Country Weapon

"What nonsense? Your daughter is good-looking. Isn't it normal for me not to take advantage of others' emotional distress?" Long Gen had a black line on his head, his brows were knitted together, he cursed angrily in his heart, turned around and said to He Wenfeng: "Uncle, don't, don't, this is not good. How embarrassing!"

He Wenfeng got excited, he came close to Long Gen, stretched out his hand to grab his crotch, and said angrily:

“Why are you so embarrassed? You act like a bitch, whining and whining, can you still get along with her? Go away and let me see!”

Long Gen was covering his crotch, his face looked as if it was about to rain, and it was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He was guarding the last line of defense, holding down the big snake in his crotch, for fear of the gun going off!

　　"Don't bother! Uncle, uncle, you can't look, you really can't look... Oh, uncle, don't hold my hand..."

He Wenfeng was even less happy. His eyes were rolling, and he was muttering in his heart.

"It's just a chicken. It's just a push-over. That thing probably won't work, but that won't work. I'm just a daughter. I've just been divorced. I can't even satisfy my daughter in bed. What do you want him to do? What a waste!" "

"No matter what, you must take a look. My daughter is young and may not understand some things! Only the mother-in-law who comes here knows the benefits of a strong crotch thing for men! If the brat is really a piece of trash, then don't blame me for being cruel. Well, Jingwen, this time father will definitely help you find a good man!"

Looking up at the kitchen, there was a lot of busy work inside and the sound of water rushing. He Wenfeng felt more relieved. He must not let his daughter see it. She might think that the little old man has that hobby. I am too old to lose that person.

"Long Gen, please take off your pants and let me take a look. Ten fingers are different in length. I don't expect you to be better than Ximen Qing, but at least you can't wrong my daughter, right?" He Wenfeng simply put down the words. He leaned into Long Gen's ear and whispered: "But if your thing is as soft as a toothpick, then leave Jingwen as soon as possible. Do you understand?"

"Forehead?"

 Long Gen was dumbfounded. What's the point of this?

It is said that "there are different customs in ten miles", but I have never heard that the son-in-law of Qingyuan County has a rule about looking at people's crotches. Although they are all men, there is nothing to be ashamed of, but after all, you can't wipe your face off.

Furthermore, Long Gen was really scared. His gadget was quite big. He was afraid that He Wenfeng would be scared out of his wits after seeing it. He was worried that He Jingwen wouldn't be able to bear it and would be stabbed to death by two sticks. Then he would lose Dafa!

"Uncle, can you stop looking? Don't worry, I will serve Jingwen comfortably, with a glowing face, without even the slightest grievance, okay?" Long Gen made his last struggle, tears welling up in his eyes. Spin around, as pitiful as you want. That's right, no one can laugh or cry when meeting such an old father-in-law.

I really don’t know if Li Liangcai got in there and took off his pants to check the authenticity.

“Hmph!” He Wenfeng waved his sleeves and let out a heavy groan from his nose, and said angrily: “Pushing and blocking is not straightforward at all! Presumably, that piece of trash in your crotch is no different than mud!”

"Since you don't even have the guts to take off your pants, what can you say? Just leave. I will definitely not agree to the matter between you and Jingwen! Just leave!"

After saying the cruel words, He Wenfeng turned his face and said nothing. My chest was rising and falling rapidly, I was very angry!

I really don’t understand. My daughter is so beautiful. She is as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose. She has a pretty face and is as beautiful as her mother. She is as beautiful as a **** in the sky. How come this kid didn’t take advantage of others’ danger? Now take off your pants to inspect the goods and refuse to do so!

As the saying goes: "When things go awry, there must be a monster!"

 Various signs make He Wenfeng have to doubt that Long Gen Kang Shang's ability to do things may not be the least bit capable at all. He only has a mouth. What is the use of such a son-in-law? Can you renew the incense of the old He family?

"Ah? This..." Long Gen rolled his eyes, extremely depressed.

I really don’t know what to say to my future second father-in-law. It’s ridiculous and irritating, but I actually question my ability to do things in bed? What nonsense!

It’s not that I won’t show it to you, but I’m afraid of scaring the elderly. They are old, have poor heart function, have high blood pressure, and have coronary heart disease. The evil spirit of the big stick is too strong, don't let it stun you, and you will end up with hemiplegia. This is really a big joke.

"Uncle, you, listen to me..."

“Stop saying anything, don’t take off your pants, don’t look at the chicken, just leave!” He Wenfeng interrupted Long Gen with a wave of his hand.

 Damn it, pull a ball? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's "No. 1 Village in the World", who the **** would have killed you? Just take it off, don't you like looking at old things? Then I will let you see it clearly. Don’t blame me for being scared!

"I'll take it off, uncle, don't be angry, it's just..." Long Gen lowered his head suddenly, his voice was much lower, as if he was shy, "But, uncle, you have to be mentally prepared, my thing is a bit different. ....”

He Wenfeng's expression softened slightly after hearing this.

"Young man, it's okay. Just keep it small. As long as it can do things, it's better than anything else. I'm afraid that if your thing can't be hardened, it will be troublesome. Who do you think is a parent who doesn't like children? Women are happy."

