for fun. Unexpectedly, this photo made Xiao Yao a new emoticon material. New pictures with narration on various Ps appeared one after another, and many new emojis were added to the mobile chat software of netizens. Because Xiao Yao's paralyzed state is very lazy in the photo, netizens even gave this photo a name that sounds the same as Xiao Yao's name, called Xiaoyao Paralyzed.

So in this world without Ge Youtan, Xiaoyaotan appeared instead.

After the Chinese New Year and before the start of school, Xiao Yao was indeed very leisurely, but he never thought that he would occasionally collapse on the sofa and be lazy for a while, how could he become the Uncle Ge of this world? Fortunately, he doesn't have stubble on his face, and he doesn't have Mediterranean hair on his head. His image is still much better than Uncle Ge's.

He became a popular emoji, and Xiao Yao was not indifferent. A few days after the Xiaoyao paralysis emoji became popular, Xiao Yao posted a new video on Weibo.

This time, Xiao Yao's fans can be regarded as enjoying the benefits. Because this time Xiao Yao directly recorded a new song in the video and released it.

Wang Ruiqi is 25 years old this year and works in Donghai City. Her hometown is far away in Jiangcheng City, Hubei Province.

Every year when I return to my hometown during the Chinese New Year, the process is a fixed New Year’s Eve reunion dinner. From the first day of the new year, I will visit relatives, eat and drink, until the seventh day of the new year, when her vacation is over, she returns to work in Donghai. In the first year or two, she was homesick and felt that the New Year in her hometown was lively. Now after working hard outside for several years, she just wants to take advantage of the New Year holiday to stay at home with her parents and have a good rest for a few days.

However, the power of tradition is still extremely powerful sometimes. Although she is unwilling, she can only drag her tired body and mood to follow her parents to relatives' houses to join in the fun.

Today is the fifth day of the first lunar month, and there are still two days before she returns to Donghai City.

Bored, Wang Ruiqi finished dinner with the whole family at her second uncle's house, and opened Weibo on the tablet she brought along with a group of people playing mahjong.

"Xiao Yao posted Weibo again?" Seeing the Weibo with Xiao Yao's name listed on the homepage, Wang Ruiqi, who was originally lying on the sofa in a paralyzed posture, sat up.

"Ruiqi, how many times have I told you that every girl needs to sit like a statue, always slumped on the sofa like a puddle of mud, what does it look like?" Wang Ruiqi's mother turned her head dissatisfied at the card table next to her. To Wang Ruiqi who just collapsed on the sofa.

"Auntie, you don't know, my cousin's posture just now is called Xiaoyaopan, which is very popular recently." The daughter of the second uncle's family, Wang Ruiqi's cousin Jin Siyu said to Wang Ruiqi's mother with a smile.

"I really don't understand how you young people are still paralyzed like that. It's so ugly." Wang Ruiqi's mother muttered, looked back at the card table, and quickly shouted: "Western Wind! Hit!"

Wang Ruiqi looked at her mother helplessly, without comment. Turning his head and happily said to his cousin: "Siyu, come here, Xiao Yao posted a new Weibo, it's a video, let's watch it together."

"Really?" Jin Siyu, who is also a "pill" like Wang Ruiqi, sat down next to Wang Ruiqi, and said excitedly, "What did our Xiao Yao post again?"

""Thelazysong"?" Taking advantage of the few seconds of video buffering, Jin Siyu asked Wang Ruiqi curiously: "Lazy song? Is Xiao Yao releasing a new song?"

"I don't know, it's just a name and a video, without any explanation." Wang Ruiqi shook her head and said, "You'll know it after reading it... The buffer is ready, let's start."

The video starts, the screen turns from black to bright, and the scene that appears is in a room.

In the high-definition medium shot, it can be clearly seen that Xiao Yao in the room is holding a guitar, lying half-lying on a large single sofa in a lazy posture similar to the very popular relaxed paralysis posture, which is different from the standard posture. The difference is that Xiao Yao's feet are not placed on the ground, but stacked on the small table in front of him.

"Pfft~" Seeing Xiao Yao's posture, the two sisters immediately burst out laughing.

In the video, the accompaniment sounded offscreen, and Xiao Yao sang lazily while playing the guitar: "Today Idon? .

"Ah, it's really a new song." The two sisters thought happily, "Listening to the beginning and the way he shakes his head, it should be a fun song."

In the video, Xiao Yao continued to sing: "I just wanna lay in my bed," after the second sentence, he still shook his head and whistled a few times. The bright rhythm and naughty melody can easily make the viewers have an urge to shake their heads like Xiao Yao in the video.

Wang Ruiqi, who speaks very good English, understood the meaning of the lyrics and immediately felt the same way. Her state for the past two days is that she doesn't want to do anything, she just wants to lie on the bed and pretend to be a corpse. So, instead of shaking her head with Xiao Yao like her cousin, she was eager to see what Xiao Yao would sing next.

"Don?t feel like picking up my phone, leave a message at the tone.? Cause today Iswear I?m not doing anything." After singing these two lines, the song ended the first paragraph, and the rhythm and melody changed a little, but Xiao Yao didn't add whistles behind it.

The song that Xiao Yao sang in this video is exactly the song "the lazysong" by Martian brother in his previous life. According to his own meaning, it is translated as a lazy song. After being defeated by the Olympiad national team and excitedly preparing to celebrate doubling the number of fans but being hit by his father, Xiao Yao's state was really lazy a few days before school started, and he didn't want to do anything.

It's okay to be paralyzed on the sofa, and my dad secretly took a photo and posted it on Weibo, becoming a famous happy paralyzed queen. Looking at himself in the photo, Xiao Yao inexplicably remembered the famous lazy song by Martian Brother in his previous life. So he recorded the song on video on a whim.

In the previous life, five or six people filmed the MV for the song Martian brother together in a room. In this life, Xiao Yao is not interested in asking for help. Isn't free paralysis very popular now? Xiao Yao simply sang this song while paralyzed on the sofa.

The lyrics of Xiao Yao's song have also been revised. On the one hand, at Xiao Yao’s age, lyrics like putting your hands in your crotch, finding a beautiful girl to have sex with her, and making her yell awesome are really inappropriate. On the other hand, this world doesn’t have The fitness method called P90X, everyone does not know what P90X is. So in terms of lyrics, Xiao Yao still had to make some changes.

It is not the first time that Xiao Yao has done such a thing as changing the lyrics. With his current level of writing, it is no problem to write all the lyrics by himself. But this time, Xiao Yao didn't change the lyrics thoroughly, and as a result, something happened again.

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