Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

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At this time, Jiang Chen was driving around in an Audi car, pulling Avril.

Under Jiang Chen's persuasion, Avril was already a lot happier, with a smile on her face, she took the initiative to take Jiang Chen's hand and walked around the streets.

She didn't expect that, in the dark, a look was staring at herself.

"Really~~~"

Prince John, with green eyes, stared at Avril's figure pulling Jiang Chen~~

A group of grass and mud horses galloped across the Hulunbuir prairie above him.

"Unexpectedly, this is actually true!"

"Avril, I really don't know how to love myself, being with a Chinese man!"

Prince John has had a crush on Avril since he was a child. As a result of pursuing it for a long time, Avril's reply to him is always...

"I'm not interested in men!"

He thinks it's okay, Avril will definitely not like others!

This time, he felt that the time was right, so he went straight to China and came to confess to Avril!

As a result, the princess who secretly loves has already fallen in love with a Chinese man!

John: flip the table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Okay, you're not interested in men?"

I feel that I have been deceived!

I think I have been betrayed!

Above the head, a green prairie is gnawed by a group of grass and mud horses~~

John's lungs were about to explode.

......

But~~

Princess Avril, is the first heir to the throne!

As a prince, if he wants to be a king one day, he can only marry Avril, and there is no other way.

"Bastard, it must be this Chinese man who lied to Avril with eloquent words!"

John gritted his teeth.

He couldn't do anything about Avril, so he frantically dumped the blame on Jiang Chen.

John really wanted to rush in front of Jiang Chen and Avril right away and tear them apart.

But~~

Aside, the assistant persuaded him.

"His Royal Highness, this is too rash, not someone of your identity, you should do it."

John thought, yes.

What is your identity?

Prince of Bohemia!

How can you conflict with a lowly Chinese in the street?

If you are targeted by tabloid reporters, photographed, and then sent back to Europe, I am afraid that rumors will make the royal family lose face.

"Then what do you say?"

John gasped.

The assistant's eyes changed: "In two days, there will be a grand [Huaguo and European Royal Jewelry Exhibition] jointly organized by my country, European countries and Huaguo Commercial Street, which will be held in the Jingshi Museum!"

"Oh?"

John's eyes lit up: "Yeah, why did I forget? When I came to China, an important task was to participate in this royal jewelry exhibition!"

"Bohemia and your family attach great importance to this jewelry exhibition. In order to participate in the exhibition, I also sent a [Queen's Crown]!"

The assistant's eyes gleamed: "That crown is the heirloom of the John family. It has a history of more than 300 years. Many queens of the John family have worn it! It is a national treasure in the world. One of the most important treasures of the jewelry show!"

John's eyes lit up: "That's the crown that my grandmother, Queen Tracy, wore! 27 emeralds, inlaid, are priceless!"

"Yup!"

The assistant nodded: "How can this Chinese man get such a precious royal item?"

The more John thought about it, the more reasonable he felt, and his eyes flashed: "Yes, yes, there is no woman who doesn't love jewelry. As long as I take the opportunity to dedicate the crown to Avril, I will definitely win her favor!"

"The queen's crown is one of the most important treasures of the jewelry exhibition at this time."

At this moment, John thought of such an awesome idea by himself! Impressed!

Pretend!

In front of that driver, pretend to be a jerk!

Let that driver recognize the reality!

"If Avril and this driver are invited over, I'm sure that driver will be able to recognize the fact that a low-end driver like him is not worthy of a Western princess like Avril!"

Wonderful!

The more you think, the better!

Maybe, Avril will accept his proposal in public~~

Delicious!

"But the question is, how to let Avril participate?"

The big plan of pretending has been decided.

But if Avril doesn't participate, all the pretense will be meaningless!

John rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

He pushed open the door and got out of the car, and walked straight to Jiang Chen and Avril.

"Princess Avril!"

John was well-mannered, very royally gentlemanly, and gave what he thought was perfect.

This dude, give yourself 105 points!

Awesome!

It's a pity~~

This is on the bustling Huaguo Street.

John performed such a noble ceremony, and the people passing by were surprised~~

"I'm rubbing it, are you crazy?"

"What's wrong with this man?"

"Hey, is your brain flooded?"

"Good young man, why is it abnormal?"

John: "..."

fuck!

I am European court etiquette!

You Chinese people don't understand!

