Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

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The next day, noon.

Jiang Chen started to deliver food, this is the third order today.

"Huh? What order, it's actually going to be delivered to Ludong Gym!"

Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Besides, there are actually two servings? One is a ~~ Starbucks pure fruit and vegetable weight loss light meal salad, and the other is a KFC Malic Spicy Family Bucket, or a super large serving!"

These two takeaways, do you feel that the style of painting is a bit different?

A diet, a pure meat?

And it was made by the same person.

What the hell is this?

......

the other side.

Recently, Liu Lan has been having a bad time.

Ever since she was seen through by the senior whore detective—Jiang Chen, and through Su Xiaoxiao’s incident, the classmates all knew her true face, and the people around her gradually alienated her, and life became more and more difficult.

To put it simply, it was her major life event and ultimate goal—to hang a golden tortoise-in-law and a wealthy person—has been stagnant and has not progressed at all.

Liu Lan is so angry!

"Damn Jiang Chen, it's all you! It made my life bleak!"

"No, I want to rise~"

Liu Lan had an idea!

Be a hostess!

Female anchor, the holy land of green tea scheming bitches!

Every day, as long as you dress up carefully, turn on the highest filter, pick up the mobile phone, and broadcast all kinds of broadcasts, a large number of gifts can be swiped~~

The peak of life is just like that.

how good?

So, Liu Lan started the journey of female anchor pretending to be forceful!

Early this morning, Liu Lan started a well-prepared road of pretending.

Makeup, painted for 2 hours.

Clothes, choose the thinnest and most transparent!

Filter, open to the maximum!

Voice, whistling whistling!

Bitch Max!

Liu Lan thought about it, and the name of the live broadcast room came up with the most attractive "fitness, long legs, white and rich beauty"!

The main sexy fitness card!

"Every old iron, everyone is early duck!"

"Today is another day full of vitality."

"Everyone can call me Lan Lan! Today is the first time the broadcast will start. Everyone should take care of this cute newbie in the future."

Liu Lan's appearance suddenly attracted the attention of many people.

The comment area suddenly became lively.

"I'll go, this new female anchor is very beautiful!"

"Young lady looks good and has a good figure!"

"Slobber! I'm greedy for your body!"

"(ˉ﹃ˉ)~~"

"Lan Lan? Miss Sister is so beautiful, brush up the gift~~"

On the live broadcast website, some people are licking dogs without brains, and when they see Liu Lan's appearance, they just swipe gifts.

A horse-drawn carriage flew by

"Wow!"

Liu Lan smiled sweetly: "Refills and refills! Old irons, it's really powerful. Mengxin is flattered!"

just~~

She happened to be standing in front of a big billboard with basketball star Yao Peng in the background.

At this time, a sharp-eyed person found a problem!

"The billboard behind you is basketball star Yao Peng, right?"

"Yao Peng, why do you have a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, like an alien?"

A bunch of fanatical licking dogs were stunned!

There was a lot of discussion.

"Yeah, isn't Yao Peng a square face? Why did he turn into an alien face in the camera?"

"I'm going, Yao Peng saw it himself, and he doesn't even know himself anymore!"

"Pfft, laugh out loud!~~"

"Well! If Yao Peng's face is so thin, then this Liu Lan's real face should be as wide as a pie, right?"

"I wipe! The queen of filters!"

"How big of a beauty filter is this, right?"

"Go, go!"

These days, passersby are not so easy to deceive. Due to Yao Peng's background card, her filter has been changed to an alien face. Liu Lan's fans that she has finally accumulated, suddenly ran away more than half~~

Liu Lan: "Cry, chirp..."

Want to cry without tears!

How could this be?

Shouldn't this lady be dressed in cool clothes, and as soon as she appears, a large number of licking dogs should lick the screen, kneel and lick, and pounce on it as a reward?

Is this script wrong?

However, since Liu Lan dares to come to the live broadcast industry to develop, he is naturally fully prepared.

With a look in her eyes, it's time to take out the killer!

"Okay, okay, I just think the beauty filter is fun, just play with it."

Liu Lan whimpered and turned off half of the filter beauty: "Now it's my real appearance, and I'm not a live broadcast of my appearance, I'm a health anchor who loves fitness! Look at it~ ~”

She has long been scheming and bitch, and she has identified the most unbearable areas for straight men and otakus!

Gym!

In the gym, beautiful bodies are all sturdy! Old exciting!

Liu Lan had already thought about how to impress these otakus!

