Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

"Hu Chi, Hu Chi, it's so dangerous, I almost got caught."

Jiang Chen wiped his sweat: "Want me to marry your daughter and be your successor? Two companies + billions of properties? Bah! As the chairman of the company, how can I be free and run errands? Don't go!"

Jiang Chen had a look of rejoicing, and quickly slipped away.

The passers-by on the side listened, and collectively rushed to the street~~

How much do you like to run errands?

Marrying Bai Fumei, serving as chairman, and reaching the pinnacle of life, are you all disgusted by you?

Awesome!

......

Jiang Chen received another errand list.

Run to take the order.

This time, the employer is actually a...

Cleaner!

Unexpectedly, the cleaners are also looking for errands?

The cleaner looked helpless: "I heard that your errand brother is omnipotent? Can you do anything?"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "It also depends on the situation."

(Jiang Chen: If you have a daughter and are looking for a partner, then I will not accompany you! If you have a "small" company with assets of no more than 100 billion and you want me to be the general manager, then forgive me for not being able to accompany you. !)

Jiang Chen: (ˉ▽￣～)

Sir, do something and don't do something!

What about marrying Bai Fumei and being the heir of hundreds of billions of dollars, don't look for me!

I am not interested!

I just want to be free and run errands.

The cleaner looked bewildered and coughed, "That's right, I have a problem."

"It's our community, everyone's quality is worrying."

The cleaner pointed back.

Jiang Chen fixed his eyes and was speechless.

Because it's full of rubbish!

The grounds and lawns of the community are full of garbage, almost full of rubbish. Looking around, there is a vast expanse of white, like snow.

The cleaner said in distress: "I have to clean two trucks of garbage every day, but the next morning, it became like this again. I reminded many times and thought of many ways, but it was useless. Everyone still messes around. Throwing garbage. I heard that you are a very capable young man, and would like to ask if you can do anything? Can you help me solve this problem?"

Jiang Chen glanced at it and was speechless.

It is said that in public, some people are of poor quality, but these people are too poor, right?

This is the downstairs community, not your trash can.

How to say throw it away?

When Jiang Chen turned around, he saw another person come out with a child. After drinking the milk, he threw the box on the ground and walked away.

The cleaner was in a hurry, so he went up and said, "Hey, hey, why are you littering?"

Instead, the man glared his eyes and said, "Isn't that what you do? Without us throwing away the garbage, would you still have a job? Wouldn't you be unemployed? I'm here to help you."

Cleaner: "..."

Jiang Chen: "..."

mmp!

Sounds so reasonable.

I almost believed your evil!

The cleaner spread out his hands: "It's the way it is."

Jiang Chen thought for a while: "Since they don't listen to persuasion so much, let's put up a sign. Once the sign is up, persuade them to abide by public morals!"

"???"

The cleaner was stunned: "How do you set up a sign?"

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes, hehe smiled: "I'll write it for you!"

With a wave of his pen, he wrote a large line.

[Littering people, infertility! 】

Cleaner: "..."

You are tough enough!

Jiang Chen smiled: "How is it? Is this brand powerful enough? Is it enough to deter you?"

The cleaner smiled bitterly: "This.... little brother, I can't say that your writing is bad, these people are indeed immoral. But your writing like this is a bit too damaging, a bit cursing others. They will definitely complain to me in the future, I can't stand it either."

Jiang Chen nodded.

There are too many people with low quality in this community. If the cleaners write such a sign, they will definitely be complained.

"Okay, I'll add one for you!"

Jiang Chen's eyes turned: "It's not a curse, it's a blessing. It should be fine now, right?"

"Bless? Bless them with what?"

The cleaners were bewildered.

Why not curse, but bless?

Jiang Chen smiled, picked up the pen again, and added a sentence after.

"Full of children and grandchildren!"

[Those who litter, are infertile, and have children and grandchildren! 】

Check out the cleaners!

