Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

"Isn't he going to buy a house? Let him come and see the house."

Kant goes straight to the point.

The man in the suit was stunned for a moment, his chest filled with anger: "Yesterday you said ruthlessly, and now you're still thinking...

Kant immediately scolded the past: "It's none of your business, go and speak to your master."

The dog leg was irritated by this series of provocative attitudes - Damn, everyone is licking dogs, why are you pulling so hard in front of me?

He angrily said: "Take your uncle's words! Offend Xie Shao and still want to make money? Wait to die!"

Kant said coldly: "If you don't ask your master, you will refuse him without authorization. Are you sure? Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?"

The man in the suit just wanted to speak, but he thought of Shao Xie's strange behavior yesterday. Hearing the words "wait to die, you guys", his expression changed greatly. Even his mobile phone was broken, and he wanted to buy one for four million. A haunted house that was won for 2 million... All the signs are abnormal.

Although Shao Xie didn't say it directly to him, he still vaguely felt that Shao Xie's attitude towards this suite was inevitable... The dog leg was immediately surprised.

Kant sneered: "Do you understand? No wonder you can only be a dog's leg. When you are in your prime, you are raised by your father and mother. To be a dog for others, you must have a bad mind. Kneeling and working for the capitalists are all over the place. , This is not uncommon, it is rare to be a dog for the capitalists on their knees."

The slightly restrained anger on the opposite side swelled again: "Shut up! You fucking..."

Kant yawned: "Half a dirty word popped out of your mouth, I will not sell this house, and the consequences will be at your own risk."

The seller's market is just awesome. People buy a house with 2 million yuan, and people come to buy it with 4 million yuan in hand. It depends on the mood of the Lord. The property market is so scary, and the country will continue to regulate it.

The man in the suit really stopped talking.

For a dogleg, the most terrible thing in the world is to disgust the master... If he didn't care about this kind of thing, he wouldn't be a dogleg.

He was silent for a moment, and said coldly: "After I asked Xie Shao, I will give you an answer..."

Kant rolled his eyes and said, "Let Xie Guangjun call me! It's so **** good, he wants to buy a house, why did he ask you to contact me? Does he have no hands or feet? Is his mouth used for shit? No mobile phone? Idiot Is it? Or is he afraid that the powerful ionizing radiation of the mobile phone will kill the few sperm he has [beep-], which will lead to borrowing seeds?"

Then he heard heavier breathing on the other end of the phone, the dog-legged little universe was burning violently, and the other party roared, "Show me some respect!"

Kant was silent.

Then he spoke, in a much lower voice and with sincerity.

"Dude, buddy, you are really the best."

He sighed and said, "I scolded Xie Guangjun, but I didn't scold you. Why are you jumping up like you're dead? Could it be that you really regard Xie Guangjun as a father? Worry for the master's worries with all your heart, and focus on the master with all your heart. Don't you think there is something wrong with your personality?"

There was a dead silence on the phone.

You can even imagine the stiff look of the dog-legged man after he came back to his senses.

After a while, the other party said at a very fast speed: "Xie Shao stayed in the nightclub last night, tossing until four or five o'clock, just fell asleep now, I dare not disturb him, after he wakes up, I will Repeat your words to him in their entirety, and that's it."

"Hey!" Kant shouted, "you said that! Remember to repeat what I scolded him."

"-Neuropathy!"

The phone was hung up.

It's a complete avoidance attitude.

Kant put the phone aside and rubbed his face with a happy smile on his face.

"Damn, the bad breath is good for a while, and the bad mouth is always good. It's so **** happy to spray people."

It's not that he hasn't scolded people in other worlds, but those are all indigenous people, who don't understand memes, and their education level is not enough. Moreover, his popularity and status have risen rapidly recently, and scolding others will only make them terrified rather than angry. ——There is no point in doing this, the bad mouth is just to see the other party's violent appearance!

Sure enough, it's better for others to smell bad on this side of the earth.

This kind of physical and mental exercise will continue to intensify in the future.

Kant laughed for a while, then the smile became playful.

As an elegant and easy-going civilized person, he will not speak evil words without reason.

It's all strategy.

The other party has been scolded by him for so long, and he doesn't dare to hang up the phone, he doesn't dare to turn his face, and he doesn't even dare to scold him back. What does this mean?

- It shows that Xie Guangjun is bound to win this house.

Even the dog's legs around him figured it out.

Kant showed a sneer and threw the phone aside.

Next, I'll wait for this young master Xie's call. First, let's see what kind of thing this is, deceive him, and then decide how to concoct him...

Thinking of this, he suddenly froze for a moment.

and many more.

