Doomsday Wonderland

"...Honestly, now I kind of understand why some people hunt visa officers."

After Ji Shanqing said this, he took a long breath, took out the last thing from his pants and placed it on the dining table - the dining table that was originally big enough for six people to eat was now occupied. Half done.

One or two candles have been burned out, and there are only a few short candles left on the table, which are still weakly supporting the dark light curtain; under their abundant firelight, the various items on the table are dazzling with a faint glow. of glimmer.

Lin Sanjiu did not participate, and sat silently at the back, watching the two of them take things out one by one - she originally tried her best to keep a straight face, but at this moment she finally couldn't hold on any longer and exposed her face. Undisguised surprise.

"I have long heard that the visa officer is rich, but I didn't expect it to be so rich..."

Ji Shanqing and Qing Jiuliu also sat down at the table. The candlelight reflected several people's faces in orange; except for their faces, everything was eliminated in the darkness, including the corpse not far away.

——At this time, there were eleven items placed on the table.

11 items may not sound like much; if a visa can be exchanged for one thing, then visa officers should be able to add dozens of items to their hands every time they go to a new world - even if the situation in the non-vegetarian world is special.

However, in this way, after just traveling through a few worlds, there are already too many things accumulated, and no one can remember the names of the uses of so many things. Therefore, a popular method among visa officers is to return When the center reaches the twelve realms, get rid of most of the unused special items on hand.

"Country bumpkins" like Lin Sanjiu don't know that staying in the twelve central realms is very expensive and continues to cost money.

Logically speaking, visa officers are fully capable of staying within the twelve central realms for the rest of their lives, but they still have to keep going to the outside world; not only to expand the types of visas, but also to exchange for more supplies - Twelve There are too many visa officers in the world, and a visa, especially the largest number of ordinary visas, cannot be sold for a good price at all.

...In other words, what is on the table at this time are the best things left after careful selection of radishes.

The first item on the left is a lacquered green birdcage that is half a person's height - it is not fair to say it is one piece, because this solid wood carved and finely crafted birdcage is now filled with all kinds of things. of debris. No matter how detached the status of the visa officer, Luo Bao still had to wear clothes and eat. Apparently, he simply stuffed some of the things he had to bring into the birdcage and used it as a suitcase.

"Why don't you move quickly? Why are you still standing there?" Qing Jiuliu raised his chin towards Lin Sanjiu, took a sip of wine from the bottle, and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment: "...I'm waiting to see you. Here’s the introduction to the card.”

Lin Sanjiu glanced at him and was about to say something when Qing Jiuliu interrupted her.

"Okay, okay, we all know that you are colluding with us this time. This is really a big fucking deal. Hurry up and turn it into a card."

Everything she wanted to say was suppressed, and Lin Sanjiu let out a breath of laughter and laughter - it was obviously a problem that she had been struggling with for a long time, but it was completely resolved by Qing Jiuliu's few words; if she continued to push it away, she would probably Even she herself felt hypocritical.

She paused, and finally without saying a word she reached out and touched the birdcage, and an extra card appeared on the table.

【Canary's Revenge】

Fuck you, you idiot, you are finally dead!

As soon as the end came, a certain raised "canary" burst into joyful cheers in his heart. The years of her beauty and youth were twisted into a period of time when she was imprisoned by money and could no longer experience normal emotions; for this she resented everything - she resented the man who tried every means to prevent her from being independent, and she resented the man who tried his best to prevent her from being independent. The woman called the principal wife hates their children, is tortured by her past, fears her future, and laughs at the so-called love... Now that the end has come, everything is in ruins, but her panic and hatred are all gone. This is a huge birdcage.

Target audience: Men and women under 3, children under 10, and couples of any age.

Implementation method: Take out the birdcage in front of the target object and open the door.

Effect: As long as the conditions are met, people who see this birdcage will walk into the birdcage with a blank look on their faces, curl up into a ball, and be imprisoned. However, people can only be locked up for ten days at most. After all, no one can be a canary for a lifetime - once the ten days are up, the people inside will be released no matter what.

Note: Apart from not killing the people in the birdcage, everything that can be done must be slowly discovered and tested by the owner of the birdcage. This product can also be stacked with the effects of other special items.

ps: When using it, beware of your opponent's special items or abilities that are incompatible with each other.

"This..." Ji Shanqing blinked, somewhat unbelievable. "If you suddenly take this out when you are losing the battle...it will be a life-saving thing."

"Fortunately none of us meet the requirements," Kiyokuru sighed.