I wipe!

ruthless!

Awesome Klass! !

This deterrent~

At this time, someone passed by.

He casually threw the drink bottle in his hand on the ground.

Beverage bottles rolled and rolled, and rolled at the foot of the sign.

The man looked up and saw the words on the sign.

Immediately, his face changed greatly!

He ran over quickly, picked up the bottle, ran 50 meters, and threw it into the trash can.

Another person took his girlfriend, passed by, ate bananas, and threw away the banana peel at will.

Suddenly, I saw the sign.

The man's face turned green!

Run quickly and pick up the banana peel

Come on, throw away the trash can.

girlfriend:"???"

Residents of the community passing by, seeing the signs one by one, are stunned~~

Without further ado, just start picking up trash.

Even the garbage that was thrown away before is not afraid of hard work, pick it up and throw it in the trash can.

It only took an hour~

The rubbish-ridden community square has been emptied in an instant, clean and free of rubbish!

Cleaner, stunned~~

Jiang Chen's words shocked the audience!

Since then, the sanitation of the community has been excellent, no one dared to litter, and even won the title of "Model Sanitation Community".

Cleaner: "!!!"

Five-star praise!

Thumbs up to the big guy!

Get it! !

......

Jiang Chen received five-star praise.

At this time, I was a little tired from running errands and I was a little hungry, so I found a restaurant nearby and sat down to eat.

Didn't provoke anyone.

Right next to him, there was a man in his 30s wearing a suit and leather shoes with a dark beard. At first glance, he should be the kind of person who is an office leader. He was on the phone.

"Hey, where are you? Oh...it's almost there, okay, I'm already waiting in the restaurant, okay, bye, looking forward to meeting you."

After hanging up the phone, all smiles and anticipation.

Then I sorted out my grooming and appearance, obviously looking forward to the next meeting. tomb robbing

Jiang Chen glanced at this situation, it should be a blind date.

......

At this time, Jiang Chen saw a girl with a very thick devil makeup (about 80 points, she should be more beautiful if she removed the devil makeup, 88-90 points, her waist was very thin, and there was a goblin), and walked into the restaurant.

Come to the men's table in suits and sit down.

The man in the suit was stunned: "Miss, who are you?"

The girl in devil makeup ruffled her hair and chewed gum.

"Forget it so soon? I'm your blind date."

"Ah?" The man in the suit said, holding the ipad, "No, your photo is completely different from yours."

The girl in devil makeup snorted: "In the photo, my mother thinks I look like this, but the one you see now is the real me."

Seeing this situation, Jiang Chen must have forced him to go on a blind date again, the kind that was very reluctant.

And from Jiang Chen's line of sight, this woman should be wearing a wig.

"By the way, let's get straight to the point. How much money does your family have? How much money can your family make a year? How much can you make a year?"

The girls in devil makeup are very direct and authentic.

The man in the suit looked very ugly: "Why are you like this?"

Girl with devil makeup: "What's the matter, isn't it normal to ask money on a blind date?"

Man in suit: "..."

The girl in devil makeup was playing with chewing gum and didn't take it seriously: "I'm sorry, talking about money is inherited from our family and can't be changed."

"Have you always been so disgusting, miss? Take out the chewing gum and play with it, then put it back in your mouth and continue chewing."

"This is my true temperament, and you said that for so long, black coffee has turned into cappuccino, and I haven't seen you order a fruit plate. You don't have money to pretend to be a rich man."

Jiang Chen could see that this girl in devil makeup was deliberately irritating.

The man in the suit sneered: "I have no money? Don't look at my identity, the vice president of Mercedes-Benz Group, with an annual salary of 2 million!"

As he spoke, he adjusted his tie.

Tactical back!

proud~~

Jiang Chen was beside him, watching with relish.

These two people are too funny, the man wants to pretend to be forceful, and the woman is deliberately bitter and unsightly.

