Am I God

The old cat glared at Yuanyuan in front of him. This kind of cat who needs IQ but not IQ, but also looks beautiful, and doesn't look cute at all, usually he can be tortured to death with one paw.

But looking at the guy with no head on the side, Mao Lao could only hold back his breath silently, his back twisted accidentally, and the wound was so painful that Mao Lao gasped.

"Hey. This fat man is really black."

After Yuanyuan's paw on the other side, he stared blankly at his fleshy palm: "Is this what it feels like when matcha hits me? This kind of bullying, foxes and tigers, cats fight against people, and others don't care to fight back. ... he's really cool."

Seeing Mao Lao's resentful eyes, Yuanyuan glared at him and said, "What are you looking at? I'll beat you again. Don't think that I won't dare to do anything when you are old. I don't care how old I am when I fight cats. ."

Mao Lao secretly hated, and Zhao Yao on the other side pinched his head and said, "What about the other money? I'll give you one last chance. If you don't hand over the money, I can only castrate you."

Zhao Yao calmly said the words that made the cat's old hair stand upright: "You know the consequences of castration of a super cat? Not only will his abilities disappear, but his intelligence will also be lost, and there is no fertility at all. You must know that castrated Even among ordinary wild cats, his male cat is still a very low-ranking existence. From an awakened super cat to an ordinary **** cat, that is, he suddenly fell into the quagmire from the cloud, tsk tsk tsk.”

Yuanyuan on the side has already circled behind the old cat, and began to measure the size and position of the other party, and gestured with his own paws from time to time.

So Mao Lao started to lose hair, and he nodded nervously: "Okay."

puff! Yuanyuan made a direct move and grabbed it. The pain caused the cat to jump up more than two meters. She looked at Yuanyuan resentfully and roared, "What are you doing, I've already said it, and I'll give you the money."

Yuanyuan wiped her face embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you said you could castrate." At this point, he suddenly reacted, sneered, and five bloodstains were caught The old cat's chest was so painful that the old cat screamed.

Seeing Lao Mao's aggrieved gaze, Yuanyuan shrugged and said, "Who told you to speak more than two words."

Mao Lao didn't know if he was so angry or trembling with pain, he finally spit out a word: "Go." He took a few steps forward and looked back at Zhao Yao, obviously wanting them to follow.

So Zhao Yao put all the money on the sofa into the dimensional stomach, and then took the super cats to keep up with the old cat.

After a lot of twists and turns, I finally came to a nearby hill and found a wooden house.

Zhao Yao walked into the wooden house according to Mao Lao's instructions, opened the bed, and saw a staircase. After walking down the stairs for three meters, he could see a small basement.

In the center of the basement, a large stack of money was neatly placed. Zhao Yao estimated it a little, and it was a few million at least.

Zhao Yao, Elizabeth, and Yuanyuan in the basement all had their eyes light up instantly.

"So much money?" Elizabeth rushed up first, sniffing the fragrance from the banknotes, and felt that the cat's body was relaxed.

Yuanyuan was short of breath with excitement: "How much fried chicken, how much Elizabeth, how much Diana can you buy with this money?"

"Everyone, don't get excited." Zhao Yao waved his hand, opened his mouth and sucked all the cash into the dimensional stomach, and said calmly: "The money will be kept with me first."

Elizabeth said angrily, "Zhao Yao, Chuanxiao Township was captured by us together. Do you want to take the money all by yourself?"

"Silly child." Zhao Yao touched Elizabeth's head and said: "You are too young now, it is not safe to put so much money with you, and you can't open a bank account by yourself. I will help you open a bank now. Account, keep the money in it for you, you can still earn interest every year, and when you grow up and mature, you can manage the money rationally, and then give it back to you."

Yuanyuan and Elizabeth looked at Zhao Yao suspiciously, obviously very suspicious of each other's actions.

Seeing them like this, Zhao Yao pretended to be angry and said, "Are you afraid that I will swallow your money? Don't you think about whose money you spend on your food and drink every day? Will I swallow your money? To tell you the truth, I saved this money for you to start a family and start a business in the future. If you get married in the future, raise kittens, buy a cat litter and cat climbing frame, don’t you have to pay for food and drink every day?

Elizabeth, you know how to eat, drink, watch TV shows every day, and if you don't save some money for you, how will you live in the future? Yuanyuan, you know to eat every day, if you don't save some money, which female cat will like you in the future? "

Although Elizabeth and Yuanyuan were still extremely suspicious of Zhao Yao's motives, under Zhao Yao's paternalistic pressure, they could only watch him put the money into the dimensional stomach.

The cat on the side saw this scene, he laughed, and said in his heart: 'Two fools, after a long time, aren't they the slaves of others? ’

laugh!

Five streaks of blood flashed in the air, Mao Lao opened his mouth wide, looked at the bloodstains on his body in shock, and then looked at Yuanyuan, his eyes changed alternately with shock, grievance, and anger, his mouth trembled for a long time, and finally said: " WHY?"

Yuanyuan snorted coldly and said, "Did you say hehe? Two words?"

Mao Lao: "?" He cursed MMP in his heart, and planned to answer no more questions than Zhao Yao's.

After processing the cash, Zhao Yao looked at the old cat and said, "Okay, where are the super cats that you cheated on? Where are they?"

A few minutes later, Mao Lao took Zhao Yao and his party to the front of a small villa~www.wuxiaspot.com~ As soon as the door of the villa was opened, a large smell of cat grass rushed in, and the air was full of cat hair. , Cat grass crumbs.

There was a rustling sound, and among the debris in the sky, more than a dozen figures were sitting around the tables.

"bump!"

"If you still want to play cards at this level, you'd better go back and play your wife."

"Hurry up, I'm going to dinner after this game."

"Haha, huh, Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai, everyone."

When a female cat saw Mao Lao who opened the door, she immediately said, "Oh, Mao Lao, you came just in time, Xiaodong's dung maker has diarrhea again, we are three short of you, you can give it a try."

In the small villa, the sound of mahjong and the noise was endless, the space was full of the smell of cat grass, and the ground was covered with smoked cat grass powder, giving a smoky look.

Zhao Yao frowned and looked at the scene in front of him, and said to the old cat on the side: "That's how you left these super cats? It's a dirty method."