Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Chapter 2 My stupid brother~

Ron's brother? If he were a biological brother, he would be as handsome as Ron, right? Petunia thought crazily, if she can't pick up her brother, maybe she can do it too?

For the sake of a handsome guy like Wei Zeng and a tip of ten dollars, he decided to help Ron. After all, it was just a suitcase and it was not a heavy luggage.

Ron got into a muscle car and followed the direction where the handsome man in black left just now.

Ron Lee Cooper.

That's right, as expected, he's another time traveler.

When he first came to this world and was held in the arms of a beautiful woman and called by his name, he thought for a moment that he had arrived in the world of "Harry Potter."

Until he discovered that he had one and only one brother, and no one in the family had red hair. What particularly made him come to a definite conclusion was that his mother actually used a gas stove instead of magic to cook.

He finally determined that this was a Muggle family. Based on a comprehensive analysis of a series of information such as news newspapers, he came to a preliminary judgment that he seemed to have traveled back to the United States in the 1980s or 1990s.

It took several years with this idea in his mind. However, as time went by, he felt that everything around him was not quite right.

First, the wife of the next-door neighbor installed a brace for her silly son.

When Mary talked about it at the dinner table, he learned that the dull-looking boy was named Forest Gump.

On TV, banker Andy Dufresne's murder of his wife caused a sensation. In the end, the cruel banker was sentenced to life imprisonment in Shawshank Prison. The Cooper family at the dinner table expressed their joy...

Everything gave him an inexplicable sense of immediate vision.

This continued until Mom gave birth to a second set of twins, Missy and Sheldon.

Seeing the wisdom that belied his age that often shone in Sheldon's eyes, he realized that he had actually entered the world of American TV series and Hollywood movies.

So, can you believe that the dumb guy next door who doesn’t look amazing will become the owner of a chain restaurant and a shareholder of Apple?

Ron was thinking as he walked to the small community park, where all the nearby children were playing, except for that weirdo Sheldon.

Okay, it may not be a nice thing to say about his brother, but Ron really doesn't like that self-righteous brat. In comparison, the little angel Missy is much cuter.

In the small park, several older children were ganging up to bully the stupid...well, the wise and foolish child next door.

To be honest, the character Forrest Gump can be said to be one of Ron's favorite screen images. At that moment, his sense of justice was overwhelming, and he was so angry that he shouted: "Let that kid go!"

Although the final result is still a bruised nose and a swollen face, after all, even if the children are only one year old, the difference in physical fitness will be extremely obvious.

But Ron was still very happy, not only because he saved his favorite movie character, but when little Forrest Gump said the words "We are friends", a magical voice sounded in his head.

"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by A-Gump, the first plot character. The system is officially launched. The host receives A-Gump's gift: a perpetual motion machine (twenty kilograms of food per 100 kilometers. As long as you can't run to death, run to death. If I can do it, you can do it, oh Yeah~)”

From that day on, Ron opened the door to a new world.

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Ron hung the opponent's car from a distance and followed it for about five kilometers. The car turned into a deserted road, and finally, the most classic scene appeared.

A black car emerged from nowhere and suddenly put on a police light on the roof, and a siren suddenly sounded.

"The car in front of you pull over! Put your hands out."

The handsome guy in black did as he was told.

"Very good, now open the car door, put your hands behind your head, face the car and back up to the rear..."

Two armed FBI agents got out of the car and pointed their guns at him as if facing a formidable enemy. They approached him little by little and handcuffed him to the car. Ron knew that it was time for him to appear.

"Hey, my friend, are you playing house?" Ron opened the car door and got out of the car with a smile on his face.

The two policemen with guns immediately turned their guns, but lost their temper immediately after seeing Ron.

"Hey, Ron, the FBI is handling the case here, you IRS can't get involved."

"Handling cases? Your FBI way of handling cases is to play house with your colleagues on the street?" Ron turned his head to the handsome man in black lying on the hood of the car: "Is that so, Detective O'Connor?"

The two policemen quickly looked around for a week, and then breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no one on the street.

The slightly bald policeman: "Ron, I think you must have made a mistake. He is a suspect we are investigating, and he just happens to look very similar to someone you know."

Ron: "Really? It doesn't matter. I'm not familiar with that person anyway. I just want to exchange some news with you about the drug dealer code-named 'Heisenberg'. I don't think you will be unhappy, right?"

After saying that, Ron was still whistling and pointed pointedly with his chin at Detective O'Connor who was lying on the hood of the car.

"Okay, can we talk about this in the car? Feynman, take that guy to the car, and you guys go to the back seat." The bald policeman sighed helplessly and looked at Ron: "You take the passenger seat. "

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"Are you still angry about what happened at the sperm bank just now?"

"No!"

Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hoftaste, PhDs in theoretical physics and experimental physics from Caltech, respectively, were walking despondently up the stairs of their apartment.

Just now, they were preparing to make some contribution to the evolution of human IQ and earn a little money to replace their home network with faster fiber optic broadband.

But at the critical moment, Sheldon once again escaped unexpectedly.

"This is genetic fraud!" Sheldon yelled.

Leonard raised his head helplessly: "It was obviously you who wanted to come in the first place!"

Sheldon still spoke plausibly: "Think about those poor women who would place all their hopes on my sperm and end up giving birth to little ones who don't even know whether to calculate the area under the curve using integral or differential calculations. What would they think? "

"I'm sure they will still love him."

"No! I won't!" Sheldon retorted: "Think about it, my sister and I almost share the same chromosome, and she's just a waitress."

That's right, in Sheldon's eyes, the three children in the family besides himself are just idiots who can breathe through their mouths and don't understand the charm of science and the respect they deserve for scientists.

Even Ron, who had a slightly better IQ, in his eyes was not much different from the ape-man who had just learned to walk upright, except that he was more aggressive.

As soon as he reached the door of his home, Leonard was about to open the door when he suddenly noticed that the door to the apartment opposite was open. The neighbor inside had at some point been replaced by a slim blonde who was cleaning up the house.

"New neighbor?" Leonard's eyes widened, and he stood motionless in place, as if he was petrified. He stared at the beautiful legs of the new neighbor opposite under his hot pants, and his mouth gradually went dry.

Sheldon shrugged, "Obviously."

"Compared to the previous one, the standard has improved significantly."

"If you mean..."

Sheldon was still talking non-stop, but Leonard was like a breeze passing through his ears, completely uninterested in listening to what he said.

Leonard: "Maybe we should be a little nicer and maybe ask her to come over and have lunch with us."

With that said, Leonard walked towards the apartment opposite. Penny had just finished packing her things and was about to send Ron's suitcase to his bedroom.

"Hi, I'm Petunia~ ​​I just moved here." Petunia greeted the two of them gracefully.

"Hi~ I'm Leonard, he's Sheldon, your neighbor across the street."

"The neighbor opposite?" Petunia's eyes widened, trying to find any trace of Ron in the two of them to confirm who was Ron's brother, but she failed.

These two guys looked so ordinary, basically no different from the nerds she had seen in school. Compared with the handsome and handsome Ron, they were completely different styles.

"Well, which one of you two knows Ron?"

"Ron?"

Sheldon took a step back warily: "Are you the agent sent by Ron to monitor me?"

"Hahaha~ My stupid brother~" Following a burst of footsteps, Ron's exaggerated laughter sounded in the corridor:

"You actually think I would use someone who didn't even go to community college as an agent? To be honest, is your IQ really over 100?"