Retreat is the advance, the appearance is the supplement, and the fitness is the main!

She is wearing a fitness vest + fitness pants!

I have to say that although Liu Lan's scheming green tea is top-notch, the gym is not for nothing.

Her face value, she put on makeup and added a level 5 beauty, 90 points!

The figure is also quite good, some 85 points! Plus filter buff blessing, direct 95 points~

A large number of otakus licking dogs, kneel down again!

"I'm rubbing~~True goddess!"

"And after she turned off the beauty, she was still a beauty! The figure is also the best!"

"Goddess, forgive us?"

"I'm the most greedy fitness goddess! The figure is so good!"

Another wave of gifts, brush up~~

"Thank you! Thank you for your gifts~~"

Liu Lan smiled again, sweet and full of bitches.

I sneered in my heart: "Hehe, a bunch of stupid birds, this lady shows a little bit of peerless elegance, you can't stand it. Sure enough, the gifts are constantly being swiped. This money is so good."

Liu Lan is full of scheming, the filter skills are just right and not exaggerated, the pure skill max, plus the courage to wear fitness suits, really harvested a wave of brain powder.

The popularity of the direct, soaring~~

"Right, let me take you to the gym, shall I? I'll show you why I have such a good figure, and some fitness secrets, as well as my boudoir brunch diet secrets."

Liu Lan continued her performance, took the camera to the gym, and smiled sweetly on the way: "Everyone who wants to exercise, if you think Lan Lan's sharing is helpful for your fitness, please pay more attention, retweet, swipe Oh gift."

A bunch of idiots, hooting.

"Wow! Miss Fitness took us to the gym for a live broadcast?"

"My favorite is to watch the fitness videos of Miss Sister!"

"This figure is so energetic! Cough, I don't mean, fitness, I like it!"

"It's over, I don't have enough paper towels at home!"

"..."

The men watching the live broadcast room were drooling.

(ˉ﹃ˉ)~~

At this time~~

Jiang Chen had already taken the takeaway and came downstairs.

......

Liu Lan walked into the gym, all kinds of tall.

She whimpered: "Everyone, this is the gym where I work out! Look at it~~"

As she walked, she pretended to be very familiar and greeted the clerk who had already been arranged.

Show that you come to the gym regularly.

In the live broadcast room, all kinds of surprises.

"Wow! Miss Sister is really a fitness expert!"

"What a healthy lifestyle!"

"I like the most beautiful girl!"

"It looks like a real goddess!"

Liu Lan watched the number of fans in the live broadcast room, and the number of fans rose steadily, and the corner of her mouth raised a sneer with disdain.

These idiots are really deceiving.

Compared to Jiang Chen, he was much more deceived.

It's not bad to be able to cheat people to make money, hee hee.

Time to perform the real technique.

"Hello everyone, now, I'll reveal to you the real reason why my figure is so good!"

Liu Lan pointed at one~~ equipment-lifting the barbell!

The whole place exploded.

"I'm going, really?"

"Goddess wants to perform barbell lifting?"

"This barbell is really heavy. 35kg?"

"I'm rubbing it, the girl is playing iron? It's amazing!"

"If you can lift it up, I'll give you a carnival!!"

"Liu Lan smiled.

In order to show that she was really lifting the barbell on the spot, she also deliberately walked past a buddy who was lifting iron~~

That buddy, who originally raised the barbell with both hands, was still panting, his legs were weak, and he was ready to give up~~

The fitness coach on the side, no matter how he encouraged it, it was useless, he was about to die.

The coach was helpless, so he could only go up to help him, for fear that he would hit him.

But seeing Liu Lan in fitness clothes, she came over with all her might, and her eyes rolled on him.

This dude has changed instantly!

He suddenly shouted: "Get out of the way!"

The coach jumped aside in fright.

This dude pushes the coach away, one hand, and holds the bar high!

Take it easy and do 10 in a row!

While pretending to be forceful, he looked at Liu Lan.

Liu Lan smiled sweetly and turned around.

The beauty went over, and the buddy was instantly beaten back to his original shape.

puff.

Rubbed on the ground by the barbell~~

In the live broadcast room, there was a sound of air-conditioning sucking back.

"This, play for real!"

"I didn't see that buddy pretending to overturn the car, and he was pressed to the floor and shouted for help?"

"Beauty, be careful with the barbell."

"Sit and wait for the beauty to play the barbell live!"

Liu Lan smiled sweetly.

