Am I God

Zhao Yao said: "Old He, it's time to ban a wave of catnip, ban all catnip, and only allow me to sell it, wouldn't it be a monopoly?"

Old He was bitter in his heart: 'Why did he go around and go back again. ’

He said helplessly: "It doesn't make sense for you to do this. Even if we have a lot of money, what we do has to make sense. Forbidding other people to sell catnip, there's no reason for this, and the resistance is too great."

"Why doesn't it make sense?" Zhao Yao said: "Half of the super cats in the world like catnip, and catnip is irritating. It doesn't matter if ordinary cats are stimulated. Rolling. But the super cat is stimulated, and if it activates its abilities indiscriminately, it is a very dangerous thing.

And my briquettes catnip doesn't have this danger. It's more comfortable and fun to smoke, but it's not so irritating that it won't drive the super cat crazy.

We ban ordinary catnip and sell briquettes catnip. This is for national security. "

After sending the voice, Zhao Yao thought about it for a while, and saw that Lao He still didn't answer. Zhao Yao thought about it and shouted: "Ballet, pack me ordinary catnip." After getting the catnip, he found matcha: "Matcha, come here. "

Matcha immediately rushed over like a dog with the milk tea, watching Zhao Yao wagging his tail: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, what's the matter?"

Yesterday, the incident of Zhao Yao throwing Yuanyuan into the cat prison had spread throughout the entire cat country, so Matcha naturally knew about it, and now he became more and more flattering to Zhao Yao.

Seeing the appearance of Zhao Yao and Matcha, Milk Tea asked curiously: "Brother Cha, what is the relationship between this person and you?"

Although the milk tea came for a few days, it has been followed by matcha, but the identity of Zhao Yao is still unclear.

Matcha immediately covered the mouth of the milk tea, pretending to be angry: "What this person or that person, this is my eldest brother Yao, you want to be Yao Ye."

Milk Tea looked at Zhao Yao curiously, and bowed obediently: "Hello, Master Yao."

"Well, it's really good." Zhao Yao smiled and touched the head of the **tea, and then took a hundred yuan to the other party: "Take it to play."

Milk Tea stared blankly at the hundred-yuan bill in front of him, wondering: 'What is this? Why give me this? ’

After thinking about the survival skills that matcha taught him, Milk Tea said with a dull expression, "Make money."

"Fuck you, don't talk nonsense in front of Brother Yao." Matcha slapped Milk Tea on the back of the head and said to Zhao Yao with a smile, "This kid's head is not very useful."

Matcha said and put away one hundred yuan for milk tea: "This is called cash, the most simple mode of money. I will save it for you first, and give it back to you when you grow up."

"Money?" Milk Tea looked at the money handed over by Matcha with a puzzled look, and then pondered: 'Why do you keep asking me to make money? Brother Cha must have a big grudge against Qian. ’

Zhao Yao smiled, took out the ordinary catnip and put it in front of the matcha and milk tea and said, "This is the ordinary catnip on the market, you guys give it a try, I want to compare it with the briquettes catnip."

Matcha nodded, immediately opened the ordinary catnip and took a sip. Seeing the stupid milk tea on the side, he said, "It's called catnip, but it's a good thing. Come and try it."

I saw matcha sucking catnip with milk tea, matcha took a sip, showing a satisfied smile, milk tea followed, but choked loudly.

Matcha laughed when she saw the choking milk tea: "Slow down, don't take so much in one breath for beginners."

The milk tea took another sip carefully, and immediately the whole cat was dizzy, with a strange expression on his face: "It feels... so strange."

Matcha said with a cheerful look on the side: "This is just ordinary catnip. If you like it, I will take you to smoke the briquettes catnip. That's called enjoyment." After that, he took a deep breath, and then the whole cat All fours turned upside down and rolled on the ground.

A smirk appeared on the side of the milk tea on the side: "Mom." The next moment, he fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Compared with the fainting after drinking grass with milk tea, after the matcha is HIGH, the quality is less. First, he rolled back and forth on the ground, and then started to complain while holding Zhao Yao's feet.

"Zhao Yao, I'm the first cat to follow you."

"People have followed you since childhood."

"But you see that so many coquettish **** are doing better than me now."

"Why are they?"

"vomit……"

Seeing that Matcha was about to vomit, Zhao Yao immediately kicked the opponent away.

Matcha rolled over ten meters, and suddenly laughed again: "I'm here, I'm here, don't worry."

Then I saw Matcha climbed up from the ground with difficulty, and took a few steps staggeringly. The next moment, my body suddenly flashed, it stopped when it had started, and appeared more than ten meters away, and then swayed a few more steps, and my body again It disappeared in a flash.

The cat group in the distance immediately heard a series of painful cries.

Ares only felt a heavy weight on his back, and something fluffy came up to him and shook, and when he turned back, he saw the afterimage of the matcha disappearing, and he was shocked: "What? This guy, matcha, just gave me a chill ?"

When I looked up, I saw orange shadows flashing again and again, and cats kept screaming out in pain. After seven or eight consecutive times, I saw matcha lying on the ground like mud, and fell asleep, surrounded by a circle. Angry super cat.

"Matcha guy!"

"Has he gone mad again?"

"Bastard, just want to leave?"

A group of super cats moved their hands in an instant, grabbing the orange cat was a fat beating. More than ten minutes later, Matcha woke up and took a deep breath: "Why does my whole body hurt so much. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

Zhao Yao on the other side looked at the video in his hand, edited it a little, and sent it to Lao He: "Look, this is the harm of ordinary catnip. Once the super cat gets out of control, it is too dangerous."

Old He frowned slightly. Of course, he knew that there was a problem in this area. It was like drinking. It doesn't matter if an ordinary person is drunk, but if a power user is drunk, the stronger the ability, the more troublesome it will be.

But Lao He still shook his head and said, "It's still very difficult, especially since this will affect ordinary people. Even if it is really banned, should we arrest ordinary people who have catnip at home? How to define it?"

"It doesn't matter what you have at home, you don't need to care about who buys it, we only care about who sells it." Zhao Yao said: "And my briquettes catnip, regardless of quality or price, can be ranked first in the entire network. The person who sells has no effect on the person who buys.”

Lao He frowned and said, "It's fine in the physical store, but what about the Internet? Do you want them to go to your online store to buy catnip? How much is catnip, and how much is the shipping cost? You only sell catnip. , the price is expensive and no one buys it. If the price is cheap, and if you buy a bag of catnip and you can get free shipping nationwide, even you can’t afford it. Many people buy some catnip when they buy toys and cat food.”