American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

Under Owen's meaningful reminder, Arthur stared anxiously at the four-person date between Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao and a pair of twin sisters.

"how do you feel?"

While Zhang Wei went to the bar to buy drinks, Lu Ziqiao followed him and asked with concern.

"Great! I'm so happy! This is so much fun!"

Zhang Wei affirmed his happiness three times in a row: "I think I can really talk to that girl!"

"Yes, you are a perfect match."

Lu Ziqiao affirmed, and then changed her voice: "Listen, you have to leave now!"

"What?!"

Zhang Wei couldn't believe his ears.

"I just finished talking to the twin sisters, and they are going home with me. Can you believe it?"

Lu Ziqiao winked and said, "That's right! It's absolutely true!"

"I can't believe you did this to me again!!"

Zhang Wei growled.

"But they are twins!"

Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

"You! It was you who told me that as long as I get the other party's phone number, you must abide by the brotherly rules and never steal my candy again! Is this what you said?!"

Zhang Wei asked angrily.

"Yes, yes, yes, I did say this."

Lu Ziqiao nodded and admitted.

"so?"

Zhang Wei stared at Lu Ziqiao closely.

"So, you still have to leave!"

Lu Ziqiao said shamelessly: "Because you forgot another sentence!"

"What words?"

Zhang Wei was puzzled.

"In the world of picking up girls, you will always use any means to pick up girls. You will live or die!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, took the beer in his hand, and said with a smile: "Brother, you succeeded! I officially announce that you have been promoted to a member of the world of picking up girls. Now you can go, and summarize it on the way back. Learn a lesson and go to sleep.

Tomorrow in the world of picking up girls belongs to you, but now...tonight still belongs to me! "

The two looked at each other for a long time, and Zhang Wei walked to the toilet lonely. Compared to the door, he was more inclined to urinate and escape, so as not to see the twins again and make him sad.

He really didn't expect that the girl he was chatting with would rather be like Lu Ziqiao than be with him.

This world is indeed not an idol drama, the taste is too strong...

"Oh, bad news, Zhang Wei has a food allergy and is leaving first."

Lu Ziqiao watched Zhang Wei go to the toilet. Knowing that the other person had chosen to urinate, he smiled strangely, returned with two glasses of beer, and sighed to the twins.

"What?"

"That's a shame, I quite like him!"

said the twin sisters.

Zhang Wei really underestimated Lu Ziqiao's downline. Lu Ziqiao's words just now were all lies to Zhang Wei...

"yes."

Lu Ziqiao agreed, then opened his hands, hugged each other, and said in a tone that even Old Si Ji knew: "Now it seems that there are only three of us left tonight~"

"who I am?"

"Where am I?"

"What did I see?"

In the distance, Arthur, who has been staring at this place since Owen reminded him, is caught in three questions about life.

Drought kills us, floods kill us, how can the gap between people be so big, so unfair!

When singles like them are lonely, a guy like Lu Ziqiao can actually hug each other, and they are twins. It really blinds his 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!

Now he finally understood why Irving laughed so much. Poor Zhang Wei, why did he follow Lu Ziqiao with pretense and lead him around? He was just a tool to warm up the show!

If he had seen Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang on the other side, he would immediately equate Zhang Wei with the guy who sold himself to bury his whole family and died miserably on his own stick, shouting, "Who dares to be worse than me?"

It's too awful!

He would rather not have such hope than such despair!

"How do you feel now? Do you still need me to talk to Zi Qiao and let him show you off and fly?"

Owen patted Arthur who was stunned and said jokingly.

"No! No! No!"

Arthur shook his head and waved his hands: "I think it's good to be like this now. Needless to say, besides, it's easy to be struck by lightning if you pretend to be cool, let alone flying in the air. That's not asking for death!"

"This scene always feels familiar."

Penny murmured: "I seem to have seen it somewhere..."

"I'll call Zhang Wei."

Owen got up and went to the bar toilet, stopped Zhang Wei who was about to pee and escaped, and pulled him to their side.

"Owen, I'm really not interested in drinking and chatting right now. I just want to be alone."

Zhang Wei was listless.

"About the twins?"

Owen laughed.

