Don’t Pretend, I’m Actually Taking Special Forces

Chapter 104 The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one way

"Handsome guy, are you tired? I'm so tired, I'm almost dying."

Fang Tian came over and asked with a smile. His pace was obviously very slow, but there was an indescribable happiness on his face.

"Tired! Of course I'm tired! I can't wait to lie down now! But I'm also happy, haha! I'm more excited than anything else to be able to abuse those veterans!"

Zhang Shuai looked tired, but his tone was very happy. Who knows, he thought he had won the lottery.

"Savage, among the few of us, you are the only one who doesn't have much influence! You are also a fucking monster!"

Hao Lian opened his mouth sullenly, and looked at Zang Chong with displeasure but envy.

Zang Chong smiled triumphantly when he heard the words, "I'm so talented, I'm helpless too! You are all weaklings!"

After Zang Chong finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated and threw everyone away.

"Your uncle! Can you still speed up?" Hao Lian stared, indescribably depressed!

Now, he finally saw the horror of Zangchong.

48 minutes on the basketball court, the beginning was okay!

But in the later stage!

every moment!

It feels like running a 400-meter hurdle.

Every attack and defense requires sprinting and doing your best.

It was really hard work.

fortunately.

With Qin Yuan's help in this game, let them win!

"The company commander is really too strong!"

"It's not just strong, it's ridiculously strong!"

"The company's long hair, shaved into a bald head, is definitely a contemporary old hooligan!"

"Old gangster? Why do I feel that this title is more in line with the company commander's temperament than the big devil?"

"Forcing us to train crazily every day, thinking about torturing us all the time, isn't this old hooligan what is it?"

"No, no, old rascal, it just shows that the company commander is strong. It can't highlight the company commander's terror at all. I think the big devil is more suitable and more vivid!"

...

When the thornheads mentioned the old hooligan, they immediately remembered Qin Yuan's nickname, and immediately started a heated discussion.

In the end, no one convinced anyone, and gave Qin Yuan two nicknames, the Great Demon King and the Old Hooligan.

The thorns are very good in physical fitness!

The only ones who were affected were Zhang Shuai, Fang Tian, ​​Hao Lian, and Xu Kai.

As for the savage Zangchong?

Running with a heavy load has no effect on him at all!

Therefore, on the whole, it didn't take much time for everyone to run 10 kilometers.

Back in the dormitory, the thorns finished washing, lying comfortably on the bed, lazily soaking their feet.

"Hey, soaking your feet is so comfortable! What do you think I have been doing for the past 18 years? Didn't I discover such a good health regimen?"

"My first 18 years, I feel like I have lived in vain! Our country's Chinese medicine culture is extensive and profound, and now I have finally learned it."

"By the way, Lao Hua, why have you been so low-key lately? When it was time for you to show off, you turned off the fire with a muffled voice? I remember your physical fitness and fighting skills, isn't it amazing?"

Hua Shanke held a book of The Birth of Tragedy in his hand, and smiled slightly, "Isn't this stimulated by the little cheetah, and I have also begun to learn to keep a low profile! I have recently fallen in love with philosophy, and I keep my ears shut and only read Books of sages! Fight for it, you people, it has nothing to do with me."

"Hey, Lao Hua, you are a monk of the lamp grass, you are not stealing, and you are ringing the bell instead? Let me tell you, Lao Hua, usually in movies, if this person suddenly changes his temper, he is not far from death."

"Fuck you! I think you are not far from death! That's because you suddenly looked at the photo, and you are not far from death! Don't give me a lot of nonsense!"

"Hahaha... Just kidding with you, just kidding. Your mind is still normal, as long as you are not crazy!"

...

The lights out sounded.

There was a click.

The lights go out.

"Ahem, Fang Tian?"

Han Xiang's very obscene laughter sounded.

for a moment.

Everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears and listen!

A joke every night has completely become a tradition in the recruit dormitory.

Even if he didn't want to hear it, what Fang Tian said made sense.

"Hey, I have to train every day, and I still have to think of jokes for you. I am going crazy."

Fang Tian deliberately sighed, complaining.

"Stop pretending, and still play reserved with the brothers? You don't say we're going to sleep."

Han Xiang directly showed his big move.

"Haha... You guys are simply a bunch of perverts! Don't learn every day!"