What are you talking about that bastard... I was in the nightclub last night until dawn, and now I just fell asleep?

—Gan your mother!

hi what? How are you? How are you sleeping now?

Damn, Xie Guangjun, you must die.

Kant scolded for a while, only to realize that he had not had time to enjoy the depraved life of a drunken fan. Based on the idea that the monk could touch it and I could touch it, he immediately had the urge to go out and wave.

Almost immediately, however, he discovered a sad truth.

Do not.

is two.

First, even a good inexperienced boy like him knows that such a depraved and corrupt place will not open at seven or eight in the morning...it's almost the same at night.

Second, as a fire thief, Goethe's consort, a guardian of Valentine, a strategic deterrent weapon, a famous orator, an elf butcher, and a destroyer of the six Dragon Banner Legions of the Royal Army of the Evening Moon, he, Kant, has no money.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

"Damn, go get some gold first."

He borrowed a bit of gold from the bank in the White Mist World, and cast it, removing all the code marks and the like, casting it into a small yellow croaker, and finding a gold shop to sell it, only a little at a time, there is no problem.

I touched my pocket, the gold bars were there, and just as I was about to go out, my phone buzzed and vibrated.

I took it out and saw that it was a WeChat message sent by Lao Wang.

"Forgot to tell you, have you seen the record? I can only find a way to slowly release the gold you left last time. After all, I can't let my dad know, otherwise it will be very troublesome to explain. Fortunately, I bought it last time. Fang, my dad gave me another million after hearing about it, and I will transfer 500,000 to you first, and tell me about the lack of money."

Kant was stunned for a moment, then opened the text message box. Sure enough, hidden in a large pile of spam text messages, it was a bank remittance notice, which was divided into several tranches over several days, a total of 500,000.

"…"

"…"

Kant was silent for a moment, and then said to himself: "Mmmm, this is of course not a soft meal, I gave it to gold... How can you call it soft rice with money earned by your ability?"

While saying that, he wrote a reply.

"Yeah, I saw it. Thank you, Mrs. Jin, for this month's pocket money. I like you the most."

There is also a very disgusting coquettish expression.

Xiaoman's recovery was very fast: "Grass, 500,000 pocket money a month, is your [beep-] enchanted with diamond-encrusted gold?"

Kant smiled and said nothing.

This is really not expensive. Just for the maintenance of nuclear weapons, the US emperor burns 50 billion US dollars every year. On average, a nuclear warhead has to be several million or even tens of millions of dollars in maintenance fees. It is still US dollars. The destructive power and threat are actually more deadly than nuclear bombs. After all, there is no defense at all. Such a fierce strategic weapon only needs 500,000 pocket money a month. If you say it, Wu Chang will be moved to tears, okay?

Anyway, the money problem is solved.

But then, Kant discovered another problem.

With money, what to do?

500,000, it is not much to say, and it is certainly not a lot to say less, the key is to compare.

If you buy a house, put it in the core area of ​​Beijing and Shanghai. It is a toilet, and it is the kind that can barely sit down, poop, stand and take a bath. In the fifth- and sixth-tier cities, it is a two-bedroom or even three-bedroom apartment.

If you buy a car, you can buy a pretty good car, but that's a pretty good civilian version. For the really rich, it's worth a wheel.

Of course, Kant wants to buy a house. That is one of his foundations. The foundation of his strength is the way to open a map. However, with his activity in the other world and the changes in his role, buying a house should also pay attention to strategy and practicality. He basically no longer needs to buy a house in the prosperous urban area, and even those remote counties whose house prices are so cheap are basically meaningless to buy a house...

Where does it make sense?

Next to military bases, next to nuclear power plants, next to factories, and even directly buying land, factories, ports, warehouses - but obviously, to buy these places, either the money or the qualifications are not enough.

As for buying a car...Although I have the idea of ​​buying a car now, the prototype of Iron Son is a Hummer, and it is estimated that one million will go up.

What to buy?

Kant thought of the previous way of improving the quality attack, replacing the car with tungsten rods or the like, and then he searched the price of tungsten.

Grass.

A kilogram is about two hundred, three, four, five or sixty.

500,000 would buy two tons - barely able to make a tungsten rod, want to use tungsten rod bullets to replace cars, asphalt blocks, etc. to launch a devastating mass-projection air strike on the scale of the Battle of Valentine, At least a few hundred and five hundred thousand are needed, are you kidding me so much...

"Everyone says that wars are burning money, it's a fart, a fart."

Kant murmured: "How can burning money burn so fast..."

After thinking about it for a while, Kant had to admit that the 500,000 yuan given by Xiaoman basically couldn't do anything serious, but it was enough for eating, drinking and having fun.