"You all know?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized, and then said aggrievedly: "Zi Qiao has gone too far! This is already the third time! No! It is the fourth time! Even twins cannot be merged into one!"

"We all know it, but do you know it?"

Owen reminded: "Do you understand what happened tonight?"

"Well."

Zhang Wei was puzzled: "Of course, Zi Qiao cheated on my partner again and took my candy! He is so shameless and ungrateful!"

"Um."

Owen nodded: "But do you know how he did it?"

"This, do you need to say this?"

Zhang Wei said strangely.

"Of course."

Owen shook his head and said: "You don't even know how you failed and got what you got. You don't think about it yourself every time. You are still a top student in law school! No wonder you were robbed by Joe four times in a row!"

"Thinking? I am thinking! Weird Qiao is too shameless! Only now do I understand the saying that the most humble person is invincible!"

Zhang Wei complained: "This is totally talking about Zi Qiao!"

"No, you said it wrong."

Owen laughed.

"Did I say something wrong?"

Zhang Wei said angrily: "What did I say wrong! Don't you think Zi Qiao is very shameless and despicable?"

"That's right!"

Owen nodded and said: "Zi Qiao is indeed shameless and despicable! But to say that others are invincible if they are despicable is to think too highly of him!"

"For me, he is already invincible!"

Zhang Wei held back his tears and said sadly.

"You're wrong again!"

Owen sighed: "It's not that he is too invincible, but you are too stupid and naive! You are completely led by Joe, and you don't think for yourself at all!

Let me ask you, you had a great time talking to your twin sister tonight, didn’t you? "

"yes!"

Zhang Wei nodded repeatedly.

"You should be able to feel that she is interested in you, right?"

Owen asked.

"certainly!"

Zhang Wei is sure.

"Then why did you fail?"

Owen asked.

"this……"

Zhang Wei looked confused and said: "I don't know, I always feel that this world is very unreal. One moment we were chatting happily, and the next moment she wanted to go back with Zi Qiao with her sister... How could this happen... "

"You haven't figured out such a simple question yet. Are you sure you want to continue studying law?"

Owen complained.

Zhang Wei: "..."

"The answer to the question is very simple. Either that, the twin sister is crazy and wants to tease you, or Zi Qiao lied to you!"

Owen reminded: "Which one do you think it is?"

"Zi Qiao lied to me!"

Zhang Wei said without thinking, then reacted and shouted: "Ziqiao lied to me!!!"

"You finally understand! It's really not easy. There is a 50% chance of choosing one of the two. You actually chose the right one all of a sudden."

Owen complained.

"Let me just say that the happy chat I had with her before was all true and not an illusion!"

Zhang Wei alternately laughed and cried, very excited: "Why do I want to be with my sister? Zi Qiao lied to me! She is a good girl, how could she do that..."

"Ahem."

Owen coughed and interrupted Zhang Wei.

"What's wrong, Owen? Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

Zhang Wei looked at Owen gratefully.

"What are you going to do now?"

Owen asked instead without answering.

"Do you need to say this? Of course you are going to expose Ziqiao's scam and take back my candy!"

Zhang Wei said with high spirits.

"Well, this is what I have to remind you again."

Owen sighed.

"What?"

Zhang Wei's face froze, and he didn't dare to listen anymore. He had experienced too many such turning points, but every time he was extremely happy, he was always sad. Happiness never comes alone!

"I advise you not to go there."

Owen reminded: "Ziqiao, he did lie to you again and again just like in life, but for you, it's not necessarily a bad thing! You are not a playboy like Zi Qiao, who casts his net everywhere and is happy all night. That’s your style, isn’t it?”

"That's right! The old director of our welfare home once taught us that any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan!"

Zhang Wei said: "But I'm not going to be a hooligan! I'm willing to have a good talk with her. If everything goes well, getting engaged and married is my dream! What happened last time... I really didn't mean it! You believe me!" "

"I trust you!"

Owen nodded: "If I don't believe you, do you think you can walk around in just two months? How can it take a hundred days to break your muscles and bones? Not to mention the psychological shadow left by my blaster!

So don’t doubt it, I really believe you! But it’s precisely because I believe you are such a person that I say it’s not necessarily a bad thing for Ziqiao to lie to you! "

"What do you mean?"