When Fang Tian heard it, he immediately laughed, "Since the brothers are so supportive, ahem, then I'll start! Listen up!"

Fang Tian deliberately lowered his voice, with an inscrutable image, he spoke slowly:

"When I first bought the car, I planned to go to many places. I realized later that some people are already tired of going to the places that novices dream of going to..."

As soon as Fang Tian finished speaking, the whole dormitory immediately fell into deep thought.

follow closely.

Han Xiang couldn't help sighing, "Absolutely! Brother Fang Tian, ​​I can't accept you!"

"Where is it? Isn't this motherfucker just an ordinary sentence? Fang Tian, ​​you are at the end of your rope!"

"The donkey is poor? Brother dei, why are you so innocent? Today's joke is obviously more high-end, okay?"

"Your uncle! It hurts my heart! This is actually a sad story today!"

"I understand it in seconds, and I understand it in seconds! Alas, I'm hopeless!"

"Stop! Stop! Let me down!"

"Listening to what you have to say is better than listening to what you have to say!"

"Listen to what you say, ten years of reading for nothing!"

"The last time I heard a joke with such connotation was the last time!"

...

The thornheads exchanged for a while, and immediately discovered the awesomeness of this sentence, and immediately couldn't help but admire Fang Tian.

They couldn't figure it out, where did Fang Tian get so many jokes?

Still emerge in endlessly?

In his family, I'm afraid it's not as simple as selling a car!

Probably repairing the car!

Otherwise, how could it be possible to accumulate so much experience!

Seeing that everyone is still unsatisfied.

Han Xiang suddenly had an idea, looked at Xiaopang, smiled and said, "Little Fatty, brother Fang Tian is so talented, he drives us to literature on the hour every day, and humble literature is quite popular now, why don't you give us all a clean up?" point?"

"Heh? Didn't expect you to know this, little fat? Why don't you say something, let us see?"

"That's right, Fatty, come and make the brothers happy!"

"Do you understand? Humble literature is not for fun!"

"If this chubby is sad, shouldn't we be happy? How can it be said that this is not for happiness?"

"Nimma!"

...

Stingheads, you can't stop laughing at every word you say.

When Xiaopang heard this, he immediately became interested!

He didn't have a mobile phone these days and couldn't send WeChat messages, so he figured it out a bit!

That person who is neither cute nor ladylike is probably a stingy guy, deliberately deceiving his feelings.

That being the case, there is nothing to be sad and sad about.

"Since everyone is looking forward to it so much, then I will do what I can to make everyone happy. Listen carefully, and I will just say it once." Xiaopang smiled slightly, and said with a faint smile:

"Bao, have you checked out with him? Can you reply to my message? I made rock sugar pear soup, you must have a sore throat from shouting all night, right? Come back early tonight, I broke 4 of my ribs , made braised pork ribs for you."

"Oh my god!"

"This, this... Little Fatty! Don't be so explicit!"

"You are purely maliciously trying to spoil elementary school students!"

"Whoa, you bad guy."

"Pierce the heart, old iron! This is the real heart-piercing!"

...

When the thornheads heard this, they couldn't take it anymore, and each of them felt a chill.

However, Xiaopang was very happy to see everyone's reaction through the dim light!

The whole person instantly became excited!

I didn't expect to say this, it's cool to disgust them?

Didn't they say just now that if they suffer, they will be happy!

Now, that seems to be the case!

They are suffering, but they are also very happy!

Fatty suddenly became interested, and said with a smile, "It's just the beginning, and I can't accept it? Then if I say one thing every day, you still have to collapse? Look at your fragile resistance!"

"For the sake of everyone's higher resistance to poison, I will avoid it, and tell you an authentic one."

"Bao, today I went to the construction site to carry cement. I carried a sack every time. The workers all praised me for my strength, but I cried instantly. I can carry anything, but I can't carry missing you."

"Fuck! There's an inside smell!"

"My heart is pierced, old iron! Woohoo, let me cry for a while!"

"There are more sad people in this city."

"It turns out that everyone has a treasure in their hearts!"

...

The thornheads screamed strangely on purpose, venting the emotions that were hooked up in their hearts.

But soon, drowsiness hit, and the thorns fell into a deep sleep.

Woke up the next day!

All refreshed!

Move your body.

The waist is sore and the legs don't hurt.

The whole body is indescribably relaxed.