"It's not even nine o'clock now, where can I go to eat, drink and have fun..."

Kant lay back on the sofa, rubbing and rolling.

Then ask yourself, "What do I need most right now?"

The Battle of Valentine can almost be regarded as a major turning point in the journey to another world. From then on, he is no longer a passer-by who travels the world alone, but a strategic deterrent force that can control the world situation. Goethe will protect his personal safety at all costs, Achiang is also a super bodyguard, and although there is no qualitative change in his own combat power, the new skills given by Akatum are very suitable for running away and dying.

So what does he need?

"army."

Kant said to himself: "But the army needs weapons and logistics."

Even if you can get planes, tanks, and cannons, what's the use of it, can you open it, can you use it, can you maintain it, can you maintain it, can it be repaired if it's broken, and can the ammunition be replenished after it's fired?

At this stage, it is estimated that only the light and heavy firepower below the company level can be used.

"You have to go abroad for this..."

Kant sighed.

"Okay, okay, don't think about it so much. At this stage, let's deal with Xie Guangjun's affairs neatly."

He was too lazy to go out, took out his mobile phone, and opened the almighty Taobao.

Buy some odds and ends.

The shoulder camera that I promised to buy for the chopper...

Another workstation for editing and processing video...

Hong San is copying and printing the "Valentan Speech" by the convener, and he is currently compiling "Valentan's War Chronicles", adopting Kant's opinions, adding interviews with witnesses from all walks of life, and attaching various photos. To make the documentary stronger, be sure to blacken the elves thoroughly.

A printing press is required.

And the projector...

Another 1800KW silent self-starting diesel generator set... Shiba, this one costs 2 million, which is too expensive to buy.

And the generator is a bit sensitive. To get the other world, you have to study the self-destruction mechanism.

Hmm... that's right! and this!

50W laser engraving machine, UV laser water-cooled light source, applicable scope, metal hardware, wood plastic, leather fabric, glass products, nano-engraving, top version 30,000 units.

The hope of mass enchanting, the light of technology, the power of industry.

The enchanted arrows and enchanted spears that shined brightly in the Valentan defense were handmade by Kant. Although they were easy to use, the output was low, and it was very tiring and troublesome. Later, although the Iron Son came, it was not a problem. , always find a way to liberate the productivity of the Autobots.

- After all, there is only one tool man, so of course he has to do more sophisticated work.

So, all morning, Kant lay on the sofa and browsed Taobao.

I also bought hundreds of axes from more than a dozen stores, wooden handles, stainless steel, self-defense, cool, mountain, sappers, I want all of them.

Bought some chainsaws by the way, greenskins will probably like it.

Considering that these things are either big or too many, it is really dazzling, so I filled in the delivery address to my hometown, and I will go back and put it away.

It was so frustrating until noon, anyway, after buying it, it has completely evolved into a Taobao adventure, and the product push on the homepage has become both hard-core and macho, full of the atmosphere of the industrial age.

Ordered a takeaway, and the two family buckets walked away.

At about one o'clock, the phone began to vibrate.

Unfamiliar number.

Kant answered.

The voice on the phone was gloomy and cold: "Kant, you are quite kind."

Kant was a little dizzy when he was swiping Taobao, and at this moment he was refreshed: "Nonsense, there is no way to have you."

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PS1: Some friends have a discussion about the IQ of the characters in the chapter yesterday, so I will explain a little bit. Writing this book really requires a little bit of experience.

PS2: For example, I didn't have much contact with the society before, and I often fell into a misunderstanding, that is, I thought that the so-called successful people with money and status were wise, rational, cautious and decisive. In fact, they are not. Some people are indeed outstanding people, but others Some people can be called stupid [beep-], stupid, imbecile, the real me can go to me, the reason why they succeed is entirely because they stand on the wind, even if he is a pig, he will fly .

PS3: There may be friends who want to refute, I will not give other examples, just mention a person that everyone may be familiar with - Yuzhong, and list the advantages of this person, please.

PS4: Some friends said that the mentally retarded performance of the dog-legged man was very strange yesterday, and it would never appear in my book before, because the little people have survival wisdom and are more cautious... This is also not right, because it is obvious that the little people are facing When it comes to "little people" who are the same as him or weaker than him, there is often no sense of proportion, so there is an old saying "The king of **** is easy to meet, and the little devil is difficult to deal with".

PS5: This is probably the case. In the novel, there will be all kinds of mental retardation in the future, but they are all reasonable mental retardations. Maybe there will be various things that make everyone feel super outrageous in the later plot, but it doesn’t matter, I will do it at the end of the chapter. Post a real case. (laugh)