John is more angry than these passers-by...

It was Jiang Chen's attitude.

Avril was startled when she saw John and suddenly appeared in front of her!

"John? Why are you here?"

Avril frowned in disgust.

This John really belongs to Cao Cao, said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

I just mentioned to Jiang Chen that this nasty guy was coming, but he didn't expect to appear in front of him.

"Princess Avril, you make me so sad to say that."

John considers himself to be polite and has the perfect gentleman's demeanor, and said aggrievedly: "We grew up together when we were young, and we are the heirs of the Habsburg family and the John family respectively, or the first and second best in the kingdom. A candidate for succession. How could you speak to me like that?"

As he spoke, he approached Avril and wanted to kiss Avril's hand~~

Hand kiss.

European court etiquette.

Avril hadn't spoken yet, and John couldn't help but say that he would kiss her hand when he knelt down~~

Close your eyes.

hmm~

Avril's hands are so warm.

Huh? No, why is this hand a little stinky?

Suddenly, he opened his eyes in fright~~

I saw a fat man passing by, facing him, looking at him in shock~~

What he kissed just now was not Avril's little hand, but~~

The hand of the fat man who just cleaned up the dog poop! !

The fat man suddenly screamed: "Rogue!!"

John saw a dog next to him and the traces of feces on the ground. He understood it in seconds, and his disgusting face turned green!

"vomit!"

Disgusting spit out~~

Avril nearly burst into tears while laughing.

It turned out that at the moment when John was going to do the "European Court Ceremony" and kiss Avril's hand~~

Jiang Chen's hands were quick, he grabbed a fat man who was cleaning up pet feces beside him, and shoved it directly to John.

John's literary youth, after kissing for a long time, I found out~~

It's the fat man's hand, and he's still holding the paper wrapping pet poo~~

vomit, vomit, vomit~~~

John's face turned green from vomiting!

"you you you!"

John jumped up, in exasperation, pointed at Jiang Chen: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Chen said lightly, "I should ask you, what are you doing?"

"I want to kiss Avril's hand!"

John is righteous: "This is the etiquette of our Bohemian country, the upper class! You don't understand!"

"I really don't understand."

Jiang Chen indifferently said: "But unfortunately this is on the streets of Huaguo, not your European court! I only saw that Avril was unwilling, but you forced the kiss. This is considered harassment! How about I call a lawyer and ask? "

John: (*+﹏+*)~

md, the plan failed!

I wanted to use "court etiquette" as an excuse to kiss Avril, but Jiang Chen slapped her to death, and even kissed Fatty Fatty's dirty hands!

John wanted to turn his face.

But if you think about it carefully, the winning ticket is in your hands. If you swear at the street, it will seem too unleveled.

Well, I don't know the Chinese in general.

He replied with a bright smile: "You are Avril's friend? It's a pleasure to meet, I am Prince John, Avril's...friend!"

He originally wanted to say boyfriend, but after seeing Avril's murderous gaze, he changed his words temporarily.

John: "You are?"

Jiang Chen was rude, and said lightly, "I'm Avril's [boyfriend]! Hello!"

Jiang Chen deliberately emphasized, boyfriend!

When Avril heard this, she was shy + secretly happy~~

John's face darkened when he heard this~~

fuck!

I didn't even dare to say that I was a boyfriend, but you said it carelessly?

Find the shaded area!

"Humph! Boyfriend? I think you have misunderstood?"

John sneered: "I'm the prince of Bohemia, the second in line! Avril is even more of a princess! How dare you call yourself the princess' boyfriend, a Chinese commoner?"

"Princess?"

Jiang Chen was light and calm, and said indifferently, "Perhaps in Bohemia, she is a princess. But in front of me, she has only one identity, my girlfriend!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen even more rudely hugged Xiaoman's waist, declaring his sovereignty.

"you!"

John can only stare, looking very angry!

With such a noble status as me, why are you so indifferent?

I didn't take my prince's identity in my eyes at all, eh? !

I am a dignified prince, so worthless?

Watching Jiang Chen swore his boyfriend's sovereignty, John felt that the green grassland above his head was rapidly expanding...

"I will endure, I will endure!"

John managed to hold his breath and pretended to smile: "That's right, in the evening two days later, in order to strengthen friendly exchanges between our country and your country, the relevant departments will hold a national treasure exhibition at the Jingshi Museum. I sincerely invite Mr. Jiang to participate. ."

