Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

"Eh...yo...I...fuck..."

Kant woke up stretched.

The sky was already slightly bright, and the time showed 5:40 in the morning, that is to say, he slept for more than ten hours before he woke up faintly.

"Fragrant, really fragrant..."

This sleep was a satisfying sleep, and it was the most solid sleep he had slept in these days.

Kant stretched a long lazy waist and rolled twice on the bed, but he couldn't fall asleep. Then he got up reluctantly. There was a gurgling sound in his stomach, and he subconsciously wanted to activate his ability to go to the white fog. The world borrowed something to eat, and then came back to his senses and smiled.

"If it goes on like this, it will form a conditioned reflex... Go to the store and pick up things."

Kant muttered to himself, opened the door to the living room, straightened his messy hair, and opened the refrigerator. He remembered that there should be some edible things in the refrigerator.

When he opened the refrigerator door, he couldn't help but be startled.

Because the inside and outside of the refrigerator is full of milk, bread, ham, eggs, beef with sauce, fruit and other foods, all placed neatly.

There is also a small card in the middle.

Kant picked it up and took a look, and saw a line of graceful handwriting written on it.

"You have to starve to death! Why don't you call me!"

Next to the words is a picture of a Q-version girl with a bulging mouth and a rage.

Kant couldn't help laughing, and a soft color flashed in his eyes. He took out his mobile phone and looked at the sky outside. Considering Lao Wang's usual schedule, he only edited one WeChat message.

"I am back."

After thinking about it, I added another one.

"You can stay a few more days this time."

After sending it, Kant calculated the time in his heart. It was 5:40 Beijing time, and the time on my mother's side should be more than 10 o'clock in the evening. For most parents, this time is already a must to go to bed and fall asleep. It's time, because the gallbladder meridian is prosperous during this time, and it is necessary to warm and nourish the yang qi.

But Kant's mother was never different.

He made a phone call, and sure enough, he answered in seconds.

The words were concise and concise, and there was a little worry in the rush: "Hey, what's the matter?"

Hearing his mother's familiar voice, Kant felt sour in his heart and smiled: "It's okay, what are you doing?"

There was silence on the phone.

Then, the furious lion roared.

"It's nothing to bother your mother, I'm short of money? Wetting the bed? Having a nightmare? What are you calling now? I'm scared, what time is it on your side, so I'm going to send this one again! What a fart! Let it go! It's okay, get out!"

Kant opened his mouth, maybe the role switching was too fast, which made him a little unable to adapt.

On the other side, he is the thorn in the eyes of the Dusk Moon Dynasty, the thorn in the flesh of the human empire, the savior of Valentine, the new humanoid nuclear bomb, and the strategic weapon that shocks the world.

And here, he is just an ordinary person, a bear son.

He shook his head and said, "I woke up early today, I guess you haven't slept yet, so make a phone call and play games? How are you doing? Finish this game first?"

"...Playing a fart, I matched a bunch of Mao Mao, the dead mother of the African Internet, the old lady's limit is dragged to four, and she has to be pitted by her son. Just send it, and play the eggs."

Mom Kangde's tone softened a bit: "What's the matter? It's only five or six o'clock in China, you get up so early, and you have something on your mind? Why, I figured it out? Finally, I'm going to start with Xiaoman?"

...Damn, I've become the concubine of a country in a daze, and I'll scare you to death if I say it.

Kant took out a bottle of milk, a bag of bread, a bag of ham sausage, and two packets of beef with sauce from the refrigerator. He went to the kitchen to get two large bowls, poured one bowl of milk, and stuffed the rest into another bowl.

Put in the microwave to heat.

Amid the humming of the microwave, he laughed: "Where did I go, I was a kid."

Kant's mother was spurning: "Bah, the child will not hide in the corner of the cabinet where the modem is placed..."

"…shut up!"

There was another smug laughter that sounded like a phalanx of fire from the phone.

Kant squeezed his eyebrows and sighed: "Anyway, it's fine over there."

The mother replied: "It's all good, the natural environment is pretty good, and you have to carry a rifle and a machine gun when you travel, but it's exciting. As long as you spend money, you can shoot bullets at will, which is much more enjoyable than domestic..."

She rambled: "The thing that dissatisfies me the most is that I have been here for so long, and I have never seen a robbery or a shootout. Basically, they run away when they see a gun..."

nonsense.

People are just trying to make money, who's taking their lives.

Kant rolled his eyes and said, "Don't mess around, don't look for excitement, that's not a joke."

"Bullshit, I know - I'm your mother, how come it's your turn to teach me a lesson? You kid, you know it's not a joke?"

