Conan’s Corpse Picker

Chapter 5 I'm so envious... Ah no, it's too much

Jiang Xia: "..."

He froze for a second, bit the bullet and stretched his hand across the boundary, poking the ghost body.

... The tingling pain hit instantly, and the fingertips seemed to be rolling in a pile of needles.

The corner of Jiang Xia's eyes twitched, and she quickly withdrew her hand.

...better than he thought.

Plan A: Squeeze it away by force first, then take it home and slowly modify this one, and then you can mark it with an "X" later.

"..." I chose to leave Yoko Kinoshita's contact information just now, and it was indeed right...

Yoko Kinoshita was also taken aback.

She couldn't see ghosts, so in her eyes, Jiang Xia's actions...was somewhat offensive.

Normally, there is no way to shake hands and hold other people's wrists.

However, as an actor who is good at figuring out expressions, she also saw Jiang Xia's resistance when he withdrew his hands - he didn't seem to like it either.

"..." Yoko Kinoshita has read a lot of literary scripts recently, and after being dazed, she filled her brain with a bunch of strange mental journeys.

For example: In order to be a good "bad boy" and deliberately molested idols from good families, but at the same time, I really look down on this kind of behavior, so I quickly withdraw my hands in disgust...

In short, he is a young man who has repeatedly jumped on the verge of depravity.

Seeing that Jiang Xia was about to leave at this time, Yoko Kinoshita stretched out her hand and dragged him back before she had time to think about it.

In order to successfully catch the person, Yoko Kinoshita stretched her hand very far.

Jiang Xia was turned around by her, and the ghost baby that hadn't climbed far just covered the back of his hand.

... feels like being splashed with a pot of boiling water. There was a buzzing in Jiang Xia's painful ears, and he held back his expression.

Fortunately, the ghost baby didn't like this kind of contact, and quickly crawled away cursing.

Pain lessened.

Yoko Kinoshita knew nothing about what was happening in front of her.

She groped from the armrest box, grabbed a handful of colorful crystal candy, and put it in Jiang Xia's palm.

Then he patted him on the arm as if coaxing his younger brother, poured a bowl of chicken soup, and said in a gentle voice: "Go, don't force yourself to be a bad boy anymore——Detective is a good job, you will definitely succeed."

Jiang Xia: "...?"

He was stunned for a while, not understanding why Miss Yoko made such a statement.

In the end, I had no choice but to pretend that there was no such thing, hold the candy back, leave the "evidence" disc, and leave.

…………

Wait for Jiang Xia to leave.

The agent returned to the car, locked the door again, and turned to look at Yoko Kinoshita in the back seat.

Yoko Kinoshita smiled at her relaxedly, and handed over the CD: "He just found an excuse to pick up the car in a hurry - this CD contains the learning materials he engraved."

The manager's forehead twitched, his blood pressure soared, and he almost crushed the CD.

But... I found an excuse.

It means that Yoko really didn't have an abortion.

The broker heaved a sigh of relief.

It's fine if there is no black material.

She inserted the car keys, turned on the ignition and left, and at the same time complained to Yoko Kinoshita about Jiang Xia: "This kid really likes to cause trouble for others, but he wants to involve us in the ruffians he provokes."

"People's desire to survive is very strong." Yoko Kinoshita's peaceful voice came from the back seat, "It's like some people say, 'When you are kidnapped, you should smash the things of passers-by, so that passers-by who have suffered financial losses will not Will stand by and watch' - doing things that harm the interests of innocent people, but it's just for survival, it's hard to blame."

"...It's only been a few minutes since we met, and you started to excuse him." The manager's temples twitched again, and he muttered.

Yoko Kinoshita listened carefully for a while, and vaguely heard her manager scolding "fox spirit".

She couldn't help laughing, didn't speak any more, and picked up the half-read novel that was set aside.

The novel was given to her by the old director: "Youth Gone and Never Returned", Wen Qing's passionate chicken soup novel.

Just read it, I feel this book is stupid.

After watching too much, I was assimilated by it, but felt that it was a masterpiece of the world.

At this moment, Yoko Kinoshita was thinking with emotion: Seventeen or eighteen years old is a good age to dare to do anything, and it is never too late to do anything. Only once in a lifetime.

If Jiang Xia really walks on the right path in the future, then she can also be regarded as a witness of this miraculous transformation.

...

the other side.

After Jiang Xia got off the car, she walked into an alley.

Not long after, there was a series of footsteps behind him—someone followed.

Jiang Xia walked to the hiding place and turned around.

I saw that the person following him was the golden-haired gangster who "chased and killed" him before.

The golden retriever approached aggressively with a baseball bat in his hand.

Then he hugged Jiang Xia enthusiastically: "How about it, boss. Is it time for the autograph?"

——Yoko Kinoshita, as a top idol, is suitable for both men and women, suitable for all ages. It is especially popular in the male-dominated circle of delinquent boys.

So a few days ago, Jiang Xia proposed to "make up a reason to ask Ms. Yoko to ask for her signature", and immediately received enthusiastic responses.

A group of people followed Jiang Xia's instructions and pretended to be gangsters chasing him.