A good show!

The surrounding customers also secretly watch from time to time.

The two had a fierce confrontation. You ridiculed me, I laughed, you came and I came.

The master tricks caused a lot of movement, attracting the attention of customers one by one.

"Two million? Brag, you're just like that..."

"Hmph, how much are you?"

"My monthly salary is ten thousand!"

"Ahahaha~~ With a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, you still look down on me, the vice president of the Mercedes-Benz Group? It's too funny... oh, I see, you want to catch a golden turtle-in-law, right? I don't even care how you grow up. What, you still want to catch a golden turtle son-in-law?"

The man in the suit glanced at the woman's explosive head like a bird's nest, with devilish makeup.

"I'm fishing for a golden turtle son-in-law? Haha, what a joke." The woman got angry, took out her phone, and pressed the photo: "I'll show you this photo..."

In the photo, Jiang Chen took a group photo with President Zhou Yuan at the Pangu Hotel.

"You know the man above, right? The surname is Jiang, the owner of the Pangu Hotel, who pursued me so hard back then, but he was the man I couldn't get rid of even if I wanted to!"

puff~~~

People who eat melons Jiang Chen spit out the soup!

Confused!

Am I chasing after her?

Who is she?

This woman has never been seen before!

innocent face.jpg!

mmp!

You pretend, don't pretend to be on me.

Of course the man in the suit didn't believe it: "You said that the Pangu Hotel's

The boss, Mr. Jiang, is the man you can't get rid of even if you want to? Hehe, you are such a shameless woman, and I don't know where to get a photo, and say that people are chasing you! The whole world knows that Mr. Jiang doesn't like women. "

puff~~~

Jiang Chen's face suddenly turned dark!

Mare Gobi!

When did I not like women!

I have a lot of girlfriends, okay?

These two people pulled me into the water in order to pretend, one said she couldn't get rid of me even if she wanted to, and the other said I didn't like women!

The woman is still pretending: "Hehe, it's not that he doesn't like women, that's because he doesn't like other women besides me."

Jiang Chen: "..."

Can't stand it!

If these two bastards go on, I don't know what they will become.

Jiang Chen walked over.

The man was stunned when he saw Jiang Chen.

Take another look at the photos on the woman's phone!

The two are exactly the same!

1000% similarity!

What the hell!

Scared to the heart!

"Mr. Jiang...I..."

Almost ran away!

Playing ass!

The bad words I just said were probably heard by Mr. Jiang!

The legs are swinging~~

And that woman, hurry back and see Jiang Chen...

Confused..

embarrassed..

almost cried!

It's over!

"Boss, why are you here? Woohoo~~~"

That's right, this woman is actually a waiter at the Pangu Hotel, one of the outstanding employees, and she is also a fan of Jiang Chen.

I just subconsciously used the boss idol to pretend to be coercive, but I didn't expect the boss to be behind me!

Oh my God! !

I want to die! !

She almost burst into tears!

At this time, the surrounding melon-eating crowd fry the pot.

"Fuck, what's the situation? Could it be that this person is the owner of the Pangu Hotel?"

"Wow!! You look so handsome?"

"God, love, love!"

"These two are going to end! Hahaha!"

"..."

Jiang Chen's face darkened: "I heard what you just said..."

The man in the suit panicked: "Mr. Jiang, I..."

Jiang Chen waved his hand to interrupt, with a cold face: "You don't need to beg, it's useless!"

He took out his mobile phone, took a photo of a man in a suit, and sent it to the president's secretary of the Mercedes-Benz Group: "Check if the person in this photo is from the company."

bell bell~~~

The president's secretary called back: "Mr. Jiang, this person is a vice president of our Mercedes-Benz Group, named Chen Yang."

Jiang Chen glanced at the man in the suit, and thought for a while, "I demoted him!"

Say I don't like women?

Fired makes me stingy! Demotion isn't too much, is it?