Listening to the voice, you can imagine the mother's expression of disdain, but the corner of her mouth is smiling.

Parents, especially mothers, must be mostly relieved and happy when their children worry and teach themselves in turn.

Kant sneered when he heard the words: "Yes, yes, you know, you know, you all know, only I am naive, impulsive and provocative, thinking about racing, shooting and killing people in the vast and primitive black Africa, and you old man Be cautious, restrained and conservative, and never do anything superfluous."

The mother was silent for a long time, and then fakely cried and howled: "What a sin! How did my son become yin and yang strange? I can't have it! When I go back and have a second child, this child will be thrown into the street!"

Kant tutted: "Hey, you still want a second child, it's crazy, at this age, the old clam is pregnant with pearls, aren't you afraid of giving birth to an idiot? Then I will take advantage of you not to pay attention, and sneak that little cub. I threw my feet into the water tank and drowned, so as not to rob me of a house and share my property in the future.”

"Who did you learn from, your ruthless, ruthless man, is your father? You have no prospects, and you still divide the family property. What kind of skill is it to stare at your parents' coffin board?"

Mom said on the phone: "Your Uncle Wang is only a daughter, if you take down Xiaoman, you will be able to steal his Wang family's property, and let the boy's hard work for half his life be surnamed Kang, wouldn't it be beautiful to save 30 years of struggle? ?"

Kant was silent for a moment, and then said, "Why didn't you hear the sound?"

"Huh? What?"

"Thunder, oh yes, the African side is not Lei Gong's business scope."

"...This son can't be beaten!" The mother said angrily, "You wait, I will clean you up when I go back!"

Kant had already brought two large bowls to the restaurant to eat. Hearing this, he was startled, then cut to the calendar and looked at it, his expression immediately became complicated and sad.

He has been in the other world for more than a year, no matter the time in Saint Yin Lie, it is only a period of time after arriving on the mainland, and it is also a long, long time, but for the earth, it is only a few days of light.

He had lost the concept of the passage of time on this side of the earth.

After counting the time, my mother should be back.

She is a people's teacher and went to Africa during her vacation, but she is about to start school.

That is to say...

- I'm going to start **** school too.

Thinking of this, Kant had an absurd feeling in his heart.

All kinds of thoughts flashed in his mind, and he quickly said: "When will you be back?"

The mother said strangely: "Isn't it fixed a long time ago? I think... It seems to be two weeks later."

Kant pondered for a moment, exhaled slightly, his mother came back, and before school started, the mother and the two got along day and night, and they would go to another world to play and disappear.

Moreover, people are constantly growing and changing. Recently, after several killings and wars, both their temperament and temperament have undergone earth-shaking changes.

But all the thoughts just flickered away.

There is always a solution to these worries, and it is a very good thing for my mother to return home from Black Africa, where the security is relatively chaotic and the danger is relatively high.

He hasn't seen his family for a long time.

When he thought of this, his heart was up and down, and he suddenly said: "...How about I go over there?"

Mom was startled and categorically refused: "What are you doing here? The Internet here is super bad, it's boring every day, the road conditions are poor, the infrastructure is poor, there is no delicious food, the prices are still high, there are too many mosquitoes, and there are still many locals. Shao silly [beep-], the law and order is very poor, it is very troublesome to come here, and even dozens of vaccines are required..."

She concluded: "In short, don't think about it, you will regret it, I will go back in a few days."

These problems, for Kant, except for the network, everything else is not a problem. Now he is contaminated with the breath of magical animals, let alone mosquitoes, probably the Tyrannosaurus Rex dare not get close, and the materials are also covered in white fog The world has unlimited and sufficient supply - even the network is not a problem, because he can return to the country at any time with the help of the shuttle positioning mechanism, as long as he is not discovered by his parents.

So Kant said softly, "Go and see Dad."

"What's so good about him? Didn't he watch the video before? He definitely won't let you come. He will come back to visit his family for vacation during the new year, and it's not too late to watch it again."

Speaking of this matter, Kant's mother showed the decisiveness of the head of the family, and fundamentally strangled Kant's attempt: "In short, don't think about these messes, you just haven't seen us for a while, so it's a big deal. The baby has a mental attack and wants to find mom and dad to hug."

She said confidently: "This is very easy to handle. When your mother comes back, I will nag you for a few days, and keep you back to a rebellious state. Fuck, I don't know you yet."

Kant just laughed.

His mother's words made him feel kind and warm, which was what he wanted and needed the most.

