Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

After being away for two days, Jiang Chen came back again.

Wang Yubing is tricking Jiang Chen again.

She waved her white jade hand and pointed at the back of her hand.

"Jiang Chen Jiang Chen, what is this to me?"

"This is your hand."

"This is the back of my hand!"

Wang Yubing blinked like a little fox and pointed at his little jojo: "What is this to me?"

Jiang Chen replied: "These are your feet."

"Wrong! This is the instep of my foot!"

Jiang Chen: "???"

Do young girls today like to play tricks so much?

Wang Yubing pointed at Jiang Chen: "Okay, what are you to me?"

If he followed the general routine, Jiang Chen would say without thinking...

"I am yours!"

In this way, girls can take the opportunity to knock down boys...

Therefore, boys must pay attention to protecting themselves when they are outside now.

Don't get tricked by a girl like Wang Yubing who is pretty but has hidden tricks!

Jiang Chen didn't even think about it and just said the next sentence.

"I'm your father!"

Wang Yubing was stunned at that time, and the wind was messy!

Why don't you play by the rules?

Jiang Chen: Domineering! So arrogant!

Wang Yubing was even a little angry with Jiang Chen.

In the morning, this little devil started acting like a monster again.

Jiang Chen only heard a bang in the kitchen, as if something had broken.

"Jiang Chen, come here."

Jiang Chen heard this and came over.

"What's going on? What's wrong?"

Wang Yubing was cleaning up in the kitchen and said angrily: "Jiang Chen, let's change to a washing machine?"

Jiang Chen: "??? Why do you need to change the washing machine?"

Wang Yubing spread his hands and said: "Because our washing machine is too noisy! It makes a clanging sound when washing clothes. It's very difficult to use..."

Jiang Chen was surprised: "??? No, there's no washing machine in the kitchen? Are you washing clothes in the kitchen?"

Wang Yubing blushed: "You don't work anyway!"

Jiang Chen: "There's something wrong with the washing machine? Let me take a look?"

Wang Yubing stopped Jiang Chen: "No, no! Because the washing machine is too difficult to use. So... you see, I accidentally broke another plate just now!"

She was too embarrassed to take out a broken plate!

Jiang Chen: "..."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

So, the plate you broke is also the pot of the washing machine?

Awesome!

Thumbs up for you!

Bow to the scapegoat!

Wang Yubing was having a good day today and asked Jiang Chen: "Jiang Chen, tell me, we have been living together for so long, which habit of mine can't be tolerated the most by you?"

Jiang Chen was stunned.

Is this sister stimulated?

In the past, she never let Jiang Chen say anything bad about her!

As for giving opinions?

That is even more impossible!

In Wang Yubing's words, the little fairy has no shortcomings? What? bad habit? There is no such thing as getting more! Never existed in a lifetime!

Does the sun rise from the west today?

Why did you become so humble?

The opportunity has come, hee hee!

Jiang Chen smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. I just have a habit. I think it's a bad habit! You must get rid of it in the future!"

"???"

Wang Yubing asked curiously: "Real or fake? What bad habits do I have?"

Jiang Chen said nonsense in a serious tone: "You said you just take a shower, so why should you close the door?"

Wang Yubing was stunned and stared at Jiang Chen for a while.

Jiang Chen saw that the situation was not good, so he turned around and ran away.

Wang Yubing chased after him: "You're a pervert! You're a big pervert!"

Jiang Chen laughed and ran away long ago...

...

"Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen!"

Jiang Chen was playing games on the sofa when Wang Yubing ran over and handed Jiang Chen a mobile phone.

"What's this?"

"I developed a small game myself according to the introduction on the Internet."

Wang Yubing said with a smile: "As long as you press the start button, it will start spinning. When the time comes, wherever you turn, you will give me whatever treatment you want, okay?"

Jiang Chen didn't know why and wanted to see clearly, but Wang Yubing held his hand down and pressed start directly.

"Yeah, don't be so mother-in-law, let's start quickly."

Jiang Chen was confused~~

Damn it, what's going on?

He saw Wang Yubing's mobile phone hand, and a dialog box popped up. The screen looked like a slot machine, with various patterns spinning crazily on it.

Jiang Chen glanced at it and burst into laughter.

The rewards here are really varied.

1: Bag 2: Dior lipstick 3: Audi r8

4: Famous brand cosmetics worth over RMB 10,000 5: Watches 6: 8888 red envelopes

7: 5 cents 8: One week trip to Europe!

Jiang Chen: "???"

Children, do you have many questions?

What is this?

Why should I choose one of these projects for you?

Wang Yubing said with a smile: "Is it fun? I saw this on Quanyin and downloaded it. You promised me and you must fulfill your promise. No matter what you choose, you must give it to me."

Jiang Chen: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Are you playing Dragon Ball?

After gathering it all, will we summon the dragon? Oh, it's me? Make your wish come true?

Only a fool would give it to you.

Wang Yubing is proud!

This is the magic weapon of Quanyin!

Eight-door Golden Lock Formation!

Except for the 5 cents inside, everything else is deadly!

One mistake and you will die!

Hehe... This fairy is really witty!

Jiang Chen's eyes turned and he had a plan on his mind.

The opportunity to tease Wang Yubing came again.

He has sharp eyes and quick hands, and his reflexes explode at three times the speed.

Stop at one point!