Maybe there are too few people who take action against the visa officer, and even fewer meet the requirements, so Carrot doesn't seem to use it very much; at this time, the cage is filled with a change of clothes, dry food, water, medicine and other sundries that will be needed in the future. .

"Look at the second one." Gift Bao also became excited and pushed the toothbrush to Lin Sanjiu.

Turns out it’s really just a toothbrush.

"You're sick," Qingjiuru cursed and threw the toothbrush out, "Why don't you put it in a birdcage!"

"Probably because I can't put it down anymore," Li Bao picked up the third item, "This must be a special item."

If it wasn't a special item, no one would carry around a plastic, palm-sized English letter - Lin Sanjiu raised the red "e" and looked at it for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it could be. I turned it into a card with doubts.

The moment they saw the words on the card clearly, several people suddenly stood up at the same time, almost overturning their chairs——

【ebay】

Yes, you read that right, it’s the eBay you’re thinking of.

How can a mere doomsday stop the progress of the great capitalists? Even if humanity perishes, today's eBay is still tenaciously surviving; it has transformed into many red plastic letters scattered around the world. Any evolver who holds this letter is an ebay user and can conduct various transactions through this letter.

How to use: When this letter is activated for the first time, a code will be generated; even if the letter holder changes, the code will remain unchanged, and all holders will use this code for transactions.

Hold the letters in the palm of your hand, and the information generated by the letters will flow into the user's brain in a bioelectric way, forming a transaction picture - let's leave the specific technical issues vague. Users can upload trading items, and can also browse and search other users’ product information and purchase conditions.

So after buying a product, how do you get it?

This is really a mystery.

Due to some unknown standard, eBay's page will mark in gray those items that "I hope you can't get it"; naturally, users cannot purchase these items.

As for the things that can be purchased, users have two choices: one is to choose "same world transaction", which can only be established when the buyer and seller are in the same world; the other is to choose "pay shipping to eBay". After paying enough shipping fee, the thing you purchased will fall out of the sky or somewhere else with a "wave" - ​​don't ask where it came from, this is a trade secret. The same goes for selling things.

The information on the card was not actually written in detail, and it was quickly read in just a few paragraphs; but the three heads gathered together still seemed to be frozen in mid-air, and no one spoke for a long time. When the others finally reacted, Lin Sanjiu immediately held the red plastic "e" tightly and closed her eyes under the excited and dazed gazes of the other two.

...After a while, she finally opened her eyes again and let out a long breath.

"How's it going?" Qingjiuli put his head over, looking anxious: "What did you see? Why didn't you say anything?"

The expression on Lin Sanjiu's face at this time was like a child's first visit to a candy factory - she opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something; but after hesitating for a few seconds, she finally pushed the plastic letters over : "It's better for you to see for yourselves."

The other two men looked at each other.

——After winning Qingjiuru in the guessing game, Libao grabbed the plastic letter and held it in his fist.

This special item obviously had no race requirements. Almost as soon as he closed his eyes, an image like a screen of light lit up in his originally dark field of vision.

Apart from the big word "ebay", the first thing that caught his eye was the two lines of words that appeared like the title of the film.

"Number of ebay letters: 10927."

"Current number of users: 149."

This means that there are tens of thousands of plastic letters in the apocalyptic world - but the number of people who have found and owned plastic letters only totals 14. UU Reading www. uukanshu.net turned his eyes away - following his movements, the page slid slightly, as if by induction, and the two lines of words on the second page were displayed in front of his eyes.

"Total number of tradable items: 203."

"Items currently tradable by the user: 37 items."

...Next, there is a list of 37 items.

One after another, various and incredible items continued to slide past him as his eyes moved around the gift bag; for the first time in his one-and-a-half-year-old life, he discovered a hobby of his -

Online shopping.

(Thank you to everyone such as Imitating the Song Dynasty's Brushwork, Hua Xia Mian, Egg Tarts, Deshao Yin Vinegar Qie Shao Yin, Qiao Han, Su Dai Ying Ning, etc., as well as Mi Ruirui, Saito Ruoki, Camille Me, Xiao Jiu Bu Eat Fish, etc. Everyone’s monthly vote! Because I have to write it in the main text, I don’t dare to write more. To those students who haven’t seen the anti-theft stamp, I am starting to revise the essay, and the current progress has reached sixty chapters; when I finish all the revisions, I will unify Replace all the old chapters. If you want to re-read it, you can also read it, because I will change a lot of plots that I don’t like...) (To be continued.)