His mother still regards him as a child. After all, in the eyes of his mother, the time between them was still short, but he did not know that fate was mysterious, and the son had grown into a hero with a decisive and tyrannical temperament. But it's not wrong to say that there is great power.

africa...

Wars are raging, ignorance and advanced are mixed, and the history of suffering has long been a peculiar status quo. It is still the origin of raw materials and **** plots in the West.

The demolition, smashing and looting of a US military overseas base will undoubtedly cause global shocks and even exacerbate international tension. However, after the arsenal of a remote African chief was looted and burned to the ground, there is a high probability that no one will follow up and pay attention. I'm too lazy to control it, and I can't control it if I don't have the ability.

It's such a beautiful place.

And there is a good one.

Compared with Southeast Asia and the Middle East, it is really insensitive, and like South America, it is a good place to be reassured.

So, no matter whether his parents agree or not, he really has to plan and find a time to see it.

The war on Goethe's side has not yet ended, and relying on the strategic deterrence brought by him, he always feels a little unstable. The shock and shock brought by the elves' tricks in the middle of the Battle of Valentine has not dissipated. No matter what the next plan is Whatever he does, he needs an army.

He has to carefully plan how much help the Earth side can provide him.

Especially after new skills are launched.

So he just falsely responded: "Okay, okay, I'll talk about it when you come back."

There's a lot to say.

The call finally ended, it was already bright, the two big bowls of food in front of him had been eaten clean, Kant looked at the mobile phone on the table, silently.

Although I came back for vacation this time, I still feel a lot of things and it's hard to sort out.

When his mother comes back, he will definitely notice his own changes and clues, and tell the truth, for fear that she will be worried.

The school is also in trouble. It is not long before the school starts. To be reasonable, with his current experience and life, it is basically meaningless to go to university. Instead, it is a waste of time. He has already decided to do something in another world. , then even if you take the time to return to Earth, there are still things to do. Going to the university to live in a dormitory and a school flower to pretend to slap the face of a group of college students who are not deep in the world, low, too low.

But if you just say you want to drop out of school...you will be beaten to death by your parents.

According to the truth, tell the two old men that their son has traveled to another world and is opening a movie with the American emperor in another world. Not long ago, he used space-based weapons to overturn five divisions of the third class and became a moving humanoid. Nuclear weapons - it might as well drop out and get them beat up.

…Grass.

Kant scratched his head, quite self-sacrificing.

The big deal is to tell them that I have joined the dragon group and are saving the world.

Anyway, many abilities such as enchantment extraction, time acceleration, space teleportation, etc. are not fake, I am not afraid that they will not believe it. As for the dragon group and the like - comrade, your level is not enough, you can find out a few.

He took a piece of paper, took up a pen to write and draw, and listed all kinds of things to do on the paper, buying a house, making money, robbery, dragon group, big news... Then he realized that things here are not as good as Few aliens.

"Anyway, make some money first..."

The newly launched space skills are very useful, and he also instructed Hong San to sort out the spoils of the Battle of Valentine, and find a way to acquire various magic scrolls, weapons and equipment, etc. Now he has fame, status, prestige and power, So there are many ways to get resources.

Even going to the Fed's underground vault to borrow some money to spend is not entirely impossible.

Kant was thinking about planning, suddenly, the phone vibrated, Kant just glanced at it, then picked up the phone like lightning, and immediately clicked to answer.

Both were silent.

After a long time, Xiaoman said: "I went with my parents to visit my elders... It will take a few days to come back. There is really no way to do this."

Although Kant was disappointed, he also said, "It's okay, I can make it in time."

"Um."

Then there was silence again.

After a while, Wang Xiaoman seemed to remember something: "How did you know Xie Guangjun? He asked me about you before, and you had already left at that time, and I just dealt with it casually."

Xie Guangjun?

Kant was startled for a moment, then remembered the name that the female ghost wrote before she died.

as well as.

The call from that stinky sand sculpture yesterday.

Thanks Shao…

"Xie Shao" who wants to buy that haunted house...

And I have to double the price directly. When I bought it, it was less than 2 million, and the asking price was 4 million...

His eyes flickered, he calculated in his heart, but did not speak for a while.

Immediately afterwards, Xiaoman's voice rang: "Kant, you..."

His voice was full of hesitation and anxiety, as if he was worried about something.

Kant said subconsciously: "It's okay, don't worry, he can't do anything to me..."

"..." Wang Xiaoman said quietly, "Who is worried about what he will do to you, I am worried that you will beat him to death, the legal society, brother, don't be greedy and roam the city."

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PS1: As soon as the typhoon passes, the weather becomes hot again, when will it be a head...