"I have to say, the effect of the company commander's feet-soaking herbal medicine is really invincible! If it is in a normal state, with our training method, I'm afraid it will be difficult to walk the next day! But now, I don't feel it at all the next day. No fatigue at all!"

"More than that! As our physical fitness improves step by step, it will be easier for us to face these trainings in the future! To a certain extent, we can get rid of these herbs and train directly, and we can persist. Look, I originally had 2 yuan My abs are now 4 packs! At this rate, by the end of the month at most, my 8 pack abs will all be revealed."

"Damn it! Really, you guys have developed your abs? It's ok!"

"Don't be envious. Following this training method, after the recruit company is over, almost everyone in our recruit company can develop abdominal muscles, except for Xiaopang, of course."

"Your sister! Why am I excluded? Didn't you see that I have lost weight these days? I weighed it yesterday, and this week, I have lost eight catties. Not surprisingly, the recruits have lost weight after three months. I'll have abs too!"

"What the hell? Lost 8 pounds? Why didn't I see it?"

"The skinny ones are all belly fat, of course you won't be able to see it! When the flesh on your face starts to lose weight, it will be obvious!"

"Then if you lose weight, wouldn't it be a pity that we can no longer call you chubby?"

"What's the pity of this? I've already thought about it. Once I enter the special forces, my code name will be Xiaopang! This is to commemorate my lost youth!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, yes! This code name is good! If I hear a very awesome special soldier named Xiaopang somewhere in the future, I will know that it is you!"

...

The thorns talked and laughed, came to the arsenal to pick up the equipment, and then ran a 10-kilometer load.

It stands to reason that even a veteran company can only run 5 kilometers with a load.

10km weight run?

Do it every day?

Only special forces can stand it!

The air was hot and dry, and after only running a few hundred meters, the thornheads were already sweating profusely, but none of them complained of being tired, and they all gritted their teeth desperately.

They also want to improve the overall score to within 36 minutes within 10 days, so that Qin Yuan can write a new song!

40 minutes!

Running is over!

Have a meal!

wash up!

Clean up and tidy up the house!

In the morning, continue with the 400-meter obstacle course.

With the experience of the first day, the overall performance of the thorns has improved a lot this time.

At the end of the morning training, more than 10 people were able to run within 1 minute and 40 seconds.

certainly.

The vast majority of people are still hovering beyond 2 points.

There is no other reason, too many mistakes!

In the video, it may be very easy to watch others run the 400-meter obstacle.

But those who can be filmed and uploaded to the Internet are almost all the leaders of their respective companies.

So for them, every movement is easy.

But who knows, how many years of hard work have they devoted to the training of the 400-meter obstacle before they can achieve this result?

If you want to soak the 400-meter obstacle well, in addition to being extremely strong in physical fitness, you also need countless times of practice, exploration, and discovering the details of a method that suits you to connect every movement!

1 minute 26 seconds 83!

Flying like lightning!

After running a 400-meter hurdle, Zang Chong touched his shiny head and walked over with a smile, "Commander, I feel that this 1:32.83 is already my limit! Please analyze it for me, On what project can I go further?"

The most authoritative record of 1 minute and 23 seconds in the military region!

It is indeed difficult to break!

This is like a shackle!

Hold back everyone!

It's like the latest 100-meter world record of 9.58 seconds!

Maybe you can easily run out of 12 seconds, or even 11 seconds!

But on this basis, if you want to go further and run within 11 seconds, it is almost impossible!

This is the horror of this 1 minute and 23 seconds!

Now Zangchong, Zhang Shuai and Xu Kai are all three and four seconds behind!

It is conceivable that this is very difficult.

"That's right, company commander, can you see if there is any way to make us go further?" Zhang Shuai and Xu Kai also walked over with frowns.

As for who is most likely to break this terrifying military record, there are only the three of them, except for Qin Yuan, a monster.

"You want to go further?" Qin Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at the three of them.

"That's right!" The three nodded solemnly.

Qin Yuan glanced at the three of them, and smiled calmly, "It can be seen that the three of you have achieved the current results in running, and you have achieved the ultimate in movement cohesion and physical explosion!"

The three nodded.

"Nowadays, if you want to go further, there is only one way." Qin Yuan said with a smile.

"What way?" The three of Zangchong suddenly widened their eyes, and they became very interested!

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