"Take it off, it's okay. It's too young. Let's think of a way. Now that science has advanced, it is not impossible to promote secondary growth. Take it off quickly. Jingwen will be done with her work later. It's not good to see it." He Wenfeng Comforting and urging.

I have already prepared for the worst, and I just hope that the thing doesn’t just have the function of peeing!

Long Gen nodded, showing a heavy expression, as if his mother had just been raped and not given any money. She looked sad. There were bursts of sneer in my heart.

This expression fell into He Wenfeng's eyes, and he couldn't help but sigh, shaking his head slightly, secretly feeling sad.

"Why is my daughter's life so miserable? Li Liang is a bastard. This dragon root is quite pleasing to the eye, but I'm afraid he is a weakling..."

At this time, Long Gen slowly took off his pants, as shy as a young lady who had just walked through the door. He suppressed a blush on his face, his head almost got caught in his crotch, and he pulled down the bottom of his pants.

"Snapped"

There was a soft sound, and a big, soft snake was seen hanging down from the crotch, half buried in the grass. It had a dark body and a huge body. If you look at it from a distance, it looks like a snake playing with an upside-down golden hook and hanging its head on a swing. It's swaying back and forth, and it's softer than noodles!

 “Ah! Then, what is that?”

He Wenfeng also wanted to comfort Long Gen and teach him two waving skills. In today's society, various industries are developing rapidly, and the moves and tricks related to "Japanese" are changing with each passing day and have made great progress!

Although the old-timers’ ox crawling on the back, the old man pushing the cart, and Guanyin sitting on the lotus can be regarded as classics; today’s gods holding the moon, wild wolves carrying on their backs, and the sixty-nine poses push the “sun” to another climax!

Although "Spring Palace Pictures" is good, Immortal Hands is even better, with detailed descriptions, detailed explanations and accompanying audio-visual images.

 Society is developing, but if you think about it, it just doesn’t work. You have to spend money for surgery to install a bullwhip, but you still poke it?

 But, what is that?

 “No, it’s impossible!” He Wenfeng was frightened, shook his head repeatedly, and stepped back.

From a pile of dark weeds, a **** python sprang out, its head drooping weakly! Even so, that thing is two or three times longer than this thing! It’s thicker than the average cucumber, almost the diameter of an eggplant!

"How, how is it possible? How can a human thing be so long? No, it must be fake. It must be fake!" His mind was in chaos, and his eyes were staring at Long Gen's crotch. Can't accept this fact!

That thing in my crotch is awesome enough. When I first got married, I would Jingwen's mother every day and take her mother with me wherever I went. At night, I would do nothing and just play on the cat bed, so energetic. He is very content, and several friends in his circle are secretly envious of him.

 As for men, it’s normal to be lustful; but there are very few men who can afford to be lustful, so I have always been the envy and jealousy of my friends.

 But, today, He Wenfeng was injured. He wanted to comfort and even teach his future son-in-law some skills in bed, but now he has new tricks to serve his daughter, so he feels comfortable, right?

But at this moment, it felt like I had swallowed a fly in my throat. It was stuck in my throat and I couldn't swallow it or spit it out. It was so uncomfortable!

The thing in the crotch of the human dragon's crotch looks like a python, do you need any tricks? Don't say anything, just shake the big guy, put some saliva on the head, put the stick in, and the stick will make those women loose all their strength!

“Uncle, look, is my little chicken still good? Does it meet your requirements?” Long Gen blinked and looked at He Wenfeng with a half-smile.

 Young man, you must be dumbfounded. I said you won’t take it off, but you have to watch it. Just watch it, now Grandpa Long will let you see it to your heart’s content! You feel inferior, you feel ashamed.

 “That’s enough, that’s enough, oops. This guy is big,” He Wenfeng was stunned for a while. He came back to his senses and smiled from ear to ear. He was still looking at Long Gen’s crotch. I was still thinking, why is there such a big guy? It was too big, as if it had mutated, and was black.

"Oh, Xiaolong, I'm sure about the matter between you and Jingwen. Hahaha!" He Wenfeng laughed loudly, his eyes narrowed with joy, and he suddenly lowered his voice, "But when it comes to that with Jingwen, You have to be gentle, my daughter is still tender. Your guy is too big, you are digging a well, go in slowly, there is no need to rush."

Now I am not worried that my daughter will not be sexually happy in the future, but I am afraid that her sexual happiness will be too much, and she will not be able to get out of bed for three to five days after a night, and will be delayed from work or something!

“Ahem, um, uncle, I understand this, don’t worry.” Although Long Gen was thick-skinned, he was also a little embarrassed.

 I don’t know whether to say that this father is too competent, or that he is too verbose and even cares about getting on the kang. But it was difficult to refute, so he could only nod his head and reveal it with a smile.

But He Wenfeng didn't want to let it go. He was still thinking about that big guy. How could he not be curious about such a thick and huge thing?

“Xiaolong, um, uncle wants to ask you something. How does this thing of yours grow? Which brand of additives did you eat?”

 “Um…” Long Gen’s head is full of black lines…