She did it on purpose just now. Every time someone saw a beautiful woman in the barbell area, they would pretend to be forceful, and the car would often roll over.

"Hehe, watch me play with a barbell!"

She embarked on her first exercise machine.

A fitness trainer who is five or three thick is waiting to help her.

"Coach Awei, please!"

She blinked: "You have to protect me."

According to the rules of lifting the barbell, there must be a coach to protect it to prevent the barbell from falling off.

Injured on the body.

Awei nodded, stretched out his hand, and pretended to be protective.

In fact, due to the ingenious setting of the shooting angle, the barbell could not be seen in the live broadcast room. The barbell was actually lifted by Awei, and Liu Lan was just pretending...

At this moment, Jiang Chen just came in, carrying two takeaways.

Jiang Chen sees~~

Liu Lan placed the phone, lay down by herself, and started lifting the barbell~~

But in fact she was just pretending.

The coach who assisted her has been helping her.

35kg barbell, lift, drop, lift, drop~~

In the live broadcast room, it exploded!

"I'm rubbing it! It's really a beauty!"

"Goddess, lift the barbell live!"

"35kg! I can't even lift it!"

"This beauty is even stronger than a strong man~~"

"Strong beauty fitness anchor!"

A wave of gifts, brush up.

Liu Lan sneered.

On the importance of posing.

While she was acting hard, she pretended to ask for gifts.

"Have you seen it? As long as you work hard, there will be results! My body is so good, it is all due to the hard work every day."

"If you have a gift, let's take a walk? For the sake of Lan Lan's hard work~~"

Jiang Chen was on the side, almost screaming with laughter.

Use the camera angle to lift the barbell?

Is that okay?

Isn't this a lie?

Sure enough, a wave of action.

I feel sorry for those diaosi who were cheated of gifts, what should I do?

Jiang Chen took a step closer and looked carefully.

Sure enough, Liu Lan was pretending to exert force, pressing his eyes, his expression was painful, his hands were raised, dropped, raised and dropped, but he did not exert any effort at all.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Can't sit back and watch the otakus get deceived, what should I do?

Turning his eyes, he came to his mind.

Jiang Chen patted the coach on the shoulder from behind.

The coach gave a jolt, and the barbell let go!

Jiang Chen's eyes are fast, and he grabs the barbell with one hand~~

Easy to pick up~~

Set aside.

coach:"......"

only see~~

Liu Lan, who didn't know anything about this, forced her eyes, and was still lying in the same place and kept lifting, falling, lifting, falling, her expression was still very hard, and it was very painful~~

"Have you seen it?... It's really heavy, so heavy. I have to persevere! I can't give up~~ I firmly believe that those who work hard will not have bad luck!"

There was silence in the live broadcast room.

Coach Awei: "..."

Jiang Chen: "..."

Fans in the live room: "..."

I only saw Liu Lan, who was performing alone, without a barbell, holding the air, still trying to make a pain~~

Live room, fly up.

"66666!"

"So hard! Goddess!"

"Just now, she has been holding up the air?"

"This kind of barbell, I can lift it to the ground!"

"Made, it was all posing just now? Shame our IQ?"

Fans, feeling that their IQ was insulted, ran away more than half in an instant.

The people around also came to watch - fitness beauties, live broadcast to lift the air!

Seeing that Liu Lan was serious, closed his eyes and held an air barbell, the people around him all laughed and screamed.

Liu Lan felt that something was wrong and immediately opened her eyes.

"???"

Looking at the embarrassed coach Awei, and the laughing crowd around him, and the barbell on the side.

Liu Lan: "..."

Made! Overturned!

What's the matter?

With a pale face, Liu Lan rushed to the live broadcast room and glanced at the number of fans.

Exploding in place!

"you you you~~"

Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen wearing a takeaway uniform, helmet and mask!

Eh, Liu Lan didn't recognize Jiang Chen.

It's just a takeaway!

"it is all your fault!"

Liu Lan despised the food delivery person the most, and screamed, "I want to give you a bad review! Complain!"

Jiang Chen shrugged: "Your takeaway has arrived."

It was only then that Liu Lan remembered that in order to pretend to be coercive, she did a live weight loss tutorial, and indeed ordered takeout.

Whoops, lost my mind.

She quickly faced the camera, adjusted her mentality, and began to smile again.

"Hehe, it's interesting, right? I was the one who made fun of everyone. Of course I can do fitness, but 35kg, yeah, you guys overestimate me~~"

Otherwise, Liu Lan's scheming bitch is max!