That icon is very eye-catching and just right to stop the 50 cents!

Wang Yubing suddenly said: His eyes were as wide as bells!

The ears stand up like antennas!

There are 8 options in total...

Any one of them is a scam, except this 50 cents!

This 50 cents was also set up to amuse Jiang Chen, lest Jiang Chen shout that it is unfair and have no way out.

Who knows~~

Jiang Chen actually has the ability to draw 50 cents?

Jiang Chen took out a 50-cent coin from his pocket and threw it to Wang Yubing, who was stunned: "Okay, five cents! I'll give it to you. Let's go."

Wang Yubing rushed up: "Jiang Chen! I'll give you five kicks!"

...

Xiao Li ran to find Jiang Chen, and the two of them walked outside and talked.

"Brother Chen, have you seen the video that went viral on the Internet recently?"

Jiang Chen: "???What video?"

"She is a female dance teacher who leads students to dance at the Imperial Dance Training School. She is very popular!"

Xiao Li was so excited that he took out his mobile phone: "You really didn't watch it? The loss is too great. In that video, the dance teacher was so beautiful and fairy-like. My wife was so moved after watching it. She danced so well. .”

Jiang Chen took the phone and looked at it, and was confused.

On the mobile phone, a video came out...

In the video, it is a class at an art training school.

A beautiful teacher in dance clothes with long flowing hair is leading the students to dance.

BG is ringing behind me...

That beautiful teacher is so beautiful and elegant, especially with her dancing, her beautiful figure is dancing gracefully, her strong sense of rhythm and artistic beauty completely create an incomparable elegant figure. Fairy.

Xiao Li was on the side, drooling as he watched.

The comment area on the side was also full of explosions.

"Wow! That's awesome! If I had a girlfriend like this~~ I could go without eating every day!"

"Goddess! Absolute goddess!"

“I’ve only watched this video 101 times!”

"How can you be so awesome? Isn't your figure too good?"

"The key is appearance, 360-degree beauty with no blind spots! There are absolutely no filters!"

"This, who is this person?"

Jiang Chen was confused.

Xiao Li was on the side, chattering non-stop: "Brother Chen, let me ask you, are you awesome? This video has only been released for 24 hours, and it has been viewed more than 8 million times, liked 1 million times, and retweeted hundreds of thousands of times. ! Compared with such a top goddess, 99.999% of women in the world can’t stand it.”

Jiang Chen: "..."

Xiao Li continued to express emotion: "Hey, if I could see such a beauty in person, I would be happy to eat ten pounds!"

at this time...

Jiang Chen's cell phone rang.

Wang Yubing's voice sounded: "Hello? Where are you?"

Jiang Chen said calmly: "I was just hanging out with my friends and happened to be downstairs of your school."

"OK."

Wang Yubing said excitedly: "Then let's go home together today?"

Jiang Chen closed the line.

Xiao Li had a bad smile on his face: "Brother Chen, is there a new fish in the fish pond? Hehe, but this time I don't envy you at all. Because no matter what your female companion is, she is definitely not as exciting as the goddess in my dreams!"

Before he finished speaking...

I saw a top-notch goddess who was full of fairy spirit. She walked up to Jiang Chen and said with a smile like a flower: "Have you been waiting for a while? Jiang Chen? Shall we go home?"

Xiao Li turned around and took a look!

Let me rub it!

It's actually~~

That top dancing goddess in the video?

Xiao Li was petrified on the spot!

Petrified!

He just said...

"If I can see her in person, I would rather eat ten pounds of history!"

"No matter what kind of woman you are, I don't envy her, because she is definitely not as good-looking as the woman of my dreams!"

Damn it!

Isn't this beautiful woman who made Jiang Chen smile so cutely and said they wanted to go home together, the girl of his dreams that he thinks about day and night?

Xiao Li: My heart was hurt by 10,000 tons!

Jiang Chen glanced at Xiao Li who was stunned, took Wang Yubing's hand, and said angrily: "Get in the car!"

Wang Yubing was shy and timid, and got into Jiang Chen's car, still smiling beautifully: "What shall we eat tonight? Can I make pig's trotters for you?"

Jiang Chen said calmly: "Whatever, it's fine!"

He winked at Xiao Li and drove away.

Xiao Li stayed where he was, standing blankly for ten minutes!

Like a clay sculpture!

A girl passed by and asked her mother out of curiosity: "Mom, why is this uncle crying?"

The mother hurriedly pulled the little girl away: "Uncle is sad..."

Xiao Li woke up from a dream, suddenly hugged his head and cried!

Feel sorry for yourself for three minutes!

The goddess of my dreams is just an ordinary mermaid in Jiang Chen's fish pond!

Did I forget? Goddess, they all belong to Brother Chen!

I'm waiting to hit the street, and I can only look up!

Crying~~

o(╥﹏╥)o

He suddenly let out a howl!

"I'm going to eat Si! Ten pounds! Don't let anyone stop me!"

"I have to remember it firmly! A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit! The goddesses belong to Brother Chen! I don't deserve to eat shit!"

The mother and daughter were frightened and ran away quickly...

"This man is sick! Let's go."

The people around him also quickly moved out of the way, fearing to avoid the rampaging Xiao Li...

Jiang Chen snickered.

Let you watch videos of beautiful women and have random thoughts...

Give you 100,000 tons of damage!

All beauties are mine!