Chatty Hollywood

Miss Emma Watson is very happy today.

Because she received an "Entrance Exam Invitation" with the "Hogwarts" logo on it.

——Of course, not really Hogwarts.

Emma knew that this was actually an audition invitation.

Currently less than 8 years old, she is already very smart.

Since she was a child, she liked to play with children two or three years older than her, and looked down on those younger than her own age.

This left her lacking friends of her own age, but Emma didn't really care.

In fact, Emma prefers to read quietly by herself rather than doing silly things with her friends of the same age and then laughing silly together.

——Although, with the amount of words she currently knows, many books will seem difficult.

However, Miss Emma, ​​who has mastered dictionary usage, said this was not a problem.

Recently, one of her favorite books is called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone".

After her father bought this book for her, Emma has read it no less than five times.

At first, her father told her a bedtime story. Later, Emma, ​​who fell in love with the story, no longer had the patience to listen to one paragraph every day, so she simply turned to the dictionary and read it by herself.

——Although the spell in it cannot be found in the dictionary, Emma still read it with gusto.

She even imagined that she could wave the wand, chant the spells, and use magical magic like the children in the book.

So Emma wrote down all the spells in the book.

Of course, as smart as Miss Emma, ​​she knows that the stories in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" are illusory.

Just like when she was five years old, she had already learned that there was no Santa Claus, and that it was actually her clumsy father who stuffed gifts into the socks she hung by the bedside every Christmas Eve.

And it was also at the age of five that she learned that her parents would not always be together.

——It can only be said that the smarter the child, the less fantasy and happiness he has in childhood.

However, this does not affect Emma's love for the story of "Harry Potter".

Therefore, when she heard that the great Hollywood director Charlotte Booth was preparing to make a live-action movie of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", Emma was excited——

"I want to be in this movie!"

When little Emma stood on the chair and said this to her father and stepmother solemnly, they were all stunned.

"Honey, you know, you are only seven years old..."

Emma's father said worriedly.

Their family actually has some connections with the British entertainment industry. Therefore, Emma's father knows what is going on in some circles.

To be honest, he doesn't really agree with his daughter debuting as a child star.

Especially since Emma is only seven years old.

However, the father also knew that this was not a reason to convince his daughter who was in high spirits.

Fortunately, Emma’s father is not a fool for giving birth to a smart daughter——

"Emma, ​​you know, there are no seven-year-old characters in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." In fact, those little wizards all enter school at the age of 11. If you want to play them, you must be at least 9 years old. That’s all.”

——It should be said that the reasons given by dad are very good.

In fact, thanks to the fact that he had been telling Emma bedtime stories with "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" before, Dad was able to think of this suitable reason.

For a moment, Emma's father felt very clever.

However--

"There is also the character of Ginny Weasley in the book! She hasn't gone to Hogwarts yet, she must be less than 11 years old, right? I think I can at least play her!?"

Facts have proved that when it comes to understanding the story of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", the father is far inferior to his daughter.

Daughter Emma said plausibly,

"Moreover, it's just the preliminary audition. Didn't you say before that the preparation for this kind of blockbuster takes a long time? By the time the official filming begins, I might be 8 or even 9 years old - by that time,

I should be able to play other roles too, right? "

"this……"

Emma's father once again experienced the troubles of having a smart daughter...

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So, Emma's father finally fulfilled his daughter's wish and found various connections to get her on the audition list for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone".

In fact, Emma went to meet the red-bearded Richard Arsenal, who was in charge of casting, accompanied by her father.

——Of course, there is no reservation.

She completely sneaked into the hotel stairwell and "encountered" the assistant director of the "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" crew.

"It is said that Natalie Portman used this method to "accidentally meet" director Luc Besson, and then got the role of Matilda in "The Killer Is Not So Cold" even though he was already out. of this role.”

Emma looked like a young adult and told her father about some gossip she had heard from somewhere, while her father had a dull look on his face.

——Wait, that’s not right! ! !

Emma's father suddenly realized a problem——

How did my good daughter know about the movie "This Killer Isn't Too Cold"! ! ?

You know, although the movie "The Killer Is Not So Cold" is a classic, it contains a somewhat taboo "Lolita" complex.

At least, the scene in which the little girl Matilda and the middle-aged man Leon are lying in bed together and discussing issues related to "sex" makes Emma's father not sure what to say.

——As a relatively literary European, Emma’s father is not particularly disgusted by this.

——But as a man with a lovely daughter, Emma’s father is deeply disgusted by this kind of lolicon storyline.

"French……"

At that time, Emma's father, after watching the movie, could only silently give such a contemptuous comment.

——Who made the director Luc Besson and the actor Jean Reno of "The Killer Not So Cold" both French?

The British and the French have been in love and fighting each other for hundreds of years because of their hegemony on the European continent. Even though they were forced to fight against the Germans together in the end, their contempt and disgust for each other were not lost at all.

It can be said that all the dissatisfaction, contempt and helplessness of the British towards the French can be expressed by the phrase "French"...

Even if Emma's family has lived in Paris for several years, and even Emma's father's mother, Emma's grandmother, is an authentic French woman, this cannot offset the disdain for the undisciplined French that men in the British Empire have in their bones.

——At least it can’t offset the impact on French men.

What's more, Emma's father is a lawyer known for his rigid work...

However, when Emma's father watched the movie "The Killer Isn't Too Cold", he could enjoy it while making contemptuous remarks about the French, but when he learned that his daughter, who was less than eight years old, also knew that this movie was a restrictive level movie, he was completely out of his element——

"Should we strengthen Emma's education?"

The stupid dad has such "rebellious" thoughts in his heart...()

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