What kind of eyes Jiang Chen is, he glanced at it,

I knew that this John must have hidden evil intentions.

Avril: "We, why are we going?"

"Not only is he going, but as a princess, you have a responsibility to go!"

John took the royal status and pressed Avril: "Avril, as a princess, you must attend."

Avril frowned and had to~~

think about it.

After all, she is still a member of the royal family. As we all know, although the members of the royal family receive money, they are obligated to the affairs of the state.

Even a princess can't take money and not work.

"Right? You have to participate in the friendship activities between the two countries, right?"

John smirked.

Avril had to nod.

"Then are you going?"

John looked at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen smiled lightly.

Avril has gone, how could he not go?

"I'll definitely go with my girlfriend!"

Jiang Chen said lightly.

"it is good!"

John smiled: "Then it's a deal!"

After he finished speaking, he turned and left.

For fear that if I see too much Jiang Chen and Avril sweet and sweet, I will be angry to death.

......

"You just said I'm your girlfriend, does that count?"

Avril looked at Jiang Chen intently.

Jiang Chen nodded: "Forget it."

"However, I still have to say sorry to you for involving you."

Avril was very apologetic to Jiang Chen, she knew that this matter had nothing to do with Jiang Chen...

Jiang Chen smiled lightly: "It's okay, since I said it, I must do it. As a boyfriend, it is my duty to protect you!"

"Thank you!"

Avril was moved, leaning on Jiang Chen's shoulder, feeling full of security, and looking happy~~

Sometimes love just goes with the flow.

There are also external forces (John) to fuel the flames!

......

......

The next day, Prince John invited his friends, a few European nobles, to go shopping together and go out to pretend.

Bullshit!

"Ha ha."

John took a few people to the Guomao area, looked around at the skyscrapers around, and turned to the World Trade Center again, sneering.

He deliberately said loudly: "Alas, I am Prince John of Bohemia!"

Surrounded by shock! !

Countless people exclaimed.

"I'm going! Prince? European?"

"Amazing, I didn't expect the prince to come to us to go shopping?"

"It looks aristocratic at first glance! The prince's blood is noble, but it's different!"

"His Royal Highness, can you take a group photo?"

Seeing that he raised his arms, John really caught the attention of the Chinese people around him and worshipped him. Then he snorted coldly from his nostrils and smiled at his friends:

"Have you seen it? The country of China is so backward! The people are also ignorant. My identity makes them crazy."

He speaks the Bohemian language, but the Chinese people around him, many foreign language masters, understood and scolded him angrily.

"What nonsense are you talking about? We Chinese people are warm to you, but you think we are stupid?"

"And scolding us for being behind?"

"You really are not a thing!"

Hearing that someone broke the truth, the prince of Bohemia looked down on Huaguo, the people around him, and was angry!

"This man, why is this?"

"We have guests coming, and they are all warmly greeted. Why does this person know nothing?"

"Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs!"

"..."

John's group, taunting and walking~~

Then they got thirsty.

Water must be bought.

But the stalls on the roadside don't accept cash!

We must pay by WeChat and pay by Zhi Neibao~~

John was stunned.

"This, why are you putting two signs on the booth?"

John was shocked: "You don't even get paid?"

"What are you collecting money for?"

The consignor and stall owner glanced at him in a "caring for the bunker" vision, and said lazily: "It's too much trouble to collect money and change it. Have you ever used WeChat to send negative treasures?"

John looked confused and shook his head.

The stall owner was surprised: "You Europe, don't you have mobile payment?"

John was blank: "No..."

The surrounding Chinese people burst into laughter.

Almost dying of laughter!

"Their country doesn't even have mobile payment, and they say that we are ignorant and backward, and they want me to die and inherit my nationality!"

"Alas, tragic!"

"What a miserable man!"

"The times are progressing, you European royal families seem to be a bit low, that's all?"

"You can't be strong, pretend to be number one!"

"Sympathy for the backwardness of their country~~ Let's observe 3 minutes of silence together..."

People around, despise them together, showing a "forgiving" expression of caring for the mentally handicapped~~

John: "..."

fuck!

Am I being considered mentally retarded?

How is this broken? ?

no!

He rolled his eyes, and in order to divert his attention, he hurriedly took out Avril's photo.