Zhang Wei was confused.

"What he means is very simple, that is, the twin sister is not as good as you think!"

Penny couldn't help but answer.

"You are not allowed to say that about her!"

Zhang Wei was dissatisfied and retorted: "She is a good girl! She is not what you think at all!"

"Oops, I'm sorry, I stepped on your sweetheart."

Penny joked: "But we haven't said it yet, how do you know what we think of her?"

"...No matter what, she is not what you think!"

Zhang Wei couldn't say it, but he still said it.

"Don't be stupid, Zhang Wei."

Petunia complained: "As for her, I have never seen a hundred or fifty. I'm sure that even if Zi Qiao doesn't lie to you, you can't go on with her.

She was simply an old Siji, otherwise Zi Qiao wouldn't have hugged her. She just looked at each other and smiled with her sister, acquiescing to Zi Qiao's hints and expressions!

I bet this isn't even the first time. The two sisters should be very experienced. Are you sure you want to have a serious relationship with such a good woman, get engaged, get married and have children? "

"..."

Zhang Wei opened his mouth and was speechless.

"Penny is right!"

Owen patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "As the saying goes, no pain, no gain, and the children are your own! Don't try to save trouble and always think about one-stop services. Don't outsource where you should put your efforts. give others……"

Zhang Wei just sat blankly without any reaction.

"He won't be too stimulated to be autistic, right?"

Arthur said half worried and half gossipy.

"Don't be like this, Zhang Wei, are you unhappy? Do you want to take revenge on Zi Qiao? No matter what, he is the one who is harming you!"

Penny pushed Zhang Wei.

"Um."

Zhang Wei responded blankly.

"Look at me! I'll help you get revenge!"

Penny patted her chest grandly: "Just watch it!"

After saying that, he stood up, straightened his clothes and hair, and then strode towards Lu Ziqiao's table.

"...When I was promoted to general manager...general manager? Why do I keep bringing this up..."

Lu Ziqiao was there to seduce the twin sisters, intentionally or unintentionally showing off his money-making ability, so as to finalize tonight's good things. He was a little surprised when he saw Petunia approaching in a menacing manner.

"Penny?"

"You gave me an indescribable terminal disease, you bastard!"

Penny acted very carefully, angrily picked up the beer on the table and threw it at Lu Ziqiao's face, and then left without looking back.

"Where did I just say it? By the way, general manager... I said it again, it's incredible."

Lu Ziqiao is worthy of being an old man. If it were an ordinary person, he would have finished playing if Penny made such a fuss. However, he remained calm and continued to talk to the twins while wiping the beer on his face.

The twins were obviously Lao Siji, and they did not believe Penny immediately. Instead, they regarded Penny as Lu Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend who came to cause trouble out of jealousy, so they continued to sit there calmly and listen to Lu Ziqiao's nonsense.

"You caused my twin sister to contract an indescribable terminal disease! You shameless guy!"

At this time, Penny, who had changed her clothes, came over again, picked up the wine glass, and poured the beer on Lu Ziqiao again.

This time, the twin sisters stood up in a hurry and left without saying goodbye.

It's not that they really believe in Petunia, but since Petunia is also playing twin sisters, this makes them very uncomfortable.

Secondly, even if Penny is a jealous ex-girlfriend who came to cause trouble, it also means that she is a persistent and dangerous ex-girlfriend. Now she is just pretending to mock and curse the sisters. If she stays, she may be thrown acid by the other party!

Lu Ziqiao is just one of the interesting men, and there is no shortage of them, so why take risks! It would be weird not to leave!

"Wait a minute, I can do magic..."

Lu Ziqiao wanted to keep the twins, but it obviously had no effect. After being splashed twice and being soaked, he didn't have much thought to continue. He wiped the beer on his face and looked at Zhang Wei who was looking at him proudly from a distance. Penny nodded and said: "Well done, Zhang Wei! Well done..."

He thought it was Zhang Wei who came up with the revenge idea. Although he missed an excellent opportunity and was very embarrassed, he felt a little relieved.

Because it reminded him of the warm daily life he had with his godfather Barney Stinson in those years.

Even if he was stronger than Zhang Wei at first, he wasn't much stronger. Now think about how pleased his godfather was when he started training...