Even if he was just pretending to be in the gym, he was exposed by Jiang Chen in public, making him so embarrassing. But as long as you sneer, snort, and then deliberately lower the camera to reveal the deep career line in the fitness vest, the live broadcast viewers who have just been humiliated for their IQ immediately brush up and kneel firmly!

The number of live broadcasts has risen again.

"It turns out that the goddess is joking, I just said, 35 kilograms, I can't do it!"

"Indeed, the figure of the goddess definitely has fitness!"

"What is IQ to eat? I don't want it!"

"Haha, I'm definitely not greedy for your body~~"

"Welfare, the welfare of men!"

"Okay~~"

Liu Lan whimpered: "Just now, I was really tired. I'm going to have a live dinner now."

She took the Starbucks light salad from Jiang Chen's hand, and said in a pretentious manner, "One of the important reasons why people maintain such a good figure is because of dieting. People are very restrained, so they only eat light salad every day. , all of them are vegetarian. And I only eat one meal in the morning and noon! It’s so hard~”

Liu Lan pretended to be, opened the light salad, and showed it to the camera.

In the live broadcast room, a wave of dog licking comments flew up.

"As expected of a goddess!"

"It's all vegetables and fruits? No wonder you're in such a good shape?"

"True Goddess! (ˉ﹃ˉ)!"

"It hurts! Eat some meat too. Otherwise, it will be too miserable."

With a "top-level white and rich beauty" attitude, Liu Lan said coquettishly, "Eat meat? How can it be? She is a goddess. For the sake of beauty, you can not eat anything! Ladies and gentlemen, do you like me like this? Bring a gift if you like it."

The licking dogs believed it to be true, and while swiping the screen of the real goddess, another wave of gifts flew up.

Jiang Chen watched from the side.

hehe.

If I hadn't delivered takeout, I would have almost believed it.

Watch me smash you!

With a slight smile, he opened another [Kentucky Spicy Whole Family Bucket], placed it in front of the camera, and said loudly, "Miss! The other Mc Spice Whole Family Bucket you ordered at the same time has arrived! Please eat it while it's hot! "

Liu Lan, who was pretending to be a goddess, teaching her weight loss experience, and talking endlessly, her smile froze at that time.

Liu Lan: "..."

Fans in the live room: "..."

puff~~~

A passerby laughed wildly.

"Goddess", overturned again!

The fans in the live broadcast room are all dumbfounded~~

"Mai Spicy Family Bucket? So greasy?"

"I rub, I don't even eat this spicy chicken food!"

"..."

However, Liu Lan is determined to become the goddess of the live broadcast world.

"Humph! Even if my luck is bad today, I can't give up!"

"Fitness pretending, even if I fail, I can still live stream the blind date! Fake it!"

Liu Lan had an idea.

Recently, in order to become an Internet celebrity goddess, she didn't work hard and put her mind into it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I just ordered the whole family bucket, which is a negative teaching material. I deliberately ordered it to warn you~~ The fitness time is over! I have a date at 2 pm. I will take you to the live broadcast of the date, okay? "

Jiang Chen just walked to the door when he heard this and rolled his eyes.

This Liu Lan, sure enough, the scheming explodes, can this be returned?

In order to become famous, I really do whatever it takes to jump up and down.

However, Jiang Chen didn't have time to take care of Liu Lan.

......

Just after leaving the gym, Jiang Chen received another call.

"Brother Chen, my family helped me make an appointment with a girl. We will meet at 2 pm. Can you help me check?"

Jiang Chen saw that it was his colleague from the takeaway, Xiao Zhong.

Xiao Zhongren is honest, has always been single, and has never had a girlfriend. Maybe the first date, a little stage fright.

"But I still have takeout."

"I'll deliver it for you!"

Xiao Zhong said quickly: "10 minutes, just 10 minutes."

"All right."

Jiang Chen thought for a while, and agreed.

The two meet.

Xiao Zhong thanked him continuously.

"Why are you so excited?"

Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You don't know what that girl looks like."

Xiao Zhong looked excited: "At home, I've been with you over there and gave me the girl's photo, she's a goddess!"

"???"

Jiang Chen was suspicious.

There are so many goddesses these days that it's hard to believe.

"It's a real goddess!"

Xiao Zhong looked like he was licking a dog, and showed Jiang Chen a photo.

Jiang Chen took it over and took a look.

Speechless!

"...Isn't that, Liu Lan?".

Why did you get into trouble with this woman today?

Wherever you go, is there her?