Although they don't quite know the connection between "chasing and killing the boss" and "looking for Miss Yoko's autograph"...but the boss is absolutely right! Just stick to the plan.

Sure enough, not long after, they saw Jiang Xia get into Yoko Kinoshita's car.

... All I can say is that he deserves to be the boss!

After the golden retriever asked for his signature, before Jiang Xia could speak, he looked around furtively, and couldn't help sharing the happy time with the boss in a low voice:

"When I passed you just now, I took a look through the window, haha, Miss Yoko is even more beautiful than the poster...huh?"

In the middle of speaking, he inadvertently lowered his eyes, and saw that there was a hideous blue color on the back of Jiang Xia's right hand, and he was shocked.

After a while, a strange envy flashed in Jin Mao's eyes: "...Miss Yoko hit you? Did she do it herself?"

Jiang Xia: "..."

Two seconds later, the golden retriever came back to his senses under his faint stare. He cleared his throat guiltily: "I mean, that...it's too much! It's fine if you don't give your signature, but you even hit someone!"

The other "people hired by the opposite paparazzi" fell far behind Yoko Kinoshita's car just now. Now that Jiang Xia got out of the car, they also came to join them one after another.

At this time, hearing the howl of the golden retriever from a distance, a group of people gathered around excitedly, looking ready to move.

——Boss was beaten up by two beautiful women in the car?

Can this be tolerated?

cannot!

They must also be...

Cough, no.

It is necessary to seek justice for the boss!

Jiang Xia faced their scorching gaze, and felt that something was wrong with these little brothers.

He sighed tiredly: "No one hit me, I hit it a few days ago." He raised his hand and shook it, revealing the traces of being touched by the ghost, "How could it be this one who just hit me?" color."

Jiang Xia really didn't want to see strange reports like "Shock! Unscrupulous teenagers went to the performing arts company to climb the tower in groups" the next day.

The younger brothers were quite disappointed when they heard his explanation: "Oh, that's right."

Their memory is generally not very good, and they don't usually have the habit of staring at other people's hands. They couldn't remember what Jiang Xia's hands looked like a few days ago, and they were fooled.

...the crisis is resolved.

The younger brothers happily returned to the previous topic: "Miss Yoko is so cute!...By the way, boss, what kind of fake materials did you use to get into the car?"...They also want to learn.

Jiang Xia casually said: "I posted a copy of her 0-point report card and threatened her that if she didn't sign it for me, she would be exposed as mentally retarded. Then she called me into the car and told me to be honest all the way."

Speaking of which, Jiang Xia reached into his pocket and touched it, and took out the candy that Yoko Kinoshita gave him: "The real person is so cute, I was only looking at her just now, and forgot to ask for an autograph, she gave me some candy before getting off the car, you can share it with me." .”

"Oh!" The bad boys were very happy. For them, formulaic signature, and sweet sugar, of course, sugar is more memorable.

A handful of sugar is gone in an instant.

Only Jiang Xia had one left in his pocket.

But he didn't intend to eat it. This candy has the smell of Yoko Kinoshita, you can keep it as a souvenir, and use it to coax that ghost in the future. The principle is probably similar to preparing some cat toys before raising a cat.

...

Jiang Xia originally went for ghosts today.

But judging from the contact just now, the little ghost baby has a deep obsession and cannot be picked up easily.

However, it is not without gains.

——At the moment of touching, Jiang Xia discovered that the ghost baby's obsession is quite naive: it wants to see its biological father and biological mother living together in harmony.

...Maybe because I have been following Yoko Kinoshita all the time, and I have read too many silly scripts.

Jiang Xia didn't know Yoko Kinoshita's ex-boyfriend, but he didn't intend to give someone the old age.

If you want to pick up these ghost fetuses, you must make their obsessions less serious.

This point, in addition to helping them achieve their wishes, can actually be achieved in another way-let the ghost fetus accept the beating of reality, and realize that what it expects is impossible to achieve.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xia activated her false "foreseeing ability", recalled the plot, and soon had a rough plan.

...However, you can't go right away, you have to make some preparations first.

...

The next day, when Jiang Xia was washing in front of the mirror, she found that the back of her hand was completely blue, but fortunately it was not swollen.

This kind of ghost can't harm his spirit, but it can torture his body... The main reason is that this body, which has never been in contact with a real ghost, is a little allergic to the first touch.

However, the harm that the ghost fetus can cause to Jiang Xia is at most to this extent.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have dared to poke it before.

Jiang Xia shook her wrist twice, and found that it didn't hurt and didn't affect her movement, so she ignored it and packed up to go to school.

...

Jiang Xia usually only attends work when there are quizzes, and takes sick leave at other times.

However, thanks to his excellent memory and comprehension skills, he got good grades.

Although there is Kudo Shinichi in the class, but because of many details, it is different from the one in the anime. Jiang Xia can't be sure whether Kudo Shinichi will become Conan, and he doesn't know whether the time in the future will be longer than twenty... So the exam is actually part of his life plan.

Anyway, he didn't have to work hard to study, and he memorized it at a glance.

If the time has not been extended, then in the future, it will definitely be more comfortable to enter a good university and sneak into the research laboratory of the organization than to be a peripheral member who fights and kills.