Carefree Prince In Tang Dynasty

Of course, Li Shimin has the confidence to say this. This is the difference between confidence and arrogance. With him and the two peerless masters next to Empress Changsun, anyone who wants to send assassins to assassinate him can rest. This has absolutely no chance of success.

In order to be unfavorable to Li Shimin under the noses of these two masters, the only feasible way is to suppress the situation with a large army, and rely on crowd tactics to bridge the gap in individual strength. However, this is Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, how could an army suddenly appear out of nowhere to harm Li Shimin? Do you think that the imperial guards in charge of Chang'an city defense are really just decorations?

Li Xin could not refute Li Shimin's answer.

Li Shimin poured himself a glass of wine, drank it all in one gulp, and then happily put the glass on the table, pointing at Li Daodao without warning: "Kneel down, let me kick your feet hard."

Li Xin was stunned, and looked at Empress Changsun begging for help.

Empress Changsun covered her mouth and smiled, "I can't help you." Obviously, she knew the reason.

"It's useless for anyone to beg for mercy today! I have to kick your feet to relieve my anger!" Li Shimin said with a snort.

Li Xin had no choice but to call Qu and said, "Even the emperor has to be reasonable, right? Make me understand why you kicked me all of a sudden!"

Li Shimin sneered and said: "I don't know how to send such good wine to the palace to ask me to taste it. You, a white-eyed wolf, shouldn't be kicked? It's okay if you don't get kicked. Next time you enter the palace, you will get 20. Just a big board. Whether you want me to kick two feet myself, or get twenty big boards, you choose yourself!"

Uh. Saying it this way seems to be a little disrespectful. After all, for Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong, and Chen Yin, Li Xin took the initiative to deliver wine to the door. On the contrary, Li Shimin, who has always been the best to him, did not send wine.

But having said that, Li Xin deliberately sent people to send wine to the homes of these elders, the main purpose was not to express filial piety, but to seek business cooperation. He didn't dare to talk to His Majesty Li Shimin about cooperating with the winery. It's normal for him not to send "samples" to his door.

Alas, if you have to choose, of course it is comfortable to be kicked by Li Shimin. The twenty big boards of the servants are not so easy to get over.

But why does Li Xin have to choose between these two options, which are not very good?

Wouldn't it be good for him to choose to quibble in a desperate struggle?

So, Li Xin coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and said, "Your Majesty, this matter is actually not what you think, let me explain it carefully."

Li Shimin sneered, and said: "Just tell me, I want to see how you argue!"

Even the emperor can't make such a foul, right? You've already said it's "sophistry", so how can I go on?

Although Li Xin secretly slandered him, he still had to say it with a cheeky face. He smiled apologetically and said, "Your Majesty, think about it. As the saying goes, alcohol is harmful to your health! Although wine is delicious, drinking too much is not good for your health. If I send wine into the palace eagerly, wouldn't it be the same as murdering your majesty?" ? How could I do such a thing?"

What a meticulous logic, it is impeccable!

Li Xin calmly applauded his wit in his heart.

Empress Changsun laughed so hard that she almost couldn't straighten up. She hadn't smiled so heartily in many years. Li Shimin looked at his wife who was smiling so brightly, and couldn't help feeling very happy in his heart.

However, he still maintained a very unhappy expression on his face, and said slowly: "So, if you don't send wine to the palace, it's a show of filial piety?"

Li Xin nodded vigorously.

Li Shimin's expression softened slightly, he nodded, and did not speak for a while. Li Xin breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this moment, the great His Majesty Li Er suddenly said in a very calm and natural tone: "Then pack up quickly and prepare to go to prison."

what? imprison? Why!

Li Xin was really going to be driven crazy by Li Shimin's out-of-the-ordinary language today.

Didn't you just talk about the wine? Why did it suddenly become that Li Xin was going to be put in prison? What crime? There must be a crime, right?

Seeing Li Xin's bewildered expression, Li Shimin sneered and said, "I still don't understand? Since you said that sending wine to me is murdering me, then what do you say about selling wine to the people? Isn't that murder? Look downstairs There are so many people, I estimate that your first floor murders no less than a few hundred people every day, what kind of heinous crime is this?"

Speaking of this, even His Majesty Li Er couldn't help laughing. He broke his merits and said with a smile: "After I go back, I will make a decree that you are not allowed to open any broken restaurants, so as not to harm the people of my Tang Dynasty!"

Li Xin was so fooled that he didn't have any temper at all, and immediately begged for mercy with a mournful face, "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong, don't tease me anymore!"

Li Shimin laughed loudly and said, "It's not easy, you kid sometimes admit defeat."

Only then did Empress Changsun speak out: "Rao Xin'er claims to be a disciple of the Immortal Laoshizi. In front of a real dragon emperor like His Majesty, isn't he going to obediently admit defeat?"

"That's that." Li Xin nodded quickly, and said dog-leggedly, "Your Majesty is wise and wise, how can my cleverness be compared?"